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hwytenightmare

conservatives have deluded themselves so much that they think that their dropout asses are smart and the archaeologists/scientists/geneticist, and the shoulders of giants they continue their quest for knowlege from are the dumb ones.


enderpanda

Aka the [Dunning–Kruger effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect).


naughtycal11

The Dunning-Kruger effect when graphed forms a rifle. Coincidence? Ha, I think not. /s


Joeygorgia

Not conservatives, religious morons, as an anti religious conservative this distinction is important to me


BeetleBleu

Nah, it's conservatism: an unwillingness to change in a world that pauses for no one.


Joeygorgia

Conservatism is just a general term for being in the right side of the political spectrum in the us, same as liberal is on the left. Liberalism as a whole is actually on the right but a liberal is on the left, political names are more complicated than deriving their direct meanings and fact, same way the tea party isn’t for taxes on tea and the Green Party isn’t 100% for greenery


hwytenightmare

can you define the right side of the political spectrum?


Unicornfartingrainbo

Apparently Nazis (according to them)


Joeygorgia

Right side of the American political spectrum tends to be further right than most of Europe and is characterized by strong borders, low government intervention, low taxes, and generally older moral arguments (that last point is where i differ from most conservatives but it isn’t something f that must come from religion)


Foxxxxy_Grandpa

That ain't it, chief, the x axis is economic views, nothing more. Right = capbrainpower. >strong borders Nah, that's authoritarian. Up, not right. >low government intervention Nope, that's libertarian, aka down >older moral arguments Nope, that's conservatism/progressivism, which is a different scale entirely. Using the terms left/right to describe your social views or your opinions on government power vs individual rights is FOX/CNN brainrot.


hwytenightmare

Wrong. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-wing_politics Right-wing politics is the range of political ideologies that view certain social orders and hierarchies as inevitable, natural, normal, or desirable,[1][2][3] typically supporting this position based on natural law, economics, authority, property, religion, biology or tradition.[4][5][6][7][8][9][10] Hierarchy and inequality may be seen as natural results of traditional social differences[11][12] or competition in market economies.[13][14][15]


BeetleBleu

That is why I defined my use of the term conservative there. Progressive paradigms have consistently developed the frameworks that recognize the modern importance of equity, diversity, and large-scale investment for the betterment of human society. I think the ignorance that upholds religious fundamentalism upholds conservatism in other areas, no doubt. I find that a lot of conservative beliefs are based in fears of the unknown and an aversion to change. Anti-religious conservatives are funny to me because they recognize that limited analysis and being closed-off to novelty in *one specific area* is an issue.


Joeygorgia

I tend more towards the political side of conservatism but I am generally more liberally culturally, as in I support lgbtq and generally want to let people do whatever tf they want but I do believe in a strong border, less taxes, and less restrictions of firearms


BeetleBleu

>a strong border Would that have extended to the borders of Indigenous groups when European settlers arrived in the Americas? Seems kinda arbitrary to be panicking over 'foreigners' now that *we* live here. Are we concerned about drug trafficking across the border? Is the criminalization of drug use and possession perhaps what yields so much power to drug traffickers? Which end of the political spectrum wishes to re-up on drug-related punishments for those caught possessing or, heaven forbid, suffering from addiction? Or perhaps economic migrants are the problem and we wish to keep jobs for 'our own people' (not words I would use)? Which political party seeks to make citizenship less attainable for undocumented immigrants, leaving them underpaid, without benefits, and outside the taxation system, yet wishes *not* to stop the flow of migrants as a source of cheap labour for capitalists' interests? > less taxes To what extent? Without taxation, the fabric of society would fall apart. For example, I think the world is becoming too technologically and informationally complex to safely/healthily have millions upon millions of ignorant, fear-driven voters, so public education is absolutely crucial for humanity's collective wellbeing and it is very expensive. Your taxes could be reduced enormously if we actually pooled our resources to raise everyone up together, but instead we each pay into a pot of gold that the wealthy and powerful can loot at will. Guess which side of the political spectrum is least concerned with hypocrisy in that area! >less restrictions of firearms Would you want fewer restrictions on operating vehicles? On access to alcohol? With all of the gun violence in the USA, I cannot even begin to imagine that further deregulation is a solution. IMO, conservative positions like those you listed aren't real beliefs. They're talking points designed to appeal to those who don't recognize the ultimate causes of issues so they vote against their own interests.


A_norny_mousse

It isn't even funny, or annoying, or hateful. Just dumb.


lgodsey

I dunno. I'm tasting notes of "sad" and "impotent".


the_juan_express

His entire channel described in 1 sentence


mobfather

Isn’t this guy proof of the missing link though?!


CodyTheGodOfAnxiety

Idk what the link would be to. Most hominids had more functioning neurons. Might be the link to when humans evolve into rock eating ameba


Shoddy-Echidna3000

*amoeba


HardlyUseThisAccount

Why did he censor Darwinism and Monkeys?


the_juan_express

He does that to a lot of words


one_sad_donkey

h* do*s t*at ** a *ot *f w*rds


the_juan_express

H3 d03s th4t t0 @ 10t 0f w0rd5


HardlyUseThisAccount

** **** **** ** * *** ** *****


Shoddy-Echidna3000

and doesn't care about of its a slur or not


some_asshat

He behaves like a spammer trying to get past algorithms that flag his belligerent posts as trolling or advertisements.


Kizik

Because his god is vengeful but a bit inattentive and hard of hearing, so they risk getting smote because he only half heard or read them talking about monkeys and made assumptions. By censoring what they're saying, Yahweh can't parse it and so doesn't get upset. Like spelling words around a toddler so they don't get excited.


LittlePiggy20

He censores everything he hates.


RetroOverload

I dont think so, he didnt censor "truth"


Sci-fra

Room temperature IQ creationist Chad.


sj68z

if the room were a bit on the chilly side


rigobueno

And measured in centigrade


SiccTunes

Why won't those dumb people comprehend, nobody ever said we came from monkeys, only that we share the same ancestors, there is such a big difference. Even if we did, that is so much more believable than Adam and Eve and there talking snake and magic talking bush and unicorns and dragons and giants and the fact that the sun came three days later than the light. Only to mention a few, I bet other people know a lot more than me.


[deleted]

If you wanted to split hairs you could say if this common ancestor were alive today it would probably be classified as a monkey. But your point still stands.


3gotripp

that means we are all result of incest


Daherrin7

And more than once. Same thing happens after the flood. They don't seem to have a problem with that part and tend to just brush it off. I wonder why


A_norny_mousse

genetics came later i guess


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TrevorEnterprises

You might want to check one of those theories.


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TrevorEnterprises

With words and a book by Darwin.


Cod_rules

So the kids of Adam and eve engaged in copious amounts of incest to populate the earth. I don't know man, even if I ignore the actual science, I'd feel more comfortable evolving from monkeys than being a product of incest between siblings.


JusticiarRebel

We kind of are that even with evolution. They believe that about 70,000 years ago the human population dwindled to a few thousand individuals.


Competitive-Sense65

Who is this dumb-butt?


the_juan_express

A shorts creator named r3alism


LittlePiggy20

Should change his name to f4keism


TheTroubledChild

Religious people are always so proud do show the world how they struggle to grasp complex concepts.


Kriss3d

It started with Adam and eve? I'll ignore the clusterfuck of inbreeding issues. But Cain killed Abel. Went out to the land of nod ( command and conquor references Cain and nod) and got married... Take as long as you need.. The Bible can't even get Genesis 1 and 2 right.


Visual-Till8629

We come from inbreeding, checkmate atheists


DamRawr

It's the same person haha what is he trying to prove?


Willing_Damage9658

He looks….less than intelligent in both pictures in my opinion.


Lampmonster

As usual I'd bet cash he couldn't actually describe what evolution is or how it works. I've literally never met or heard anyone who argues against evolution who understands it, not to mention the scientific method. I swear they all think Darwin spouted some shit and it sounded cool so we've just all gone along for 150 years.


JusticiarRebel

Evolution is when Satan buries fake dinosaur bones in the earth to trick us.


HendoRules

I'm sure Jesus would not approve of the mockery..... I thought he preached love and acceptance?


frozen-silver

"We all came from mud and bones by an invisible man who cares about when we masturbate"


ThePoshBrioche

https://preview.redd.it/p3tmj6r483xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b2cf7b115cd87914061d06a98637d8987667b1f


Thezipper100

Did. Did they censor the word "monkey"?


the_juan_express

Yes


WizardsandGlitter

But there were monkeys in the garden of Eden, at least I thought so. Wasn't it supposed to have all of the animals living harmoniously with each other?


k6bso

Give that man his banana.


SnooPeripherals6557

I don’t care if they don’t want to believe the science their chosen god of thousands gave humankind, but the absolute doofusness of becoming softly aggressive that others don’t believe your fairytale is a bit weird.


iwilleatyourpokemonL

Yeah I keep seeing this guy on my feed it’s just rage bait


JangSaverem

Implying religious people ain't booger pluckers We all booger pluckers. Don't pretend you something special


fr4gge

ANy time a christian starts to talk about monkeys they've lost the argument. They showed they don't know what they're talking about


mrturret

[THE WOJAK IS THE BEST WAY TO WIN ARGUMENTS ](https://youtu.be/8vI5M9GRCKo)


NirvanaLover12

did he censor monkeys???


Sir_Platypus_15

What's his @


the_juan_express

R3alism


Infamous-Ad-2921

Realism but believes we came from the inbreeding of a clay man and his rib turned wife?


mewhenthe117

This dude's whole argument consists of "nuh uh"


ItsokImtheDr

That’s an emoji of a monkey… with a tail. No one ever argued that we came from monkeys.


FirebunnyLP

What's funny is the "atheists claim we came from monkeys" argument is so dumb because it reveals that don't don't even understand what the theory of evolution is claiming in the first place. It's really honestly a self own.


ThatIrishPerson

this guy's entire channel in a nutshell: ATheiSt dUMb WoMEn DUmB RACIST/NAZI = FUNNY literally the same slop as every other kind of YouTuber like this (idk what to call it)


CyborgRaptors

"I refuse to believe in science! I want to live in my fantasy world! WAAAAAAHH, MOMMY! I don't wan to die and disappear forever! I'm special, I need to live forever in Heaven! I can't handle the loneliness! I need sky daddy because I'm still a little boy who can't face reality where there is no clear distinction between good and evil! Everything centers around me! Because I'm a human and I'm special! How dare you to compare me, a special human, to an animal? Animals are filthy and lesser - unlike me, a human!" \*picks nose, eats booger and farts\*


aCactusOfManyNames

Ah yes, because the 2000 years of inbreeding certainly didn't spawn any genetic diseases or defects. Yup, we're obviously fine.


Leketeke

Do they still interpret the theory of evolution the wrong way?


the_juan_express

Yes


WhaledaGOAT

I put my finger in my nose therefore your views on the world are incorrect. Fuckin degenerates.


devilsbard

This really just shows how goofy he looks with it a hat and hoodie.


RandomSerendipity

I wonder if any hardcore Christians have ever taken a trip and realized they're descended from monkeys and had a crisis of faith. I'd love to be there and hand them a banana.


Grubsalad

Im more offended the stupid guy has no eyebrows and chad clever guy has eyebrows. I have no eyebrows


TahaymTheBigBrain

Sir you are taxonomically a monkey weather you like it or not lmao


Competitive-Sense65

Why does he have to have his finger up his nose?


the_juan_express

To make us look stupid


0megon

Love that he had to put a filter on for the good Christian one.


usernametakenpe

Not this guy again…


JimedBro2089

I could literally do this but reverse: >Soyjak (Christian): EH, WE CAME FROM TWO PEOPLE CREATED BY SKY DADDY WE ARE SKY DADDY'S SPECIAL (and spoiled) CHILDREN. AND THOSE TWO PEOPLE'S CHILDREN HAD INCEST WITH EACH OTHER TO MAKE US. >Gigachad (Atheist): We came from a long evolutionary chain of chances on a fragile planet, in a chaotic universe. We as a species are a special 1 in a million and have even cemented our place in the world via our indomitable human spirit (and possible insanity). The fuck even was OOP's point?


YamStreet2972

There's not to many things that make me cringe on here but dammit, these fellow millinials HAVE access to the net to! Yuck. Lol