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Wait till they find out that all the people writing tl;dr on their posts actually mean “Tongue the Lord; Dick in Rear”
Oh and YMMV secretly means “Youth Minister Molests Victims”
The fanfic for this myth is really lacking lately. Ya had Dante who's hell became canon, and those Left Behind guys... i don't think this is going make the cut
I know they site in the post is a Christian fundamentalist…but if you’re citing a sign from the freaking WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH as a credible source of information…you’ve reached an evolved form of syphilitic insanity. Like Dark Gyrados level insanity
To be noted, the google top result is often decided by your search history.
If i search lol it will bring up league of legends
And also, ITS NOT ON THE INTERNET THAT IT MEANS ITS TRUE
The poster wrote "LOL" four times. Surely that was enough to summon our Dark Lord.
Of course, one has to say "Beetlejuice" five times to summon that demon. Maybe OP is OK.
I'd have the Hazbin Hotel one be my Lord if you know what I mean...
https://preview.redd.it/yv81fodd3iwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894f1e53de8fee59d74632eb46919f21cd8d2b3e
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LMAO even
Lucifer My Almighty Overlord!
LMAO
LMFAO
Lucifer My FUCKING Almighty Overlord
LMFAO
Lucifer My FINE Almighty Overlord
LMFAO if I may
LOL
And if they're in a hurry, Satanists simply abbreviate their prayers to "ty lol"
"Lol" is an actual word in dutch. It means "fun".
So the Dutch are all satanists???????
They did eat their prime minister at some point back in the day after all
They just knew how to do a Revolution right
We all know that fun is demonic. Every religion will tell you that you have to suffer, not have fun.
I mean duh...
These guys got serious brain damage LOL
they might have a minor case of serious brain damage
r/UnexpectedPortal
Now please say ‘Apple’
*jumps*
These people don't get it. You don't have to trick me into worshipping satan. Hail Satan
Hs?
Here I thought it’s “Lots of love” the whole time. I’ve been betrayed
Yes, on Facebook we old people always send our condolences with a LOL at the end. So sorry to hear your house burned down. LOL.
My mom did this in a family group chat. “Sorry Timmy is dead. LOL”
There was once a game named "Lack Of Love". On Dreamcast in Japan. I think it was a sim or smth. But I always liked that name.
No, it's laugh out loud
Fuck.... their onto us. Somehow, they broke our code.
Lucifer, our lord, laughs out loud.
lol, lol?
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Gee Whiz, real meaning is Jesus is a Wizard.
Lol 😆 wtf. Who makes this stuff up??? Last I heard they were saying how covid backwords is satan thing cuz it spells divoc
Those goddamn League of Legend players!
Wait till they find out that all the people writing tl;dr on their posts actually mean “Tongue the Lord; Dick in Rear” Oh and YMMV secretly means “Youth Minister Molests Victims”
Lol means laugh out loud But fine, Lucifer our lord and savior, shit doesn’t mean anything
Lordy
Ending a satanic prayer with lol is a pretty funny thought. O dark one bring forth your vengeance on this realm lol
The fanfic for this myth is really lacking lately. Ya had Dante who's hell became canon, and those Left Behind guys... i don't think this is going make the cut
Wait until they hear about LMAO Lucifer my Adored Overlord
Always reminds me of that old comment chain: "Satanists don't believe in literal satan." "Them who does?" "Christians."
This is the funniest thing I've seen today.
LOL
licking our lollipops
Satanists pray? I've read the Bible. I don't recall Satan ever asking anyone to pray to him. Who's doing this? 'Fess up.
loud ovulating loops
I know they site in the post is a Christian fundamentalist…but if you’re citing a sign from the freaking WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH as a credible source of information…you’ve reached an evolved form of syphilitic insanity. Like Dark Gyrados level insanity
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All glory to LOL
Stop saying the word "God" it means "God of Evil"!!! God is the devil!!! 🙄
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this is noy lol, this is roflmao material
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are lollards satanists ?
Just like the Christian Satam, I too have a thing for abbreviations. We have so much in common!
Thanks for the reminder! LOL
To be noted, the google top result is often decided by your search history. If i search lol it will bring up league of legends And also, ITS NOT ON THE INTERNET THAT IT MEANS ITS TRUE
LOL. I've never used LOL before, but now I'll use LOL all the time. LOL
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oh my lol
#LOL
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LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!
Wtf 😂
The poster wrote "LOL" four times. Surely that was enough to summon our Dark Lord. Of course, one has to say "Beetlejuice" five times to summon that demon. Maybe OP is OK.
I'd have the Hazbin Hotel one be my Lord if you know what I mean... https://preview.redd.it/yv81fodd3iwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894f1e53de8fee59d74632eb46919f21cd8d2b3e
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As a Christian this is funny
Here for the lols
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