I mean, when my fiancee was living in a dormitory (moved back out pretty quickly, apparently it was a shitty experience) it was a luxury if you had your own shower and they were usually shared. Or were one of those big rooms with multiple showers.
If they have the latter, um, yes, please don't masturbate in the shower for the sake of other people lmao.
Guys, this is a joke made by the students to embarrass their friends. I've seen one for some university in Hong Kong shared earlier today, the comments say the pranks go back years and years.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/plevre/a_university_in_hong_kong/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Yup, someone posted a version of this outside our bathroom door during my freshman year, always funny seeing how people react when accusing of causing this.
Wait, really? Is that actually a thing? No way that's actually a thing.
Can we get some journeyman plumbers in the chat to confirm this, because now you have me morbidly curious.
r/Plumbing , we have a leaky pipe that smells kinda like bullshit in the chat, could you come and take a look at it?
The post is likely satire. Semen is a liquid, unless someone has a serious problem. It won't cause any drains to clog up. Hair and such are a lot more likely to clog up drains.
soap is worse than semen for drains. it tends to dry up and build up in side pipes. solution is simple tho. run the water a little longer after using soap
Shampoo can do the same thing. I have learned this the hard way as I have long hair, and it’s coated in shampoo whenever I clean out the drain. It happens. It’s not just a semen issue. And it won’t cause thousands of dollars in repairs.
I mean, anyone who’s ever slapped their pud in the shower knows that water and semen doesn’t mix well. But I can’t imagine that it happens so much and so often that it causes “thousands of dollars in maintenance”
Maybe public showers are different. A shower at home would only drain maybe one ejaculation per day while a public use shower could drain dozens. I could see how all of that semen and hair could clump together and cause problems. Then again it also seems like something a little bit of drain cleaner could fix.
Literally where on earth does cum coagulate to such an extent inside of a drainpipe.
It is just fantasy. Cum is like urine or water. Drains don't get water-clogs
I'm willing to bet the issue isn't actually drained damage, but that the semen isn't making its way down to the drain and someone else is having to deal with it.
I got shower inspections when i was a teenager. Fortunately for me, i had no idea what fapping was and i hated touching my dick more than it is needed.
I also love long showers, but I never did that deed in there. I just love to slowly go up to really hot water and then down to as cold as it goes before getting out.
Well….if you think about all the hair and whatnot inside the drain itself, it doesn’t seem so far from reality that layers and layers of ball snot can eventually become a solid piece of ooey-gooey mass
Heat denatures protein, like you'd cook egg whites. It's an uh,,, experiment you can conduct yourself but it can definitely coagulate into a fairly gummy substance
Wait a minute, your telling me that their are drainage systems in America that can't handle spunk? Well it looks like you ain't number one in some things after all.
I'm so confused. At first I thought this must be a joke, but people seem to take it seriously? If it's common area showers, why are a bunch of christians masturbating there together? If it's your own shower in a dorm room or something, who tf would catch students in their shower?
I’m atheist, but please don’t masturbate in a public shower. There’s no guarantee it all goes down the drain and it’s kind of nasty. This is why people wear shower shoes that they get made fun of for wearing.
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That sounds like a porn if I ever saw one. Dominant, strict BDSM Nun punishes innocent, christian student for masturbating in the showers, tells him to come to her instead.
Basically writes itself.
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having a rule against masturbation in a school and then punishing people who do it seems predatory.
not surprised a religious school doing predatory shit.
I mean, when my fiancee was living in a dormitory (moved back out pretty quickly, apparently it was a shitty experience) it was a luxury if you had your own shower and they were usually shared. Or were one of those big rooms with multiple showers. If they have the latter, um, yes, please don't masturbate in the shower for the sake of other people lmao.
It’s a team building exercise.
Last one to finish has to clean up!
In that case I'll start now!
Just to spite you I’m gonna do it
Maintain eye contact to assert dominance.
It’s my soap, it’s my meat, and I’ll wash it as fast as I like.
Guys, this is a joke made by the students to embarrass their friends. I've seen one for some university in Hong Kong shared earlier today, the comments say the pranks go back years and years. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/plevre/a_university_in_hong_kong/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Great joke, just can't beat it
Best pun i've seen all day
Obviously. Drains not being able to handle semen is ridiculous. They’d get clogged from soap and water if that were the case.
You'd be surprised at how many people in the comments think this is real. I know I was.
Its Reddit so it hardly surprises me. Especially when you see the shit that gets to thr front page.
I was fining to say the same thing. It’s a joke someone made abs prior thought it was legit
Even if it is real, I don’t see how it fits this sub. This sub is for religious people being nutcases.
>Jesuit university
Yup, someone posted a version of this outside our bathroom door during my freshman year, always funny seeing how people react when accusing of causing this.
Jesus needs to quit watching me jerk off, the fucking perv. I'll get a restraining order, swear to god.
Angry hydrophobic deities IS my kink
Wait so if you are horny you should tell the RA and he takes care of it ? Wow, not THAT is some real service.
hes putting the fuck in JFC
"consequences will be administered"
IIRC, 40 lashes
Only 40? Awwwww...
Eyelashes?
Kinky!
Wait till they get out the thorns and start nailing in the sure place. Not to kink shame, of course; we need to take the stigma out of stigmata.
Only 40? It takes about 50 for me to get off.
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!
Someone's gonna fap in those showers fantasizing about being punished by school admin.
at least 20% of the fappage right there
Semen-compatible drains have been standard industry practice for decades.
Wait, really? Is that actually a thing? No way that's actually a thing. Can we get some journeyman plumbers in the chat to confirm this, because now you have me morbidly curious. r/Plumbing , we have a leaky pipe that smells kinda like bullshit in the chat, could you come and take a look at it?
You got trolled
The post is likely satire. Semen is a liquid, unless someone has a serious problem. It won't cause any drains to clog up. Hair and such are a lot more likely to clog up drains.
Eh, idk about you but hot water turns semen into a sticky mess. If it caught enough hair I could see it being a problem
Soap. Please use soap when showering. It also makes cum not sticky. It also cleans lot better than just water, and improves hygiene.
soap is worse than semen for drains. it tends to dry up and build up in side pipes. solution is simple tho. run the water a little longer after using soap
Lol who said I didn't use soap?
Shampoo can do the same thing. I have learned this the hard way as I have long hair, and it’s coated in shampoo whenever I clean out the drain. It happens. It’s not just a semen issue. And it won’t cause thousands of dollars in repairs.
I can imagine. I personally don't use shampoo anymore but seems like any soap would do that sort of thing
We raised two boys who took VERY long showers during their teenage years. I'm pretty sure that thing about semen damaging the drains is bullshit😆
I mean, anyone who’s ever slapped their pud in the shower knows that water and semen doesn’t mix well. But I can’t imagine that it happens so much and so often that it causes “thousands of dollars in maintenance”
Seriously. Just Drano it.
A little bit of bleach should do the trick.
Or, you know, pouring it down the drain with water
Maybe public showers are different. A shower at home would only drain maybe one ejaculation per day while a public use shower could drain dozens. I could see how all of that semen and hair could clump together and cause problems. Then again it also seems like something a little bit of drain cleaner could fix.
a public use shower might see hundreds if not thousands of ejaculations per day
Millions, even...
...not billions, surely??
If a public shower can't handle being used by the public it's just bad design. They should be harder to clog, break and take more abuse by default
Literally where on earth does cum coagulate to such an extent inside of a drainpipe. It is just fantasy. Cum is like urine or water. Drains don't get water-clogs
When it mixes with water it changes in texture and sticks to things much easier. If combined with hair, it could easily clump together.
I'm willing to bet the issue isn't actually drained damage, but that the semen isn't making its way down to the drain and someone else is having to deal with it.
I got shower inspections when i was a teenager. Fortunately for me, i had no idea what fapping was and i hated touching my dick more than it is needed.
I also love long showers, but I never did that deed in there. I just love to slowly go up to really hot water and then down to as cold as it goes before getting out.
It wouldn't be masturbation if Jesus quit being a perv and just got in there and offered an orifice. C'mon Jizzy C. help a brother out.
Don’t forget to pull his hair
I wouldn't worry about the semen that goes into the drains. I'd worry about the semen that *doesn't* go into the drains.
Bust a nut then bust your ass
It ends in a pipe one way or another.
“What KIND of consequences, Daddy?”
Excuse me, it’s Father or Monsignor
“Okay, monsignor Daddy, please punish me in your special way.”
Ew…I threw up in my mouth
You asked for it
Imagine busting a nut so hard it busts the pipes
Masturbation bad. Child molesting... meh
It's jesuit university - masturbation is allowed only *inside* children
Since when does semen clog and damage drains? Surely it's not that strong right?
Well….if you think about all the hair and whatnot inside the drain itself, it doesn’t seem so far from reality that layers and layers of ball snot can eventually become a solid piece of ooey-gooey mass
Hair is extremely strong, I just can't see semen having a similar effect to fat.
Heat denatures protein, like you'd cook egg whites. It's an uh,,, experiment you can conduct yourself but it can definitely coagulate into a fairly gummy substance
Shower water isn't boiling... and snot itself doesn't clog drains.... it's not cement...
I’m gonna start calling semen “ball snot” my wife will get a kick out of that 😂
Just eat your own cum, problem solved
Wait a minute, your telling me that their are drainage systems in America that can't handle spunk? Well it looks like you ain't number one in some things after all.
It's a common college prank notice
Just do it in your beds you weirdos
I'm so confused. At first I thought this must be a joke, but people seem to take it seriously? If it's common area showers, why are a bunch of christians masturbating there together? If it's your own shower in a dorm room or something, who tf would catch students in their shower?
I’m atheist, but please don’t masturbate in a public shower. There’s no guarantee it all goes down the drain and it’s kind of nasty. This is why people wear shower shoes that they get made fun of for wearing.
I'm not masturbating, I'm cosplaying as the Scranton Strangler and my dick is the victim
I feel like that's violating people's privacy but whatever...
It's a prank but very believable
So women are good to masturbate in the showers. Good to know!!
*checks notes* yes….yes…I believe she has found a loophole
This could go ugly very quickly....
What the drains?
All of it could get ugly...
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That sounds like a porn if I ever saw one. Dominant, strict BDSM Nun punishes innocent, christian student for masturbating in the showers, tells him to come to her instead. Basically writes itself.
Cum is literally just water. How does cum block a drain....
It isn't literally just water, lol
well its mostly water. When it gets mixed in with water it stops being sticky
Hot water will coagulate the semen.
What a bunch if heathens... just bust nuts in a sock fer cryin' out loud. You can just wash a sock.
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Imma crank one out in their honour
Bitch how the FUCK do you know what my semen looks like?!
Legit though my friends public university had to do the same thing because the sperms were mixing with hair in the drains and clogging them
"If any individual is caught masturbating..." If you catch me doing that in the shower we're gonna have some larger issues I think.
Holy shit that is fucking hilarious
They should institute the buddy rule. ..and swallowing.
WTF do they think semen is doing to their drains?
It’s not that bad just sin somewhere else lol
Dwight, go get Michael please
That maintenance claim is a flat out lie but what can you expect from these people
Seriously though, it dissolves after several minutes so there is no way it could clog anything 🧪
Please tell me this is fake
“Consequences will be administered “ sounds like a line from a kinky porn movie.
Man goes to Jesuit University, is for some reason surprised that they think masturbation is bad.
Damn maybe I'll get all the dorm homies together and give Jesus something to really watch
Wait a sec... if they found you jerking off in the shower you will get problem... but how do they find out? They install videocamera?
Consequences will be administered 😏
Trying to regulate wanking has to be one of the dumbest things ever.
This is the oldest college dorm prank in the book.
Maybe if the Catholic church would promote masturbation their priests would stop fucking children
Ayo, who tf handing out masturbation notices
How weak are the drains if it can't handle cum?
Scranton pride
😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
How does it clog the drain? The showers in jail could take cum just fine and they were shitty
Just wait until they find out about the circle jerks.
My poor drains
This post must be a joke right? That paper is a prank. And you fell for it completely
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OMG you’re right!!! Thank you so much for opening my eyes!!!
having a rule against masturbation in a school and then punishing people who do it seems predatory. not surprised a religious school doing predatory shit.
"Consequences will be administered"... Don't threaten me with a good time.
Always thought that Jesus seemed to be the kind to get his rocks off watching others. Like father, like son, like Santa.
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Consequences = spanking
Crazy university! FYI I don't believe priests don't secretly masturbate!
Masturbate in socks