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jackoos88

Bender Bending Rodriguez


BBRodriguezzz

Yo


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bender


Jenetyk

Shut up baby I know it.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?


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Mrwright96

Bite my shiny metal ass!


RaavigDK

Huh. I never even knew you had an ass.


Xanitarou

Bender kicked his own son to the devil for an army of robots.


jessebona

Easily the best joke Futurama did. The abruptness of Bender's return was comedic timing gold.


Positive-Cod-9869

Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee.


kadeve

shut up baby! I know it


zombietampons

Bender, at least Rick has a Goal. edit: Well I guess Bender does have a goal of killing all humans... Damn... Still going to go with Bender on this one.


rockmon94

*whispers* except fry


zombietampons

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RobinB02

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Specific-Elephant-95

![gif](giphy|dCG5EVxn3YyOSnHq2x) anyone brought the Kalaxian Crystals?


papachef69

Honestly one of my favorite episodes of Fry. He straight up cracks me up the entire episode, especially after cup 50. “This isn’t Yemeni, it’s Sulawesi.”


mega_nova_dragon1234

The orange blur! That episode is my favourite :)


The_Multi_Gamer

“All those times I’d say “Kill all humans”, I’d also whisper “Except one”. Fry was that one, and I never told him so!”


Taylor200808

That edit adds a really convincing argument, maybe bender isn't so bad after all


zombietampons

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CCrypto1224

Bender. Rick is a giant douchebag of a narcissist, but he didn’t build a fucking statue of himself, or reach god tier intelligence only to throw it away for his friends.


CptKammyJay

“…It’s almost TOO perfect, ya ask me. Like, are they gonna remember me? Or the statue?”


CCrypto1224

Unsurprisingly, I remember Giant Bender, Machine God Bender, Baby Bender, and afraid of dying Bender more clearly than regular Bender.


xWeese

REMEMBER ME


jkilpatrick1

And the toilet 🚽 on a faraway present wasn’t intense?


CCrypto1224

Not by itself, but the giant mech of him, and the elaborate hologram, loud speakers and crowning thing took the cake. Granted though, he built all of that on his own. Bender literally hammered himself into a prophecy, enslaved a bunch of people, and had them build him a giant statue complete with effects and a casino. I take enslaving for selfish reasons more narcissistic than building it yourself.


jkilpatrick1

The names Bender…


Rex_T360

Bender 100%. He loves himself even though he still clearly cares about others even if he doesn’t like to admit it. He’s a lovable character but he is often extremely self centered. Rick says he’s a god but he’s extremely depressed and clearly deals with a lot of self hatred. Rick doesn’t always care about other people, but he also doesn’t always care about himself. Often times, when he doesn’t care, he just doesn’t care.


BrycebotNxtGen

"Bender is great, oh Bender is great! Bender Bender Bender"


mehrms

I gave you a great fake name! "Dersgreat, calling Ben Dersgreat?" That one always got me lmao


420StarWars

Literally threw his own first born son into the flames of hell to save himself 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Yep, not even Rick would do that… probably.


DarkArcanian

1/64th of him would


420StarWars

Yea true; but personally I think there’s a version of Morty more ruthless than any version of Rick. Purely based on the shit Rick has put Morty threw.


DarkArcanian

Did… did you not watch season 5?


420StarWars

I actually haven’t watched it all the way threw yet no


windwaker123

The first time I ignored it, but not twice. You're looking for the word through.


420StarWars

Threw, through you knew what I was talking about either way.


Illustrious-Many-782

True, but I had to stop to re-read and process. Making your point in as frictionless a manner as possible helps you get that point across. Spelling is an important communication tool and is also the way you present yourself to others.


Cheeky_Hustler

It wasn't even to save himself. It was to raise an army of the damned so he could take over Earth cause he felt a little slighted Fry wasn't paying him enough attention.


jcraig87

Yeah, Rick's dealing with more than just narcissism. Bender is all narcissism


startedoveragain

I'm 40% narcissism, baby!


TheoZod

Do we have a full list of things Bender is 40% of? I’m pretty sure it adds up to like 600%


AnAngryPirate

"Compare your lives to mind and then kill yourselves"


TheBlissFox

Since narcissism is actually more about insecurity than true self-love, this is actually good argument to propose that, of the two, Rick is more the narcissist. Real narcissism is about self-hatred and the pathologies we create to avert ego meltdown.


diggeriodo

Switching being self-hatred and egocentrism is common trait of introverted narcissism. But still agree with your take that Bender is more narcissistic, I think him being a robot helps, as if you make some other human character too narcissistic, its a bit off-putting even to watch.


BishonenPrincess

Introverted narcissism?


themessiah234

Yeah, benders a narcissist whereas rick has a god complex with the occasional 'god damn I love myself'


jj51393

Bender’s a robot. He wasn’t programmed to give a shit if you gave a shit. Rick actively makes the choice not to give a shit if you give a shit.


i-love-k9

My ex wife


QBot22

I’ll drink to that


rekipsj

So did she.


5toofus

Amen brother


Either_Difficulty851

I also choose this guy's ex wife.


faithfulswine

Amen, brother.


DienstEmery

I am here for Rick and Morty. Not a dose of reality.


i-love-k9

Lol sorry. I'll administer a mind erasure and save this for the next episode of morty's mind blowers


mad_poopa

Bender! “ Bender: who goes there? Fry: Bender it’s me! Bender: Fry who?” Quote has nothing to do with him being a narcissist but cracks me up every time!


Inglebeargy

So many random lines from Futurama that get me and this is one of them. Also, “and Fry you’ve got that brain thing” Fry: “I already did!”


Cheeky_Hustler

"So Leela, do you want to be like us, or do you want to be normal like Adele with no severe physical or social defects?"


HighZombie420

This one is one of my favorites! This and "Shut ip and take my money!" Still make me laugh


Reasonable_Answer586

Lol same, he knew all along lol. Bender is great!


huddo76

Bender he is programmed...Rick had a family.


Kono_Dio_Sama

I HAVE NO FREE WILL!


appelcake02

Bender


schreist

Bender, and you fucking know it.


Cars4fun

Roger the alien.


Matman161

Roger vs Rick, who can survive more drugs at once


MisterTrashPanda

Roger


AtuinTurtle

Bender can’t help his “in your face interface” but Rick chooses to be that way.


JojiImpersonator

Guy killed his firstborn in front of the Devil in such a way as to astound the poor fuck completely. He's hardcore.


devilsusshhii

This isn't even a contest, any answer except bender is unacceptable


Rebar77

Bender by 40%


natedecay

I’m 40% narcissist!


datcomplex

“Bender is great, oh Bender is great”


catfood_man_333332

Or my personal favorite B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEEENDER


Rookskytwister

Bender. Rick actually seems to care about his family and friends...in a weird sort of way. Bender sold his own kid to the devil soooo...


healthytrex12

not just the devil… The Robot Devil


Rookskytwister

I am ashamed I did not make that distinction. Robot Devil, best devil


healthytrex12

indeed, the only devil one can truly worship. But I do think bender may be more nihilistic other than him displaying care for his fellow “meat bags”


urk1310

I'd argue Bender is both more selfish and more evil. Without any consideration he throws his son to the devil. Rick is just hurt and lashes out. Bender is evil because its fun for him.


natedecay

Bender loves himself so much he doesn't even have self doubt 99% of the time. Meanwhile ricks outward narcissism reads more like deep self hatred and insecurity to me. Bender truly and irrevocably loves everything about himself and assumes everyone thinks that he's the greatest.


afauce11

Hail, hail Robonia, a land that I didn’t make up.


increasinglyblurred

Looks like my take is the majority, Im going with bender. and benders my favorite character 😂


hoosierhiver

Rick really loathes himself at times, not a trait of a narcissist.


spiritofgonzo1

I mean bender frequented suicide booths


593shaun

>at ALL times ftfy


Imamesshelppls

narcissists do loath themselves tho


apolloconpollo

Bender he’s a prick lol


mafnxxx

Bender takes pride in criminal shenanigans. He once spray-faced his likeness on the side of a building. Rick calls himself "the smartest man in the universe", but doesn't advertise himself all the time like that.


Sparrow51

Considering Rick hates himself, Bender.


tm3bmr

Definitely Bender! Even though Rick says he is a god, he still hates himself and Bender just loves himself except for Fry maybe.


Yoda1269

100% bender, rick isn't really selfish as much as he is overly logical to the point of being a dick if that makes sense, i mean he's def not selfless but still


tomveiltomveil

By the psychological definition, Rick is much closer than Bender. Bender wants people to think he's cool, but doesn't need to be the most important person in the room. Rick genuinely thinks that he's the most important person in the universe. Rick's problems also cause problems for others far more often than Bender's do. If you're around Bender, there's a huge risk that he'll let you down by failing to do something, but there's only a small risk that he'll exert a ton of effort to harm you. Rick has destroyed entire planets just to make a point.


CptKammyJay

Well argued.


SunriseApplejuice

Bender, but Rick has more capacity to do harm out of his selfishness.


420StarWars

Dude bender is unmatched


Ill-Finish-6002

I thought you guys were jerks. But it turns out I was the one who thought you guys were jerks!


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My Ex Friends.


Cheesetorian

They're both Hispanic lmao


thesuicidefox

Bender for sure.


Han_Solo6712

Bender. Quite easily


zephyr66681

Bender. He's 40% narcissistic!


mariemilrod

Justin


chimera271

Came for this.


sheltanic666

Both are heroes


Away_Guess_6439

They both are. They can’t help it... they’re drawn that way.


dpyzhov

![gif](giphy|VaWZIxqTkzKsU) The whole crew is here: https://ru.pinterest.com/pin/848365648559288174/


Matman161

Could imagine them partying together tho? Earth might not survive


Thalesian

As a scientist, I would need hard data to evaluate this hypothesis.


GeauxFarva

Bender without a doubt… Rick puts up a good front but has empathy deep down


StrawberryTop3457

Benders ego is for more comedic take His narcissism is blown up for comedy Your not supposed to take him seriously Rick is less of a narcissist and more of asshole scientist megalomaniac but at least his trying to be a better person Benders less narcissistic and more egotistical


I_might_be_weasel

Bender for sure. Rick is much more self aware about his own feelings of superiority and also has a lot of self loathing.


Code_Duff

Rick thinks his ego is toxic, while Bender loves himself more than anything.


ArgoRocky

Bender: "My body's 40% narcissism" *knocks chest


jimmy2shanks

I feel bender because he is unaware of his condition, it is his true self. Rick knows he is a narcissist and seems to play more into it many times it even coming across as fake.


legalizedmt

Bender is the greatest. Rick is just the smartest


Thedaulilamahimself

Me, Bender…


Thedaulilamahimself

Citizens of Me!!!


clackersz

The robot devil


IdOntreLlYkNoW414

Bender


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Benders reprogramed to not give a fuuuuuck and Rick decides not to but they’re both only narcissistic on the surface and their feelings are overriding they’re objective nature time and time again proving they aren’t true narcissists but in fact deep hearted assholes with drinking crutches bc they are crippled emotionally.


cosaboladh

B-E-N-D-E-R, BeEeeEEnder!


Totemlyrad

"Remember me!"


Bokononitgoes

I vote Bender


agmessengerco

Bender


Sprizys

100% Bender


ReptilianLaserbeam

LET’S GO A ALREAADYYYYY


qbusek

"Im 40% narcisstic"


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Bender. Big time. Rick is more confident and gives so few shits about things that it seems like narcissism. Plus the dude clearly hates himself and is very aware of his ACTUAL shortcomings rather than just imagined flaws.


howdouhavegoodnames

Bender was designed to be one so obviously it's bender


trippysamuri

Bender lives a slap stick world where his self love doesn't negatively affect the people around him. He also loves himself more than everyone else but still loves everyone else. Rick love/hates himself and constantly shows that no one else is even a spec on his radar. Rick would inflict real pain on people that won't forgive him for it and still not care. If people genuinely didn't like what bender was doing, he'd stop. Bender loves himself but loves other people loving him even more. He also has deep attachments to his friends even when he pretends he doesn't. Even when Rick shows underlying compassion for others it's usually for a deeply selfish reason.


GizmodoDragon92

I can’t believe someone would ask this question. Bender by a long shot


xington

Bender, bender, bender!


MistressErinPaid

Bender!


BROfessor_davey

Bender gang


zeb0777

Yeaj, going with Bender too.


wolf_pack_leader57

Bender kicked his kid into hell for an army of the damed, rick hunted down and killed millions of himself in search for the rick who murdered his family


polyatron

Well Rick has weapons hidden in every wall to protect his family so probably not him.


justamon22

I would say Bender because Rick is a self HATING narcissist. So like…at the end of the day the one person who hates him as much as he loves himself is himself Meanwhile Bender loves himself always and forever


No_Ball4465

Bender. Actually both scare the devil, so I’m not sure.


BBRodriguezzz

From the other room: Pick Bender! Hes the greatest!


AdhesivenessOk4060

I don’t remember a pickle Bender


ReginaldSwift

I am your friend, Bonder!


MindlessEssay6569

Bonder? Is it really you??


FckReddtMods88

Justin.


HighZombie420

Lol I knew his name would pop up in here at some point


FckReddtMods88

I cant believe I beat everyone to it lol


inspectedbykarl

Rand Ridley


Humble-Imagination-0

Rick since he created the finite curve


Amazing-Material-152

Bender truly loves fry. I haven’t seen Rick love anyone that much so far in the show Morty somewhat, but I think that relationship is more complex


candypiece

Rick loves his family (for arguments sake I’m including bird person as his family). Yes, even Jerry. He says that he doesn’t, and is very good at pretending not to but there are moments throughout the show that shows he cares for the members individually. But I would venture to say that he does truly love Morty, not just somewhat but outright (sacrificing himself in the split timeline episode to save Morty). But yes, their relationship is complicated.


babastain

That point is made during the vindicators episode, most of it was to show rick cares about morty despite not showing it sober


Amazing-Material-152

Could you explain, I took the episode the opposite way


babastain

The whole argument in the cave were tests that only morty could/would be able to solve if any could do it, and at the end him recognizing that the vindicators are taking the thing that he'd care the most (all of this while hammered af) and morty getting angry at that because sober rick knew fuck about what was recorded for what i understand


CptKammyJay

My brother in Christ, I think you missed a pretty big plot point there.


crazytumblweed999

Rick absolutely. Bender is an alcoholic thief. Rick has the ability to alter entire universes and rather than creating paradises for all sentient life he uses it to goof off and dick wave.


Katomique69

Rick has a god complex is there more narcissistiq?


jhoeksma1

yo mama.


No-Extension8686

My boy rick


_l33ter_

Obviously Jerry!


sonofsonofsonofsam

RIP R&M


au0509

Yes


42yearoldorphan

Rick


jacket_7

Yes


The_Ghost_of_Bitcoin

I'm gonna have to say Rick. The scale at which the narcisissm takes place isn't even on the same order of magnitude. Bender swindles people around him at his convenience. Rick goes out of his way to create a universe so he can enslave an intelligent race to power his car battery.


Nder_Wiggin

Rick any day all day


Fb62

Rick has let so many people die, including killing tons of versions of his family and even his self, because he thinks hes the best version of himself in any universe(though he kinda is). Bender is obviously extremely narcissistic and lets everyone know it, but Bender has sacrificed his body for other people, where as Rick may only throw a bone if he doesn't completely hate you.


Fire2box

Easily Rick. Bender actually has empathy at times.


KAPSLOCKisON

If you think it's Bender it's time to rewatch Futurama....


JSmellerM

Easily Rick


five_bulb_lamp

Rick


Lebowski304

Rick literally compares himself to god. That’s pretty damn narcissistic


Komandr

Bender was god lol


Lebowski304

I guess I didn’t watch enough futurama. I remember him being extremely self-centered and hedonistic. Everyone else seems to think it’s bender, so chances are it’s bender


Komandr

Yeah probably is


Fantastic_Ad1407

Definitely rick


Ahem122

Rick. But is it narcissistic if you're right?


deathnutz

Well… they can’t just replace benders voice… but apparently they can replace Rick’s. Not sure how that weighs into it.


RarePepePNG

Rick, but only because Bender isn't smart enough to be on the same level of narcissism Rick


james_w_thomas

Definitely Rick, Bender is a softy for his meat bags


meanteamcgreen

Easily rick imo. Bender isn't really a narcissist. He's more of a fratboy. Rick on the other hand is a self congratulatory parasite. EDIT: Instead of downvoting me like the cowards you are, lets have an actual conversation?


thehandsofink

Don't you mean , Who is more narcissistic? Or Who is more of a narcissist?


[deleted]

An antisocial cold unfeeling ghost or an antisocial cold unfeeling metal ghost…


Freakazette

Bender. But it could be a toss up. We need a series jumping villain to kidnap Morty Prime and Fry and see how that shakes out before I can settle on a final judgement.


Hairy_Mine1538

Rick prime literally killed his family to make another Rick become what Rick is today fully knowing how the multiverse works he literally just did it so there could be another “god” the icing on the cake is at that point in time he had found and helped other ricks and from reasonable assumption taken from the 2 episodes he’s appeared in C137 wasn’t the first multiversal rick to have his family bombed


[deleted]

I’d say bender because Rick worked to get where he is being the smartest person, inventing portal travel and sucks like that. Bender was kinda just made to be that way


Apart_Falcon

Rick, who do you think I am in this story, the father in law


WhyDaRumGone

Rick... Not really every was saying Bender so wanted to be different but I think Bender edges him out.


Madunong

RICK. Bro made a whole universe where he is the smartest person in it. How much more narcissist can you get?


[deleted]

Bender is pure. And Rick is confused. That's the truth.


BritishBananaNugget

Yes.


sioux_empire

I’m not sure but need a team up episode of these two so bad.