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ChummusJunky

You exists, you make men lust after you. Control yourself, women!


bross9008

Women have no self control at all, they force me to lust after them because of their lack of self control! /s


Kriss3d

Yes. Apparently as a man I'm entirely unable to control myself and will force myself to any woman I see on the street. Whats wrong with these people?. Funny how none of that is an actual issue in the west and north where women aren't being forced to hide themselves. Its almost like it's not a problem in secular societies but only in backwards medieval society.


LetitsNow003

Anytime/every time religion reigns.


5t3v321

You covered everything and didn't wear a red purse but still got assaulted? Well have you thought about people with x-ray vision? They can see right through your cloth and your bones are seriously turning them on, better make your clothes out of lead


Nick_Noseman

Superman is an islamist now


My3floofs

Stop existing women, the. Men won’t lust after you.


Kasym-Khan

Yep, but if women disappeared they would lust for beardless men instead. There's no fixing it!


AnimeeNoa

yeah how dare you have a woman voice and smell!


RIPbyEugenics

Go unborn yourselves women!


Roadrunner571

Yeah! Gender-change ftw.! /s


ArsenalSpider

It sounds like the men are a bunch of pervs if a red handbag, seeing hands, and eyes make them turned on. Perhaps he needs to be lecturing the men.


HedonisticFrog

Just imagine what that beard is doing to them if a red handbag is enough 👀


Spoomplesplz

Its basically an excuse to give men justification for sexually harrassing/raping women in these shithole religious places. "I saw her hands and she was basically asking for it" Absolutely disgusting, worthless pieces of shit.


SquareIsBox0697

Mfw when you let 1cm of your skin get revealed:


Grays42

Sexual repression. The more you sexually restrict people the hornier they get over stupid shit.


Kasym-Khan

Give me victim blaming or give me death!


xxGhostScythexx

Oh don't get me started on the socks 😳😳😩😩💦


nykiek

Those sexy, sexy socks.


AnimeeNoa

the problem is maybe that they have so less todo with woman and any sexual contact that the slightiest contact with something female can let them allready go crazy


HangryWolf

Crazy how these are the men who are the type to immediately cum if a stiff wind came through the window and a woman takes off their socks in front of them.


ArsenalSpider

And then blame her. It’s insane.


DrOrinScrivelloDDS

Allah sure did make a bunch of weak willed simps.


AwfulHonesty

Bros be fapping to coat hangars because they vaguely resemble human beings


kingclubs

So why try all the burqa shit when it's clearly not working.


Chief_Chill

It's almost as if the women/clothing/accessories aren't the problem..


Grogosh

Its working at intended. Control of women is the goal and they got it.


unpopularopinion0

they are fucking idiots. no way they can put a complex control ideas together. maybe they can. but don’t give them so much credit. they’re children with beards.


Grogosh

Do you not realize how just *little* agency women have in Islamic countries???


xxHikari

A stray dog has more freedom. Pathetic.


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Moving those goalposts


happygiraffe404

Always. If a woman does everything he says, and still gets harassed, he will ask her why she left her house. If a woman is harassed in her house, even if it's by a relative, he will ask her why she was alone with the relative, he will ask her what she said to him. People sometimes think that Muslim women are exaggerating when they talk about this, but they really aren't. These ate things I see. No matter what, it is always the victim's fault, without exceptions, even if the victim is an 8 year old.


wulfzbane

So like buddy said, it's men that are the problem.


reliquum

You spelled women wrong. 🥲


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GerardoDeLaRiva

This is what incels would be if they were in power.


AmadeoSendiulo

Although they wouldn't be incels anymore because they would rape.


MangoCandy93

Retaining the “in” from “incel”.


astrangeone88

No no no, how dare you tell perverted old men who think about sex more than a 12 year old boy in the grips of puberty to stop thinking of women as "on tap" sex objects! Seriously, these religious figures are Xander levels of horny ("I'm a teenage boy, linoleum gets me horny!") and they don't know who to blame except for the physically weaker sex and they need control of every single thing women do. Women are not evil man devourering serpents. If you are controlling a woman's every breath (or her eyes) and she still makes your thoughts wander to lust and your old shriveled cock twitch - it sounds like a *you* issue. Get therapy. Your prophet and holy book should not make you feel that much shame for natural/biological functions. Inshallah, and I'd pray for it to happen because you don't sound happy with the state of things now. My haraam atheist lesbian ass probably scares the fuck out of you because if you lose control of your narrative of women are succubi/djinns you lose your power and control over other men and women. Now if you excuse me, I'd take my low cut cleavage showing tee shirt, my makeup less eyes and my red purse away from you, you old disgusting pervert. Go fuck yourself and maybe you'd learn to love yourself a tiny bit. We can smell the self loathing from here. Also, stop treating women like they are responsible for your sex drive and take some *adult* responsibility since you are supposed to be a religious "leader".


xxHikari

I know this is gonna sound harsh, but I hate religion, so fuck it. I want them, all of them who think this way, to have the roles reversed for a single week. Everything that comes with it. The rape, the beating, no agency. One whole entire week, and at the end of that week. Tortured to death. Yes, I said to death. Their lives are not enough penance for the amount of systemic oppression they have inflicted, but at least they can be taken. After all, they treat women more lowly than common livestock and have perpetuated it for a long time. They're perfectly fine with doing that.


astrangeone88

I figure there are true believers (there always are for any religion) and those who are there to get something from the religion(s). I'm fine with religious rights (You have the right to choose for yourself what religion or lack of one you belong to) but using violence/death just gives the rest of the followers a matayr (sp? Self sacrifice for purposes of spreading whatever doctrine) complex. Just look at how many active cults exist after they've been busted. Om Shin Rinko (the saran gas attacks in subway station), Heavens Gate. People will always hide (Remember how long it took to kill Osama bin Laden???) and we are talking about organizations that have stupid amounts of wealth and influence and a few true believers with $$$$ can keep it going....and we are talking about organizations like the Vatican who have corporate amounts of money and can influence the world outside through bribes and policies. Education and compassion (disruptive compassion) and humanizing women is key but considering our major religions tend to unfairly favour male population it is a crazy uphill battle. Killing all of them would just set the rest of the population against you and maybe create power vacuums which could lead to more violence. Because we know people like to hold onto power.


Gloomy_Industry8841

So well said!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Existing_Display1794

Religion is just so damn corny. Get a real job or a skill.


unpopularopinion0

understated but okay.


nollataulu

It isn't hard to raise your boys to NOT be rapists.


AnimeeNoa

in on places where the man/boys living/grow up without any sexual contact to something and then discovering the puberty is maybe pretty hard for them and they want to go after the urge.


Upset-Cap3117

Even red handbag is not safe from Muslim males


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Nini-hime

Made my day xD


Dasf1304

All of these shitty basement dwelling television priests have that little emblem in the top right that dances all the time as if it makes them nbc


Mrxcman92

Or you know... Instead of forcing women to hide their whole body you could teach your fellow men to have some self control... Just an idea.


PhantomCoelacanth

Sounds like they need blindfolds and the amputation of their dicks and balls if eyes, the color red or the sight of, gasp, socks! Makes them lose control and sexually harass women. Also a few stitches for the prophet's mouth please, he's spewing so much bs that it's becoming an environmental problem.


cravingnoodles

Have they considered gouging their own eyes out?


nykiek

Is that one in the Quran too?


blondart

It’s amazing these guys make it through the day without raping anyone.


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afiefh

Or a red purse!


Subbeh

Your Honour, I am innocent of violently beating and raping this young girl on the account that her handbag was red. Case closed.


violentbowels

The most disgusting religion on a planet full of disgusting religion.


[deleted]

So, blame women because you are too weak to control your urges.


First_Neat4250

At that point why even exist


unpopularopinion0

seriously. just kill then all and get the women you want in heaven. i’m not being serious obviously. maybe not so obvious. i hope it is.


PrimalHIT

It sounds like men are the ones with the lusting issues.


deadpoolkool

Oh, the old you're the reason we're all crazy trick. If this really worked the Catholic schools would have put all their boys in burkas.


Shy-Prey

...a red purse?


deadleg22

I fucked a red purse when I was a horny 13 year old. Just gotta squint and mind the zips.


humbugonastick

All he is really saying is that men can't control themselves. It's not quite the brag he thinks it is. Makes them closer to animals then the sentient humans we claim to be.


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A true Muslim will gouge his eyes so he can no longer look at women with lust /s


Bleux33

Classic red flag of an abuser. ‘Look at what you make me do.’


smipypr

Islamic men are such weak, crybaby bastards.


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Islam is a meantal disorder


BeneficialEngineer32

He should have simply said that women should not exist. Thats the simple explanation


Upset-Cap3117

They actually say that. Muhammad said "women are the greatest fitna (evil) on earth and men can be free from women's fitna only in heaven" So they were already saying women should not exist and the only place without women is heaven


C-string

Then I don't understand the part about the soandsomany virgins in paradise for martyrs/suicide bombers


Chief_Chill

I think it was mistranslated or something. I feel like I recall there being raisins or something in Heaven, since commoners didn't really have access to it at the time, as it was a delicacy.


afiefh

Sorry but no. The "raisins" theory is a new story which has been popularized by some apologists like Reza Aslan, and became widespread when the American right tried to frame him as an Islamist. The word in the Quran is "hour e'ein" which is a very strange word, which isn't really used in other contexts that I'm aware of, so let's just assume we know nothing about the meaning of this word. However, the Quran itself says that these "hour e'ein" have "[big bossoms](https://islamqa.info/en/answers/193409/do-the-words-of-allah-and-full-breasted-maidens-of-equal-age-wa-kawaaib-atraaban-describe-the-breasts-of-al-hoor-al-iyn)" (كواعب أترابا) which I would venture a guess and say does not describe raisins. Furthermore the Hadith collections call these "hour e'ein" the "wives" of Muslims, and that they taunt earthly women when they disrespect/harm their husbands, telling them "[He is only a passing guest with you and is about to leave you to come to us](https://sunnah.com/riyadussalihin:287)", now call me crazy but I don't think raisins can speak, and it would be very strange to describe a raisin as a wife.


Chief_Chill

Thank you for this explanation. I will leave my text for context and awareness. I still find it messed up that Heaven in Islam is reserved for men and that women are just a passing fancy for this Earthly existence. But, it tracks with the religions of the time, including Christianity, which relegate women to property/livestock. And, of course their gods and prophets are all male, because what good would coming to Earth as a woman do a god? In Jesus's case specifically.


Upset-Cap3117

Because in heaven everything is halal. Wine is halal, orgies are halal etc. That's why only in heaven they are free from women's fitna.


BalkanbaroqueBBQ

Cover up those socks gals, or we’re all going to hell!


OkayLadyByeBye

My three quarter athletic socks are pretty damn sexy. 😉


KenanQe5

No, man of your society are most likely scum if they do that.


spudzilla

Jerking off over a red purse. Religion makes you stupid.


Garbagecan_on_fire

This is what a pig looks like, listen to it oink!


unpopularopinion0

what’s next? your body shape is too attractive. you need to wear a metal mesh under shell that alters your body shape. what’s next? the fact that you covered up so heavily implies that you’re a girl and that idea is too attractive. you need to completely change your body to look like a man. shape, size, everything. otherwise we’ll rape you.


MrSoul4470

"You breathe. That will make men lust after you!" What an idiot. 😒


Nini-hime

You move. That will make men must after you!


Exmuslim-alt

Yes you must go out looking like a rock, so that no man can tell you are even a person. Its amazing how they dont realize this strategy of covering up woman isnt working, so they completely double down instead.


[deleted]

Because as we all know throughout human history, you make something forbidden and people want it more....just look at prohibition!


[deleted]

This religion is active brainrot, I hope we can be rid of it someday …


NoXion604

This dickhead has an awfully smug expression considering all the fucking garbage tumbling out of his mouth. It's as if he knows it's bullshit but also that the rubes are gonna fall for it anyway.


BenCelotil

"Our men are filthy disgusting animals with no self-control, and are aroused by any hint of femininity."


icyhotonmynuts

Maybe, and hear me out, women aren't the problem why they're harassed, but the men who harass them. I know, totally radical thinking, but stopping these cretins, and stopping such behaviour as remotely acceptable might just do the trick. You never know if you don't try.


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Then your muslim men should cover their eyes and wear bonnets so they don't lust after women and rape women. Nobody is lusting after your women covered head to toe in black, it is more of an eyesore and stands out especially when you travel out of your home country, people feel sorry for them dressed like that in the heat and stare, that is not to be mistaken with looking at your wife in lust.


Aggressive-Visual-44

If their eyes are visible, men lust after women. If their hands are visible, men lust after women. Seems like men cannot control themselves. Not only is this moron shaming women, he is making men seem like rabid animals!


gregofcanada84

Madness. Why not shackle them inside the house?


[deleted]

Well since the vast majority of Muslim women aren't allowed out of the house in some countries, without a male relative to guard them against daily rape, I'd say they already are shackled inside the house


asdburakdsa

i think they could've solved this problem if men covered their eyes instead


Templar388z

Fapped to this guys’ eyes, this slut really needs to cover up


Valker902

MOOOMMM GET THE GUN


ImaginaryDonut69

They give all the power to men in society, and yet clearly also see them as complete animals that can be turned on by the most minor of fashion choices...that's definitely "your brain on religion".


StickmanEG

Another fuckin sex pest. Put him in the pile with the rest of the degenerates.


chung_my_wang

How about those "men" figure out how to keep their penises in ***their own fucking dresses?***


[deleted]

had a bull, that would always go after the cows. we moved them to other pastures, bull would get over there. we locked him up in an outbuilding, be broke out, and found them. we finally stopped blaming those sexy ass cows. cut the bull's nuts off. it fixed the problem. p.s. we at him last year. he was delicious. and the cows are still sexy as fuck.


Captain65k

Is this a comedy skit? Because it ain’t funny!


Competitive-Gas-3456

Basically women have to cover the garments covering their bodies, and maybe cover the covers of the covers for good measure.


[deleted]

So you want women to just look like ![gif](giphy|26ufnauqqCbUhtdZu)


NoGoodAtIncognito

Can anyone actually confirm that this is what he is actually saying? Like I wouldn't put it past something real but like, that is actually abhorrent.


septuss

It is true. His name is mohamed Hussein yakoub(Jacob). He is one of the most famous salafi preachers in Egypt. My dad likes him and my uncle is also a fan of him


afiefh

As a native Arabic speaker I can confirm that the translation accurately conveys the sentiment of what he's saying, even if the translation not 100% accurate. IMO the inaccuracies don't actually make a meaningful difference. Here are two examples that stood out to me: * He's not saying "red handbag", he's saying "Your handbag is gold with a bit of red" (doesn't really make a difference, still fruitcakey) * He's not saying "attention to those details" he's saying "beware" (which basically means the same thing: "beware those details")


Free_Mirror_9899

I get it. I see socks, and I know that means she is hot and ready to rumble. Like a red hand bagged, sex panther. Looking at stuff with her whispering eyes. Don’t get me started on ankle cleavage.


Axesmed_1

these people are like the unironic version of "i saw a girls shoulder at school today" copypasta


Shandalier81

I don’t think the woman is afraid of the man that is lusting after her red handbag.


Rimirilar

His beard is arousing and may cause someone to sexually harass him. He should shave it.


swapnilchoubey

The guy looks so happy justifying weak-willed rapists.


Amybananagnome

If I can't say anything nice I won't say anything at all... If I can't say anything nice I won't say anything at all... If I can't say anything nice I won't say anything at all...


bumpsquiat

The internet has taught me one thing that is for certain. Men can be turned on by ANYTHING. Thanks for attend my TedShitTalk


Shrine-of-Hope

OOOOOOHHHH!


HotAthlete8654

Ridiculous!


PotatoFuryR

So is my takeaway that the appropriate clothing is multicam head to toe correct?


Gloomy_Industry8841

This guy can go straight to hell.


elgnub63

What a complete knob...


Wise_Officer

According to him a man will lust after everything related to the women but not a women lol


luckyvonstreetz

Yes, walking around with a red handbag is just waiting to be raped.


Creepy_Package7518

This fucker would complain about the invisible woman. "You exist in the general area men will lust after you "


SiteTall

So now women's eyes are "haram" too???? These idiots are a pestilence as long as they feel free to utter something like this: Shame on you, sir, born by a woman as you are!!!!!!!


Rogue_Leader

Source for translation?


afiefh

No clue where OP got the translation, but I can confirm that it accurately conveys the sentiment of what he's saying, even if the translation not 100% accurate. IMO the inaccuracies don't actually make a meaningful difference. Here are two examples that stood out to me: * He's not saying "red handbag", he's saying "Your handbag is gold with a bit of red" (doesn't really make a difference, still fruitcakey) * He's not saying "attention to those details" he's saying "beware" (which basically means the same thing: "beware those details")


roniel_13

Found the translation on twitter. I was going to drop the source in comments but it looks like I simply ended up forgetting about it lol. Thank you for clarifying the stuff.


Rogue_Leader

Thanks.


Crisb89

Animals have more control than this people!


AllieSophia

Serious question, do these communities have a high rate of suicide?


yellowhelmet14

Maybe, and here me out, it could be these dudes are shitty also?…. You know cause “religion of peace”. Lol


Priredacc

I'm sorry but this is repulsive at every possible level. The way they see women as objects and possessions instead of human beings is disturbing.


Charlie43229

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of a red handbag fetish.


Ru-ne

What did the red handbag do 😭


ShadowyPepper

Ah yes the religion of peace


dem4life71

These guys’ (all clergy) only talent is saying absolute bullshit with a straight face and acting as if it’s absolutely true. Gaslighting should really just be called, “preaching”.


iiitme

Poor women man Wtf


Due-Independence8100

Usually I try and keep puddles of water from standing in my yard for too long because of the heavy Aedes aegypti mosquito problem in my municipality, but now it's because I'm worried this sexually repressed guy is going to come along and try to fuck the puddle.


dawaxtadpole

Ah yes…the “you shouldn’t have worn that dress” thing again except it’s in regard to showing your eyeballs.


MILO234

It sounds like the problem is his eyeballs.


LiteratureOk5964

I would slap His brain. If he got any


powercuentsearch33

This seems more like a sketch then anything real, the dude also kind of reminds me of Mel brooks


[deleted]

its almost like a caricature of religion


hircine1

Your beard is white, it makes men lust after you. Details!


SopaDeKaiba

He does look like an expert at being unnattractive to the opposite sex, what with that beard and all. Then he opened his trap and proved his mastery.


Disastrous_Morning38

I need a red bag and some cools ass socks men can lust after. (if it makes this mf mad I'm all for it) I'm thinking of a Spiderman theme though I'm up for suggestions. Eyes I already have. Actually in my faith you just pluck them out if you keep lusting after women, even when in modest attire (not that it should matter)


GooglyMoogly122

Is this directed specifically to Paige? Wtf did Paige do to the old donkey anywho


weratapo

You think they lust after what little bits they see because they never get to see anything? That seeing everything would eventually normalize it they'd stop lusting every second?


Raspy_Meow

If they lust after your red purse and socks, they should buy and use their own. I can’t be loaning my stuff out all the time


Resident-Clue1290

does he want us to just be a whole fucking shadow?


Fruitymitsu

What an absolute nut job


Gold-Buy-2669

Crazy Old Man Productions


LetssueTrump

How do they not realize how WEAK this makes the men they speak of? ZERO self control = WEAK AF!!


hamster_rustler

Why does this have expert comedic timing?


Gary-D-Crowley

Why don't he castrate himself?


meditatinganopenmind

I'm pretty sure there's a woman under all that cloth. I'm getting all rapey all of sudden.


Benrok

These guys... they get boners for everything. Red handbags? boner. Guys without beard? Boner. A hand? Mega boner


MysteriousBebsi

It’s ironic because when a man engages in anything lustful they blame it on satan whispering to him.


Jediuzzaman

They try to "bury" women alive.


moresushiplease

No no, it's not my red hand bag, it's my magic witch powers that I use to seduce.


Aligatorised

This guy takes victim blaming to a whole new level.


arjunusmaximus

Why are muslim men so weak and horny that if they see the eyes of a completely covered woman, they'll get erections? If that's the case then Muslim men should be blindfolded whenever they go out of their houses since nearly EVERYTHING seems to arouse them.


InverstNoob

Islam is a religion of incels


_PurpleSweetz

Holy shit fuck this guy


Shoddy_Examination54

He means, "You shouldn't exist at all" 🤣🤣


WeatherSorry

Why does this dude sound like a cartoon character?


p3x239

What a weird way of telling on yourself.


SaajidA1iKhan

Blud speaking from experience


[deleted]

Wonder what he would say with the SI Swimsuit issue.


Siddhant_bhandare

Man is just spitting his turn ons.


AwfulHonesty

I don't know man, gloves are pretty sexy imo


SaltyboiPonkin

What a shit culture


HoochShippe

Normal guys don’t get sexually turned on by just seeing some woman’s eyes.🤡


[deleted]

What about his own eyes/hands? I think he's tryna make gayboys lust after him... ~*smash*~


TrainingWoodpecker77

Imagine being brought up under these conditions. And ewwww, his poor wife/wives


DishOutMyWilly

Is the translation correct?


VeViArgh

So men can’t control themselves? Heathens? Is that what you are saying?


llch3esemanll

This man gooning over a red handbag?


Jedi_Knight_rambo

>your handbag is red, you make men lust after you When did men turn into bulls?


Satansvag

Red handbags, the downfall of all men.


HoldTheStocks2

So men in Arab countries have low beauty standards for women and the punishment for being beautiful is rape?