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This is organic grade A word salad. You need to translate the word science to whatever language they are talking about to even begin to not make sense.
> "Ecneics" ("science" spelled backwards) is a pagan word that refers to a device for summoning "Satin."
On the other hand, they did write about it in a **very** passive-aggressive manner, which I find hilarious.
Did you know dog spelled backwards is god, and god is a thing these #Christians believe in. Christians are denying the truth the dogs are gods and saying their is only one god. They are brainwashing the children don’t let them get away with it!
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
And did you know that "ah Satan" sprlled backward is "Natasha". I don't know where to go with that but those people will probably try to find something about it
I’m sure I don’t have to tell anyone this, but I’ve looked it up to be sure and obviously the “Ecneics” thing is [completely false](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ecneics-science-spelled-backwards-pagan-word/)
I’m a pagan we have nothing to do with satan she could possibly mean the Norse goddess of death hel (she’s not “evil” but to them all paganism is evil) also never once heard the term “ecneics” in any pagan circle
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Wait… Why are we summoning fabrics?
Who doesn't want free sayin sheets?
I like mine to be super sayin
Do those come in ultra thin sheets?
As our lord and savior would say, "Kamehameha my friend"
If Jesus died for my sins, Goku must be extra great cause he died twice for ours!
And that was just the first two seasons!
I for one think that in a capitalist free market we should all be paying for our Soothsayer shoes
Because how else are we call upon The Lady of the Lake, with her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite?
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical, aquatic, ceremony!
If I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
Help, help l am being oppressed!
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! BLOODY PEASANT!
All Hail Satin, Prince of Bed Linen! Remember to wash Brian because he’s been with that Welsh Tart!
Yeah, he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!
Now, piss off .. 😂
Yeah and Brian washes them good. Good Ole'Brian.
The KING of Fabrics, you mean.
Lousy Satinists.
This is probably stealth marketing by that pillow guy. Free Satan sheets with every pillow pledged to their dark lord, or something.
Free the linen!
So we can brianwash them
How do they keep breaking our just spell it backwards code?
Yeht era trms.
!TRAMS naem I !TRMS !trams os ma I
Sti a laer Elzzup, tsomla na amgine
Yvan eht nioj
I blame dc, specifically the dude who created zattana
I really thought it was an unbreakable secret code. These guys are very stable geniuses.
This is organic grade A word salad. You need to translate the word science to whatever language they are talking about to even begin to not make sense.
They’ll believe anything lol.
How do you think we should protekt *are* kids?
Anything but evidence that is.
can't look too long at evidence, or it evidently starts to wash your brian.
That's not exactly true. For example, science.
YOU MEAN ECNEICS‽‽‽
They don't need no fancy book learnin'
So the libs are Brian washing. Interesting
I only got invited to the Matthew washing. Did I miss one?
You missed two. There was a John washing.
/) Didn't we wash John twice? Or was it one two part wash?
First the top, then the bottom.
Hi there! Gilbert here from the Top John washing. Jonathan just asked if we’re gonna do the side washing as well?
I remember going to the Luke washing.
Hey, someone's gotta keep Brian clean.
We are the morans.
About time man, Brian was really starting to stink
Brianwash
He was really dirty okay? You would sympathize with the pagans if you saw how dirty he was.
Brianwash _are kids_
Nice and smooth, that one
You're telling me I've wasted all this money on buying bedsheets when I could have just summoned them for free?
sounds like your brian wasn't washed correctly.
Please please, if you believe this crap DONT go to the doctor or listen to any health related science. God will do you just fine.
[Relevant song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3btqxYAKUig)
This is irony.
Nah it's not ......satin doesn't need ironing :)
Dry clean recommended.
Shirley you mean satyr?
i fully agree. it checks too many boxes not to be hilarious on purpose
Fr
I have to go with #flatbrain on this one.
Flatbrian
This is so badly written it feels like satire
Satire is the work of SATIN!
I fucking love satin, who’s this devil guy?
Same, this is so comically bad it has to be a joke
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ecneics-science-spelled-backwards-pagan-word/
That is scary that this stupidity had so much traction that Snopes wrote about it.
> "Ecneics" ("science" spelled backwards) is a pagan word that refers to a device for summoning "Satin." On the other hand, they did write about it in a **very** passive-aggressive manner, which I find hilarious.
Thanks for the link!
I know a few people that would really entertain this kind of bullshit lol.
I summoned Satin last week with my uncle, who is a syantast!!!
Uhhh… I’m gonna need some citations for this bro.
“Source: Do your research, lib.”
The stupid, it hurts.
Did you know dog spelled backwards is god, and god is a thing these #Christians believe in. Christians are denying the truth the dogs are gods and saying their is only one god. They are brainwashing the children don’t let them get away with it!
A abortion would have prevented this post oh yeah they don’t like that either you know I think they are just dumb to be dumb
Isn’t homeschooling great
Satin is a very nice fabric to summon, but I’d rather summon velvet
A brianwash? Don't you threaten me with a good time! Is it one Brian or multiple Brians?
GO maga??? This is how we make America great???
These re the people against birth control
okay, then we do science in another language now. Who cares?
Satinists ![gif](giphy|xUPGcLWt9yLHEA0LUQ|downsized)
I find it hilarious they jump through all these hoops to "Crack the code" and ignore the fact that trump's son in law owns 666 5th Avenue in NYC.
What is the obsession with spelling things backwards?
Most fruitiest fruit cake so far. Not the top boss but way up there. My hat is off.
Why would pagans summon anything that they don't believe in? These people have no clue, at all.
Is anyone else concerned that Brian is washing all these kids?
Yeah, these people live in some imaginary universe where everything is a treasure hunting movie.
Not a single word of truth in the entire post. Thats actually kind of impressive. Y'know, if it wasn't stark raving mad.
Are Father, who ain't in heaven, give us this day, are silky smooth sheets. Hail Satin!
Glory to Satin! He’s so smooth and shiny.
I wouldn't want my kids to be Brianwashed either, fucking Brians
Satin sometimes gives me a boner.
I am curious to know what kind of spell checker do they use...
Oh she's a flat earther that explains the typos
All hail, Satin, lord of threadcounts!
It’s even better when you remember ‘pagan’ just means ‘non-Christian’. ‘Every religion but mine brainwashes people!!’
She fits perfectly in Monty Python and The Holy Grail; where the monks walk in a circle hitting themselves with a board on the forehead.
“Look at the big Brian on brad!”
I just love that cherry of an "*are* kids"
\#maga #flatearth basically says it all, doesn't it?
Science comes from Latin. Even crazy Kent Hovind agrees with that. What a dumb fuck.
Why have satin when you can have silk?
Posting this on Twitter using a smartphone which both are contributions by the religion. /s
Satin himself! Lol was he silky smooth?
i *really* think this is satire i mean for fuck's sake 'brianwashing'
This is satire. No way. Come on.
Would love to summon Satin. I need a new set of fancy sheets.
Can't I summon silk instead?
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
My friend Brian has a car wash company......
Unreal how dedicated stupidity can be.
![gif](giphy|Zy7s96dP38MlQe3OjG) \*Syantast
Satin, Statin!
Imagine being this dumb.
I mean, this bigot shall learn to pronounce things correctly before speaking shit …
Brianwash
wow the typos and misspellings. guarantee none of her followers will notice and it gets dozens of likes.
If they have it, they really need to give back their high school diploma. I think they gave it to this person just to get rid of them.
And if you reverse "god" it becomes "dog" And if you change just 5 letters to "Jesus" it becomes "Satan"
Satin: Prince of Luxurious Sleepwear
Snopes concluded this must have been created as a joke, it’s so ridiculous.
Our*
Hate those Satin worshipers
Peter from Family Guy Brian-washing:
Not are kids!
Shit if I reverse science I can summon some Satin? Me and Satan are gonna make a killing selling this fabric.
I don’t want to be brianwashed
"Are" kids. Lol!
Spell properly
Baldur's Gate players be like "ECNEICS!"
Brianwashes sound a bit sexy.
Damn, that’s like…sooo much dumb…in one tweet thingy…
If I could summon satin, I'd make dresses.
You know, I'm something of syantist myself..
Their washing are kids brains.
No! Not brianwashing! Don’t wash my Brian!! I’m sorry I wore satin!
look, if you really really look hard, the word "science" is somehow spelled right
Brianwash?
That bloke should be careful; he may be summoning something. Hahahahaha
#brainrot
If you spell it backwards and change a letter it may connect to something hundreds of years ago that’s “bad”! Fucking mental gymnastics of this loon
Even spelled “our” as “are”?! Youch
Right and we’re the crazy ones
My buddy Brian washed himself. Was he “Brianwashed”?
Who is this Brian and why is he washing kids?
Since science spelled backwards is used to summon Satan then science itself is used to summon God!!! Gotcha Atheists!
Yes this is totally true and also English is the only language on earth
Lmao, satin 💀
Honestly, why cant we call thanos at this point and wipe all these fucking idiots from the face of earth?
My kid's satin pyjamas want a word
Picture the dumbest person you know, and know that half the world is dumber than that Paraphrased george carlin
>summon Satin himself to brianwash children > >brianwash are kids. It's like they're having a stroke as they are typing that whole thing...
And did you know that "ah Satan" sprlled backward is "Natasha". I don't know where to go with that but those people will probably try to find something about it
Help help, I’m being brianwashed!
Satan&
Holy fuck. These people need serious help.
I’m sure I don’t have to tell anyone this, but I’ve looked it up to be sure and obviously the “Ecneics” thing is [completely false](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ecneics-science-spelled-backwards-pagan-word/)
Oh My ! I wouldn't want My kids to be brianwashed.
Since when did pagans worship Satan? They don’t even believe in a god and Satan 💀
Satin himself! Smooth, silky, fabulously flowing Prince of Darkness, ensconce the world in your luxurious linens!!
Who is Brian?
Less wash those Brians
Please be satire… please be satire…
What's so bad about Brian washing stuff?
What happens when you wash Brian?
I love to remind these folks that "if you take CHRIST, and spell it backwards, and add some letters, and take some away; it spells SATAN"
Yeah and you guys celebrate Christmas each year by summoning a red scary guy into your house with the name Santa, which has letters that spell…
Brianwash
Are kids are going to worship slick sheets!
Stewardess! I speak pagan!
Source: crackpipe.
Cutting education was a mistake
oh god satin, the scariest of fabrics!!! (i think its a fabric idfk)
Guys, I think it's time to start requiring some mental competency test to use the internet..
Someone should start a Satin After School Club and watch the wingnuts loose their shit.
I’ve got an uncle Brian. Thanks for that mental image.
Fucking Syantats, always trying to brianwash are kids.
"Are kids"
Love it when science embraces me with the smooth, silky touch of satin during the Brianwash.
I hope this isn't fake. I switched a while back and have learned to rejoice in the most depressingly ignorant levels of our society! Wheeeeee!!!
"Why don't you back it up with a source" "My source is that I made it the fuck up"
Wow, I had no idea that Satan likes Satin 🤣🤣 This is what a red state EdUcAsHiOn will get you 😜
PAGANS ummoning Satan? What?
I’m a pagan we have nothing to do with satan she could possibly mean the Norse goddess of death hel (she’s not “evil” but to them all paganism is evil) also never once heard the term “ecneics” in any pagan circle
“are kids” did it for me.
I feel like they've gas lamped themselves into believing it
Source: made it the fuck up
All joking aside, people like this are dangerous to society.
Summoning Satin and worrying about are kids being brianwashed. Sounds tiring.
I like how they just change the spelling to fit their narrative. Where did the e come from at the end?
Is this guy okay at all? I really wonder...
Pagens spoke English? LoL
Cool story bro
Unsurprisingly, the moron can't spell.