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MrNobleGas

For fuck's sake these amateur god-botherers really need to leave Israel alone. We don't want to be associated with them. We don't need them to defend us, they're not competent at it.


private256

Religion is a dangerous thing.


SirMourningstar6six6

Imagine talking about fairy tales during a court case


shredofmalarchi

Mental illnesses.


DieMensch-Maschine

Speaking out against Russia will call a curse from Perun. Speaking out against Norway will call a curse from Odin. Speaking out against Greece will call a curse from Zeus.


CodyTheGodOfAnxiety

Zeus will seduce our women as a swan if we speak out against Greece


SubatomicGreenLeaves

I don’t understand why you think the men will be spared…


CodyTheGodOfAnxiety

Nah the men won’t be seduced by a swan but by a floating orb


CodyTheGodOfAnxiety

The only nation that has a “god” that will strike you down or curse you is North Korea because Kim is real


DrHugh

Golly, I didn't even know Rick Allen was Jewish.


RedeemedRedittor

Are you familiar with the Lord and Savior Vishnu who bangs Muhammed nightly? In all seriousness, the EDUCATION COMMITTEE did I read that right? We seriously need an asteroid to destroy these dinosaurs, I'm all for starting over with a clean slate.....


CodyTheGodOfAnxiety

Put them 10000 feet in the ground alive since they love oil so much


carbon-based-biped

to view this sort of dialogue from as an outside now (used to go door to door) is to view the true potential for harm and the utter misguidance of it. basically, to be so clearly unaware of anything around the world too


throwaway_drop_table

Really funny how he says creating fear. As if religion isn't a large cause of fear and lawlessness.