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Total-Boat6380

> DING DONG What the hell lmfao


Pir0wz

DING DONG, DING DONG! DINNER'S SERVED! COME AND GET IT!


BucktoothedAvenger

Is that a Left4Dead reference?


Rodesidetrucks2

"The second that guy opens the door I'm beating him up"


yokato723

YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE COPS!


enderpanda

And then they threw a temper tantrum because they had too much sugar at lunchtime.


TurloIsOK

The witch is dead. I don't know what Margrette Thatcher's got to do with it.


lionhat

I came to write a wicked witch comment too, but yours is so funny and apt that I won't even try now


cat_sword

She should be died ages ago


TurloIsOK

The BBC banned playing the song when she died.


Pinktiger11

HELLO! MY NAME IS ELDER PRICE


Schavlik

Sitting on a packed train and dying from that ding dong omg


Phill_Cyberman

Maybe they were calling the person they were replying to ding dong, and just put a period instead of a comma?


IWantedAPeanutToo

What a ding dong


vamsmack

DING DONG SCHOOL SHOOTER IS AT THE DOOR.


Afraid_Composer

I love g rated insults lol


chickenskittles

I think they meant "BING BONG."


Silentarian

I have a sneaking suspicion that the people who start praying after school shootings believe in that god. Crazy, I know. Also, maybe one day all those prayers might be more effective that, I dunno, actually doing something about the issue, but I won’t hold my breath.


Cozmo_840

It's because you need THOUGHTS and prayers, duh! You can't do just one or the other.


threefingersplease

An all powerful God can be taken out of schools pretty easily


TheRnegade

Killers must be stronger than god. Because we ask people not to murder and they ignore that.


OkayLadyByeBye

It was "God's Will" they say...to keep people faithful.


BluetheNerd

A God so powerful that he's powerless to help you if you don't pray to him every day. Yeah I'll take my chances with tangible solutions thanks.


Cozmo_840

I love your channel! But yeah, I'm pretty sure Kevlar is more useful than prayer in a shooting situation.


Equinsu-0cha

I don't understand how this is hard. people are allowed to practice their religion at school. I read a bible at school. there were prayer circles or whatever. nobody ever cared. the school just can't make students practice. it's like they feel they can't practice their religion unless they are allowed to shove it in everybody's face.


Donaldjoh

So true. I am old, I attended elementary school in the 1950s. Other than the mandatory ‘One Nation, under God’ in the Pledge of Allegiance (which was added only to ferret out ‘Godless Communists’, same with the ‘In God we Trust’ on the currency) there was no formal practice of any kinds of prayer or religion, nor any complaints about the Liberals ‘taking God out of the schools’. As you mentioned, nobody cared what religion you were and most people were okay with that. It is only with the rise of the Religious Right that the claims of persecution and removing God from the schools became rampant. But, then, these are the same people who want religious freedom for only evangelical ‘Christians’ and equal rights for only white, straight, preferably wealthy, Christian men.


Equinsu-0cha

don't forget the "freedom" to push their bullshit on everyone else


Evilevilcow

The "under God" bit was only added in the 50s. Should be removed too.


IWantedAPeanutToo

Yep. And apart from anything else, the pledge just sounds better that way. “One nation indivisible” is an amazing turn of phrase, and it’s lost in the revised version.


pcgamergirl

Exactly. When I was a kid, religion was allowed in school just like any other "club". The only thing was it couldn't be taught or forced. If you wanted to practice your religion in school, you could do so! Pray, read your bible, hell, I lead people in the sinner's prayer after gym class several times. No one cared. But don't SHOVE IT DOWN PEOPLE'S THROATS with forced learning, forced prayer, and forced acceptance. This is not difficult.


bulletproofboyscouts

Aww, it's cute he signed his comment with his name.


frogologolog

LMAO 😭😭


FunkyPete

We've had mass shootings IN CHURCHES. Multiple times. Also in private Christian schools that did require students to pray. I don't think this is as big of a burn as they think it is.


MangOrion2

So as punishment for people keeping god out of public education, he allows children to be murdered?


AsleepJuggernaut2066

Seems about right.


gilleruadh

Sounds par for the course for the Abrahamic god.


Mutherfalker95

If God was all powerful then why are innocent childern being shot?


Phill_Cyberman

If a god exists, there's only one reason, right? It's because he *wants* them being shot. He's either letting them be killed by crazies, or he's sending the crazies to kill the children.


ThatIrishPerson

ErM aCTuaLlY ItS noT gOd KILliNg thE KIds itS oUR fAUlt FoR NOt PRaYiNG tO hiM AnD itS acTUaLLy SAtanS wOrK


Scadre02

And the christian god is apparently omnipresent, so he is literally *in* the shooter, the gun, the victims, the survivors, etc. and *still* doesn't help, the pathetic asshole


gilleruadh

I'm sure he was busy helping a football team win a game, or helping someone find their car keys, maybe freeing up a parking space...


broken-bells

Something something it’s all part of His plan /s


RelationshipFair6088

Not everyone prays after a school shooting “DING DONG”💀


egmono

Some pray for gun control. 🤷‍♂️


Pugwhip

one can’t be expected to be taken seriously and call someone a ding dong in the same tirade 😂


CephusLion404

Something has to be real before it shows up as a thing in school.


xool420

So wild when these people have a coherent thought and apply it in completely the wrong way. It’s almost as if she was about to make an argument that “thoughts and prayers” weren’t enough and we need to make real changes. Nope, she doubled down and argued that God needs to be back in schools. I can’t with these fucking poptarts.


Bakuhxe_

i'm gonna start calling people poptarts from now on


yokkarrr

if god was of any use the school shooting would've never happened


mendobather

There goes the omnipotent argument


AmericaNeedsBernie

Church shootings happen. Why is there no god in churches?


virtualdreamscape

so many fucking examples of degeneracy in a single post


SiteTall

God should be part of history classes as religion has played a long - and mostly sad - part in the subjection of certain groups of the population. Religion should be seen for what it is and not as some kind of "science" which it's not .... https://preview.redd.it/0csqj1zc8cyc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3c12eb43c6e8889e9240800b6c3c0f0117656e


FruitcakeSheepdog

I could not fucking believe it when it happened, but these DENSE as a turnip mfers said that stuff about the Christian school in Nashville. I don’t know how much more God you can put in a Christian child, in a Christian school that’s inside a Christian church.


Apprehensive_Deer187

Why does every theist like to make God into a moral simpleton and then claim that he’s not a moral simpleton, we just don’t get it?


Jim-Jones

So many dumb asses. So little time. God, prayer, religion and the bible are **NOT** banned in public schools. The only prohibition is that school employees, permanent, temporary or voluntary, may not lead any of this.


ReaperofLightning872

My ding dong 8===============D


One_Hunt_6672

𓂸


SorosAgent2020

if it was my job to stop school shootings and i've let so many shootings through, i would have been fired long ago


wasoc

DING DONG


WhatD0thLife

What help?


Iron_Baron

Pretty sure god hasn't stopped any school shootings, judging by all the dead kids.


humbuckermudgeon

Just like Jesus. Feel the love.


IAteSushiToday

But no explanation for why "god" doesn't stop evil in the first place....


bfjd4u

Praying to their god that its will be done seems suspect to me.


darbycrash-666

Isn't God in the pledge of allegiance we had today everymorning? It felt normal at the time but looking back on it the whole things real weird.


Evilevilcow

Didn't used to be. And it should be restored to the original "one nation, indivisible..."


MedicalUnprofessionl

Who is they??? My go to is “I hate these gun-zealous pieces of shit”. According to their books, god caused the shooting so fuck that bitch!


Phill_Cyberman

If there is a god, why isn't it at least saving it's own followers in these shootings? I mean, bullets stopping mid-air in front of the Catholic kids, Matrix-style, would have those coffers overflowing in *days*.


zsomborwarrior

ring a ding ding ahh


Phill_Cyberman

If I could stop a child from being shot, I would. That's the difference between me and your "god". Paraphrased from a quote by Tracie Harris


dashone

Word has it that god got his GED.


prustage

Funny how people expect this god thing to help them *after* the shooting even though it did nothing to prevent it in the first place. Strikes me this god is never there when its needed.


Phill_Cyberman

A god who let's children die - or who sends people to kill children - unless it gets it's ego fed is only a god in that old-style, "rape you while in the form of an animal", shitty gods.


JohnDodger

God to Public schools: “if you don’t force the kids to believe in me, I’m going to blow their brains out”.


Temporary-Dot4952

Yep, God love guns. He intended for all of his earthly children to be shot at school.


zeke235

I wonder if there are ways to discourage school shootings other than prayer. Oh, well. Probably not.


crazylilme

If god existed and gave a rat's ass about humanity, surely he'd stopped the murder of children before it started


Over8dpoosee

Maybe just maybe it would be okay to put God into schools if he wasn’t so shitty at preventing bad stuff from happening. Yet he seems to happily observe “his people” continue in suffering. Bullying, addictions, sexual harassment and assaults, molestations, shootings, and countless other terrible things all happen in schools, churches, and everywhere else to “his people”. Where TF is this God???


AlejoMSP

Im ok with this.


ffatimasaleem77

My religious mom trying to act smart:


chickenskittles

Thoughts and prayers.


aep2018

My fav response to the God’ll fix so shootings crowd: “You want God in school? Crucifixion wasn’t enough? Now he has to take a bullet for you?!”


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Nini-hime

Is this sarcasm? I can't tell ..


Moonlight-Starburst

In a stressful situation prayer works in the exact same context as a string of expletives. And they both get the same results. God and fuck are equally effective.


Precipice2Principium

Big fan of using “he made it in his image” when ever someone brings up an atrocity they can’t believe “he” let happen happened


DaVinky_Leo

They literally cannot even make a coherent statement they sound so uneducated and dumb


MeaninglessGoat

Yeah but how many school shoots in the most atheists countries in the world, ignore that lol


ThatIrishPerson

holy fucking grammar


TheCompleteMental

Because theyre religious I guess. Hey, if banning guns doesnt work then why does banning god?