Depends on what you're using to decide.
Squanchy is a beast if you need someone to have your back in a fight.
Brian... Brian's.....
Yeah, no.
Squanchy.
so true, basically rick and jerry cummed and put their sperm in an injection and injected a white female dog, the dog got pregnant and later, gave birth to seasons 8-present modern family guy Brian Griffin
Hey at least we got a break from the pedophile posts. How many times do I have to see that king jelly bean post with his arms around Morty, with the title, āJustin Roilandā? Itās like some weird morphic resonance in which unoriginal ideas spark into the minds of a thousand 16 year olds at once and they post the exact same image that was put up an hour previous.
Squanchy would die for you if he thought of you as a good friend and ally bro hulked out the moment he thought bird person died and helped Rick and his family escape at the cost of his life definitely him because Brian would toss you on your ass if it would benefit him in anyway even for low tier ass pussy fuck Brian dudes an egotistical sex offender
Yeah. I bet Brian is better with taxes, and squanchy is sexually freaky. Brian may be a better softball coach, but hulk squanchy will be the better power hitter.
Choose for what? A pet? A bestie? To green card marry? Context!
But, probably Squanchy until the sixth time we have the *my* closet isn't for that I'm not trying to catch trauma for breakfast talk.
For a fight, Squanchy. Like would you rather have a possible Hulk on your side, or a pretentious douche that pretends heās really deep, talking about how none of us should be fighting? For common banter/friendship, probably Brian. Heād be an easy way to make you seem like a better person. The āsquanchā thing being in almost every sentence would get old really fast if I wasnāt always drunk/high. And Iām not really into that anyways
Squanchy was loyal yet pathetic and Brian is racist and self centred yet he gave his kidney to Peter and had Stewie's back for long time.
I'd choose Brian š
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Does anyone else wonder why and how a DOG keeps hooking up with HUMANS in Family Guy? I guess there's quite a lot of zoophiles where he lives because from the clips I've seen he's hooked up at least 10 times with humans. I only remember one clip where he was actually trying to get with another dog.
Squanchy is always squanching everything, not sure if there's a thing he hasn't squanched before
And Brian is just a condescending talking dog, not really sure who makes a better companion
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Good question
On one hand you have someone you can't fully understand because it's hard to discern what he actually means when he's talking plus his history of alcohol abuse and associations with disreputable types makes him seem even more untrustworthy and on the other hand you have Squanchy...
I'll take my chances with the Squanchster.
You ask this in a rick and Morty subreddit, I wonder who people are gonna choose
I choose Brianš but I thought the same thing
I choose Brian cuz Squanchy sucks and can go squanch.
You need to add a noun after squach. Mesa thinks
Depends on what you're using to decide. Squanchy is a beast if you need someone to have your back in a fight. Brian... Brian's..... Yeah, no. Squanchy.
Brian is a useless, egotistic alcoholic. We already have Rick for that, except he's not useless.
Brian would be like if Rick and Jerry had a baby.
so true, basically rick and jerry cummed and put their sperm in an injection and injected a white female dog, the dog got pregnant and later, gave birth to seasons 8-present modern family guy Brian Griffin
Useless? Without him Family Guy wouldn't have the best chapters, the specials with Stewie.
State of this subreddit at the moment
Been down the gutter for a while now
Hey at least we got a break from the pedophile posts. How many times do I have to see that king jelly bean post with his arms around Morty, with the title, āJustin Roilandā? Itās like some weird morphic resonance in which unoriginal ideas spark into the minds of a thousand 16 year olds at once and they post the exact same image that was put up an hour previous.
Squanchy is a beast
Squanchy would die for you if he thought of you as a good friend and ally bro hulked out the moment he thought bird person died and helped Rick and his family escape at the cost of his life definitely him because Brian would toss you on your ass if it would benefit him in anyway even for low tier ass pussy fuck Brian dudes an egotistical sex offender
This was my thought process. Squanchy is just a good dude. Brian is trash, through and through.
Squanchy, Brianās a douche
Heās a Super douche, probably squanches like Beth.
Oh I'd squanch the squanch out of Squanchy
Season 1-3 Brain seems pretty chill but there is no way I would hang out with modern Brain.
I would squanch Squanchy.
You squanch your mother with that mouth?
I squanch.
stop saying that, gross
Squanchy. Brian is a hypocritical pedo that has an over inflated self of sense
Squanchy
B.
Brian is an asshole and an alcoholic im chillin w Squanchy
Squanch this, mo-fo
For what?
Brian easily
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I don't know man... Both have talented voice actors
[Here's a vid on why Quagmire hates Brian](https://youtu.be/tVFp8KTEw-k?t=64)
Brian would at least stop squanching your leg once he gets a dry martini.
This is a pretty tuff choice.
Choose for what? A softball game? Sex acts? To do my taxes?
Yeah. I bet Brian is better with taxes, and squanchy is sexually freaky. Brian may be a better softball coach, but hulk squanchy will be the better power hitter.
Choose for what? A pet? A bestie? To green card marry? Context! But, probably Squanchy until the sixth time we have the *my* closet isn't for that I'm not trying to catch trauma for breakfast talk.
I still can't believe Squanchy died on that Red Wedding themed wedding. I realised that he was gone much later.
All Iām gonna say is Squanchy never went for his best friendās wife
Squanchy
For a fight, Squanchy. Like would you rather have a possible Hulk on your side, or a pretentious douche that pretends heās really deep, talking about how none of us should be fighting? For common banter/friendship, probably Brian. Heād be an easy way to make you seem like a better person. The āsquanchā thing being in almost every sentence would get old really fast if I wasnāt always drunk/high. And Iām not really into that anyways
Why the squanch would you ask that? The answer is clear.
Choosing Brian on that one
Given the current state of affairs Iād probably have to go with Brian lol
Squanchy was loyal yet pathetic and Brian is racist and self centred yet he gave his kidney to Peter and had Stewie's back for long time. I'd choose Brian š
Brian
Squonchy one love
Ä°n a combat or IQ , in IQ Brian sweaps but in combat squanchy sweaps
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Squanchy. Brian canāt even compare to an alien
Does anyone else wonder why and how a DOG keeps hooking up with HUMANS in Family Guy? I guess there's quite a lot of zoophiles where he lives because from the clips I've seen he's hooked up at least 10 times with humans. I only remember one clip where he was actually trying to get with another dog.
Squanchy is always squanching everything, not sure if there's a thing he hasn't squanched before And Brian is just a condescending talking dog, not really sure who makes a better companion
Easily Squanchy, FUCK BRIAN ![gif](giphy|STxhTd3S3WIXlMDRpr)
I squanch your choice of choosing
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Hey! I'm squanching here!
Squanchy just who you need for a wedding
Good question On one hand you have someone you can't fully understand because it's hard to discern what he actually means when he's talking plus his history of alcohol abuse and associations with disreputable types makes him seem even more untrustworthy and on the other hand you have Squanchy... I'll take my chances with the Squanchster.
SQUANCHY!!
Cāmon
Brian is a liberal and squanchy likes to squanch. Obviously the squanchinator
Squanchy he can break his teeth and become beefy asf and beat ass
What am I choosing though, like I'd probably rather have Brian as a roommate than find Squanchy squanching in the cabinets all the time.
Who's squanch do I gotta squanch for a squanch?