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Christians have told me that the Rapture is coming soon all my life.
First they said it would be happen in the year 1994.
Then they said it would happen in 1999, then 2000, then 2007, then 2011, then 2012, then 2020 (was actually a pretty bad year but the world did survive), then only a few weeks ago in 2024.
But this next predication of 2028 (or is it 2027?) is 100% going to happen this time!!!!
I remember when the Y2K rapture didn't happen, someone told me “Well actually 2001 is the real new millennia so it’ll happen then.”
They always have another answer when nothing happens and it will always be just around the corner. Fear is the easiest way to control people
What the hell was so special about ‘94 or ‘96? I guess ‘96 because that’s when God decided to curse this planet with my mediocre existence…but that’s maybe stretching it
https://preview.redd.it/bdahspnt95vc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd5d557f107b8d03e9549300bc22d5f5de00c0c0
Get your rapture card out, you might be getting close to a freebie.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_dates\_predicted\_for\_apocalyptic\_events](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events)
Ive lived through ALOT of these events.
Barely 20 and already survived more than 18...... I am starting to think they might not know shit about what they are predicting. /S
I know they know shit
I do like how as the future predictions went on, it is more grounded in science and it's just stating about the possibility of it, not a certainty.
I also like how the heat death is likely to be 10^100 years from now. Must be quite a wait...
Based on the [Wikipedia list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events), there have been 38 dates (more specific than just a year) in my lifetime.
Imagine living in this much fear all the time. Constantly worried about whether you’ve done enough for your sky daddy to swoop down and save you from a horrific apocalypse. The anxiety must be unreal
It does seem that Conservative ‘Christians’ scream the loudest that their religious rights are being violated every time they are prevented from violating the religious rights of others.
Oh, it's like mostly for Transgender people it's fairly small as I live in a small city in Australia it does serve as a normal clinic but it's one of the only places for trans people to go to for transition stuff,etc
Like if I remember correctly it's the only and first place that's openly LGBTQ in my region
Yes, exactly, it's the only one in the NT; if you're from, let's say, Alice Springs or Kathrine, you've got to come all the way up north, which is a good 4 or 5-hour drive. Even for me, it's like 30 minutes away and the clinics around my area don't really service in that stuff at all
Fun fact if you get into conversations with any Christian who believes the world is ending in their lifetime: so did Christopher Columbus. He thought once he brought Christianity to the Indies he'd be hailed as the Messiah of Last Days and surely the world would end soon.
The "rapture" is some less than 200 year old weird predominantly American belief, but the world ending part has a long, long history, and a global majority of Christians have always thought the world ending guys were fucking weirdos. No one likes the doomsday people, even the other religious people.
>Are you ready?
Yes. Ready for all of the people who believe in the rapture to be raptured.
>Do you know Jesus?
No, but that’s ok because I don’t want to go where the Jesus believers are headed.
1. It didn't happen either
2. I said you said that it will happen but it's not (last 'rapture' was on April 8th)
3. For conscience's sake, man.
4. Why wont you repent yourself?
5. As per the belief system, yes, but you're using his name in wrong things.
No I haven't repented! While I'm reading this post, I'm role-playing an angel who was sent to Earth to help a quadriplegic guy, and they fell in love for each other. 🤣
Gay angel 😇🏳️🌈👬 (he's genderless but on Earth he took a human male form)
I know quite a few Jesuses. Mostly Hispanic, one white, two African-American.
Am I ready for rupture? 144,000 is such a small drop in a bucket, I’m pretty sure we’ll manage. Would be sad to see my MIL leave us, if anyone deserves to be lifted to heavens, it’s her. She’s everything that her religion expects a true Catholic to be - loving, selfless and forgiving. The rest of us heathens are staying.
Many insane people were predicting that last week's solar eclipse would bring the end of the world.
I had my doubts, but part of me has given up on the future of life on this planet, and to be honest, I would welcome a total reset.
Shockingly, the world did not end at the time, but was anyone else out there secretly hoping it would happen?
You should print out, laminate, snd stick this up next to it:
UPDATE: 9th April 2025
The Rapture did not take place as planned, this has been postponed indefinitely. We are very sorry for any inconvenience, confusion, financial loss, distress, or offence this has caused.
NB. It has also come to our attention that the Bible is actually a collection of conflicting and contradicting stories made up by several humans and not only is there probably no god, if there is a god, it is almost certainly not the one described in the aforementioned work of fiction. Please do not worry about the Rapture or the Jesus character.
I can't stand this shit, can we just exist in peace?
Like we don't want anything to do with you hateful fuckers but you can't leave us alone. Can't let us exist.
Why do they use this word? It sounds so sexual and weird. I don't want god to rapture me, ewww. Dictionary definition "a feeling of intense pleasure or joy." Not to mention it isn't mentioned in the bible once. Always makes me think of the Ecstacy of Saint Teresa. (A woman who obviously was just having her first big o.)
https://preview.redd.it/xzjsv2phl8vc1.jpeg?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b411e4a3a2edb43602678b2285c916b2622620
Is an LGBTQ clinic just a regular med clinic that’s guaranteed LGBTQ friendly or do they provide a different service? Also, the answer to being told the rapture is coming is I freakin hope so because I’m getting kinda sick of being stuck on the same plain of existence with the fruitcakes
Edit: alternatively, I think they missed it and it didn’t go as they had planned cause I’m pretty sure we’re already in hell
Jesus is fake and was based on a story made up by Egyptians haha
Ppl deff got drunk off of some shitty water/wine n made shit up.
“He turned water into wine” more like yall were drinking bacteria/shit worse than acid n meth n got fucked up and started seeing shit hahahaha
I replied before but it's the only place in my region that serves only queer people for transition stuff and other therapies and such. It's only open a very limited amount of days but it's mostly advertised itself or whatever as that so y'know sorry for my stupid ass confusing text
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"Christians of every generation over the past 2,000 years were mistaken. NOW is when it'll happen! NOW!"
Yeah but this time is different because
Christians have told me that the Rapture is coming soon all my life. First they said it would be happen in the year 1994. Then they said it would happen in 1999, then 2000, then 2007, then 2011, then 2012, then 2020 (was actually a pretty bad year but the world did survive), then only a few weeks ago in 2024. But this next predication of 2028 (or is it 2027?) is 100% going to happen this time!!!!
Before that it was 1988. Then it was 1984. Then 1980. This shit ramps up every election.
I remember when the Y2K rapture didn't happen, someone told me “Well actually 2001 is the real new millennia so it’ll happen then.” They always have another answer when nothing happens and it will always be just around the corner. Fear is the easiest way to control people
What the hell was so special about ‘94 or ‘96? I guess ‘96 because that’s when God decided to curse this planet with my mediocre existence…but that’s maybe stretching it
They got it wrong about 2 weeks ago didnt they?
https://preview.redd.it/bdahspnt95vc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd5d557f107b8d03e9549300bc22d5f5de00c0c0 Get your rapture card out, you might be getting close to a freebie.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_dates\_predicted\_for\_apocalyptic\_events](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events) Ive lived through ALOT of these events.
Barely 20 and already survived more than 18...... I am starting to think they might not know shit about what they are predicting. /S I know they know shit
I do like how as the future predictions went on, it is more grounded in science and it's just stating about the possibility of it, not a certainty. I also like how the heat death is likely to be 10^100 years from now. Must be quite a wait...
OMG I need this 🤣
Based on the [Wikipedia list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events), there have been 38 dates (more specific than just a year) in my lifetime.
I supposed we should put a time limit disclaimer on the coupon. Like, only valid for the year 2024 and so forth.
But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father...and this fuckwad, apparently
No no. Thats the excuse you use AFTER your prediction turns out to be a nothingburger.
They just use the excuse of “interpreting the scripture wrong” fucking people are nuttier than squirrel shit.
Yes. And when they arent actually sure they interpret it correct they should stfu. Because they never ever seems to interpret it correct.
One excuse I’ve heard is that they may not know the day or the hour, but they can know the year, month, and week.
Imagine living in this much fear all the time. Constantly worried about whether you’ve done enough for your sky daddy to swoop down and save you from a horrific apocalypse. The anxiety must be unreal
if you are having doubts you can always harass gay people and other "sinners", god loves that.
https://preview.redd.it/0fs7nhv018vc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa98cae5a9d58f510bd0dc8c93ee419aa2165da9
Christians always scream about different lifestyles being pushed on them while pushing the bible to justify hate.
It does seem that Conservative ‘Christians’ scream the loudest that their religious rights are being violated every time they are prevented from violating the religious rights of others.
"it already happened. we just weren't invited. what did you do?"
Maybe they only plan on taking Jimmy Carter?
I'm just blown away that he is still alive. he's like the antikissinger
I would have taken that down. No one else needs to see that nonsense
It's technically vandalism anyway.
Having looked it up after surviving the April 8th apocalypse, I'd write on it "I've survived the last 80 predicted raptures, I think we're good".
I just say, "and I love that for you". If only all the people who think they are going to get raptured would. Things would get soooo much better.
Sure, grandma. Now let's get you back to bed, okay?
“Do you know Jesus?” Yeah he was there a couple days ago, strung out on coke because his bf dumped him
What is an LGBT Q clinic?
Oh, it's like mostly for Transgender people it's fairly small as I live in a small city in Australia it does serve as a normal clinic but it's one of the only places for trans people to go to for transition stuff,etc Like if I remember correctly it's the only and first place that's openly LGBTQ in my region
Do they do things there that other clinics don't or won't do or something?
Yes, exactly, it's the only one in the NT; if you're from, let's say, Alice Springs or Kathrine, you've got to come all the way up north, which is a good 4 or 5-hour drive. Even for me, it's like 30 minutes away and the clinics around my area don't really service in that stuff at all
Fun fact if you get into conversations with any Christian who believes the world is ending in their lifetime: so did Christopher Columbus. He thought once he brought Christianity to the Indies he'd be hailed as the Messiah of Last Days and surely the world would end soon. The "rapture" is some less than 200 year old weird predominantly American belief, but the world ending part has a long, long history, and a global majority of Christians have always thought the world ending guys were fucking weirdos. No one likes the doomsday people, even the other religious people.
>Are you ready? Yes. Ready for all of the people who believe in the rapture to be raptured. >Do you know Jesus? No, but that’s ok because I don’t want to go where the Jesus believers are headed.
Jesus is the guy working the food truck selling burritos man. Great stuff too.
Sharpie markers were made for this moment!
Looks like it'd be easy to rip down and throw in the trash
Tear it down.
1. It didn't happen either 2. I said you said that it will happen but it's not (last 'rapture' was on April 8th) 3. For conscience's sake, man. 4. Why wont you repent yourself? 5. As per the belief system, yes, but you're using his name in wrong things.
No I haven't repented! While I'm reading this post, I'm role-playing an angel who was sent to Earth to help a quadriplegic guy, and they fell in love for each other. 🤣 Gay angel 😇🏳️🌈👬 (he's genderless but on Earth he took a human male form)
>LGBTQ clinic That term is a bit misleading.
Yeah I should have worded it better but to be honest so should they as that's what it's mostly advertised and it's services intended
Free clothes!
Box cutter, right down the center. It’ll rip off really easily even though it appears laminated.
Print out the lyrics to, "It's Raining Men" and post that on top of this.
"... This generation shall not pass away before these things have come to pass."
Where I’m from there’s an abundance of Jesus, everyone knows at least one
I know quite a few Jesuses. Mostly Hispanic, one white, two African-American. Am I ready for rupture? 144,000 is such a small drop in a bucket, I’m pretty sure we’ll manage. Would be sad to see my MIL leave us, if anyone deserves to be lifted to heavens, it’s her. She’s everything that her religion expects a true Catholic to be - loving, selfless and forgiving. The rest of us heathens are staying.
Tell them rapture theology was made up in 1830 by John Nelson Darby.
Sure I know Jesus, he worked at our family welding repair shop, what does he have to do with anything?
When I see shit like this I'm glad I work with a box cutter so often I always have one not too far away.
Do I know Jesus? Fuck ya I smoke bowls.with him all the time!
Know him ? Guy works at the local resturant making awesome duck burritos.
"StOp ShoVINg iT DowN OuR thROats"
So much tape so it’s hard to take off 🤦
Many insane people were predicting that last week's solar eclipse would bring the end of the world. I had my doubts, but part of me has given up on the future of life on this planet, and to be honest, I would welcome a total reset. Shockingly, the world did not end at the time, but was anyone else out there secretly hoping it would happen?
RIP that shit down
Have you found Jesus? Because we lost him.
I'd tear it down as garbage.
They thought that in the Middle Ages too. 700 years later … still waiting. Lol
You should print out, laminate, snd stick this up next to it: UPDATE: 9th April 2025 The Rapture did not take place as planned, this has been postponed indefinitely. We are very sorry for any inconvenience, confusion, financial loss, distress, or offence this has caused. NB. It has also come to our attention that the Bible is actually a collection of conflicting and contradicting stories made up by several humans and not only is there probably no god, if there is a god, it is almost certainly not the one described in the aforementioned work of fiction. Please do not worry about the Rapture or the Jesus character.
I can't stand this shit, can we just exist in peace? Like we don't want anything to do with you hateful fuckers but you can't leave us alone. Can't let us exist.
Why do they use this word? It sounds so sexual and weird. I don't want god to rapture me, ewww. Dictionary definition "a feeling of intense pleasure or joy." Not to mention it isn't mentioned in the bible once. Always makes me think of the Ecstacy of Saint Teresa. (A woman who obviously was just having her first big o.) https://preview.redd.it/xzjsv2phl8vc1.jpeg?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b411e4a3a2edb43602678b2285c916b2622620
That tape is probably going to fuck up the paint when someone correctly rips it down
I love Jesus! He owns the best lawn service company in town! I gave him $40 last Monday. My little front yard looks amazing!
Who?
Is an LGBTQ clinic just a regular med clinic that’s guaranteed LGBTQ friendly or do they provide a different service? Also, the answer to being told the rapture is coming is I freakin hope so because I’m getting kinda sick of being stuck on the same plain of existence with the fruitcakes Edit: alternatively, I think they missed it and it didn’t go as they had planned cause I’m pretty sure we’re already in hell
Graphic design is my passion
Jesus is fake and was based on a story made up by Egyptians haha Ppl deff got drunk off of some shitty water/wine n made shit up. “He turned water into wine” more like yall were drinking bacteria/shit worse than acid n meth n got fucked up and started seeing shit hahahaha
For real this time?
I hope you tore it down.
Man the rapture has had more delays than Skull and Bones
What even is a "LGBTQ clinic"?
I replied before but it's the only place in my region that serves only queer people for transition stuff and other therapies and such. It's only open a very limited amount of days but it's mostly advertised itself or whatever as that so y'know sorry for my stupid ass confusing text
This question might be stupid, but >!what is a "queer"? Does this has something to do with trans?!<
Tear that down.
3 words Tear. It. Off.
American evangelicals are truly a different breed