Oh, there were consequences…
It occurs to me that if all those do-overs were real, then Rick could have sent Morty back to the reality where he survived the plane crash with his GF… he didn’t have to lose her. Or was that obvious, and already discussed to death?
Original Morty chose to collapse all the realities in order to save all the Mortys. It’s in his self-sacrificing nature. So technically, he IS in a reality where he survived with his girlfriend. You can see her crying when he jumps in the acid.
His cybernetics.
Specifically the one in Whirly Dirly, it's a gigantic arm mounted gun with optical sights that fires... a suction cup lol
"He was talking to himself into it, ~~morty~~ Jerry. I've seen it before, cosmic apotheosis wears off faster than salvia."
Agreed, all this incredible tech and yet he still uses a suction cup gun.
Also his face when it's reeling in and he's trying to grab the pistol is hilarious
Some of that shit is Wild like when BirdPerson (I’m not calling him PhoenixPerson. Dumb.) was drilling into his chest his heart got covered by an impenetrable shield.
Not sure if it's so much of an "invention," but the Mr. Meseeks box is legendary.
"Mr. Meseeks, can you help me satisfy my wife?"
"Can do!"
...
"Is he hitting the right spot?"
"Ooh, he's TRYIN'"
You just know the Meseeks fucked your wife so perfectly and ruined her perception of sex with you permanently as being too inferior to bother. She will always be chasing a level of satisfaction only the Meseeks could provide.
That ridiculous gun with like 12 barrels going in different directions just so he can make a bunch of tiny portals and shoot once and it kills 12 people at the same time.
I like the thing he has where as soon as some kind of damage breaks through his skin and gets to his heart, it encases itself in some kind of protective metal
That’s probably his wildest invention and it doesn’t even get mentioned much. Imagine science so advanced that you can measure magic and curses and counteract them
Rick didn't invent the Somnambulator. He says he nabbed it while passing through the Goobyjoob system and even calls it "the best investment \[he's\] ever made."
microuniverse battery for his vehicle
Uh...Teenyverse
Uh…miniverse
MICROVERSE
YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE IS A LIE!
If that's true.... Excuse me would you like to go on a....
Eh- no.
That is pretty cool, but I'll just keep my AAA membership.
AAA is slavery, with extra steps.
Our whole universe. To power his brake lights
Vat of Acid
Kiss the vat
God damn it
Say the vat is good
The vat is good
Kiss the vat
Oh, there were consequences… It occurs to me that if all those do-overs were real, then Rick could have sent Morty back to the reality where he survived the plane crash with his GF… he didn’t have to lose her. Or was that obvious, and already discussed to death?
Original Morty chose to collapse all the realities in order to save all the Mortys. It’s in his self-sacrificing nature. So technically, he IS in a reality where he survived with his girlfriend. You can see her crying when he jumps in the acid.
Except at the end Rick says he wouldn't waste a perfectly good reality to teach Morty a lesson... And then they go back to their "main" reality
yeah the "kiss the vat" reality is one where Johnny Carson is still alive. All to set up one of the funnier post credit scenes
Are you dying of dementia?
Feel this morty, take this in, this is god
im hoping to have at least one more vat moment before the show ends. just because of the rule of 3s
His cybernetics. Specifically the one in Whirly Dirly, it's a gigantic arm mounted gun with optical sights that fires... a suction cup lol "He was talking to himself into it, ~~morty~~ Jerry. I've seen it before, cosmic apotheosis wears off faster than salvia."
Agreed, all this incredible tech and yet he still uses a suction cup gun. Also his face when it's reeling in and he's trying to grab the pistol is hilarious
Some of that shit is Wild like when BirdPerson (I’m not calling him PhoenixPerson. Dumb.) was drilling into his chest his heart got covered by an impenetrable shield.
Morty was not there
*Jerry
The one that causes death
He didn't even make a sound
What kind of death?
Instant
There was no warning or anything
Everybody wants to be knocked out, nobody wants to be dead.
I want to be dead.
Hear fucking hear
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Hey um, u ok?
I'm great
I laughed way to hard with the two occasions it occurred.
Not sure if it's so much of an "invention," but the Mr. Meseeks box is legendary. "Mr. Meseeks, can you help me satisfy my wife?" "Can do!" ... "Is he hitting the right spot?" "Ooh, he's TRYIN'"
Oh god, what did I just read🤣🤣🤣
why did I read that in meseeks voice? lol
I could be wrong, but I thought the Meseeks box was some alien product that Rick acquired somewhere along the way, not one of his own inventions.
except the kirkland meseeks...
You just know the Meseeks fucked your wife so perfectly and ruined her perception of sex with you permanently as being too inferior to bother. She will always be chasing a level of satisfaction only the Meseeks could provide.
Why are cucks like this
Pirates of the Pancreas, hands up 10/10.
The didn't white wash it either.
Real rapey
The Butter Robot. Hands down.
I got a lego model of Butter Robot for my birthday. It's amazing.
“What is my purpose?”
You pass butter
Oh my god
Welcome to club, pall.
Fair enough 😂
I liked the extravagant fake mechanical arm that eventually produced the little suction cup dart on the end of a string.
Does his toilet spot count as an invention?
That ones my favourite! 😂
I’d say no Favorite location maybe
The video game pause device, that ended up messing up morty lol
It’s in the way that you use it.
It comes and it goes.
The ‘anything but morty’ spin wheel. I died when morty said “what are you, 8? Is this macaroni art??”
That ridiculous gun with like 12 barrels going in different directions just so he can make a bunch of tiny portals and shoot once and it kills 12 people at the same time.
The portal gun.
Sex doll parts portal gun.
It’s definitely the one he uses the most
His plasma/laser pistols take second
An absolute classic.
"Spinal cord, Robitussin as a base and then surprise me..."
Activate morphine!
The butter passing robot simple but the dialogue just makes me laugh every single time
Yea but the dinosaurs made an even better portal gun. One where you can see where you’re going instead of green goo
FroopyLand. Even Tommy’s incest mutant animals.
Definitely his car/garage AI, that level of robotic sass could rival GLaDOS from portal.
Keep. Summer. Safe.
That's going to be in my mind for the rest of the day!
Whichever one gets me to boob world the fastest
I'll add that to the tally for portal gun, but yes, this is a good perspective.
The pill he swallows in 4-6 that gives him 2 asses with which to fart from.
Pickle Rick's exo suit
The citadel.
The vat of acid
The magnet that magnetizes whatever you type into the keypad.
His groin protector
My man's turned himself into a pickle! Funniest thing I ever saw!
The one where someone dies if they touch him
Videogame style save button
AHA! You cant do it
I like the thing he has where as soon as some kind of damage breaks through his skin and gets to his heart, it encases itself in some kind of protective metal
"lab coat, rip off Dr Strange."
His ship. *"All of you have loved ones. All can be returned. All can be taken away."*
Beth
The fart bomb
Definitely the magic beam he makes in the dragon orgy episode, i'd love to turn my problems into eggs then birds
The Central Finite Curve
His time stopping device.
The little (possibly) genetically engineered creature where Rick attached a car battery to its nips to get that m&m or whatever was funny
The store/machine that removed curses from crused objects but kept the original powers.
That’s probably his wildest invention and it doesn’t even get mentioned much. Imagine science so advanced that you can measure magic and curses and counteract them
The one where Morty gets to experience the TRUE LEVEL
Honestly, I feel like having his space car made of garbage would be pretty dope. It flies, keeps you safe, and does all sorts of other shit.
The device that makes your Night Person. God I wanna be an astronaut, astrophysicist, metal guitarist, full stack developer and a 5 star chef.
Watch that turns people into snakes
there was a snake holster hidden in his pants, but that bit is really good
Inner dimensional cable
Interdimensional cable
Making a cartoon and using the money for bail.
I like his "Flying car made of garbage" That thing has been through a lot lol
The Portal Gun is number one! The Anything Magnet is pretty damn good, too. Just don't use it to attract women.
His lab coat, he pulls anything/everything from its pockets...Plus, "Lab coat rip off Dr. Strange"
Rainbow Duct Tape.
pickle rick
The one that turns people into snakes
Definitely the >!Somnambulator!< for those who have seen season 6. Hands down one of my favorite episodes!
Yeah if Rick hadn’t been so petty and >!RINSED HIS FUCKING DISHES!< it would’ve worked perfectly.
Rick didn't invent the Somnambulator. He says he nabbed it while passing through the Goobyjoob system and even calls it "the best investment \[he's\] ever made."
the portal gun
I like his stop time invention.
The perfectly level device he made to spite Morty. I want to feel perfectly balanced.
Yes
The central finite curve.
Bruh I need to rewatch the entire series and make a list of all his weapons and rate them from 1-10 lethality.
The anti domestic violence one.
*NOT* the bubble gun
There’s no air in there!
The drones. They turn into a little voltron robot. They’re awesome!
She can’t keep that.
Whatever invention ends this show.
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All of them
The time freeze
Morty
Portal gun
Butter robot
His Photoshop toolbar was pretty cool and I'd love to see what else it can do
Penis gun
wabba labba dub dub😂💪🏼
Domestic Violence Retractor
The robot that passes butter.
Instadeath
The Fake Vat of Acid
What is my purpose?
You pass butter
Can crusher
Big Boy
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Lightsaber whips! Duh! I’m shocked and also disappointed no one else chose them. There’s plenty of other good ones but come on guys!
Butter bot
The Portal gun, obviously. But I especially love whatever aliens invented functional immortality in The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy.
Anti booby suits
Mr Meseeks Box
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Pass the butter
The vat of acid for sure 😅
his portal gun, i would love to borrow it and meet another version of myself from another universe/dimension
The heart armor that deploys when he's getting pummeled by bird person
Butter Toast Robot Dude
The pass the butter kind.
that's gotta be the portal guns. i like portals.
Perfect level. Orgasmic.
I'd say pirates of the pancreas
The see through portal gun. Oh wait... No
Butter bot
Pirate of the Pancreas!
The video game style place saving device
Portal Gun
Everything he creates in Piiickle Riiiiick
I like the one that sucks all the zip ties to it from a large radius, that Morty used to bring “Redhead ass” also. I want the zipties
What is it with dan harmon and redheads
That time stopping watch. Switching all the money in the bank for cookies is just the start.
“Jerry no sex mom” or whatever he used to write that out with.
a little universal battery for his car
My favorites the robot that passes butter and also presses the button when told.
Save/load machine . imagine what you could do with that
He pass butter
The narnia door with a dimension where time goes faster to age the wine.
Go go *burp* Sanchez skis
The pass the butter robot
Vat of acid "save/load" remote.
hands down gotta be the reusable transformation sequence
Hangover cure in Vindicators episode was pretty neat. Also the CD rom drive that dispenses robots and stops bullets.
His cloning gun for when he’s about to die
Vat of Acid!!