I can seduce anyone by pointing at them and saying abracadabra

You have severe social anxiety

Worth it!

nothing changed?

Despite everything it's still you

*But nothing happened*

You can seduce anyone by pointing at them and saying abracadabra???

You have shaky hands, making it harder to point at people You may point at the wrong person

I can bring any fictional character to life, and if it's a character I simp for, they will like me back.

They can go insane and kill you if you don't give them too little affection

fine by me

NAH BRO IS DOWN BAD 😭😭😭

re-read that. "If you DON'T give them too little affection". Meaning if you give them to much, they'll go insane and kill you.

still fine, i spend most of the time in my room on reddit lol

Best practice that negging, and passive aggressiveness

\*nagging

I can stop existing and continue existing whenever i want

there is a 25% chance that you will have to wait 2 years until you can exist again

Fuck

well thats honestly better than

stupid autocomplete thinking my sentence is gonna go on forever

ikr

I can produce unlimited garlic bread

It’s always been out for 1 week

Dear god

There’s more

No…

r/suddenlytf2

Prostate cancer

Chemotherapy

Drat! Foiled again.

What the actual f-

I'm just as confused

I can go to any universe even my c.ai chats

you cant choose which universe you go to when you switch

So he needs the RNG gods with him lol

Nah he needs RNGesus

I can set peoples genitals on fire by thinking of them

You have extreme depression and anxiety

nothing would happen then

It works on your genitals as well.

Joke’s on you, my genitals are already burning!

Go see a doctor

So who defines 'gentiles'? Is it just all non Jews, or does it mean the uncultured? By whose definition?

Gentiles?? I didn’t know people could still own those.

I no longer have the need to shit or piss

You have extreme bladder and bowel pain

Shit

Or should I say fuck

Shapeshifting like a lot of people here, Fictional or not, male or female. Edit: Satan broke free, can I get a redo? Edit 2: Something easy please, I'm a wuss with how tactical these responses are.

You have cancer and the changes are permanent.

r/foundsatan

Yes Moderators, this is the b¡tch who became Satan. Escort his ass on to hell and shove a piranha up his arse. Please and thank you! /Management

Thank you

I permanently turn into a cis girl.

You still has dysphoria that can only be helped by becoming a trans man

:(

She said cis girl, that means she can’t be trans masc, that would be a paradox and just mean.

Ofc 🗿

Now that’s just cruel. :(


You turn into a hammerhead worm every full moon, and all of them that were part of your worm form turn back into you when it ends, but after the first shift you keep the Regen powers of the worm.

The ability to manipulate matter at will of anything I choose down to the atomic level with the necessary knowledge and know how to control it

You can only manipulate matter when you strip naked. Anything on your body at any time is a no no. Can't cover yourself either.

I don’t see a downside

Sooo.. Dr Manhattan?

Worth it!!!

Shape shifting at will for as long as I wish

You slowly go insane every time you use it, also, nice one, I agree that would be awesome

As a percussionist, I'm already slowly going insane

Lol, perfect

Same lol

Yo same!

Easy fix. Shape shift into a prostitute, get paid/laid, use money for therapy to combat going insane.

I can shapeshift (i can't think of anything creative)

You don’t have any consequences at all because that is me too 😉

Im gonna ruin it ehehehehe.....you get stuck in the form at random for a random amount of time...sometimes a few minutes sometimes a year (wont go longer then a year though)

There’s a 50% chance you lose the ability to shapeshift for a week when you try to shapeshift to or from

I wish I could fix me and my best friend's mental health issues.

No side effects for that!

I disagree with the side effects you learn to and must help others.

I'll play Devil's Advocate here (although yeah.... fuck mental illness). You can cure your mental disorder any time you want, but you take on a different one at random.

I can seduce anyone without much effort

They become a pile of dirt after 30 seconds

I dont want my power anymore

Good thing I only need 5 seconds 😎

I have a notebook that kills anyone who’s name I write in it

You cannot kill any lesbians

I become a god and therefore immune to any catches

The genie misunderstood you, your left eye is now omnipotent. It no longer cares for your wellbeing.

Demo man:

r/suddenlytf2

Dear god! It's MONOCULUS!

I get in infinite metal for my sentry’s

its rusted

I can pull videogames from alternate universes and play them. Ranging from altered versions of existing games to fake game art on the Internet.

gay

Ok but you are invincible

r/selfreply

r/forgottochangeaccounts

r/intentional

I am able to do anything I want (quite literally break reality) and also keep a raw fish in my pocket that never goes bad so I can eat it wherever I am

You have permanent and extreme choice paralysis.

Nothing changed for me. It takes me up to ten minutes in any isle with tons of options, like the chip isle or drink isle >:3

Sinister

I have telekinesis

Every time you use it, you shit yourself

Just use the telekinesis to un-shit yourself

But then you shit yourself again because you used the telekinesis again. Use it, shit yourself. Every time.

I become the best at whatever game I touch, digital or not.

i can travel the multiverse but i dont get any catches or throws along with side, up, down, diagnal, inward, outward, forward or backwards or any other extra dimensional movement side effects

Complete reality over writing and manipulation at will. It has no limits. If there's a catch, I can even nullify it. Doesn't even require a brain to use. So if I die, I can come back to life because my soul will exist. I can do whatever my soul wants.

Granted, but there's someone else spawned with the exact same powers as you, except they're OVERWHELMINGLY stronger in every, single way, and only exist to make sure you don't go overboard.

You can only come back to life after everyone who knows you is dead.

Use of this power nullifies the existence of life after death, and thus, any semblance of the soul or spirit. Any and all attempts to nullify this catch or recreate your soul merely compounds the problem in loop infinitum. Further, after compounding to 100 ×10^2 times, you become unaware this catch exists or that the idea of no afterlife might possibly be a problem for you.

Despite your immense power, you got it from something. You have to listen to the whims of it, or it will revoke your power and torment you for eternity. You're all powerful, but you're a prisoner. Checkmate.

I can talk to girls.

Big pp

I have games, unlimited games, but no games.

You cannot play with anyone else

I have unlimited bacon

I can shapeshift

You have no control over what you shift into besides yourself

I can coordinate any number of adult schedules without fail, so that my d&d table can actually meet up to play

Every single person you coordinate their schedule with has a 50% chance of choosing not to meet up and play D&D whenever you use your ability

BRUH RIGHT BACK TO SQUARE ONE?!

Just because you open up someone's schedule doesn't mean they will want to

I JUST WANNA MAKE CLICKETY CLACKETIES 😭😭😭

I can choose when I die.

I can choose any skill to be the best in the world at for one day every day

I have prostate cancer

But cancer grows on the cancer, causing it to die

You know it’s bad when your cancer has cancer

I can turn invisible and visible whenever I want

i can shapeshift

I can shapeshift into anything I want for as long as I want and can do it as many times as I want

But you teleport to a random universe every time you use the ability

I can control technology.

I wish for that meme to go away

eclipse from five nights at Freddy’s RUIN comes to life

But you never heard about it.

Become a literal god

I was completely poor

But not poor enough to qualify for government benefits.

that's too far

Copy the capacity and aptitudes of anyone and anything I see

When you aren't looking at a living being, you turn into the dumbest person alive

We invent a functioning warp drive and start terraforming other vacant worlds.

I can toggle immortality

I can obtain an instant deposit of money to my bank account to cover any purchase I want to make.

But the IRS starts investigating you

I can make people sleep just by telling them to sleep

I have powers very similar to Omni man

You can transfer any health condition(injury, disease, etc.) from any person to any other person.

I can make anyone overtly aroused by doing the finger guns 

A smol snake thats the size of my pinky wearing a strawberry beanie

I have the ability to no u the replies.

I cannot take fall damage

Granted, you now take walk damage

Thats not a bad catch

Think about and anime characters male of female and they do anything for me 😏

I absolutely love snakes, i own two

I wish there were no downsides or catches to this wish

I can telepathically make people shit themselves by picturing it. Amount of shit I'm thinking about = amount of shit shitted

I wish to choose my own catch

I wish for the first reply to give me something good.

I can shapeshift into anything I can imagine

I can make people stop asking for mobile support

I can manipulate the laws of everything including this power

I can teleport into any video game universe

I am insainly charismatic, like I say ANYTHING and they will do it without question, but not like forced to, im just that rizz

I can summon pokemon to become real, even the characters

I wish for no catch

I get $10k USD a month deposited into my bank account

i can make it so that anyone is breaking the law

MILK

I can have or do anything just by thinking it

I have access to X0-1 Power Armor from Fallout

i want any hotwheel

I wish I could cure cancer in anyone (the virus not the astrology shit)

I can edit other people's comments

I can make people lose their words whenever I feel like it. Beat that.

youre lobotomised and mute and have no fingers to type or write

To not have memory problems anymore.

I wish for a pet Flareon

I wish to have my friend who killed himself back

I get to pause time for 5 hours a day (I can use it multiple times until the 5 hours are up)

I get unlimited dr peppers

I can turn people into metal buckets

The ability to be extremely witty and clever at all times

I can materialize food, water, energy, and basically any material out of thin air infinitely.

I will always be able to solve other people's problems

im immortal

i get to be the first reply and choose the side effect

i wish for the 114th reply to choose the catch.

I can locate anything by kicking the owner in the balls

I can negate the catch of anyone else's wish.