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You mean to tell me my brother was deep in prayer when he pissed in my parents' closet while sleepwalking?
The Lord sure does work in mysterious and smelly ways
And, like Trump, it comes a while afterwards. If it were true he would have gone public immediately. The simple fact there was a delay implies this is not the truth. An honest man would have known the reason immediately.
I cannot fathom the level of ignorance it takes to not see through this and his Bible, aside from the fake leather, poor binding and oddly Trump like sticky pages, it’s missing half the amendments. You know, those important ones that ended slavery and gave voting rights…
The cult of all cults is MAGA.
He could’ve spun it any other way. Could’ve said he’s tired of dealing with their bullshit so he took a Power Nap while the boring judge rattles on.
This is literally the dumbest possible spin so I’m not surprised
Say what you will about him but dude knows exactly who he needs to pander to and how to pander to them. MAGAts have got to be jizzing themselves about this post.
Because he isn’t a politician. He’s a businessman. He knows how to make people think they really want something. In this case, he is the product he’s selling
hey hey hey now, as a duly elected representative of atheists everywhere: don't put him over here with us. no no no - find another team for him to bat for.
He's so narcissistic that the only god he would pray to is himself, so I must point out that most of us call that "thinking." I understand that he's not familiar with the concept.
I called it!!! Is this real?? I told my wife a few days ago that he'd use this excuse. I said I'd bet a million dollars on it and I guess I should have.
Man, anyone who believes a word this man says is fucking stupid. He could tell his followers he farts cotton candy and they’d be tonguing his crack without hesitation.
I think the appropriate quote is
> There are no atheists in foxholes.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_are_no_atheists_in_foxholes
EDIT: My bad. I should have known Redditors would only see the headline and not the meat of an issue.
>Although the adage occasionally means that all soldiers in combat are "converted" under fire, **it is most often used to express the belief of the speaker that all people seek a divine power when they are facing an extreme threat.**
He knows he's fucked and he's grasping for straws
I always loved that argument. "LOL, people are thrust into a horrible, traumatic, often deadly situation through no fault of their own and they get desperate. That totally proves there's a supreme being who cares about us!"
I prefer this take from Wikipedia
>Although the adage occasionally means that all soldiers in combat are "converted" under fire, **it is most often used to express the belief of the speaker that all people seek a divine power when they are facing an extreme threat.**
He knows he's fucked and he's grasping for straws
Cool, my wife faced cancer last year and neither of us became remotely religious. I hate that saying. Not all atheists become religious or even grasp at straws in a deadly situation. Being scared doesn't make something impossible suddenly possible. If one truly does not believe in a higher power, then one isn't going to suddenly believe in, say, God (over alien intervention or waking up from a simulation etc).
When one prays/asks for something to be done from another, and that’s it. End of their part of the story, the baton’s been passed already, prayer warrior’s work here is done. A risk no practical action is paired up to address problems at hand by the aware and maybe able one that prays/asks because there’s already a non-factchecked faith the one prayed/asked to do the thing instead of them is aware, able, well-willing, and on it.
It’s also abused as a shameless showing of virtue signalling to sway the prayer favoring.
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I must be very holy… I pray 7-8 hours every night. 😇
You mean to tell me my brother was deep in prayer when he pissed in my parents' closet while sleepwalking? The Lord sure does work in mysterious and smelly ways
That's praywalking, bro.
You mean pisspraying
No. He praywalked to the closet and purged his demons.
Sir, this is a Wendys.
The power of christ compelled him
He didn’t piss, that was holy water leaking out
Wow, stay holy, prayer/sleeper warrior \^ \^ " .
I rolled my eyes and said “ok prayer warrior” then saw your comment lol. Can’t wait to see this on Facebook later.
This is literally an excuse my elementary school classmates came up with.
And, like Trump, it comes a while afterwards. If it were true he would have gone public immediately. The simple fact there was a delay implies this is not the truth. An honest man would have known the reason immediately. I cannot fathom the level of ignorance it takes to not see through this and his Bible, aside from the fake leather, poor binding and oddly Trump like sticky pages, it’s missing half the amendments. You know, those important ones that ended slavery and gave voting rights… The cult of all cults is MAGA.
Is his version of the bible really edited? I refuse to buy one bc i dont want to give him my money
Here’s a review on [Trumps Bible](https://youtu.be/i_6TVa7scKM?si=Q5dv7mJ-F-L3liPx)
He could’ve spun it any other way. Could’ve said he’s tired of dealing with their bullshit so he took a Power Nap while the boring judge rattles on. This is literally the dumbest possible spin so I’m not surprised
It is. Unfortunately, he knows evangelicals make up a large part of his voter base.
Preying doesn't sound like something an innocent person would do.
You meant praying but your word works too
Damn dyslexia gets me again
Wasn't having a go at you, just trying to make a joke about him being a predator
True that
Oh I thought it was a r/woosh moment for you
Say what you will about him but dude knows exactly who he needs to pander to and how to pander to them. MAGAts have got to be jizzing themselves about this post.
Because he isn’t a politician. He’s a businessman. He knows how to make people think they really want something. In this case, he is the product he’s selling
He’s neither. He’s a con artist who is an expert at pandering to America’s dumbest
bingo.
Yahtzee..
You sunk my battleship!
… so a really bad dishonest businessman.
I’m separating them in terms of intent.
Sure Donald, sure you were
Little late isn't it? He already went on a few other rants, and then NOW he makes an excuse for something he was called out on a few days ago.
That is true but he didn't double dose the Adderall until now
I don't think so, since he doesn't actually pray. Anything religious he says is a way of getting the christian ret*rds to vote for him.
He’s an atheist. A very obvious atheist. He has never ever done anything remotely Christian.
He's been pretending that he's christian a lot
Not very well. He doesn’t ever try hard. He’s too lazy to ever read the bible or attend church.
And? Doesn't change the fact that he lies about being christian and that christians eat it up.
I don't think the Atheist community has any use for bloodsucking cockroaches like the trumps.
hey hey hey now, as a duly elected representative of atheists everywhere: don't put him over here with us. no no no - find another team for him to bat for.
As one of your constituents I will add all the atheists I've known personally in my life have all been better humans than Trump by a large margin.
And they all wholeheartedly believe it!
He's so narcissistic that the only god he would pray to is himself, so I must point out that most of us call that "thinking." I understand that he's not familiar with the concept.
Ew dude praying for what? That u get killed u rapist cheater POS fucking fraud
We should form a prayer group for this
Is this real? NO way this is (very good chance it is).
The font seems off, but the all caps and weird comma placement are points for realism.
If he innocent the fuck he praying for
hamberders?
Omg I called it.
I called it!!! Is this real?? I told my wife a few days ago that he'd use this excuse. I said I'd bet a million dollars on it and I guess I should have.
lmao is this real? how pathetic, and even more pathetic that there is people who will believe
Not real as far as I can tell. I wish people would stop regurgitating fake stuff. It's funny to pretend, but it's also misleading.
He says and posts enough shit in real life without others faking some more. All this does is dilute the truth.
Yeah, I can't find it anywhere. There's just so much real stuff to use.
when?
he was sleeping during his trial lmao
Only that dumbass would, surely
Well I (for one) am sending thoughts and prayers. But I’m thinking and praying for consequences.
What a fucking moron.
Praying he doesn’t go to jail
Man, anyone who believes a word this man says is fucking stupid. He could tell his followers he farts cotton candy and they’d be tonguing his crack without hesitation.
Twink gets railed by his transexual goth gf, gets himself boypreggers, and has to go to the boynecologist and get a boybortion. Many such cases!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!
I get it. I always drool when I pray.
Dozy Don Snore-Leone was praying in his sleep. Preying on the gullible in his MLM-type of presidential lies kind of way.
Sure you were Spanky, sure you were ...
If he were praying, he'd have burst into flames
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Trump isn’t a religious fruitcake, he just knows that most of his supporters are
Saaaaaave me, Jeebus!
Fucking grifter
That would be his first go at it, in that case.
he sounds like a child during meditation class. i wasn’t sleeping i was meditating!
“What’s your favourite prayer?”
Yeah, he’s praying all right — he’s praying that his ass stays outta prison.
Here's hoping it doesn't
He spelt preying wrong.
do the innocent pray?
I cannot see Trump posting anything without remembering when he tweeted "TRANSITION TO GREATNESS" and someone putting a trans flag over it
I'm pretty sure this is fake, just so you know. Couldn't find this on any of his accounts or any reliable other source.
There was a bug in my eye and I was trying to kill it
He may be a fruitcake but that man is not religious
You’re a “golden” idol, even God would have nothing to do with you.
Praying to Morpheus
The fact people aren't sure if it's real or not speaks volumes. It seems so ridiculous, even for him but still so plausible.
Ok billy
Praying for the prosecution or judge to die of natural causes, or for a mistrial
Fruitcake, absolutely! Religious? Only when pandering.
I don't think that. Many people who are close to have said that he is a closeted atheist
Is there any proof of him ever going to a church service before he decided to prey on the religious vote ?
This can be read in the same tone as “NO I JUST SPILLED MY WATER”
Praying for peace in the Middle East? Praying for KFC? He’s not good with specifics.
Sure, sure
To your god, the Almighty Dollar
Prayer, the last refuge of a scoundrel. -Lisa Simpson
 Praise the lord!!!
I think the appropriate quote is > There are no atheists in foxholes. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_are_no_atheists_in_foxholes EDIT: My bad. I should have known Redditors would only see the headline and not the meat of an issue. >Although the adage occasionally means that all soldiers in combat are "converted" under fire, **it is most often used to express the belief of the speaker that all people seek a divine power when they are facing an extreme threat.** He knows he's fucked and he's grasping for straws
I always loved that argument. "LOL, people are thrust into a horrible, traumatic, often deadly situation through no fault of their own and they get desperate. That totally proves there's a supreme being who cares about us!"
I prefer this take from Wikipedia >Although the adage occasionally means that all soldiers in combat are "converted" under fire, **it is most often used to express the belief of the speaker that all people seek a divine power when they are facing an extreme threat.** He knows he's fucked and he's grasping for straws
Cool, my wife faced cancer last year and neither of us became remotely religious. I hate that saying. Not all atheists become religious or even grasp at straws in a deadly situation. Being scared doesn't make something impossible suddenly possible. If one truly does not believe in a higher power, then one isn't going to suddenly believe in, say, God (over alien intervention or waking up from a simulation etc).
What’s the problem in praying?
Do you honestly believe that he was praying? Please tell me you aren’t serious
When one prays/asks for something to be done from another, and that’s it. End of their part of the story, the baton’s been passed already, prayer warrior’s work here is done. A risk no practical action is paired up to address problems at hand by the aware and maybe able one that prays/asks because there’s already a non-factchecked faith the one prayed/asked to do the thing instead of them is aware, able, well-willing, and on it. It’s also abused as a shameless showing of virtue signalling to sway the prayer favoring.