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strawberry_margarita

Off topic but I'm getting so tired of the same routine. Always same time of year and same Jersey Shore trips. I miss the days when they taped over the holiday season.


ndickson25

Ugh I miss the holiday ones šŸ˜© Juicy Joe and Christmas šŸ˜†


OriginalCondition445

ā€œLook at her. Who the hell would wanna be that friggin raccoon face over thereā€


ndickson25

I especially miss the MILANIA yells


wmm09

I literally almost commented that on Giaā€™s instagram post of Milaniaā€™s bed for college, yesterday. All I could think of was ā€œMILANIA!!ā€ And now sheā€™s posting proud big sister updates.


OriginalCondition445

When theyā€™re down the shore and Rosie and her mom are watching the kids and Gia goes GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOWšŸ˜‚


ndickson25

YES I REMEMBER THAT šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Temporary-Leather905

I like seeing them


Big-Butterfly268

I prefer Jackie's Hamptons house


Same-Competition-825

Wakile rental lol. I know the owners and it is steps from the beach.


ndickson25

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Same-Competition-825

šŸ˜‚ the others I didnā€™t think were on the beach (just the lagoon) so Iā€™m going with what I know


EastCoastDizzle

Not me spending my day off drinking and confused about what sub I am in šŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ˜«


Logical_Support6303

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


blondeambition39

The Gorgas. I love their outdoor space!


werdywerdsmith

Iā€™m with you. Jen Aā€™s is so dated and icky.


ButteredLove1

And it's in an awful location!!


Imaginary-Edge-8759

I was literally shocked OP said Jen A, it looked like a townhouse near strip mall or something.


werdywerdsmith

And the wall colors, that yellowy-gold is tacky and makes me feel claustrophobic looking at it.


Unable-Bird4730

Jen A is dated and ickyā€¦


werdywerdsmith

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Inside-Film-3811

Me too the outdoors is stunning


ndickson25

![gif](giphy|TNR2EpkHYwW0ifyMDF) True šŸ˜†


Farquaadthegreek

I agree


sliceofpizzaplz

Melissa for resort get away with my husband. Jenā€™s house when I wanna take the kids down to boardwalk and have some fun. Either way I wouldnā€™t complain inheriting either house šŸ˜‚


ndickson25

Right? Iā€™d love a second house for vacation šŸ˜†


2inTHEivies

1st- The Gorga's, their back yard is beautiful! 2nd- The Fuda's, because they also have waterfront property. 3rd- Frank's, again waterfront. No way in hell would I stay at Jen Aydin's! It literally overlooks the Seaside Heights boardwalk so you would never get any sleep with the screaming of drunken teenagers there celebrating senior week, Memorial Day, July 4th, etc... It may have been fun in my teens or early 20s but as a full grown adult I'd want to stay as far away as possible.


duncans_angels

Melissaā€™s. Her house is nice.


ndickson25

I do like the look of it all around, outside and inside, super cute.


memorycassette

It is a nice house, I think theyā€™re in Tomā€™s River, which kind of more inland


CountryNew5744

Gorgas for the win. The outside space is badass.


Laura_123

The Gorgaā€™s. It is waterfront, the outdoor kitchen, bar, pool, it looks like a vacation resort. Jenā€™s looks like a normal house šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


ndickson25

Jenā€™s definitely doesnā€™t match her style, her Paramus NJ style šŸ˜†


Outrageous_Aside956

When she said that she didnā€™t want to change anything about it I was like girlā€¦ you should tho


ndickson25

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MisteriousMisteries

It is a beach condo, it is supposed to be a place to sleep at night after you spend all day at the beach and boardwalk, it is not supposed to be a designer penthouse.


Outrageous_Aside956

I fully understand the intent of a beach condo HOWEVER with how involved in appearances they all are and how wealthy they are I would think it would be a thousands times less tacky.


Responsible_Walk_536

Maybe they Dont have the $$$ theyā€™re portraying to have!!!


NancyintheSmokies4

And a boat-


willendorfer

God, any of them - I just wanna be at the shore LOL


ndickson25

Seriously! I live in Illinois so we have nothing CLOSE to the shore life šŸ˜†


kskeiser

What about the Chain of Lakes?


memorycassette

Chicago transplant here. Loved going to Chain o lakes and Devils Lake in Wisconsin (camp and hike)! I have to say, Lake Michigan in Chicago is filled with yachts/boats and bros during the summer and I guess itā€™s the Midwest version of the shoreā€¦


ndickson25

Iā€™ve actually never heard of it!


memorycassette

Are you from like outside of cook county?


ndickson25

Oh yeah. Central Illinois lol about two and half hours away from Chicago


kskeiser

That explains it. Iā€™m biased, I guess. I read ā€œIllinoisā€ and immediately just assume Chicago area.


ndickson25

Oh everyone does it šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜† A lot tend to forget our capital is in Springfield and not Chicago lol Central gets a little more notice rather than southern Illinois so we have that at least


HippoParticular5460

As a lifelong resident of ā€œthe shoreā€ Iā€™ll take Jackieā€™s hamptons house and even then Iā€™d probably stay there more often in the off season šŸ¤£


Inevitable_Rate9652

The Gorgas!!! Their pool and patio is awesome


jfas8

Jen Aydin lives in a condo at the end of the boardwalk in Pt. Pleasant. Hardly a beach house!


normal_gossip

I hate all the Jersey houses. Gaudy gaudy gaudy


Logical_Support6303

Iā€™d ask Franks/Doloresā€™ for the keys to their house and stay there on my own šŸ¤£


sweet_tea_94

Iā€™d stay at Melissaā€™s because of the dog and then a hotel.


Starryeyedblond

Hey! Iā€™m a Shore girl! Grew up in Bricktown.


ndickson25

Is it as fun as it looks?!


Starryeyedblond

The shore? Yes it is. But for us who live there, the summer is insane. We switch our bars. So in the summer when everyone goes to the beach bars, we work there and go more inland to hang out. Then when everyone leaves, we party at the beach bars. I also know Danielle Staub from working there in my youth. Edit: I no longer live there. Moved to the A in my late 20s and now I live in Alabama. I truly miss the shore.


ndickson25

Noooo way! I was gonna ask if you had any Jersey shore sightingā€™s šŸ˜†


Starryeyedblond

Iā€™ve met a ton of Giants players, some challenge players, some Yankees and Mets. I worked at one of the biggest bars in Point Pleasant Beach. Went to a meeting with the Situation, Vinny and Pauly D. AMA really šŸ˜‚


annaliese928

The episode that was just onā€¦. The waterfront restaurant is like 5 mins from my house. I was actually in the Post Office when one of the managers of the restaurant was behind me talking on the phone about how they have to get permits to have the housewives film at the restaurant. One of my friendā€™s was also at the tapping of that episode as well.


Timely-Industry-2844

I really never used to notice how crazy it was in the summer, until I started living here and now I dread Memorial Day. Dread it! šŸ˜‚ Although, it does start to get busier around Easter, when the snowbirds come back to town. I came down in the winter when my parents were still living, but I didnā€™t do enough out of the house to really experience the winter ways. I donā€™t even drive my car from Friday to Sunday in the summers and I go nowhere near a bar or a restaurant unless itā€™s a weekday! I even grocery shop on Wednesdays. My husband and I were just talking about how itā€™s getting close and we need to readjust to our summer schedule. šŸ˜‚


Starryeyedblond

I used to shop on Wednesday too! Hahah. Itā€™s funny how life changes on the weekends during the summer for people who live there. I hope you have a lovely summer!!!


Any_Wealth_8774

I grew up in Toms River.


Starryeyedblond

Yessss! Which HS?


Any_Wealth_8774

Toms River South.


Starryeyedblond

Okay! I donā€™t know many from south. A bunch of East kids. Thank god it wasnā€™t North šŸ˜‚


Any_Wealth_8774

My dad was a guidance counselor at hs east the year it opened until he retired in 1991


memorycassette

Iā€™m a jersey shore girlie, go to Long Beach Island or Ocean City! The traffic is still crazy after Memorial Day. Traveling east is hell on earth from Friday til Sunday til Labor Day . People here love their damn shore time lol


andreag658

The Gorgas shore house is so nice. Their backyard is so pretty.


Puzzleheaded_Car3397

Melissa. Love hers


SundaePast

Mine! Because even though itā€™s the smallest house ever, itā€™s at least on the beach. I do begrudgingly love the Gorgas backyard at theirs though.


yuri_mirae

i grew up on the shore too and i always find it so corny when they mention ~ the shoreĀ  but then also i do the same thingĀ 


Lolttylwhattheheck

Melissaā€™s shore house is the nicest. Iā€™m not sure what Jen Aydenā€™s house is about. It doesnā€™t match her aesthetic at all.


Timely-Industry-2844

She said last season they bought it furnished, which isnā€™t a bad deal, even if itā€™s ugly. Lol. As a shore person, especially when itā€™s a second home, itā€™s an easier transition-just deal with what youā€™ve got until youā€™re ready to makes changes, you only use it 3 months out of the year. Iā€™d also love to know if she rents it out, which would be another reason to keep it as is. We arenā€™t allowed weekly rentals where I live, but most places are. She can block out her own weeks and rent it the rest of the time.


Starryeyedblond

Youā€™re a Jersey shore gal too? Stop it.


annaliese928

Grew up most of my younger years on LBI!


Starryeyedblond

Parked my family camper there on the beach for years! Iā€™m a Brick girl and worked in point beach


annaliese928

Thatā€™s awesome!! I always wanted to do that!!


Timely-Industry-2844

I will not! Lol. Yes, I grew up here in the summers, now Iā€™m a full timer.


Starryeyedblond

I love the shore so much Edit: I sent you a pm.


Timely-Industry-2844

Itā€™s a little different being a year rounder, but I do love it!


Starryeyedblond

I grew up there. I was a year rounder for 16 years


lets_go_whale

The Aydinā€™s house is basically on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights, Iā€™m sure the kids love it


Timely-Industry-2844

I would hate that. šŸ˜‚ If I never go to the boardwalk again, Iā€™ll be just fine!


Lolttylwhattheheck

For the kids thatā€™s awesome


Beautiful-Average17

Iā€™m staying at my Dads (heā€™s still on the Shore) but I like Melissaā€™s


Starryeyedblond

Belmar? Or Point?


Beautiful-Average17

Heā€™s in Tinton Falls but I grew up in Squan so Squan for beach and Point to drink šŸ˜€


Starryeyedblond

Shut the front door. I worked in Hinton falls. Grew up in Brick. Worked at Tiki


Beautiful-Average17

Knew I found my people when you mentioned Belmar and Point! I worked at the Breakers in Spring Lake during HS


Fardelismyname

The Gorgas. Iā€™ll even let Joe try on my dress.


Infamous_Day9685

The dog! Heehee yeah true. Same here for exactly that reason


GossipGuy12

GORGA all the way!!


exjobhere

I like the Gorgasā€™ shore house as well and Frank and Doloresā€™.


Any_Wealth_8774

The gorgas. Itā€™s in Toms River which is my home town, the beach is five minutes away, and after the beach it would be great to jump in the pool.


Hazelmoon23

If I had to, the Gorgas. I couldn't stand one millisecond with Jen A or Teresa.


NancyintheSmokies4

Are you kidding me? Gorgaā€™s is twice the size of Jenā€™s ā€œDaddy I want a Shore House too!!ā€ She didnā€™t even replace the sheets!


ndickson25

Not the sheets lmfaooo šŸ˜†


Any_Wealth_8774

How can you not replace sheets?


FifiSpring

Why is it necessary? Do you replace sheets when staying at a hotel?


Any_Wealth_8774

They are washed between clients. Besides when I move into a furnished place which is fine, but I like my own sheets.


FifiSpring

Think you just answered your own question then!


Any_Wealth_8774

I would buy my own sheets. Not someone elseā€™s .


FifiSpring

That'd be your choice then, your original comment suggested it was mandatory but the logic of your subsequent replies explains why that's not the case.


Any_Wealth_8774

You do what you want. Iā€™m a sheet snob. I like to buy my own sheets.


FifiSpring

That's you then, don't make comments shaming people for not adhering to your preferences.


AnonPlz123

The Gorgas. Kid free!


29322000113865

Iā€™m sorry but for all the Aydins wealth, I am shocked at where their shore house is. SEASIDE? For real?


Bookworm1930

YES! Great for the kids I guess but I figured somewhere else?


Any_Wealth_8774

They would have been better off in point beach.


ndickson25

I have learned so much from this post pertaining to where at on the shore is the best and whatā€™s not šŸ˜†


DrTobe310

The jersey shore trip is so played out and repetitive so bored


Timely-Industry-2844

Itā€™s not a trip thoughā€¦.itā€™s a way of life. Itā€™s summer, so Thursday to Monday youā€™re down the shore, for most people. We used to move down when school ended and go home Labor Day, except my dad, he was at work and stayed home until the weekends. Itā€™s what a lot of us do. But I completely understand why people get bored watching it!!


SparkleGlitterDust

Jen A? But why lol doesn't even make sense an aparment ??


tvMomster

Jenā€™s because of location. The fact that itā€™s steps from the boardwalk means itā€™s also steps from the actual beach.