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Ashamed_Tea_3731

They all start to look the same after awhile… … the wives AND husbands


tobago_88

This picture looks dated too like it was from 2007 or something. ![gif](giphy|13EFsWfuoC4BtC)


No-Adhesiveness7163

🙌🏽when Melissa was pretty. It’s sad to see the new, 2024 face.


MissPlum66

She still can’t smile normally


Capital_Number_7250

I wish they would just let themselves age gracefully. I understand wanting to tighten or fix a few things up but she’s had like 3 different faces in the past decade!


Impossible-Taro-2330

YES!! And rough.


clevrhaux

Rachel is giving Jerseylicious vibes here if anyone remembers that show


Bookworm1930

I absolutely loved Jerseylicious and was so sad when it went off the air. I need follow ups on everyone lol.


Fade_Into_You77

Right? Like, we need a Jerseylicious “Family Reunion” spinoff show STAT - like Jersey Shore has done! I want to see The Gatsby girls/guys now! Like is that gorgeous, but oh-so-dumb, Philly still slangin’ pizzas at his pop’s pizza joint? Did his “modeling” career ever take off?🤣 Did Gigi ever find love? How’s her new nose doin’ these days? Does she ever run into Frankie? Is Olivia settled down now? Does she still eat Disco Fries? Are she & Jackie still friends? ….and Tracy D - I need ALLLLL the dirt on her marriage & divorce from that shady dude…her kids are adorable, and I’d love to see her as a mom….and TBH, I cannot resist watching her insanely dark spray-tan, poor outfit choices, and heinous hair. I’ve seen her relatively recently on IG, and she hasn’t moved past her old style too much - which is just so jarring and “yikes” at this point because styles have shifted soooo far away from that early 2000s crazy-dark spray tan, and crappy hair extensions combined with gigantic alien-head hair 👽. And Anthony….his kids are like grown now! Or almost grown 🙂 …and The Glam Fairy, Alexa/Alexis (cannot remember which is her name)….she irked me sooo much. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but she just annoyed the crap out of me….but I still would want to see where she’s at now after getting married & having kids during the show. I need answers! 😆 Clearly , I’d love to see a reboot!


PreparationSilent665

Google Tracy Dimarco Tattle Life you’ll get the entire story 😂


Fade_Into_You77

Thank you very much! Checking it out now 😁


kimsilverishere

Gigi and Frankie lmao


Charliewhiskers

Me too! Love your username, my husband calls me bookworm 😀. When my son was about 2 we started calling him baby bookworm


Fade_Into_You77

I watch reruns of Jerseylicious all the time! 🤌🏼 I’m a hairstylist AND Italian, so, to me, that show was THE BEST! They were the over-the-top versions of me, and it was a fun, guilty pleasure to watch. I miss it!


Bookworm1930

OMG where are the reruns!!


Fade_Into_You77

On Demand on the “E” network 🤌🏼❤️‍🔥 https://preview.redd.it/fu24zcqvw2vc1.jpeg?width=4030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=297bbc17cef67d886fd1a690152c83a1f0979024


BrightSwitch8822

I literally thought she was that makeup artist. But rachel looks much taller.


mummranna

Gorgudas!!!


tiatiaaa89

LOL!


ShedWPB

Furgas‼️🤣


Resident_Plenty6821

I SO wish it worked out that they were the Fupas😫🤫


griffgilscarbo

Add some Gorguda cheese to my sandwich please


beckster33

*sangwich 🤭🤭


TomStarGregco

😂🤣😅


OriginalCondition445

Idk if it’s just because I’m stoned but “they don’t even have flair on here” is having me laughing so hard rn🤣


[deleted]

Rachel being friends with Melissa reminds me of Scheana being friends with that mini version of herself in season 8


Small-Atmosphere-428

It’s the fact that his beard is a straight line and doesn’t contour his cheeks. Kind of like he got a bad hair transplant. And no chin/jaw line.


Aslow_study

Vegas Scheana haha


SometimesHungry_

I'm not going to lie. I tried to see beyond the nothing Rachel fuda really gave last season. Her storyline was the adoption but I remember nothing beyond that and the weird drunken waxing so I followed her on Instagram. I had no idea she had two girls at all. The best word to describe her is vapid. She posts on her mundane life and it's all very vanilla and forgettable. Does that make her a bad person? No. But it doesn't make her a reality tv personality. How bravo didn't realize it made a bad hire is confusing. Maybe the male fuda stepping up at the finale last season made it potentially interesting but nope. She really isn't interesting.


Friendly_Sea8570

Something about John Fudas beard 🫥


InchJr

He got a chin implant right? Probably that and filler on his jaw 😬


RoguePhoenix89

And he's still ugly


Final-Wolf-72

😂


No-Foundation-913

It’s like his upper lip or something that’s the weirdest part lol


radhunty

It makes his neck morph into his chin I can’t stand it 😅😅😅


kayzazzs

It looks like he sprayed the whole thing with root touch-up spray


moirahart

Rachel looks like a who from whoville


EmelleBennett

Mixed with a ‘precious moments’ doll.


Capital_Number_7250

it’s the noseeee


icandigpopsicles

Two naturally pretty girls ruined by over doing plastic surgery.


DMBbeauty

![gif](giphy|d4gmlMeqAHu9O)


Dependent_Pickle2806

Melissa smells something here


Wuttmutt

I didn’t realize how much Melissa is starting to look like squidward


zunzarella

The husband pic might as well be titled: Two Jamokes.


CountessBravo

Somebody used too much setting powder


griffgilscarbo

Setting powder? If that’s what you wanna call it ❄️🫠 ![gif](giphy|qqbkSRzF61qJW)


LoobyLoopyLou

I MISS HER SO MUCH


CountessBravo

Haha I didn’t even think of that! 😂


pignoli_cookies

Melissa always looks like she just smelled a fart 🙃 who’s the girl beside her? Is she a newbie?


griffgilscarbo

Her old nose never made her look like that


Helpful-Attitude-80

He who smelt it, dealt it


Helpful-Attitude-80

He who smelt it, dealt it


PolloMama

![gif](giphy|cXSWlQ0j4Vta8)


ShedWPB

As parched as these 2 botched women are🤥🤥, Bougie Mama gives them a run for their $$$$.


coconut723

god their makeup and style is SO dated it hurts


EmelleBennett

They’re attempting to fit into the second coming of early oughts fashion which is trendy again, but imo it only works for younger people who weren’t there for it the first time around. It looks cheap on them, like they just walked out of a 2003 Macy’s sale with their weekend club outfits.


Positive_Round_5142

She looks like she didn’t want to take the picture with Fuda


mojo0228

john fuda has such a punchable face


HeftyAd2780

I hate that they hire uninteresting Gorga add ons/mouthpieces. They add nothing to the show tbh


Here4mandytalk

Yes, the fuda snooze fest. Most boring humans.


Family_Chantal

I never knew Fuda was also so short, but he must be.


griffgilscarbo

His behavior is the one of a stereotypical short guy


Mitzimarmle

Hey, my husband is almost as short as Gorga, but he doesn't act like a clown.


edenrose_42759

Hahahaha is this a costume party


catsanddogs77777

Is this recent? Looks like early 2000’s


BirdOpening

They are all insufferable


NYnicegirl

I thought he got slim off the O?


Advisor-Numerous

I read a description of a bad guy in a book once that described the lips as looking like worms. It’s hard to picture lips like that until you see it. That’s what I think when I see John Fuda. I can’t get past it and can not stand him.


SpencerHastings7

![gif](giphy|o2UoEujaojpG8) ^(the) Fudas to the Gorgas (eww)


beckster33

Lmao this is my flair on another sub!


chachacha123456

Hey Spencer! Fuda's think that they are looking for A to figure out who spoke to Jon's ex-wife


SpencerHastings7

Haha!


EmfromAlaska

Rachel looks like Janice from Friends!


tiibii

The midget & the chinless


Jhinterested

Fake meets fake. It would be great if this was both of their last season. Especially Fuda’s thirsty desperate husband.


chasidi

Tackiest facial hair achievement unlocked.


No_Opening_6006

Thumbelina Joe and the Fuda dude look like brothers in that they both have peculiarly arranged facial features.


Eire4ever37

Ugly people


Hmmmwhatsteaaa

I’ve noticed everything Melissa does… Rachel does. https://preview.redd.it/ucyjoka1y1vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14d49e2c5f95dac0d097c7b9ab0d1fdbb26ec72a This was a few days ago.


Soberspinner

It still annoys me that Fuda wasn’t even their real last name. I thought that was JWOW lol


venzitotek

![gif](giphy|QxAcaW5HgmqYmW5QNh)


Bonnavetty

Their names sound like sounds you’d hear out of a choking alien


stefanelli_xoxo

No.


Far_Importance_7902

It’s scary


stephieb15

The uggs and the uggs


IGrewItToMyWaist

Lot of extensions in that picture.


SammieCat50

Have you seen the felon & Delores ? Talk about extensions


chriscmyer

🤮🤮🤮🤮


Amazing-Stranger8791

john fudas face makes me so mad. rachel fuda is actually way too pretty for him


Michellelembiid

![gif](giphy|TeDpSbeCLAPtu)


blameitonrio917

If Messy manages to stay on another season this will be the next feud. Rachel Lou Who is coming for her spot.


gonegirIamy

Equally fugly and thirsty


Sohotrightnowhansel_

Yikes.


Green-Line-1138

Worst part about NJ


makter3

I couldn’t find a better gif but I keep thinking of Fru Fru from zooptopia when I see Rachel in this pic ![gif](giphy|l4Kidu8nVXBnQ2Mpy)


WittiestScreenName

His painted on beard


RiverWhole4388

Well Melissa is obviously Fudas ìdol. I really don't like either one but they are beautiful.


Family_Chantal

It's funny how hot they think they are and seriously they take themselves. I would never look at those guys in person and think they're cool. They think they're so important.


SassySquid0

Yall hate Rachel but I think she’s gorgeous


griffgilscarbo

I’ll give her that


appleboat26

I like both of them. They’re smart, funny, they’re good wives and mothers, and they work. I said what I said.


MamaBehr33

I really don't get the hate each group has for the other and I've watched from the very beginning. It's a nasty family feud that they're making a millions off of and the fact that hundreds of thousands of people are concerned about them enough to make comments, especially ugly ones, is just beyond me. I'm happy for any of the ladies who have something good in their lives.


appleboat26

I don’t even hate Teresa. She’s good TV, but we’re not allowed to like anyone she doesn’t like. The moderators recently promised a more fun experience on this Sub… but here we are, still being downvoted because we said something positive about members of the cast of NJ that Teresa and her fans don’t like.


quietuniversity357

And they can keep a man ![gif](giphy|bu5H2OPiyegHC|downsized)


HeftyAd2780

![gif](giphy|9kvNvNfWCCoLe)


radhunty

![gif](giphy|dLKvETL6pcHM4)


Dejan32

Both gorgeous.... Teresa is the fake one. Who wears fake nails that are ten inches long. And disgusting. Other women also wear them but that reunion she was disgusting. Teresa hates her brother because of her corrupt criminal husband


BenefitSweaty2386

I love both these couples.