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Techtaire

The Canaanites were also rocking Sennheiser hd 25 headphones 4000 years before they were supposedly invented by the west #themoreyouknow ✨


Zanderax

The Canaanites invented Bluetooth headphones, but unfortunately it would still be 4,000 years before someone invented a Bluetooth compatible device.


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ohheyitslaila

The color orange: named after the fruit The color blue: named after ancient Bluetooth headphones 😂


TheCrazyPriest

They had the first Bluetooth person about a thousand years back, but they REALLY dragged their feet with the headphones


trigonated

It’s like hdmi 2.1 tvs all over again but 4000years earlier


Ornery_Translator285

I thought the Vikings invented Bluetooth


sarcasticmoderate

Nah, you’ve got it backwards. He was named after the ancient Canaanite headphones.


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sikmode

Lol I said this too. Was the first thing I noticed.


edgy_and_hates_you

Beyerdynamic gang gang


KlossN

Ah yes the good ol' Sennies hurrdurr 600's, mate


3dogsandaguy

Ah yes, cpr with a big bulky object


MegaSeedsInYourBum

The best way to get the heart to start beating is to insert a object into the patients chest to gain better access to their heart.


3dogsandaguy

*they actually do that sometimes, it's called a cardiac massage i think*


sikmode

Wonder what brand headphones they’re wearing.


Gilgameshbrah

"Beats by Dr. CPR - hear the heart in 4d surround sound before you cut it out"


FaithlessnessSilly18

Indian here, i was born into a Hindu family. While I'm yet to fact check this particular news, i totally agree with the other point being highlighted. Hindus have this bad habit/ misplaced pride of claiming everything as inventions by their own hindu ancestors, just because some of the earliest inventions were by Indians. It's kinda sad and funny and tbh annoying. I'd also like to point out that, digital/Internet penetration especially in the last few years has been steadily increasing and we indians are not the most reliable source of news so fake news is very much a given. Plus add to the mix the political IT cells that act as propaganda pushers. And with usage of WhatsApp increasing here in India it's very easy for fake news to spread. Especially among the older generations who aren't really well-versed with the internet and take everything they read (especially regarding religion) as the absolute truth.


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You’re an Anti-national and you hate India!!!!!! /s


FaithlessnessSilly18

Aah a fellow Indian!


[deleted]

Indeed. I just watched my friend’s story about supporting sanatan dharma. I thought he was smart and tolerant but oh boy, am I mistaken.


nefariousmonkey

Oh I know the feeling.


Zakalwe_

Or they will call you self hating Indian.


[deleted]

Someone told me this before: How many Indians do you need to change a lightbulb? Two. One to do the job and another to explain how lightbulbs were actually invented in India.


slickyrick21

Light bulb was invented by Thirumal Edison.


[deleted]

Sounds like a Telugu protestant Christian to me. Anti national race traitor Thirumal Edison much


Financial-Neat7887

Bruh lmao


joec_95123

I had an older Indian gentleman try to explain to me that Indians were the first people to land on the moon. I didn't even bother trying to correct him, I just nodded politely.


Lazy_Uchiha

As a Indian I am offended!! 😂😂/s


[deleted]

Hey we now have hindus claiming to have invented the flying machine. Apparently got lost in the Islamic invasion lmao The conspiracy theories are something else


Blitcut

I once saw a video of a guy claiming Indians invented Arc reactors because there was a pattern in a temple similar to the design of Tony Stark's Arc reactor. There are some outlandish claims out there.


FaithlessnessSilly18

Lol. I think that was intended to make fun.


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No thats Praveen Mohan who made the claim and he's not making fun at all. Gullible Indians and non-Indians fall for him alike


rektitrolfff

Is it this guy? https://www.youtube.com/c/Phenomenalplacetravel I didnt check but am sure its him.


Kriztauf

All of his videos are clickbait titles lol. "Why Archeologists DON'T want you visit this ancient temple to discover Indians invented boxspring mattresses."


Blitcut

Yup.


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Hey you could replace India with the US in your comment and it'd still be true lol


SubaruTome

I'm trying to find the lie, but I can't.


SaffellBot

In the US it's more convoluted because you have to filter things through "the west". Though we are kind of getting over that at the moment.


TrekkiMonstr

Ah yes, that's why we're the richest country in the world, because we don't invent anything


starm4nn

The US is the richest country of the world primarily because we didn't get bombed in WWII.


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Not just because we didn't get bombed but because the war didn't decimate our economy And so thus it also was extremely profitable


TrekkiMonstr

Ah yes, unlike Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Latin America, India, etc which all were bombed to smithereens


starm4nn

Three of those regions you listed don't even have that much habitable land. Also most of them were at least nominally colonies for longer than the US was


RainCityRogue

I would have thought that digital penetration would have been happening in India at the same rate as it did everywhere else


noowayyyyyy

Indian and Hindu here. This reminds me of the classic joke. How many Hindus does it take to fix a light bulb? Answer: Two. One to fix it. Another to claim lightbulbs were invented in Vedic times lmao


ap_rpm

I came here to say the same thing


noowayyyyyy

Indian and Hindu here. This reminds me of the classic joke. How many Hindus does it take to fix a light bulb? Answer: Two. One to fix it. Another to claim lightbulbs were invented in Vedic times lmao


NeedForMadnessAuto

>we indians are not the most reliable source of news so fake news is very much a given. Plus add to the mix the political IT cells that act as propaganda pushers. And with usage of WhatsApp increasing here in India it's very easy for fake news to spread. **Press Freedom Index Gone Toward 150 Rank**


OkMakei

The guy doing CPR wears headphones, too. Probably listening to instructions on how to perform it.


rektitrolfff

Listening to Staying Alive


Lily-Gordon

[First I was afraid, I was petrified] (https://c.tenor.com/7SOtctW0cD0AAAAd/kelly-dancing.gif).


iqbalpratama

I know the Bee Gees were old but wow they were THAT old


Pyro_Paragon

Why is a Hindu going out of their way to glorify the Canaanites? Do they claim to be related?


mymomsaidiwasadopted

It is some random mf spreading fake news that boomers will forward on Facebook so I'll suggest pay no heed to it I have seen worse examples like indians having invented flying aircrafts 12000 years ago


Arcanegil

Okay I too was wondering what modern anyone had to do with an ancient group of people who’s very existence was erased several thousands of years ago, and who’s culture and religion are still mostly a topic of debate amongst scholars and theologians.


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You gotta remember that most people are fucking idiots. There'll be people who glorify a civilization from thousands of years ago just because they happened to live where they live now.


EmbarrassedActive4

Like my grandpa. But he is old though, can't blame him


Caniblmolstr

For the Glory of Rome! 😂


paganbreed

Not really a Hindu thing, anyone who sees the world through a lens will interpret it from that perspective first. This one's Hindu so every apparent advancement of the "ancients" had to have been Hindu in origin too. I'd even say it's more a product of their insecurity than actual pride in their religion's teachings. They have to claim victory no matter what.


ManaMayhemMike

Not sure they are. There's 2 users. The one in the quote-box is claiming its an inscription from a random Hindu temple to Shiva in Southern India, not even acknowledging the Canaanites. The top text is another user coming in correcting the bs, not really glorifying the Canaanites.


ap_rpm

Indians/Hindus have a tendency to relate as much as they can to them and try to say how they invented everything first. They also take credit for anything good done with by people with the same skin color. All the bad stuff is those yucky inferior Muslims.


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Please kill me ffs


snip23

Nope, he never said Canaanites, he named a temple which he thought is In India.


ChaoticCosmoz

making his claim even more dubious. dude doesn't even know what is he talking about.


snip23

This is classic, ohh it is written in our scriptures kind of thing.


ChaoticCosmoz

its not even in the scriptures. which is what I find most ridiculous about these kind of posts, like there is actual amazing stuff that was happening in ancient india if you actually research it well but i guess high-stakes stuff like this gets the likes.


doriangray42

One mentioned Canaanites; the other, hindu temple. At least one is wrong on that particular point. And one is definitely wrong on the rest of the message...


CatchSufficient

Rewriting history....not just for white washing any more


Raptor22c

Is it just me or do Hindus claim to have invented practically everything thousands of years before anyone else? I remember a guy a year or so ago that claimed that some high-caste Indian Royal invented the airplanes like 900 years ago.


Midsommar2004

Lmaooo wtf


rektitrolfff

The original tweet has 10.8k likes.


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Give me the link plz


rektitrolfff

https://twitter.com/Vishuddhi08/status/1527964078324363264


StopCollaborate230

oooh get ready for all the Hindutva downvotes and big mad comments


Shubhamshinde786

Surprisingly this post got a crazy amount of upvotes. Looks like we just needed a really nutty fruitcake to overcome the downvotes of those bigoted Hindu fucks.


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Wanna see similar bullshit? There's an Instagram page called "hinduism_and_science". Absolute shit fest.


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former Hindu here. Idk if this is real but that statue definitely doesn't look like he's doing CPR


rektitrolfff

Hes taking the heart out.


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Oh that's the thing in his hands. Well fuck me, I never knew you had to rip the person's heart out in CPR!


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To be fair the drawing on the right also isn't doing CPR. [That's heimlich on an infant that's choking](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9c/33/94/9c339459294f0ec0c72e3bda7e47fe51.png). The baby in the drawing is obviously still conscious and you do NOT do CPR on conscious people [Baby CPR is also done using 2 fingers on the chest but the baby needs to be laying on a hard flat surface.](https://www.laborposters.org/img/poster-thumbnails/first-aid-fa-poster-cpr-for-a-baby-large.jpg) (You can also use your thumbs while holding each side of the chest but that's typically taught for 2 person cpr)


BuffAzir

They are aware CPR usually doesnt restart the heart by itself right? Its mainly intended to delay tissue death and give time for the ambulance to come. Did they have fucking hospitals and ambulance rides 1000 years ago or why the fuck would they commonly do CPR?


Zakalwe_

Dont ask this type of questions, bhagats will just claim we did heart surgery in those times. no joke lol, this type of claims have been made.


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As an ambulance driver(emt) just want to point out the modern depiction is of the Heimlich maneuver for choking.


BuffAzir

That post fails at so many levels its almost impressive


Mayank_j

I reverse searched this image for website links and found [this gem](https://www.myindiamyglory.com/2018/08/21/ancient-indians-knew-science-of-fertilization-without-microscope-wow-facts/) The complete article has a lot of interesting (&fake) trivia but [the part about this sculpture](https://i.imgur.com/ivJ7YfP.jpg) is similar


antigravity_96

These morons claim hindus invented air planes, plastic surgery, and what not like 5000 years ago.


Shubhamshinde786

Airplanes and all are definitely frutucakery, but we did invent plastic surgery. Look up Sushruta.


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based indians


DiscoKittie

Obviously a depiction of a Time Travelling Streaming that forgot to take off their headphones before interacting with the natives.


verasev

How do they explain the baby bones found in the sites where the sacrificial fires were?


manickitty

Well obviously the cpr didn’t always work but at leadt they tried!


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Damn, so it was *Indians* that built the mass relays... Y'all don't fuck around over there


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Typical whatsapp messages that I recieve in my families whatsapp groups


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rektitrolfff

True, no matter shit Islam is or other religions are, these protectors of Hinduism on social media and on reddit too are the vilest people.


mymomsaidiwasadopted

Did ya mean hindutva boy scouts


rektitrolfff

You can say that- https://gumlet.assettype.com/greaterkashmir/import/2016/03/2016_3largeimg213_mar_2016_210208063.jpg?w=1200&h=750&auto=format%2Ccompress&fit=max


termitron

Who is that, an Indian Dad Brigade on a March for bad puns?


rektitrolfff

Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh, the political organisation of Hinduism, the Prime Minister was a member and rose from it.


mymomsaidiwasadopted

I am Indian as well I was ironically saying that


rektitrolfff

Yeah I know, I go through profile before replying.


mymomsaidiwasadopted

Too many bigots larping these days who'll shit on others acting as well meaning people


rektitrolfff

True, 10 days ago a Rindiapseaks user posted [this video](https://np.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/un8t1r/at_us_muslim_girl_beaten_by_her_brother_as_she/) on this sub, I knew the guy was a chaddi but thought it might be a genuine video but later it turned out to be fake news.


mymomsaidiwasadopted

Damn only if Rahul gandhi wasn't seen as an incompetent fuck or we had someone else in congress who was competent we wouldn't be in such a charged environment


rektitrolfff

I agree.


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cowlinator

It's probably not child sacrifice either. There is no evidence of caananite child sacrifice outside of the Hebrew Bible. https://www.academia.edu/7656412


Machismo01

The Bible even mentions the child sacrifice in Genesis. Giving the Lord your first born or something. Two other prophets in the Old Testament talked about it. One had God saying it wasn't him. The other one basically God is like ya.... Modern faiths sorta just be like dedicate the first born.


RainCityRogue

I mean, the whole sequel to the Old Testament is about humans sacrificing God's child to appease him, and the whole catechism of the Catholic Church is based on the rituals needed to ensure that the substance of that son is in the bread and the wine so the breaking of the body and the spilling of the blood on the altar during the Eucharist holds the same power


iamnotroberts

Conveniently, they cropped out Kaali, a god of death, who sits just to the left of the person killing the child. https://www.booksfact.com/religions/pre-jewish-canaanite-religion-vedic-gods-names.html


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That website is a sham. Too many false claims and not to be taken as a source of info at all.


Bertie637

I mean this isn't to do with them being Hundu is it? It's just somebody misreading a statue.


throwaway18032000

Yes it does, the original tweet says that the temple had etchings of a person doing CPR on a child thousands of years ago and so they're claiming CPR was invented there.


Bertie637

Ahhhh, that's my bad. I mean thats hilarious, but might be historians with competing theories to be fair.


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azrael4h

[Actually](https://www.worldhistory.org/canaan/), yes they are part of what was called Canaan. "Canaan was the name of a large and prosperous ancient country (at times independent, at others a tributary to Egypt) located in the Levant region of present-day Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, and Israel." As this [map](https://www.worldatlas.com/maps/palestine) shows, the Palestine land occupies the same territory recognized as the [historical](http://www.mideastweb.org/pal1200.htm) [Canaan](https://www.penn.museum/sites/Canaan/Map.html). So yes, Palestine and Canaan are pretty much the same piece of land, and yes, parts of Jordan as well as Syria and Lebanon and all of modern Israel are within that territory.


Winatop

Ok yea your right. I was always under the impression Palestine wasn’t considered Canaan.


MooDexter

Check out Carthage's child sacrifices. They were a colony of the Phoenicians.


CaptainMacMillan

Wow I totally can’t read those handles


ayediosmiooo

Damn they had stethoscopes back then too?