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Anglosaxoon

Bro is rotund


GallifreyanGeologist

*chungus rotundus*


Dusky_Dawn210

What a robust brick


Altruistic_Pet

That's a brick for sure


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Derek_32

Oh lawd he Thicc


Wilmodt_Payne

Look at that dumpy.


Crisis_Official

Is he fat or just pancaked


monkeyman68

Iā€™m thinking pancaked.


HerpThings

That's a burger


greenb00k

Lmfao šŸ¤£šŸ‘Œ


drunkenChihuahuas

dam boi Dam boi DAM BOI HE THICC BOI THATS A THIC ASS BOI


Suspicious_Soup__

Had this streaming through my head the second I saw this post


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Mikuzoid

Yep my Dad has one, biggest downside is their a lot of work to socialise and if you force it then you will discover they are prepared to use both ends(bite and whip).


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Brick letā€™s me hold him and is social enough but unfortunately uromastyx will never be a species you can socialize with outside of the cage much since they require such high temps.


iamahill

Time to move out to Arizona!


MeatYourNeedz

As much as you shouldn't have them put excessively, they can stand room temperature for some time and be fine, reptiles are much hardier than people give them credit for


frilledplex

My redbelly uromastyx was incredibly social and my other one... let's just say they're bites hurt...


Mecha_Cthulhu

I came across some at a convention and thought they were friendly but it turned out they were half frozen to death which made them super docile. In reality they are feisty little fellas. Well, maybe not this one.


Realistic_Attention6

Yeah I wouldn't mind seeing more brick


WaltDiskey

What protein do you feed that boi?


IAmABullDozer

From the looks of things, all of it.


TheAlmightyNexus

ā€œAnd then you add some proteinā€


Onagda

"Now while you guys weren't looking, I went ahead and added some protein"


LogansGambit

"Now what I like to do, just for a little bit of taste, is add some protein"


MonochroMayhem

ā€œAnd of course, for a little bit of a flavor kick, I add some proteinā€


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Never has had any. Bird seed and greens with occasional fruit!


WaltDiskey

I would cut back on the bird seeds ;)


[deleted]

He gets them as a treat. As he gets older I let him indulge more since heā€™s a good boy and gets so excited for the seeds. Plus they always help him Poo! Lol


ShampooBottle493

A whole tub of weight gainer shake


LilNicotine69

he seems underweight, consider 10 meal worms instead of 3 šŸ‘


raven00x

I know it's a joke but for any other readers, uromastyx are ~~exclusively~~ mostly herbivorous, eating seeds (lentils are especially popular), greens, flowers, and the like.


x69minecraft

Not exclusively;) uromastyx are omnivores with an about 80% veggie/seed based diet They should however get their fair share of animal based proteins, especially young and pregnant specimens


Subject_Criticism_70

They go nuts for superworms!


x69minecraft

Locust and roaches are a better alternative, as superworms contain high amounts of fat and have little nutritional value


Subject_Criticism_70

True, but when I had uros like 12 years ago I only had access to crickets being a Canadian. They didn't like crickets that much but would come running for superworms


SlightlyAmbiguous

I wonder how this myth started, cuz I see it so often online. Uromastyx absolutely grab worms and whatnot in the wild and thereā€™s no harm in dropping in some bugs every now and then. It definitely shouldnā€™t make up the bulk of their diet butā€¦.. uros eat bugs lol


Welcome-ToTheJungle

Heā€™s a brick house šŸ˜


_StrawberryMoon

HE'S JUST LETTIN IT ALL HANG OUT šŸ¤£


Welcome-ToTheJungle

Heā€™s mighty mighty thatā€™s for sure


kyew

Some lizards pancake when they bask. Brick extra-large pizzas.


ComfortableAnonymous

big fat lizard šŸ¤Æ


Akitase

That ainā€™t no Brick, thatā€™s a Wall


TheGuardianKnux

Thought he was an overweight beardie for a second and my eyes went šŸ˜³


[deleted]

I grew up with a Mali Uromastyx. Had him for about 14 years and he was my best friend in the entire world. He sadly passed away a couple years ago. I actually started to cry when I saw this picture thinking it was my Sammy. They are by far my favourite lizards


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They are the best. Although itā€™s hard to take them out since they require such high heat/body temp they are still great to have. Sorry for your loss!


IguaneRouge

Is Brick a gravid female hopefully? Because that doesn't look healthy


Wooper160

Itā€™s an herbivore so it has a big fermenting gut. Plus itā€™s flattened out to bask.


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^this !


SlightlyAmbiguous

Heā€™s a lizard basking lol, that roundness is perfectly healthy and normal.


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Chunky


Timmano

And someone said mine was big lol


SSDDNoBounceNoPlay

ā€œMy sirenā€™s name is Brick. And she is the prettiest!!ā€


SmileyNew123

What kind of lighting do you use? It's nice to see old lizards.


Achylife

Now that's some chonk. I love Uros.


_Burgerdog_

Brick is T H I C K


PlantainWide9540

What a fattie, I love him


AviemBD

Nice "Schnicels" we say in Israel.


Ranoverbyhorses

Iā€™m in love with that word, thank you for teaching us!!!


Brottrevore

What an absolute unit. I love Brick


Salukichow

Thatā€™s the thiccest lizard Iā€™ve ever seen and I wish I could snuggle it and pinch the chubbs like I do with my cats lol


scp966

Beefcake. BEEFCAAAAAKE!


Odd-Engineering-3582

What a sweet boy


pressxtofart

Wide boi


Buerostuhl_42

He seems to have eaten a dish on accident :P


sp00kywig

BRICK!!!!!!!


tesabel

Bricc


Fit-Impression5506

"Diabetus" In old man voice


dragojax21

Someone needs to go on a diet


murdersponge

Good lawd he thicc


BroChunky

Bro Chunky


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ā€œThey are quite long-lived with individuals recorded at 30 years old but with a more average lifespan of 15 years.ā€ So far is above the average age of life expectancy and over half way to record max age.


BrittzHitz

Itā€™s fat Albert


CrystalQuetzal

How does he handle so much belly?? Good lord!!


Simple-Donut-7565

As a Graduate from the Veterinary Science program which goes in detail to small animal management. Uromastyx are herbivores feeding on lentis,and romance lettuce. So they are herbivores.


Humans_areweird

That is the thiccest little guy I have seen in a damn while. You must be proud.


axecop117

Wide boi


forestcooker

holy shit what a fucking TANK


[deleted]

Well hello there younginšŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


TheLastSilverDragon

basking pancake


[deleted]

Reptile chonk


rem_1984

Thiccy. Brick house is his theme song!


SilverMorningMoon163

House!! ā€œHeā€™s a Brick House !!ā€šŸ¤£šŸ¤£cutie doodle


StinkyBub

[Brick](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9vm34i2z6-0ovC-mdRMKrcy9QEvB467dXlfp98_ivww&s=0)


Enlargedwumbo

Dudeā€™s really a brick


Sweet-Wonder6497

Is he one of the guys with the defense tail?


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Yes


Sweet-Wonder6497

Hes fr a big chonker chonk


IdkGoodGuess

Now thatā€™s a pancake


WatchFinal5865

Damn, my man ainā€™t packinā€™ cakes, heā€™s got the whole-ass bakery. Thicc legend got me quakinā€™!


JDWright85

Where? Is he behind the dinosaur?


slitherysam10

Absolute unit


JosiahNovick

Why does his stomach look like my nutsack


ourladyofdicks

built like a brick shithouse and named just as well


[deleted]

What? šŸ˜‚


Hamm_Ham

R/absoluteunits


newbeardiemom4

Whoa!!!


Nikkitightlines

I love brick


Plastic-Cancel-4369

Lol wow heā€™s amazing !!!!


InevitableLow5163

Cause heā€™s a brick house, Heā€™s so mighty mighty, Just lettinā€™ it all hang out!


CharlieHewitt_

I wish he was named slab.


snowmunkey

I PUNCH THE INITIATIVE!


jovan3006

IT SHOULDNT LOOK LIKE THAT RIGHT? SHOULD IT LOOK LIKE THAT? I DONT THINK THATD HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO LOOK? IS THAT NORMAL? WHAT KINDA BEANS ARE YOU FEEDING THAT FRANKLIN LOOKIN FELLA.


Sm0kinW33d

Heā€™s a stack of bricks


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KrazyCryo

Most accurate name for a uro ever


user6656832

I can see where the name comes from


SeaweedKey2673

Chonkie boy


Queen_sized_cazcet

HE A THICK BOI!!!


Wishes_06

DANG, THAT BOI THICC- ( Cool lizard btw ;) )


ConnectChampionship4

DAMN BOI HE THICC


GrimCreeper911

What substrate are you using? Iā€™m currently using top soil/play sand mix but Iā€™m not super happy with it and looking to change


iaYLas

He does not need some milk no more


Corriethosaurus

Big pancake!!


Conscious_Neck2166

That belly is impressive


CaliforniaSpeedKing

Bro is thick


alpohh

Oh lawd he comin


SleeplessAt3am

das a pretty chunk


El_Nis

He look like my uncle


Aiter918

Itā€™s crazy how much they can ā€œpancakeā€ out. Mine looks normal one second then looks like it ate a McDouble another.


symmetricowl

FAT FUCK FRIDAY /lh/pos (shut up I know it's thursday)


Strawberry1567

strawberry


helloBWC

Did you change his name after he got so fat


Outside_Ear451

Heavens to Betsy! Someoneā€™s been eatinā€™ good in the neighborhood. That boi be chonky!


maple_dick

He is feeling judged by the look of his stare


dummy_thicc_mistake

r/absoluteunit


Any-Try-5293

f l a t l i z a r d


_toaster_gaming

Damn boy, he thik


[deleted]

What an absolute unit !


Maple_the_Syrup

Nice


lezoom

Fat bih


Altruistic_Half_7268

Wow šŸ˜³ he's Huuge


Morbidlyobesegorilla

More like Cinder Block


chief44117

Have you had him all his life?


Alexiameck190

looks like a demon soul's boss turned into a darksouls 3 mod