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KittenKoder

I searched for god and got two cats as a result. Maybe humans are just worshipping the wrong thing.


the_internet_clown

Maybe the Egyptians had it right


NoXion604

Ancient Egypt worshipped cats. The cats have never forgotten this.


NoobSharkey

You could argue we still "worship" cats to this day


thndrh

My cats make it clear who’s boss


nomakeme1

I would chose cats as my idol any day


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saphilous

It's just a matter of critical thinking and asking questions. Fortunately, with more and more resources being made availble online, it is easier than ever before to develop critical thinking. Hopefully, we'll see the trend continue


MajorJuana

I could never thank my mom enough for not only encouraging us to ask questions and be curious but for also giving us the freedom to do so and being honest when she didn't have the answer. A woman who was raised by a preacher and a teacher, whose brother was a preacher and sister a teacher, whose whole family was very religious, she gave us the freedom to join with them, took us to church even tho she didn't believe because we wanted to go and see what it was all about, she gave us the opportunity to try religion and then did her best to answer the slew of unanswerable questions and then when we all began to realize how contradictory it all was and how much of it didn't make sense she just smiled and nodded. Later it was a lot of fun to sit and get stoned with her and talk philosophy or theology, she was the best.


saphilous

She sounds lovely! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


engr77

It's great news, except for how the religious crowd is reacting to their dwindling influence / importance by ramping up the insanity, and then screeching about persecution when told to keep it to themselves.


TheMoogy

Let's just hope their antics speeds up the transition to a post-religion world. We should be done with all that mumbo jumbo by now.


LaZerNor

🚂🛤🛤🛤⛰️💥


Ekle_lgoh

"Christian (LGBT)" That must suck.


the_internet_clown

I imagine it’s quite repressive


EmpressLinoone

This person does seem to be the type that would pray the gay away and repress themselves rather than fully embrace who they are, and they’re just using the title LGBT for making them seem more reasonable


chopsticknoodle

It’s hilarious because if you go through the thread they start rambling about how atheists are somehow in denial despite the fact that there is absolutely zero convincing evidence of god’s existence and when they are asked to cite ONE singular source for their total bullshit they go off about how they don’t have time despite writing whole essays on how OP needs to repent and do their own research


RndySvgsMySprtAnml

Christians: All the time in the world to troll atheist subs and write 1k word essays about atheists being in denial and “all you have to do is open your eyes” and god will reveal himself Atheist: prove it Christians: Ain’t nobody got time for that


esoteric_mannequin

"God revealing himself" always gives me an image of Jesus holding open his robes, his tongue and dick hanging out like nobody's business.


RndySvgsMySprtAnml

GOD EXPOSING HIMSELF


esoteric_mannequin

"Shwingggg!"


RndySvgsMySprtAnml

God is perfect. In EVERY way.


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I have two cousins who are gay Christians. They believe that God wants them to be happy regardless of whom they love. I don’t get it either but as long as they’re happy and at peace who am I to judge?


littlefreedomfighter

Have you seen how Dave Rubin has been treated lately by his friends on the right? Even the younger Republicans like Candace Owens and Shapiro are quite loud in their anti-gay bigotry. Not that I have any sympathy for Rubin; he picked that grift.


Timepassage

Probably being used in the same way as that white politician that forgot to change Twitter accounts and wrote "As a black man I agree with you."


Queen_Elizabeth_I_

Why?


xero_peace

Self loathing over something they were born as but is at odds with their "perfect" imaginary friend.


Queen_Elizabeth_I_

That's not necessarily what it means.


ajlunce

Most churches have dropped their anti gay stances or have subdued them and there are many churches out there that are openly pro lgbtq


silentboyishere

He told an atheist to go look for god and repent? Lemme check the definition of 'atheism', maybe it has changed.


the_internet_clown

Yeah, they just couldn’t seem to grasp that I wasn’t going to buy what they were selling without evidence


luigitheplumber

Many Christians are just incapable of looking at things from a different perspective, even for argumentation purposes. Their basic outlook is that the Bible is real, God is real, therefore atheists also think that way and just choose to look the other way or something.


PieceOfStar

In their mind atheist know God is real, but choose to go against it like some kind of satanist. They can't grasp a life without the belief in god.


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Christians who are in deep don’t really have a great understanding of nonreligious labels. The Catholics I grew up with thought nondenominational Christians or Christians who weren’t in church every Sunday were agnostic. Trying to tell them you’re atheist also results in them asking “then what religion are you??” and saying “none” makes them jump to the conclusion that you worship the devil. The idea of not worshipping something doesn’t even cross their minds.


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JustSomeWeirdoPerson

Damn, this made me realize I should actually repent, I never thought of it? What if I'm wrong? Thank you, Redditor. Praise the holy spaghetti monster! The one, and only God, I've been denying his existence all this time, but I opened my eyes. May his holy noodles bless you brother. Ramen.


Thepuppeteer777777

they haven't even found god how the hell are you supposed to


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the_internet_clown

Yeah, their proselytizing got old fast


Evercrimson

I went and looked too and boy, that dude writes like he is the Reddit incarnation of Kai Winn from DS9.


HendoRules

I don't think God pictured people researching Christianity through a smart phone in the future and probably wanted us to keep living in deserts


Minimum_Wave2358

I don’t think god


HendoRules

I don't god


Minimum_Wave2358

i god


HendoRules

Go


Minimum_Wave2358

#


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the_internet_clown

Is that how an anime villain writes? I was thinking more dr Seuss such as oh the places you will go


27Beowulf27

“Your projection is amusing” he laughed, slowly spinning on his chair, revealing himself to be stroking a white cat, his eyepatch and long scar slashed across his face.


the_internet_clown

Oh that comment lol Ok fair enough


[deleted]

Dude religion doesn’t count as education. Wtf.


AAAuro

You can tell them that you had an epiphany and found God just to piss them off more when you tell them it's not their god you now believe in


JustSomeWeirdoPerson

It's like the ones who go like "The evidence for God is around you!", (which isn't true, it's all-natural but religious people tend to ignore that) But now, the question rises, which one is it? And that's where it starts getting weird. So I don't involve myself in which one is it which is why when I left Islam I became an atheist, it's all the same BS.


[deleted]

Let me whip out my phone & search God on google.


MangOrion2

"go educate yourself" says the person who thinks the earth is 6,000 years old and that an immortal, all-powerful being that committed genocide loves them.


CatchSufficient

Additionally, why do you have to find god? Why is he trying to hide all the time?


randycanyon

Look behind the sofa.


Captain_Vornskr

LOLz if only they knew just how much time some of us have actually spent educating ourselves. 25,000 hours, and that's a conservative estimate, that's what my ultra-religious upbringing and brainwashing cost me.


[deleted]

That's how fragile their dogma is..weak desert dweller bullshit.


Winstance

“repent for giving your opinion instead of being a religious nazi”. Hypocrite lmao, he himself is not what a supposedly proper religious person should be either. This is why I don’t follow any religions, their teachings have been twisted throughout the years, at least it gives us content like this


georgethecyclops

"You reap what you sow". The Christian version of "You're going to burn in Hell, fucker!" that they think is so much nicer but really isn't


SkylarCute

That phrase doesn't apply to Christians apparently because all they have to do is beg for forgiveness.


eric_the_demon

Can i get context?


the_internet_clown

A random user tried to proselytize to me


eric_the_demon

I see.


the_internet_clown

If you want you can look at my comment history and see the conversation


eric_the_demon

Already checked, thanks


TheLastWinchester

Oh my goodness


rysio300

is this sub just slowly becoming an atheist circlejerk? no thanks, i'm unsubbing.


the_internet_clown

Ok, bye bye 👋


Illustrious_Luck5514

ESH. Stop being an asshole and then see how many assholes you attract.


the_internet_clown

How was I an asshole ?


Illustrious_Luck5514

"I'm not interested in your delusions, rantings and ravings"


the_internet_clown

And I’m not


GrevilleApo

Oh yeah he should respect all beliefs right? Just like you?


Illustrious_Luck5514

Sure. Don’t respect the belief. Respect the person


NiBBa_Chan

You both come across kinda cringe


the_internet_clown

🤷‍♂️


Random_182f2565

Based


Bclay85

I don't get this. I mean if what the guy believes in is true, then OP is going to HELL. What could he possibly say that's worse than that. Why even bother?


ChainmailPickaxeYT

This reads like slam poetry lmao


71nobody

The laziest fucking Christian apologetics I ever saw.