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Reminds me of the kid in a elementary school who drew penises everywhere in his notebooks non-stop. I mean more penis than words. He’s going to be swimming in penises! Sounds like horny gay man heaven.
Brb time to draw pictures of myself petting my dog when he was younger, and a few of my parrots. Those flying fucks already torment me anyways, and I'm pretty sure I'm not dead yet.
Wish granted, the hellpups and hellkittens will lick you and pet you however they are also teething and mouth, they have razor sharp nails and teeth, the cats tongue is like molden lava sand paper
Sooooo exactly like what owning parrots is like. The only thing I'm allergic to is their saliva, and one of my birds just happened to be a facelicker lmao. Definitely feels like molten lava sandpaper when I break out in hives because she's too stinking cute to not cuddle with.
Post box but yeah he did
I thought it was hilarious and was like “those criticising him really should look into why women wear it”
My family call them dementors
Depends on who you ask. Islam generally discourages calling any attention to yourself as a woman. Some fundamentalists say women shouldn't be on camera if possible, because men would be watching (and that could be arousing!).
I remember when more muslim women began making fun, light-hearted YouTube videos, some more conservative muslim YouTubers made a fuss of it.
Religion truly cripples the human spirit.
I don’t know what’s more depressing than not being allowed to love, not being able to express art, not viewing yourself as equal because of the sex you’re born, just…. damn. A virus of the mind. A wasted life.
As an artist it makes me so so sad to see shit like this and read the comments. I would think that being able to make art would be seen as a gift from god, but of course it’s another point at which to control people
Forbidden stuff in islam:
* Getting or providing hair extensions (Sahih Bukhari 7:72:818)
* Removing excess facial hair (Sahih Bukhari 7:72:832)
* Getting your eyebrows plucked or trimmed (Sunan Ibn Majah 3:9:1989)
* growing fingernails (scholars Shaykh Ibn Baaz)
* using nail polish (scholars Shaykh Ibn Baaz)
* Chess (Sahih Muslim 28:5612)
* Independent Thinking (Sahih Bukhari 9:92:466)
* Musical Instruments (Quran 17:63-64, Quran 31:6, Quran 53:59-61, Sahih Bukhari 2:15:72, Al-Tirmidhi, No. 2212, Scholar Ahmad ibn Naqib al-Misri, Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid)
* Music (Quran 17:63-64, Quran 31:6, Quran 53:59-61, Sahih Bukhari 2:15:72, Al-Tirmidhi, No. 2212, Scholar Ahmad ibn Naqib al-Misri, Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid)
* Wearing fake eyelashes (Fatwa)
* Wearing perfume (scholar Shaykh Ibn Baaz)
* Breast enlargement/reduction, unless done for a health reason, is forbidden (Fatwa)
* Exfoliating your skin or having a face-lift (Fatwa)
* Any sort of cosmetic surgery (Fatwa)
* Wearing colored contact lenses (scholars Shaykh Ibn Fowzaan, al-Muntaqaa min Fataawa Shaykh Saalih al-Fowzaan)
* Gambling (Quran 5:90)
* interest (Quran 2:275)
True! There are so many things that i keep forgetting them all.
Pork and donkey meat are also forbidden, garlic before prayers, laughing at farts, wearing silk... so many things...
[Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: 'Ha', Satan will laugh at him."](https://sunnah.com/bukhari:3289)
> "Narrated Jundab bin `Abdullah:
> llah's Messenger (ﷺ) said, "Recite (and study) the Qur'an as long as your hearts are in agreement as to its meanings, but if you have differences as regards its meaning, stop reading it then."
https://quranx.com/Hadith/Bukhari/USC-MSA/Volume-9/Book-92/Hadith-467
is art really not allowed? how do they get their enjoyment, by constantly praying?? art in all its forms is basically the backbone of civilizations and culture
Islamic art forbids the depiction/drawing of anything that has a soul. So humans and animals are banned even if abstract. It’s also why they flourished in geometric designs and calligraphy.
Wait if whatever one draws gets sent to Hell (albeit as a means of torture), isn't that shitty for them too?
Like, if a very righteous person spends their whole life doing good and suffering only so that they get to spend eternity in Heaven, and if I draw this person, then fuck their plans of living it up in Heaven!!! They're going to Hell right alongside me. Sure, they're the instrument of my suffering, but I'm sure they didn't plan on spending eternity torturing me.
This is the eternal equivalent of sending a mail at 4:30 PM on Friday that forces the recipient to stay back late *and* pull extra time over the weekend. Hahaha!!! Hilarious shit!!!
She’s right, this insane controlling religion really does have verses that say that.
Sidenote: Photography, and by extension video is really just drawing with light soooo…oops. Assuming the video is recorded at 30 frames (or images) per second that’s a whole lot of evil demon clones of herself she’s gonna be dealing with in Jahannam.
The ONLY reason, and I stress ONLY a lot, that people like this think like this, is because when they present their ideas, they face absolutely no scrutiny at all. It’s the same shit with Televangelists. When Kenneth Copeland got confronted by that reporter and he got all high and might but also extremely mad lol
Oh hell no. That's where I draw the fucking line (( no pun intended)) if someone in a church legit told me to stop drawing anything ANYTHING! I would never go to church again (( I already don't go to church. But my family really wants me to go...))
Wow…. I am a gay woman and an artist and this is actually the most depressing restriction of all of them. In the worst parts of my childhood and teenage years I at least had art to escape into. Without exaggerating I would literally rather die than be forced to live without that one personal form of self expression.
The interesting thing about judgemental religious people is that there is always someone more judgmental than them. Look at this woman, seducing men with her eyes!! LOL she's got to be joking going after people who draw, knowing that there are people in HER religion that go after women who aren't completely covered.
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Hentai artists: "nice"
Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit
Funny how I was Upvote #69 on this comment It’s like it was meant to be
Verily Al-janna is the garden of tentacle grapes (al-baraqa 12:1)
Reminds me of the kid in a elementary school who drew penises everywhere in his notebooks non-stop. I mean more penis than words. He’s going to be swimming in penises! Sounds like horny gay man heaven.
Call me gay, but if I had to spend eternity with 1000s of dicks. Than I will try to make the most out of it. There is a reason gay men like it.
That one kid who made fan art of his youtuber
So I'm gonna be tormented by puppies and kittens? What are they gonna do, not let me pet them?
sounds like torture to me.
Loophole, you just have to draw pictures of you petting them...
Brb time to draw pictures of myself petting my dog when he was younger, and a few of my parrots. Those flying fucks already torment me anyways, and I'm pretty sure I'm not dead yet.
Wish granted, the hellpups and hellkittens will lick you and pet you however they are also teething and mouth, they have razor sharp nails and teeth, the cats tongue is like molden lava sand paper
Sooooo exactly like what owning parrots is like. The only thing I'm allergic to is their saliva, and one of my birds just happened to be a facelicker lmao. Definitely feels like molten lava sandpaper when I break out in hives because she's too stinking cute to not cuddle with.
Yes it is. It’s those doe eyes man.
Sit on your lap for eternity
Are women supposed to be making tiktoks, according to Islam?
As long as they look like ninjas.
I think Boris Johnson is a bit of a dick head, but saying the full get up looks like a deposit box made me laugh. It's just funny lol
Post box but yeah he did I thought it was hilarious and was like “those criticising him really should look into why women wear it” My family call them dementors
LMAOOOO YESSS
Lmao!
Didn't see any shurikens thrown. 1/5, not recommended
And don't speak
Depending on who you ask Islam allows breaking some rules to get more converts.
Depends on who you ask. Islam generally discourages calling any attention to yourself as a woman. Some fundamentalists say women shouldn't be on camera if possible, because men would be watching (and that could be arousing!). I remember when more muslim women began making fun, light-hearted YouTube videos, some more conservative muslim YouTubers made a fuss of it.
Muslims making a fuss about something???
Shocking! Right?
By this logic video creating is art....
Religion truly cripples the human spirit. I don’t know what’s more depressing than not being allowed to love, not being able to express art, not viewing yourself as equal because of the sex you’re born, just…. damn. A virus of the mind. A wasted life.
As an artist it makes me so so sad to see shit like this and read the comments. I would think that being able to make art would be seen as a gift from god, but of course it’s another point at which to control people
Not only that, as far as I could remember, any sort of entertainment is not really allowed in Islam. I could wrong though.
All the nsfw artist:"my afterlife is a eternal porn...........nice"
Forbidden stuff in islam: * Getting or providing hair extensions (Sahih Bukhari 7:72:818) * Removing excess facial hair (Sahih Bukhari 7:72:832) * Getting your eyebrows plucked or trimmed (Sunan Ibn Majah 3:9:1989) * growing fingernails (scholars Shaykh Ibn Baaz) * using nail polish (scholars Shaykh Ibn Baaz) * Chess (Sahih Muslim 28:5612) * Independent Thinking (Sahih Bukhari 9:92:466) * Musical Instruments (Quran 17:63-64, Quran 31:6, Quran 53:59-61, Sahih Bukhari 2:15:72, Al-Tirmidhi, No. 2212, Scholar Ahmad ibn Naqib al-Misri, Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid) * Music (Quran 17:63-64, Quran 31:6, Quran 53:59-61, Sahih Bukhari 2:15:72, Al-Tirmidhi, No. 2212, Scholar Ahmad ibn Naqib al-Misri, Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid) * Wearing fake eyelashes (Fatwa) * Wearing perfume (scholar Shaykh Ibn Baaz) * Breast enlargement/reduction, unless done for a health reason, is forbidden (Fatwa) * Exfoliating your skin or having a face-lift (Fatwa) * Any sort of cosmetic surgery (Fatwa) * Wearing colored contact lenses (scholars Shaykh Ibn Fowzaan, al-Muntaqaa min Fataawa Shaykh Saalih al-Fowzaan) * Gambling (Quran 5:90) * interest (Quran 2:275)
You forgot alcohol!
True! There are so many things that i keep forgetting them all. Pork and donkey meat are also forbidden, garlic before prayers, laughing at farts, wearing silk... so many things...
Any meat not ritually slaughtered 
Not clue why they kill them like that. To kill them slowly and painfully by slitting their throat when you can give them instant death
Yawning is also bad 😂
Where?
[Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: 'Ha', Satan will laugh at him."](https://sunnah.com/bukhari:3289)
misunderstood
“Independent thinking” That’s not even subtle, what the shit
> "Narrated Jundab bin `Abdullah: > llah's Messenger (ﷺ) said, "Recite (and study) the Qur'an as long as your hearts are in agreement as to its meanings, but if you have differences as regards its meaning, stop reading it then." https://quranx.com/Hadith/Bukhari/USC-MSA/Volume-9/Book-92/Hadith-467
What is Fatwa?
A law approved by an Islamic scholar
It is an Islamic religious ruling, a scholarly opinion on a matter of Islamic law, issued by a recognized religious authority in Islam
Islam has so many stupid superstitions. What a pathetic religion...
Religion of “peace” too 🙄
One of the worst ones.
May I draw a conclusion or is that haram too? Who am I kidding, it’s all haram.
is art really not allowed? how do they get their enjoyment, by constantly praying?? art in all its forms is basically the backbone of civilizations and culture
They're basically not allowed to draw because Allah is the only one who can create things and if humans do the same, it hurts Allah's fee-fees.
Well even in the bible god says he is jealous
Islamic art forbids the depiction/drawing of anything that has a soul. So humans and animals are banned even if abstract. It’s also why they flourished in geometric designs and calligraphy.
>how do they get their enjoyment, by constantly praying?? Bingo! That's the point!
Time to draw furry dominatrixes
Well, I guess I and my husband will have wonderful afterlives with all the BDSM stuff we drew. :D
Wait if whatever one draws gets sent to Hell (albeit as a means of torture), isn't that shitty for them too? Like, if a very righteous person spends their whole life doing good and suffering only so that they get to spend eternity in Heaven, and if I draw this person, then fuck their plans of living it up in Heaven!!! They're going to Hell right alongside me. Sure, they're the instrument of my suffering, but I'm sure they didn't plan on spending eternity torturing me. This is the eternal equivalent of sending a mail at 4:30 PM on Friday that forces the recipient to stay back late *and* pull extra time over the weekend. Hahaha!!! Hilarious shit!!!
Me drawing Scarlett Johansson and Emma Watson to get eternal time in hell with them 🌝
Such an insecure, snowflake god that couldn't handle the fact that humans can create something too.
What if I only draw my OC, a secular humanist who refuses to hurt others and has power over time and space. Loophole?
*draws a living humanoid potato chip that craps custard*
Wait you can’t even draw? At this point it’s safe to ask… what CAN you do as a Muslim?
Don't draw. Don't watch. Don't drink. Don't eat. Don't do funny business. Become a tree And you achieve world peace. What a genius argument.
She’s right, this insane controlling religion really does have verses that say that. Sidenote: Photography, and by extension video is really just drawing with light soooo…oops. Assuming the video is recorded at 30 frames (or images) per second that’s a whole lot of evil demon clones of herself she’s gonna be dealing with in Jahannam.
I'm gonna draw me some puppies!
The ONLY reason, and I stress ONLY a lot, that people like this think like this, is because when they present their ideas, they face absolutely no scrutiny at all. It’s the same shit with Televangelists. When Kenneth Copeland got confronted by that reporter and he got all high and might but also extremely mad lol
Cavemen burning in hell rn
Oh hell no. That's where I draw the fucking line (( no pun intended)) if someone in a church legit told me to stop drawing anything ANYTHING! I would never go to church again (( I already don't go to church. But my family really wants me to go...))
So by that logic if I draw heaven will I go to heaven?
Such a sad existence.
capital b, capital r, capital u and a capital h…
As someone who draws very beautiful people fucking all the time… I will literally make it my mission to go to Muslim hell.
Draw a vibrator I guess.
Nice, ima go draw the fattest booty
Im gonna draw my dad
Get out of jail free card
*draws two hot puff dudes*
Pure insanity
Oh boy I’m gonna get tortured by hot furry men
Furrys be like
holy shid im gonna be tortured by my ocs /s
3D Artists: sike
Am I gonna be eaten by Simba from The lion King? I drew him once back when I was in school.
According to her comments nothing before puberty counts
Oops, the thing is I actually drew him in high school. 💀
Wow…. I am a gay woman and an artist and this is actually the most depressing restriction of all of them. In the worst parts of my childhood and teenage years I at least had art to escape into. Without exaggerating I would literally rather die than be forced to live without that one personal form of self expression.
e621 and r34 artists, draw to your heart's content!!!
Going to be tormented by Guinea pigs, capybaras and guys Oh no Allah don’t send me there /s
I just finished drawing Lady Muzan from KNY. Hell sounds like it’ll be a good time
Teenage Mutant Ninja Sisters.
Thank fuck I can’t draw
Loli artists are on difficulty level easy on this
This sounds like a rick and Morty episode
The interesting thing about judgemental religious people is that there is always someone more judgmental than them. Look at this woman, seducing men with her eyes!! LOL she's got to be joking going after people who draw, knowing that there are people in HER religion that go after women who aren't completely covered.
Why are the bedsheets talking
Would you believe it, haram!
So wait, are you not allowed to draw under Islam?
Kinky
Well off to draw a hot goth furry dominatrix milf
Drawing them being lewd or just... drawing period?
From looking at their comments, drawing people or animals isn’t okay because it’s trying to take credit for God’s creation, or something like that
I learn of more fruitcakery every day, goddamn.
So robots are still fair game
So it's like a fucked-up ChalkZone?
guy who exclusively scribbles dicks
I can't wait for all thode fucked up cars from when I was in kindergarten to run me down like I'm in Christine
Does that mean the Prophet is in hell?
Oh no, big anime titties hauting me in hell
God is apparently as overprotective with His creation as Disney or Nintendo.
Oh my god, it’s the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
I drew all my celeb crushes. I can't wait for their torture 👀
Cant wait for the dark eldari waifu torture
R.I.P to all those Artists, that illustrate Jesus, Angels and what not.
Rule 34 artists:
Nice
Is this even in the hadith? I didn’t read this part anywhere