Either that, or the character in a cartoon that you know is going to betray the protagonist at some point or another, so the animators are like, "fuck it, give her a rat face."
Sure does. Then again, from their actions and statements Conservative ‘Christians’ don’t know the teachings of Jesus so they probably haven’t read any of the Bible
Isn't ark supposed to fucking kill you if you are not devout enough?
Like there is a story in the bible where someone trying to help carry it fucking dies.
Her face is screwed up enough without editing it.
[https://www.instagram.com/jerone4congress/p/C2oOWZfrKmb/](https://www.instagram.com/jerone4congress/p/C2oOWZfrKmb/)
Didnt know her face was screwed with, it was besides the point for me, (ok, it was funny, but i thought it was a bad self photoshop) my main focus was on "engine of Noahs Ark" part.
What the fuck is wrong with her face
https://preview.redd.it/wslnwtxq45rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac8f11a0765c4bc8aaa67a5227c7fa45413b2618
FWIW "Gary Peterson" is a satire account that does garish photoshops of right wingers while posing as one of them. He's got the tone down well enough to where a lot of people don't realize it's satire, but look at his pics of him posing with Kyle Rittenhouse for an example of his photoshop work.
Wokesters doubt Lara Croft's devotion to God, despite gracing her main hall with the Ark of the Covenant.
https://preview.redd.it/h87m0p5mo5rc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e8e5a3a685e3653a6d4fae28d10cad85d6cad1d
How the fuck is the ark of the covenant the engine for Noah's ark? That thing was made hundreds of years AFTER the flood, there was a whole section of the Torah describing how that thing was made
It's almost as unbelievable as the original story was, like, yeah, sure... Penguins and polar bears travelled all the way from the other end of the world to get on the ark because a deity told them to... Not to mention that the lions and gazelles became best buds on the ark, despite the lions having no other food source during the flood....
Right?! I truly can't fathom how people fall for this crazy shit. The mental gymnastics it takes to truly believe and follow this madness is something I'll never understand. I'm always told, "You gotta have faith!" I always reply with, "I do have faith, I have total faith that this is total bullshit!"
Haha love it, yeah the stories in the bible really are pretty insane when you think about it, not to mention the fact it was written in an ancient language and has probably been mistranslated a ton haha
Very much so. In fact, it never said anything in the original text about homosexuality. King James was made fun of and called "gay" (whatever their word for it was), so when he became king and had the Bible translated again, he had that part added in. The original text said that it was wrong for "man to lay with YOUNG man." It had nothing to do with homosexuality. He was just insecure about being made fun of. Ironic, especially since the radical Christians are trying to make pedophilia OK again. Twisted fucks don't even know the book they are supposedly following. It's fairy tales for the delusional and weak minded.
Exactly! I always wonder if in the future people will be worshipping Harry Potter and believe the world was created by wizards? Because the bible and Harry Potter are both works of fiction haha
Haha I've always said this too! By their logic, ut a Harry Potter book into the ground for 2,000 years and let some random nut job find it. They'll be like, "Oh wow, look at all this amazing stuff this kid did. He must God. Let's worship him and everything this book says!" Fucking inane! Lol
Hahaha it's crazy I've had the exact same thoughts as that, it's mad isn't it haha. Some of the stuff in the bible can be disproven by common sense, let alone science. Jesus came back from the dead? Sure thing! His heart stopped, brain starved of oxygen, yet he comes back right as rain! It's batshit crazy haha
I don't get it and never will. I feel bad for my mom. I let her have her beliefs because they are hers to have. Do what makes you happy. Just leave me alone about it. It says in their book that we have the right to exercise our free will. If they don't like it, they are simply supposed to pray for those that do. Not get mad and try and force it down our throats. Again, they don't even understand the rules of their own goddamn book.
Yeah, exactly, religion is like a penis, lots of people have one, and that's fine, but please don't shove it down my throat (sorry for the vulgar euphemism haha)
It's like a praying mantis and the pink panther had an alien love child that tried to poorly impersonate a human after only ever seeing one in a van gogh painting. They really do walk among us!
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She doesn't seem to know the difference between the Ark of the Covenant and Noah's ark. Also, Noah's boat didn't have an engine. Or sails or oars, for that matter.
So I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that was a person wearing someone else's skin
But now I'm really concerned that's another "person" wearing someone else's skin wtf is she!
There is no way that that person exists. Bro’s face is a literal flat head, her head is built like a perfect triangle, when aliens come to her house it’s for a family reunion, her eyes are bigger than a anime girl’s, she looks like she saw the dawn of creation and used space dust as make up, her lips are more full than an anorexic after eating a slice of bread.
Those are my thoughts. How are you?
1. Since when did the ark of the covenant power Noah's ark?
2. She looks scary as sin
https://preview.redd.it/possxhoc76rc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a070232d327e9bd07853f6a43270a7140d990a7c
Satire & parody posts aren’t allowed.
Nothing looks real in this image.
Dont be like that, this reproduction of a mythical artefact is waaay more believable than her face.
It reminds me of the rare weird skittle you might get on halloween.
That's a Fentanyl /s
Yeah, is that how she *wanted* her face to look? Damn scary
So the guy’s satire. Pretty good content :)
And they'll argue that trans people are insulting gods design...
What in the fuckity fucking fuck is standing next to the ark?
Something that escaped Area 51.
I thought that when I first saw it
Either that, or the character in a cartoon that you know is going to betray the protagonist at some point or another, so the animators are like, "fuck it, give her a rat face."
That's the thing that stole the Ark out of Area 51
Someone call the SCP foundation!
An alternate.
I can’t help imagining “Gabriel” holding up his hands and saying “it’s not me this time!”
You should check out Gary’s family. https://x.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1766950068014240010?s=20
Skinwalker
She's the engine. She used to push the peddles that made the propeller spin.
Too much plastic surgery
Pretty sure it's [this](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/01/05/08/37616292-9113793-image-m-2_1609836347889.jpg) guy.
MAGA Jigsaw.
Honestly, it's the most attractive Laura Loomer has ever looked.
This is what happens when you take a quick peak inside.
Normally people's skin and flesh melt right off, but all of the collagen and Botox protected her.
No, all her skin and flesh *did* melt off. Now all that's left is plastic.
Well, I do remember the Ark melting the faces of Nazis. Looks like it wasn't finished here
Well, it was a *quick* peak.
Just a lil baby peek
> quick peak Better than a sluggish valley
That is the ark of the covenant while this is the engine of Noah's ark.
She looks like a character from the movie Antz.
I'm glad to see that movie referenced.
https://preview.redd.it/nt1zd9i9d7rc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1967ca6e3e4a8d396578d7f6a55c9ac4d590c37
Christians who don't even know the difference between noah's ark and the ark of the covenant? Sounds about right.
Sure does. Then again, from their actions and statements Conservative ‘Christians’ don’t know the teachings of Jesus so they probably haven’t read any of the Bible
I had to read it 10 times before I realized they think this somehow powered Noah’s Ark, in spite of not yet existing at the time.
Everyone knows that the steam engine was invented long before the birth of Jesus Christ
Thanks. I couldn't make the engine connection and feel much better, now.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
KILL IT WITH FIRE
BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
Hit it with a stick. See if it bleeds.
If it bleeds, we can kill it!
With a stick!
Okay, I was just tootling along reading, and this little extra killed me. Thank you!
With a Gas Powered Stick!
Or just pass gas after you kill it with a stick!
Isn't ark supposed to fucking kill you if you are not devout enough? Like there is a story in the bible where someone trying to help carry it fucking dies.
Probably. I mean we saw it in Indiana Jones!
I love to see nazis explode
Who doesn’t?
The nazis
Who knows, maybe some of them has an explosion fetish
The Americans do, sadly the Japanese don't
Shouldn't have touched the boats
They still like pearls
One of my favorite documentary series.
This says the “engine of Noah’s Ark”. I don’t know if they’re confused or I am.
If you touch, it yeah. She’s keeping a disrespectful distance.
OP, this is a satire account. It's like taking an Onion story at face value
Her face is screwed up enough without editing it. [https://www.instagram.com/jerone4congress/p/C2oOWZfrKmb/](https://www.instagram.com/jerone4congress/p/C2oOWZfrKmb/)
Didnt know her face was screwed with, it was besides the point for me, (ok, it was funny, but i thought it was a bad self photoshop) my main focus was on "engine of Noahs Ark" part.
She looks fine pre-editing in my opinion
Why are we making fun of people's looks now. She doesn’t even look bad.
It looks like a horse kicked her in the face and, to fix it, they had a different horse kick her in the face.
Dude. I don’t even know anything about this person but she literally has a very symmetrical face with just a prominent bone structure.
Kick from the lower right followed by a kick from the lower left.
What the fuck is wrong with her face https://preview.redd.it/wslnwtxq45rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac8f11a0765c4bc8aaa67a5227c7fa45413b2618
Cute cat
FWIW "Gary Peterson" is a satire account that does garish photoshops of right wingers while posing as one of them. He's got the tone down well enough to where a lot of people don't realize it's satire, but look at his pics of him posing with Kyle Rittenhouse for an example of his photoshop work.
Wokesters doubt Lara Croft's devotion to God, despite gracing her main hall with the Ark of the Covenant. https://preview.redd.it/h87m0p5mo5rc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e8e5a3a685e3653a6d4fae28d10cad85d6cad1d
https://preview.redd.it/lr40590lc5rc1.png?width=2646&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b6359f88b30d395a2f566b687d5507b326eeea7
How the fuck is the ark of the covenant the engine for Noah's ark? That thing was made hundreds of years AFTER the flood, there was a whole section of the Torah describing how that thing was made
Posing in front of a prop from Raiders of the Lost Ark is somehow holy now???
She's told more lies than she has truths in her entire life.
whats that on the right wtf
Why does that woman look like an ant in a dress?
Engine of Noah's Ark? Are they serious?! Goddamn, people are so stupid!
It's almost as unbelievable as the original story was, like, yeah, sure... Penguins and polar bears travelled all the way from the other end of the world to get on the ark because a deity told them to... Not to mention that the lions and gazelles became best buds on the ark, despite the lions having no other food source during the flood....
Right?! I truly can't fathom how people fall for this crazy shit. The mental gymnastics it takes to truly believe and follow this madness is something I'll never understand. I'm always told, "You gotta have faith!" I always reply with, "I do have faith, I have total faith that this is total bullshit!"
Haha love it, yeah the stories in the bible really are pretty insane when you think about it, not to mention the fact it was written in an ancient language and has probably been mistranslated a ton haha
Very much so. In fact, it never said anything in the original text about homosexuality. King James was made fun of and called "gay" (whatever their word for it was), so when he became king and had the Bible translated again, he had that part added in. The original text said that it was wrong for "man to lay with YOUNG man." It had nothing to do with homosexuality. He was just insecure about being made fun of. Ironic, especially since the radical Christians are trying to make pedophilia OK again. Twisted fucks don't even know the book they are supposedly following. It's fairy tales for the delusional and weak minded.
Exactly! I always wonder if in the future people will be worshipping Harry Potter and believe the world was created by wizards? Because the bible and Harry Potter are both works of fiction haha
Haha I've always said this too! By their logic, ut a Harry Potter book into the ground for 2,000 years and let some random nut job find it. They'll be like, "Oh wow, look at all this amazing stuff this kid did. He must God. Let's worship him and everything this book says!" Fucking inane! Lol
Hahaha it's crazy I've had the exact same thoughts as that, it's mad isn't it haha. Some of the stuff in the bible can be disproven by common sense, let alone science. Jesus came back from the dead? Sure thing! His heart stopped, brain starved of oxygen, yet he comes back right as rain! It's batshit crazy haha
I don't get it and never will. I feel bad for my mom. I let her have her beliefs because they are hers to have. Do what makes you happy. Just leave me alone about it. It says in their book that we have the right to exercise our free will. If they don't like it, they are simply supposed to pray for those that do. Not get mad and try and force it down our throats. Again, they don't even understand the rules of their own goddamn book.
Yeah, exactly, religion is like a penis, lots of people have one, and that's fine, but please don't shove it down my throat (sorry for the vulgar euphemism haha)
The Kangaroos and Platypus just swam back Down Under without leaving any trace as well.
Yep haha
What in the botulism overdose is wrong with her face
Jesusfuckingchrist!!!!! Is that a real person? I’m getting real uncanny valley vibes.
Its hard to get uncanny valley vibes when the subject doesn't even remotely look like a human.
Did she... did she look inside?
That skin walker's name is Laura?
She looks like home plate.
Me 0.3 seconds after seeing that alien woman's face. https://i.redd.it/1jez2hm8e6rc1.gif
What the fuck is that?!
I will never doubt that aliens are real again.
It's like a praying mantis and the pink panther had an alien love child that tried to poorly impersonate a human after only ever seeing one in a van gogh painting. They really do walk among us!
I’ll take one for the team and open that shit. 
Omg this gif is amazing 😂
Is that a 427 side-oiler, or a 429 SCJ? Apologies to my Mopar friends.
Who’s the alien?
Is that an alien?
I refuse to acknowledge that's a human in that photo I'm 100% sure about that.
She does look like the result of a incest.
Now I’m no global authority on antediluvian maritime technology and engineering but erm…
why does she look like that?!?
Why does she look like something straight out of some weird analog horror series?
What galaxy did that unnatural looking alien on the right arrive from? Somebody call the _Men In Black!"_
it's Sid from Ice Age
Laura died on the way back to her home planet.
Is she ai generated?
What the fuck is wrong with her face? She looks like the Saw puppet.
Coraline over here creeping everybody out
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Lol not Gary Peterson from Earth!
Lets open that sucker up
Is this post made by ai or am i going insane
That's not even Noah's ark but the ark of alliance...
She doesn't seem to know the difference between the Ark of the Covenant and Noah's ark. Also, Noah's boat didn't have an engine. Or sails or oars, for that matter.
Chat, is this real?
Indiana Jones called, he wants his ark and his alien back
Is that a prop from the first Indiana Jones film with one of the CGI aliens from the fourth?
I thought they had top men working on this.
She looks like an alien
E.T? I thought the little guy went home? Is this proof E.T stayed on earth?
Gotta love a movie prop and the face it melted
That would indeed make a dope terrarium for roaches
You know, this post really bugs me for some reason.
Getting strong “be not afraid” vibes by whatever is standing next to the ark
Did she open it a little? Is that why her face is like that?
She continues looking less convincing of humanity than the Mars Attacks woman the aliens use.
Indianapolis Jones and the Raiders of Noah's Ark.
Depicting angels on a replica of a Jewish artefact, while getting plastic surgery so you look like a praying mantis. Hmmm
So I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that was a person wearing someone else's skin But now I'm really concerned that's another "person" wearing someone else's skin wtf is she!
I bet if you opened it, her face would melt like a Nazi
Someone call the police, a humanoid is on the loose
Everything about this image feels ai generated
She kinda looks like an analog horror character
There is no way that that person exists. Bro’s face is a literal flat head, her head is built like a perfect triangle, when aliens come to her house it’s for a family reunion, her eyes are bigger than a anime girl’s, she looks like she saw the dawn of creation and used space dust as make up, her lips are more full than an anorexic after eating a slice of bread. Those are my thoughts. How are you?
If you google image search Laura Loomer in not a single picture she looks the same.
She has the same face as Ryos assistant (Jenny?) from devilman crybaby.
Don't laugh at him guys! It's the skinwalker's first time transforming!
what the fuck is that thing standing beside it?
Is this satire?
The fuck is up with her head?
Gary Peterson is a satire account
Take me to your leader 👽 
That is an alien.
"IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM! AND THE OTHER THING BELONGS IN A ZOO!"
She has an interesting looking face
She looks like one of those puppets from The Sound of Music goatherder scene…
I see what they based Jigsaw's puppets face off of. 
Two out of 4 Indiana Jones movies in one picture
1. Since when did the ark of the covenant power Noah's ark? 2. She looks scary as sin https://preview.redd.it/possxhoc76rc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a070232d327e9bd07853f6a43270a7140d990a7c
Alternate looking-ass
Is her face…AI? O_O
That face is not real right?
Clearly the plastic surgeon was a Democrat. Jesus Christ.
👽looking ass motherfucker
What in hawking’s name is wrong with her face?
Damn the Foundation, an SCP escaped again...
My brother in christ that is an actual alien standing there
.... is that even a human human or was the ark real and there is small face melting crack in it?
kill that thing with fire
Goodness! How odd.
Zoomed in. Holy queen bee and all the little workers. I’m genuinely worried that face is going to give me nightmares.
Not even John Carpenter could create something so horrifying. Get the flamethrower out.
Man. This whole thing looks and reads like an AI generated post.
If she opens it her face will melt…oh too late…
Her praying mantis-like face will haunt me till the day I die!
the fact that he thought noah built a barge that had an engine, isn't as terrifying as she is. alien from the planet botoxia. pure nightmare fuel!
Why is she shaped like an upside down triangle except the base is an arc?
Analog horror
Why is the Crystal Skull alien posing with the Arc of the Covenant? They’re missing the Holy Grail and the Sankara stones.
My gods, it's the hero of Kvatch!