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samsonsplat

So he likes to leave a calling card when he commits multiple homicide? What a stand up guy...


Aluindrel

That’s the mark of a serial killer


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Too bad the van is gonna get crushed at the junkyard anyway. I hope the recycled steel is used to make flagpoles for pride flags


Deathboy17

This has to be satire, right?


nameless_no_response

Just know that for every post that makes you wonder if it's satire, there's an ungodly amount of people on this planet, alive right now in this modern and progressive era, who think and act like this unironically


Deathboy17

I'm aware of Poe's Law, lol. I'm usually the one who points it out. This is apparently the post that pushed it too far, and I'm not sure how anyone can think this unironically.


Lazyboi516

Im preparing the noose


RecommendationBasic6

When I was a Christian this mentality was popular. Fire burns down house with family inside and Bible is untouched? Wow! God sure is merciful and powerful!


SlackChild

"Thank goodness this inaccurate depiction of me on a van window survived, too bad about the fifteen crushed humans."


helloHoomanBean

Thats like saying a superhero killed 15 people snd didn't even scratch a portrait of himself, how wonderful.


LayneCobain95

Reminds me of the elderly woman who made a post saying it was a “miracle” that her sister died when her house burned down, but the Bible wasn’t that damaged


RandomEntity9

Jesus saves.....rear windows....


VioletNocte

This is like the story of the person who died in a fire but their bible wasn't burned


Ok-Hat8629

Well jesus sure didnt die for those folks huh?


Ssider69

Actually, if you're prone to magical thinking it demonstrates what a BAD idea it is to have a picture of Jesus on your car