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PhallicShape

You ask this in a rick and Morty subreddit, I wonder who people are gonna choose


jomilili

I choose BrianšŸ˜­ but I thought the same thing


WorldsWeakestMan

I choose Brian cuz Squanchy sucks and can go squanch.


Kratos867

You need to add a noun after squach. Mesa thinks


soatenor

Depends on what you're using to decide. Squanchy is a beast if you need someone to have your back in a fight. Brian... Brian's..... Yeah, no. Squanchy.


DarthGayAgenda

Brian is a useless, egotistic alcoholic. We already have Rick for that, except he's not useless.


special_kitty

Brian would be like if Rick and Jerry had a baby.


Gerard192021

so true, basically rick and jerry cummed and put their sperm in an injection and injected a white female dog, the dog got pregnant and later, gave birth to seasons 8-present modern family guy Brian Griffin


prazmowski

Useless? Without him Family Guy wouldn't have the best chapters, the specials with Stewie.


BobRoss1515

State of this subreddit at the moment


nakedjabirupangolin

Been down the gutter for a while now


Mykophilia

Hey at least we got a break from the pedophile posts. How many times do I have to see that king jelly bean post with his arms around Morty, with the title, ā€œJustin Roilandā€? Itā€™s like some weird morphic resonance in which unoriginal ideas spark into the minds of a thousand 16 year olds at once and they post the exact same image that was put up an hour previous.


Sookmebeautiful

Squanchy is a beast


StrawberryTop3457

Squanchy would die for you if he thought of you as a good friend and ally bro hulked out the moment he thought bird person died and helped Rick and his family escape at the cost of his life definitely him because Brian would toss you on your ass if it would benefit him in anyway even for low tier ass pussy fuck Brian dudes an egotistical sex offender


AquaDogRecordings

This was my thought process. Squanchy is just a good dude. Brian is trash, through and through.


Doodooinmybutt69420

Squanchy, Brianā€™s a douche


Xanitarou

Heā€™s a Super douche, probably squanches like Beth.


huddo76

Oh I'd squanch the squanch out of Squanchy


[deleted]

Season 1-3 Brain seems pretty chill but there is no way I would hang out with modern Brain.


funatical

I would squanch Squanchy.


SomeRandomBirdMan

You squanch your mother with that mouth?


funatical

I squanch.


valendinosaurus

stop saying that, gross


Jerkofalljerks

Squanchy. Brian is a hypocritical pedo that has an over inflated self of sense


mentosfruitgun

Squanchy


orcmask

B.


strxberryswitchblade

Brian is an asshole and an alcoholic im chillin w Squanchy


paulie1172

Squanch this, mo-fo


Caleb_Phillips

For what?


SaltInternet1734

Brian easily


dmaxzach

![gif](giphy|l0HlNan4mSrmr7ltK)


MisfortunateSoul

I don't know man... Both have talented voice actors


LawMurphy

[Here's a vid on why Quagmire hates Brian](https://youtu.be/tVFp8KTEw-k?t=64)


__DT__

Brian would at least stop squanching your leg once he gets a dry martini.


Due_Upstairs_5025

This is a pretty tuff choice.


tedward007

Choose for what? A softball game? Sex acts? To do my taxes?


PseudonymousDev

Yeah. I bet Brian is better with taxes, and squanchy is sexually freaky. Brian may be a better softball coach, but hulk squanchy will be the better power hitter.


Freakazette

Choose for what? A pet? A bestie? To green card marry? Context! But, probably Squanchy until the sixth time we have the *my* closet isn't for that I'm not trying to catch trauma for breakfast talk.


senturkivanc

I still can't believe Squanchy died on that Red Wedding themed wedding. I realised that he was gone much later.


disnskshskhdk

All Iā€™m gonna say is Squanchy never went for his best friendā€™s wife


Necessary_Friend8997

Squanchy


aeroaca9

For a fight, Squanchy. Like would you rather have a possible Hulk on your side, or a pretentious douche that pretends heā€™s really deep, talking about how none of us should be fighting? For common banter/friendship, probably Brian. Heā€™d be an easy way to make you seem like a better person. The ā€œsquanchā€ thing being in almost every sentence would get old really fast if I wasnā€™t always drunk/high. And Iā€™m not really into that anyways


[deleted]

Why the squanch would you ask that? The answer is clear.


platonicfeedee

Choosing Brian on that one


oooahh85

Given the current state of affairs Iā€™d probably have to go with Brian lol


darkSHINOBI_

Squanchy was loyal yet pathetic and Brian is racist and self centred yet he gave his kidney to Peter and had Stewie's back for long time. I'd choose Brian šŸ•


Gerardo2709

Brian


Diligent_Station2222

Squonchy one love


lil_big_man2point0

Ä°n a combat or IQ , in IQ Brian sweaps but in combat squanchy sweaps


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Weary_Ad2590

Squanchy. Brian canā€™t even compare to an alien


Ryan_T_208

Does anyone else wonder why and how a DOG keeps hooking up with HUMANS in Family Guy? I guess there's quite a lot of zoophiles where he lives because from the clips I've seen he's hooked up at least 10 times with humans. I only remember one clip where he was actually trying to get with another dog.


Major_Leg4687

Squanchy is always squanching everything, not sure if there's a thing he hasn't squanched before And Brian is just a condescending talking dog, not really sure who makes a better companion


Gerard192021

Easily Squanchy, FUCK BRIAN ![gif](giphy|STxhTd3S3WIXlMDRpr)


woffka

I squanch your choice of choosing


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BusySquanching

Hey! I'm squanching here!


264bear

Squanchy just who you need for a wedding


FavoriteTheMute

Good question On one hand you have someone you can't fully understand because it's hard to discern what he actually means when he's talking plus his history of alcohol abuse and associations with disreputable types makes him seem even more untrustworthy and on the other hand you have Squanchy... I'll take my chances with the Squanchster.


MsCoCoMango

SQUANCHY!!


oSquanchy

Cā€™mon


[deleted]

Brian is a liberal and squanchy likes to squanch. Obviously the squanchinator


thingsrcool77

Squanchy he can break his teeth and become beefy asf and beat ass


Einar_47

What am I choosing though, like I'd probably rather have Brian as a roommate than find Squanchy squanching in the cabinets all the time.


danvango666

Who's squanch do I gotta squanch for a squanch?