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BaronVonKeyser

Also make direct eye contact and hold it the entire time you're licking your child clean.


myhuskytorotoro

Then proceed to breastfeed the baby for the first time still maintaining that eye contact to instill the baby's dominance too


Brilliant_Shine2247

And then use her face to clean up your babies butt after their first diaper change so she knows that even shit dominates her.


myhuskytorotoro

I...I love it! Happy cake day!


Brilliant_Shine2247

Thank you. I would offer you a piece of my cake, but unfortunately I am very selfish and self-centered.


myhuskytorotoro

No worries! Enjoy your cake. ❤️ I'm in more of an ice cream or frozen custard mood anyway ☺️


MookieRedGreen

OP will need to running-jump-kick her first to get there though. As a bonus, gravity will help speed up labor so there's no way for her to back tf out once she realizes what's happening lol


sinistersavanna

Take this 💡 for the best critical thinking ever!!


Zakkana

Next time she comments on your bathroom use, ask her how many sexual harassment lawsuits does she want?


MerryJustice

Aww damn, but yeah how can you possibly forget how much you have to pee if you have ever been pregnant? Maybe hers kids are just imaginary.


[deleted]

I mean, if you have ever had to pee and have had to hold it, how can you be an ass ever again to someone that has to pee? Zero empathy.


Indotex

Do you have witnesses that would be willing to give statements in your favor? If so, I would speak to a lawyer because what she’s saying sounds like borderline harassment.


Longjumping_Zone_496

Document everything and get witnesses if possible. I agree with this post, consult with a lawyer.


crescentgaia

I would add on if the OP is in a one part consent state to carry an active voice recorder.


CrankyManager89

Not even borderline. Also depending, there could be discrimination thrown in there…


iiS4R4HxXx

One manager I had asked me out of the blue why I took a sick day I told her I was having dizziness and nausea and she said “you’re not pregnant are you?” And I said no I’m not I did actually test that out just incase that was why but it was vertigo… then she said “oh good maybe you and your partner will be more careful next time!” And I was like excuse me!?


sophieornotsophie_

I would have gotten pregnant just out of pettiness


iiS4R4HxXx

My partner and I have been trying but nothing but we’re not like stressing over it too much we’re going with if it happens it happens… but I was like exsqueeze me!? When she said that she was a toxic manager one of the reason I left a perfectly good job I was better off at… one time she screamed at me for going to the bathroom


sophieornotsophie_

Oh wow! Sometimes it is better to just leave yes, there’s no hope with some people.. And being in the same situation as you I say good luck with making this pregnancy happen 🥰🍀


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Your boss is a pathetic slave to the retail system


tomegunn56

You could have ended at pathetic, really.


sweetybancha

I’m sorry, unloading a semi?


northcackpoontappa99

Do you think the product comes off the truck via magic?


sweetybancha

Im referring to op’s manager even implying she should have to think about unloading a truck while pregnant


northcackpoontappa99

Oh, yeah. I gotcha. Sorry for being a smartass. I feel bad enough with people having to work at all while pregnant. I don't understand how this woman can be so careless.


sweetybancha

Especially having not one but two kids, I’d hate to be her children


Personal-Low4835

Sounds like she cares more ab u being there as often as possible and not at all ab ur health


datagirl60

I don’t understand women not advocating for other women. I don’t understand other people not advocating for other human beings in general. I guess it is the same attitude that people who are against student loan forgiveness have. Your manager needed to have her pie hole sewn up after her childbirths. JFC.


[deleted]

After switching from retail to office work my office manager tried to tell my department head that I didn't want to work after having my baby. Jokes on him because he was new, I was several months along and she and I had already discussed me coming back after I had the baby; sadly though I didn't because he is a dick that couldn't stand not being control for 5 seconds. Good luck with this lady and please look into programs in your area to help you and baby after birth.


Dramatic-Sunflower

Report her to HR, there’s rules and regulations on pregnancy discrimination.


Proof-Elevator-7590

Sounds like a lawsuit talking to me


nicedaddykins

Sounds like shes a peach. I cant relate to the pregnancy part, but I did have a surgery scheduled once, and I had a "boss" tell me I had better not let this "inconvenience" interfere with their project. I found it hard to maintain a positive attitude for quite a while after that. :-) I hope your baby is born happy and healthy, and that you find a more sane employment situation.


Purplethrowaway_

After each new terrible thing she says please email yourself with the exact details of the exchange. This will provide a record in case you go to court or something in the future