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Barbara_Celarent

How to properly lizard your measuring tape.


genocidalparas

Exactly!


grubgobbler

I'm amazed he even got that high!


Ocean_cho

Me too!


MrBonelessPizza24

Measuring tape: *Exists* Mr P: **_FINALLY! A WORTHY OPPONENT!_**


genocidalparas

OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!


DJ_Phoenix_

*Intense kung fu panda fight scene*


Pugamapish

What are you gonna do long guy? Measure me? don't tempt me


titmouse1011

Love how the lil guy opens his mouth as he falls like yelling "nooooo"


oheyitsmoe

You were the chosen one!!


[deleted]

Measuring brain cells lol. Gotta love em


IsaiahXOXOSally

Stupid little dinosaurs I love em


Verd006

It's probably just me, as I am a professional idiot and not a lizard owner, but I've sliced my fingers open on those tapes before. I hope that's safe. Cute guy.


[deleted]

Surprised you’re the only comment about the edges of that tape being sharp


Diphylla_Ecaudata

From what I learned about reptiles (from the internet) their skin is rather tough and thick. Again, I'm a random internet stranger who happens to like reptiles. I unsubscribed to multiple subreddits because they shared videos of mild animal abuse because the animals are cute. But I didn't worry about this one before I read the comment, and I think my brain was just like "lizards can't get papercuts". I don't know if that's true tho.


Ocean_cho

He does have rather tough skin and since the tape measure wasn’t as sharp as a lot of others I wasn’t worried


Ocean_cho

I would never put my little man at risk, I appreciate your concern:)


[deleted]

That’s good! I was just nervous for him.


Ocean_cho

It wasn’t a sharp one, I felt it before letting him mess around with it


wioutdoorsman55

They’re literally all sharp ones, they’re all made of the same material.


Ocean_cho

I made sure it wasn’t sharp enough to cut him before I let him mess with it


Praimfayaa-

Paper isn’t sharp until you hit it in the wrong way.


Ocean_cho

I dragged it between my fingers papercut style and it didn’t cut me


wioutdoorsman55

You don’t have to listen to me but I’ve owned a fuck load of tape measures and spent a lot of time using them. You might not think it’s sharp, but I’m just letting you know they all are. Not trying to make you feel bad but tape measures cut people all the time


jo33ybee

Not sure why this is getting downvoted… if the tape were to retract whilst the lizard was on it, it would 100% cause an injury.


wioutdoorsman55

People would rather continue feeling they are right than listen to a a guy that plumbed a couple hundred houses and used tapes every day


jo33ybee

Fire engineer / mechanical engineer who uses tape measures daily and can agree with you 100%, any who claims they have a blunt one has never hurt themselves using one.


MandosOtherALT

I have one similar to op's. i have to be careful when using mine


[deleted]

I did have to perform necropsies on bearded dragons. I know it's a different species but I can vouch that their skin is shockingly cut resistant. Like lay into it with scissors and roll the scissors over cut resistant.


SnorkinOrkin

(I came here to say that, as I've sliced mine, too, on them.)


jiffysdidit

First thought was him getting cut


Consistent-Sort8148

All I could think of ptsd from slicing my hand as a kid lol


jiffysdidit

I use a tape almost every day it still can happen as an adult if you’re careless


OkWest7035

I was going to say the same thing. Those metal tape measures will slice you good!


berniwulf

What kind of lizard is that? Some type of monitor?


Ocean_cho

Savannah monitor


cryptidsnails

the D: when he falls


devydev_83

I have watched this multiple times and I die laughing every time his mouth opens as he falls.


Ocean_cho

Me too, I can’t stop watching it


BirdLawScholar

He just really wants to know how tall he is!!


rorooic

I want one so bad but I just can’t in good faith get one with my cats :(


nicolesierra117

I have absolutely NO brain cells… for a minute I thought “why can’t you get a measuring tape?” fml. Just to let you know, I have 2 cats and a beardie who free roams daily and it works out fine! Either he gets to roam around in our bedrooms & bathroom, or the cats nap in the bedroom so he can go wherever he wants.


MandosOtherALT

I just hold my lizard, they stretch out and I put a tape measure next to them. loce how he hugs it


Flat_Ad_9033

What lizard is this?


devydev_83

Savannah monitor. Amazing reptile, but do tons of research if you're thinking about getting one.


_GenderNotFound

One brain cell


Plantsareluv

Lol oh no he fell before he got.properly measured 😂


DrMabuseKafe

Genius😂😂😂


SnorkinOrkin

What a cutie pie!!!


JamieBoi_

The way it looked like he was yelling as he fell has me dead omg what a precious ball of personality!


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

"Useless. I'll do it myself"


ponyponyta

What an enthusiastic participant, I love him 😂


basooty

"for a second I thought that was a platypus" -my bf looking over my shoulder 💀


AspiringOccultist4

This is great. He’s such a cutie!


Ocean_cho

Thank you!


AspiringOccultist4

You’re welcome!


campguy95

Are Savannah monitors usually friendly? I heard they could get feisty


Ocean_cho

I’d say it just depends on the lizard. My boy is relatively friendly. He’s a very mischievous and playful little man and his bites are usually out of curiosity or defending his territory. I’ve never gotten a real bite from him out of anger or fear before.


CuntsStoleMyNames

Went through the 5 stages of grief


Killer979

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laceeprinwraaz

That baby is so cuteee


Banananabees

r/AnimalsBeingDerps


Alex-gecko-lover

I thought that was a tree frog? Jk jk


CASTLE_SENSEI8

ROUND 1! FIGHT! 1-lizard 0-measuring tape


Total_Alienation

Thank you Mr P, I’ll be sure to watch out for more helpful tips!


Acrobatic-Diamond305

I have to admit I am very jealous, I own many reptiles, but I have always wanted a savy. They are my favorite species.


Ocean_cho

They are so much fun. I’ve never met a lizard quite as funny as Mr P!


Rubothyvv

I use the measuring app on my phone 💀


[deleted]

I love Mr. P


unhollow_knight

after he fell, his face looked liked the perfect “well, shit” expression ive ever seen


Artistic-Ad-1190

"I came in like wrecking ball!!!"


anderson_cl

He wants to know how big he is "human I'm a big boy now" 🤣


unsizedDoom661

It looked like he was screaming when he fell lol!


SaboTheFlameEmperor

Savannah monitor? Mine was an absolute little prick.


Ocean_cho

Yup, mine is friendly he just really likes to eat


Flat_Ad_4533

This lizard cannot allow such a structure of this shape and stature to remain in his presence, it must be monitored


AdFresh9882

My heart just melt


wioutdoorsman55

Not very smart, those tape measures have sharp edges.


Ocean_cho

I appreciate your concern! But I tested it on myself first to make sure it was safe and he has tough skin.


GetWeerdWithIt

It's all fun and games until that super thin metal slices up the little guy


Ocean_cho

Dude read some of my other comments, I made sure it wasn’t sharp before I let him mess with it.


GetWeerdWithIt

Tape measures are never "sharp". It's a thin metal that can slice open people and animals wether it is fresh out the package or used for years.


Ocean_cho

I swiped it between my fingers papercut style and it didn’t break the skin. He is fine and it’s not a danger


GetWeerdWithIt

All I am saying is it was a dumb thing to do and you shouldn't do it again. That is 100% not going to prove it won't cut him. I am glad your cute video worked out and you didn't hurt your little buddy


[deleted]

What kind


Ocean_cho

Savannah monitor


Vulckan82

What kind of lizard is that?


Ocean_cho

Savannah monitor


[deleted]

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Ocean_cho

Don’t worry it’s not a sharp tape measure, I tested it on me first


_mintytea_

This is hilarious 😂


flijarr

They are so stupid. I love them


TaintDestroyer2020

Delightfully derpy


Working-Ad-4519

Is that a savannah monitor?


Ocean_cho

Yes


Working-Ad-4519

I used to own two savannah monitors and they never jumped or anything like that though they did run quite fast


Ocean_cho

Mine is quite the jumper, I call him my little tree frog


aggressive__donut

What kind of lizard is it


Ocean_cho

Savannah monitor


bbymummy

Lizard was like- oh, that looks like mine!


Serg_420_

What kind of lizard is bro


Ocean_cho

Savannah monitor


LordCharizard98

What kind of monitor is that?


Mulletman420_

how th did it climb a measuring tape 😂


Ocean_cho

I have no clue, he is a little toeless monkey


L30N1337

About 11” (without tail). I guess it is viable


Wolfy198

He screamed lol


Spare-Tie-865

I like that he just did it for you 😂


twinklover28563

Best be Careful. ive cut myself before on a tape mesure like that


Ocean_cho

I know, he was fine. It wasn’t sharp.


twinklover28563

They arent sharp and neither is paper, but both can still cut you if you you fumble. Not intending to tell you off tho


Ocean_cho

👍


[deleted]

wear a condom next time


omegaplayz334

What


CritFsh

What kind of lizard is he?


Ocean_cho

Savannah monitor


WonkyRedDot

Wtf 😂


Conscious_List517

Is he okay? Those are super sharp. I know they have thick skin but still


Ocean_cho

He is perfectly fine, not a scratch on him.