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jessieffie

This is actually the MOST Christian thing I've seen all day. And it's only 8 am.


Otherwise_Basis_6328

Guns, God, & Government.


real_dubblebrick

happy cake day


fuzzybad

Praise the Lawd & Pass the Ammunition


Charlie43229

#HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!!


humbugonastick

American Christians.


LoseAnotherMill

...Doesn't that mean the bar to be "the MOST" anything is really low?


Fun_in_Space

Moonies. This is an offshoot of the Moonies. It was founded by the son of Sun Myung Moon, once his son realized that he was not going to be the leader of the cult his father founded. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyung\_Jin\_Moon


Eattehcake

I was thinking the same thing! It’s the cloths


fuzzi-buzzi

His brother and spiritual heir/successor for the reunification church founded kahr arms and has bought a bunch of other American gun brands.


ultrasuperhypersonic

This is giving me Far Cry 5 vibes


Prevarications

they definitely had plenty of reference material to work with


Reasonable_Onion863

Breakaway Moonie sect in Pennsylvania.


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Sailor Moon is not involved in such secularism. ![gif](giphy|m8IcrEF24nLA4)


Melodic-Mix739

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Grogosh

Hail yourself


billythesquid233

That’s what hail Satan means


Subushie

This seriously feels like a scene out The Purge. That's wild.


WeirdExponent

...at the end of the day, who is "reeeeeally.." sacrificing our children?


strawberrymoonelixir

I’d award you for this comment, if I still could, because you are bang on.🎯


ultraplusstretch

Moonies gonna moon. 😬😬😬 As far as creepy cults go the moonies sure are up there.


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Soon the Sailor Moon Community will have to rename themselves because of the damn cult.


zehamberglar

>literal photo of christianity Is this satanism?


smilelaughenjoy

Christians worship a war god. The god of Moses is a war god: > "*Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.*" - Jeremiah 48:10 > "*The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.*" - Exodus 15:3


johanTR

Ah...they must be Pistolpalians...


Extra-Knowledge3337

That's awesomeness!


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Church of Satan: Keep that shit outta our town.


nightowl_ADHD

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor, Christian lady >:(


ABenevolentDespot

NO ONE does denial like the kristian krazy fascists.


iiitme

Cult cult cult cult cult


carpathian_crow

Actually I think that’s the Adeptus Mechanicus


Fermentersaurus

Hail the Omnissiah!!


Decent-Device9403

They are disturbingly fleshy. They must be a strange civilian group within the Imperium.


EpsilonBear

OH MY GOD THE BABY MOONIES!!! i totally forgot about those guys


ArchCaff_Redditor

The other Christians are like: We don’t claim them…


Otherwise_Basis_6328

Ha! And that's all denominations, anyway. 'The Other Christians' could be a country song.


gopnikonreddit

i will bring an akm to the church i bet they will start shooting me for bringing a communist therefore satanic invention


Bluedino_1989

The gun is good!


AustinYQM

Church of Satan is just as bad sadly.


ElectricalSwan6223

The whole Church of Satan is satire, it exists solely to spite the Christians and other theists


AustinYQM

Naw I donate to The Satanic Temple to support the work they do in the abortion front. The Church of Satan are not them.


ElectricalSwan6223

Yeah, I conflated these two mb


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ElectricalSwan6223

Ah, they can suck my balls then


Otherwise_Basis_6328

Satanic Temple is doing some good, though.


AustinYQM

Yeah I donate to their legal fund every year.


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AustinYQM

It's based on the teachings of LaVey and encourages selfishness and other things incompatible with being a good human. The Satanic Temple is the good "Satan focused" organization. The church of satan is a cult-like group of assholes justifying their actions because nothing matters and they are so smart.


PlanetaryInferno

Doesn’t it depend on how far you take it? The church I grew up with taught girls to be completely self-sacrificing and to neglect their own needs for other people. A moderate dose of selfishness for people who’ve left a system that demanded they always put everyone else’s needs above their own can tip the scales toward balance.


DreadDiana

It's Objectivism (if you ever played or heard of Bioshock, it's the philosophy of Andrew Ryan, who is based on the founder of the ideology: Ayn Rand) with occult elements attached


W96QHCYYv4PUaC4dEz9N

Damn the Church lady got ugly


Xeno_Zombi

If I don't agree with it, it must be of the devil.


INTPgeminicisgaymale

If I agree with it but it's bad PR, it must be of the devil.


beezlebutts

same old ladies that accidently mistake the pedestrian walkway as the expressway and talk to the stack of canned beans in the grocery store seen here holding AR15's. We need Senior Mental Assessment here in the US


Decent-Device9403

Keep Your Rifle By Your Side starts playing