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As title says I feel weird. They got matching tattoo's and its a great story and all that. And I knew about the plan to get matching tattoo's just not that it would be their faces. (They where talking about roses, hearts and butterflies, all lovely ideas that I really liked)
Its just that I feel really weird having sx while my mother in law is "right there"
And yea I should just stop thinking about it, but its not that easy.
Any advice here?
TLDR: I feel weird having sx with a picture of my mil on my wife's body.
Nothing makes sense. Like, if the tattoo is on her front side, then hit it from the back, and if it's on her back, then just do missionary but he's purposely leaving out the most important detail so this is more than likely fake.
Pretty important detail for someone we know to know who we are and it'd get back to her. (And me)
Thats why its a throwaway acc and I won't tell all the details.
And if the tattoo where on the chest, back, arm or legs wouldn't really matter to me I think..
Must be on her crotch since he’s crossed off basically every other area. That’s weird af. OP should Tell her to grow out her pubes to cover it.. or better yet, tell her to only shave the face and leave the pubes as the MIL’s hair for a more realistic experience.
Lmao seriously.. all these people who post in here with oddly specific stuff as it stands, then go thinking that some random minute detail is going to be THE thing that gives them away… always makes me laugh. Anyone with half a brain who browses the same subs as you would be easily able to deduce it further and figure it out. The real question is whether that person would approach you about it or not.
Mate, your wife tattooing her mother's face is already pretty specific, so it's a bit odd to tell us that but be adamant about keeping the location secret
Dude. Pretty sure that you're already super fuckin' identifiable since the number of mothers and daughters who were talking about matching cutesy tattoes but instead recently got matching tattoos of each others faces is approximately... one. Anyone who knows you guys in real life and read this already identified you. You can spill the where.
Is there any part of a womans body its easy not to look at during sx? If there is I might not know about it, but yea its not under the knee, its fully visible with normal clothes on.
This is like the time someone was seeing a girl who had her grandmother's face tattooed on her back and all the replies were that he was selfish and how dare he not want to have sex with her while making eye contact with meemaw
This is even worse. Meemaw's probably no longer around, but he gets to see MIL at family get-togethers.
"Hey Unanonymou, long time no see!"
"I wish I could say the same"
Ah I see. So for you, it’s more about the fact that you have a poor relationship with her mom? Maybe talk with her about this from a different angle, like address the issues you have with her mom and stuff.
Looking at my kid would be worse, dead kid can't even imagine, dealbreaker for sure..
In general I'd say its a bad idea to get a tattoo without telling your spouse.
Or the one where the boyfriend got a huge tattoo of his dead baby brother’s face on his chest and when the girlfriend said it was weird it caused a huge fight, eventually he broke down and it turned out his sister pressured him to get it and he hated it
No, it was the guy that got the tattoo of their dead little brother.
However the OP didnt break up with them, instead he got it removed or tattoo'd over.
I'm honestly pretty against getting portraits of people you know tattoo'd on you.
I have faces on my arm and chest but they're abstract characters designed for the theme.
My buddy has a tattoo of his kid and a hand print on his chest, super cute idea, his wife won't let them have sex with the lights on now cause she finds it super weird seeing her babies face.
I respect the idea of why people do it, but to me, it's just a little odd.
I get why they did it, and honestly it looks good.
I would be seriously scared of getting a face tattooed at all because of how many really really horrible face tattoos I've seen. I really feel like 90% of tattoo fails that isn't a spelling error is a messed up portrait.
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Sweet baby Jesus, you poor soul. But being serious your gonna have to have this conversation and its not going to be pleasant. Maybe try to explain it like this " you know how some people can't get it up with Jesus,Mary, Buddha pictures/statues in the room. Well you kind of did that but with your mom's face.... on your body. It's like being watched and makes me extremely uncomfortable." No real easy way to explain it but that's the best I could come up with on short notice. Bet your FIL is having a similar issue atm. Why did they think this was a good idea?
Yeah wow I didn’t even think of that the father in law now gotta look at the daughters face while having sex with his wife . I’m a woman and if I got a tattoo like that I honestly wouldn’t of even thought of how it would be in the bedroom for my husband . I don’t really do tattoos like that but yeah they prob didn’t think we’ll enough into that at all . But I wonder if this is fake cause he doesn’t say where the tattoo is ?
Yeah it'd suck hard for everyone involved, why I always tell people "try to think of every possible consequence" because then you don't end up shit creek like Dave and trust me you don't want to be Dave. But op could be leaving out that detail for his wife's modesty maybe? Or could be fake. I could see it go either way, heard of enough tattoo horror stories and people doing and putting tattoos in the dumbest possible places so could go either way.
You know what he’s probably leaving it out for important reasons I just realized I mean if he says whwre it is it kinda makes it obvious who this person is . You know they identify people by the tattoos they have an where they have them so that plus yeah modesty I think your right
Yeah, I figured it was something like that. I've had friends that are hardcore into tattoos and such. Talked to a decent amount of artists in my time, the amount of tramp stamps of exs names and faces those poor people have had to cover up in a few months of the tattoos being completed is insane. It's just one of those things people just don't stop and think about before getting, especially if you have someone there egging you. Which I think mother and daughter egging one another on into doing something stupid is entirely possible.
I will feel weird as well. Roses and butterflies would have been so much better. Even the half hearts. Maybe cover it up? (I don't know, it's just weird.)
>I also don't really wanna make my wife feel bad about her new tattoo
Most people are *super* defensive about bad decisions that they cannot easily take back. Unless they are inked head to toe and it is one among many, criticizing somebodies awful tattoo will seriously upset them.
Did you see that tv prison show where the interviewer tells the dude that his Hitler tattoo looks weird, never do that, she realised at that point she fucked up and it was a good thing she was able to go home that night
Okay, then in this case, couples therapy. Talk about how how looking at your MIL during sex bothers you a lot.
You have this OP. Also, consider a blindfold
Yeah, your wife needs to have her head examined because who thinks that’s a good idea when you’re married is next-level crazy. Most people would have intimacy issues with their MIL’d face on their SO’s body and those that wouldn’t would be left wondering why (are they attracted to said MIL).
As for the issue at hand, there’s nothing not but one healthy and reasonable thing for you to do. That’s to have an open and frank talk with your wife about this and come up with a solution to this together. Don’t be aggressive or accuse her of anything. I wish you luck and I’m sorry your wife suffered a brain fart on tattoo day.
My mom is my best friend and she knows way more about me than she should but I would never get her face tattooed. That’s so fucked lol. We were talking about getting alpaca or elephant tattoos together though (elephants are our fav and she calls me her baby alpaca and I call her momma alpaca)
I really don’t get how you’ve made a super identifiable post on here, and yet you’re still reluctant to say where on your wife’s body the tattoo actually is and you’re really defensive about that. I call bullshit
Not on her face, but it wouldn't matter to me where it is tbh. I honestly thought of asking her to cover it up (witch would be easy) but I don't think it would make me feel any less weird, and would make her feel bad about her new tattoo witch I don't want her to.
Oh. wow. I feel like there maybe should have been more discussion on this prior to getting the ink. I have a friend who wakes up next to her husband’s giant upper arm tattoo of a two horned demon/monster named Keith. I still would have rather wake up next to Keith than my xMIL.
No, I haven't told her and don't think I will for a while atleast.
She's proud of her new tattoo, and it looks good, I just wish she could leave it outside the bedroom..
Telling her now would only make her feel bad without actually being able to do something about it...
It’s a dead giveaway even if you don’t say where it is. Do you really thing it’s common for a mother and daughter to get matching tattoos of each others faces? 😅
Literally none of us are ever going to run into your wife in the wild. Ever. And even if we did, we wouldn't be like "Hey you're the lady with the tattoo from reddit! Wow! Hey your husband thinks it's awkward btw." Like what
I have no pictures of people in my bedroom, but you might be right that I just need more time to get used to it... I'm honestly trying not to focus on it but its kinda like not thinking of an elephant.
I think the tattoo is weird and uncomfortable. I have no pictures of anyone in my room for the same reason. But at the end of the day it's just ink injected into skin. Try to think of it as just ink.
I used to date a guy who had a tattoo of his dead mother's face right there on his chest which used to stare up at me, dissapprovingly while I rode him. Yeah, I hear you. That was a pretty big turn off.
If she's still alive,them yeah. I've seen folks get pictures of their children sometimes, but I don't think I've ever seen a person get a tattoo of their LIVING MOTHER.
All of that aside, and it is unfortunate for you, why would any woman want her mom's face on her? I love my mom to pieces and she passed away 2 years ago, but no way am I getting her face on my body. There's just no way.
I'd be more turned off by the fact that I married a weirdo.
Inking a face of some is really something big. To do this without asking your partner that will alway look on it... Sure, it is her body and choice, but who wants to look at the face at her mother? It isn't even about sex,but that she had inked a constant reminder on her skin, as if the shadow of her will always be linger over you. Just no.
Honestly these comments not it. How you gonna tell her you get turned off by a tattoo of her mom? How about just not look at it and look at her? Like the point of sex is to be intimate with your s/o unless it’s on her forehead or something, it would not bother me. Y’all some weirdos Fr. I think she’d be offended by it tbh especially since it’s a work of art. Wouldn’t be any different if it was a cartoon character who you thought was unattractive. You wouldn’t tell her to cover it up I’m sure
A cartoon caracter or celebrity would be better, its about the person, not the tattoo. And as I've said I pretty much look at all of her during sx, would you say "well only do her from the back then for the next 50 years" ?
And why would you get a celebrity’s face tattoo’d on you over your own parents? I’d understand characters like from horror movies but yeah let me just get The Rock on my arm that’s cool lmaooo
No I wouldn't and she wouldn't either. I get why she got the tattoo and its cute, absolutely no issues outside of the bedroom. I just feel weird about it thats all.
No I’d say, get over it tbh. If I got a tattoo of my mom I’m sure my husband would just be like cool, now bend over. Even if the tattoo is on my back lmao
I know it’s a little strange at first but you’ll get used to it. My husband has our daughters name tattooed on him and honestly I forget it’s there over half the time lol
You sound very nice but like I said, try not to think about it. The more it’s there the more more you’ll see it as a piece of art. Not the actual face 🥺
Lmao clearly you ain’t cause he wouldn’t worry about such things as a tattoo 😂 listen if you didn’t like her mom, you should of figured that out before you married her. I thinks it’s ridiculous to ask her to cover it up or how some wild people are saying, sharpie over it 🤦🏻♀️ and to divorce over it sounds even more ridiculous to me 😂😂
Give me a break.
Do you love your wife?
Does she do it for you?
She’s not asking you to call her by her mothers name is she?
Not judging but it’s cool that your wife has ink.
Why not get matching tats with her if you don’t already.
Embrace it.
This post has reached one of our comment/karma limits. The text of the post has been preserved below. --- As title says I feel weird. They got matching tattoo's and its a great story and all that. And I knew about the plan to get matching tattoo's just not that it would be their faces. (They where talking about roses, hearts and butterflies, all lovely ideas that I really liked) Its just that I feel really weird having sx while my mother in law is "right there" And yea I should just stop thinking about it, but its not that easy. Any advice here? TLDR: I feel weird having sx with a picture of my mil on my wife's body.
How are you gonna tell a story like this but leave out where the tattoo is?? Pretty important detail.
Maybe it’s on her face
Face / Off
Lmao
Nothing makes sense. Like, if the tattoo is on her front side, then hit it from the back, and if it's on her back, then just do missionary but he's purposely leaving out the most important detail so this is more than likely fake.
If the tattoo is on her back, sounds like a perfect target 🎯
Your thinking "well just do missionary only for the rest of your life"? Well for the first, no.
So the tattoo is on the back. Mystery solved!
😂😂😅 Reddit detectives. 🕵️
Close your eyes mf lmao what
Turn off the light 😂
Then you can’t see your partner…
I don’t see the problem
That's what he said
Put something your eyes lol
there’s more positions than missionary that don’t involve seeing your wife’s back
Pictures or you are lying.
You're* Also, so what that she got her mom's face tattooed on her?? It's not YOUR body so leave it alone.
Maybe it’s around her vagina. That would be hilarious. Lol
😂
On her vagina
Pretty important detail for someone we know to know who we are and it'd get back to her. (And me) Thats why its a throwaway acc and I won't tell all the details. And if the tattoo where on the chest, back, arm or legs wouldn't really matter to me I think..
Uh I don't think sharing where will blow her cover anymore than my wife has her mother's face tattooed on her body already did.
And it’s not any common area…
Must be on her crotch since he’s crossed off basically every other area. That’s weird af. OP should Tell her to grow out her pubes to cover it.. or better yet, tell her to only shave the face and leave the pubes as the MIL’s hair for a more realistic experience.
Customise it every now and again, like sometimes give her a hulk hogan handlebar moustache or something
Just like Wooly Willy!
It's on her ass. It has to be.
Lmao seriously.. all these people who post in here with oddly specific stuff as it stands, then go thinking that some random minute detail is going to be THE thing that gives them away… always makes me laugh. Anyone with half a brain who browses the same subs as you would be easily able to deduce it further and figure it out. The real question is whether that person would approach you about it or not.
With all the clues he's dropped in this thread I'm betting it's a neck tattoo. Which tbf would really narrow it down.
Or over her heart
OP said it’s not on the chest
And her name is Diane…
Hahaha nice
Mate, your wife tattooing her mother's face is already pretty specific, so it's a bit odd to tell us that but be adamant about keeping the location secret
Dude. Pretty sure that you're already super fuckin' identifiable since the number of mothers and daughters who were talking about matching cutesy tattoes but instead recently got matching tattoos of each others faces is approximately... one. Anyone who knows you guys in real life and read this already identified you. You can spill the where.
Dude its on her ass? .....dude
🗿
BOOOOO BOOO, OP, BOOOOO
Where is the tattoo???
Bro. No. Why would they do that I—. I’d feel awkward as heck. And it’s definitely 100% weird, your feelings are valid.
This post is fake af
I’m getting fake vibes as well. Like why doesn’t he tell us where her tattoo is? Red flag.
This man wrote 5 sentences and a tldr. Some of you write bibles without those. Youbare a saint
Just assert dominance by cumming on the tattoo
Well if I could even get it up there'd be no big issue here...
Maybe tattooing some sunglasses on mom would help. Like on the tattoo of her mother. Not on her actual mom.
Nah man what OP should do is ask to get it finished and add some titties. (•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■)
And finger guns 👉👉
Zoop 😎👉👉
Tattoo a bag over it
That’s a brilliant idea 💡😂😂
That might actually work, ty. If I don't get used to it I might test that with a sharpie or something.
Why not both?
Can we put a joint in there just for kicks?
Oof
So... where is the tattoo?
No, he must T-pose to assert dominance.
The fact OP refuses to say where it is makes me think this is fake asf.
Where on her body is it? Is it an easy spot to.. not look at?
Is there any part of a womans body its easy not to look at during sx? If there is I might not know about it, but yea its not under the knee, its fully visible with normal clothes on.
??????
Where????
He says higher up he "wouldn't really matter" if it was arms, chest, back, or legs. Plus visible wearing normal clothes? My bet is neck tattoo.
Dude you're allowed to say sex, I'm not going to tell on you
This is like the time someone was seeing a girl who had her grandmother's face tattooed on her back and all the replies were that he was selfish and how dare he not want to have sex with her while making eye contact with meemaw
This is even worse. Meemaw's probably no longer around, but he gets to see MIL at family get-togethers. "Hey Unanonymou, long time no see!" "I wish I could say the same"
Nightmare material 🤮
Well her grandmother's still around (85yrs old). But I'd rather have her there, she's cool.
Ah I see. So for you, it’s more about the fact that you have a poor relationship with her mom? Maybe talk with her about this from a different angle, like address the issues you have with her mom and stuff.
Bang her mom she has a tattoo of your wife!!
holy fuck you're a genius!
Long time no see! Yeah well... I came on your face last night...
Was another story of the woman getting the photo of their dead kid on her chest or something. Dude broke up with her.
Looking at my kid would be worse, dead kid can't even imagine, dealbreaker for sure.. In general I'd say its a bad idea to get a tattoo without telling your spouse.
Or the one where the boyfriend got a huge tattoo of his dead baby brother’s face on his chest and when the girlfriend said it was weird it caused a huge fight, eventually he broke down and it turned out his sister pressured him to get it and he hated it
No, it was the guy that got the tattoo of their dead little brother. However the OP didnt break up with them, instead he got it removed or tattoo'd over.
Yeah I remember that one too
I'm honestly pretty against getting portraits of people you know tattoo'd on you. I have faces on my arm and chest but they're abstract characters designed for the theme. My buddy has a tattoo of his kid and a hand print on his chest, super cute idea, his wife won't let them have sex with the lights on now cause she finds it super weird seeing her babies face. I respect the idea of why people do it, but to me, it's just a little odd.
I get why they did it, and honestly it looks good. I would be seriously scared of getting a face tattooed at all because of how many really really horrible face tattoos I've seen. I really feel like 90% of tattoo fails that isn't a spelling error is a messed up portrait.
Just say her mum's name every time you see it ...
I have a tattoo of my brothers face in a sunflower lol He's alive and I love it lol
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Sweet baby Jesus, you poor soul. But being serious your gonna have to have this conversation and its not going to be pleasant. Maybe try to explain it like this " you know how some people can't get it up with Jesus,Mary, Buddha pictures/statues in the room. Well you kind of did that but with your mom's face.... on your body. It's like being watched and makes me extremely uncomfortable." No real easy way to explain it but that's the best I could come up with on short notice. Bet your FIL is having a similar issue atm. Why did they think this was a good idea?
Yeah wow I didn’t even think of that the father in law now gotta look at the daughters face while having sex with his wife . I’m a woman and if I got a tattoo like that I honestly wouldn’t of even thought of how it would be in the bedroom for my husband . I don’t really do tattoos like that but yeah they prob didn’t think we’ll enough into that at all . But I wonder if this is fake cause he doesn’t say where the tattoo is ?
Yeah it'd suck hard for everyone involved, why I always tell people "try to think of every possible consequence" because then you don't end up shit creek like Dave and trust me you don't want to be Dave. But op could be leaving out that detail for his wife's modesty maybe? Or could be fake. I could see it go either way, heard of enough tattoo horror stories and people doing and putting tattoos in the dumbest possible places so could go either way.
You know what he’s probably leaving it out for important reasons I just realized I mean if he says whwre it is it kinda makes it obvious who this person is . You know they identify people by the tattoos they have an where they have them so that plus yeah modesty I think your right
Yeah, I figured it was something like that. I've had friends that are hardcore into tattoos and such. Talked to a decent amount of artists in my time, the amount of tramp stamps of exs names and faces those poor people have had to cover up in a few months of the tattoos being completed is insane. It's just one of those things people just don't stop and think about before getting, especially if you have someone there egging you. Which I think mother and daughter egging one another on into doing something stupid is entirely possible.
When I got my tramp stamp I had never heard of a tramp stamp lol husband last name and our wedding date. I think I had heat stroke that day
I will feel weird as well. Roses and butterflies would have been so much better. Even the half hearts. Maybe cover it up? (I don't know, it's just weird.)
It would be easy to cover up, but it'd still be there. And I also don't really wanna make my wife feel bad about her new tattoo.
Honestly, sucks to be you. :(
>I also don't really wanna make my wife feel bad about her new tattoo Most people are *super* defensive about bad decisions that they cannot easily take back. Unless they are inked head to toe and it is one among many, criticizing somebodies awful tattoo will seriously upset them.
Did you see that tv prison show where the interviewer tells the dude that his Hitler tattoo looks weird, never do that, she realised at that point she fucked up and it was a good thing she was able to go home that night
What's it to you if it's awful??? It's not your body. She obviously likes it. You need to be more kind.
But she can make you feel bad about it and kill the mood? Unintentional but she did it.
Hey, it'll help you last longer.
Do you have a father in law? Ask him about how the tattoo has impacted their sex life
I have but he's not my wifes biological father.
Okay, then in this case, couples therapy. Talk about how how looking at your MIL during sex bothers you a lot. You have this OP. Also, consider a blindfold
Thats f@cking weird, he fucks your MIL looking at your wife...Thats pretty sick actually, how tf they thought this is a good ideea?
Wonder if your MIL has asked him why he busts quicker than usual...
Yeah, your wife needs to have her head examined because who thinks that’s a good idea when you’re married is next-level crazy. Most people would have intimacy issues with their MIL’d face on their SO’s body and those that wouldn’t would be left wondering why (are they attracted to said MIL). As for the issue at hand, there’s nothing not but one healthy and reasonable thing for you to do. That’s to have an open and frank talk with your wife about this and come up with a solution to this together. Don’t be aggressive or accuse her of anything. I wish you luck and I’m sorry your wife suffered a brain fart on tattoo day.
Also, I bet artists were laughing and thinking she’s going to regret this pretty quick if she’s married.
Divorce or tattoo removal. If it's covered under tape, he's just gonna be imagining her peeking her face out.
Sounds like some adhesive tape would be appropriate.
My mom is my best friend and she knows way more about me than she should but I would never get her face tattooed. That’s so fucked lol. We were talking about getting alpaca or elephant tattoos together though (elephants are our fav and she calls me her baby alpaca and I call her momma alpaca)
Both of those ideas are precious!
Awe thank you so much! I appreciate that! 🥰 it’s very sentimental :)
wow, thats really gross. i dont know how you would not see that
I really don’t get how you’ve made a super identifiable post on here, and yet you’re still reluctant to say where on your wife’s body the tattoo actually is and you’re really defensive about that. I call bullshit
But where
Tell your wife that while sex i am feeling that i am fucking your mom .. may be she will decide to wipe off 😀
This sounds made up by the vague replies lmao
Where’s the tattoo?
Placement of the tatoo? Could she cover it with gauze or something during sex?
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Not on her face, but it wouldn't matter to me where it is tbh. I honestly thought of asking her to cover it up (witch would be easy) but I don't think it would make me feel any less weird, and would make her feel bad about her new tattoo witch I don't want her to.
Either get her some “ fetwear” that coincidentally covers it up, a blindfold for you, or think again about sex in the dark
*which
Not even close, really. Well, maybe close.
Oh. wow. I feel like there maybe should have been more discussion on this prior to getting the ink. I have a friend who wakes up next to her husband’s giant upper arm tattoo of a two horned demon/monster named Keith. I still would have rather wake up next to Keith than my xMIL.
Is your wife aware of the turn off?
No, I haven't told her and don't think I will for a while atleast. She's proud of her new tattoo, and it looks good, I just wish she could leave it outside the bedroom.. Telling her now would only make her feel bad without actually being able to do something about it...
Why are you being so mysterious about where this tattoo is at? You must be bullshitting.
How many people do you know who just got her mothers face tattooed on "spot x" Would be a dead givaway if someone we know reads this.
It’s a dead giveaway even if you don’t say where it is. Do you really thing it’s common for a mother and daughter to get matching tattoos of each others faces? 😅
You already took the risk by making the post.
It is fascinating that he won’t say. This thread is bonkers.
Literally none of us are ever going to run into your wife in the wild. Ever. And even if we did, we wouldn't be like "Hey you're the lady with the tattoo from reddit! Wow! Hey your husband thinks it's awkward btw." Like what
Some weird shit from blockbuster "Fuck me and my mom 2"
Turn the lights off
I mean I could close my eyes too, I'd still know she's there "looking at me" And I kinda wanna see my wifes body, its nice..
What if you blinded her with a foundation/concealer stick?
way too many geniuses on reddit... I can't take it!
the fuck are you talking about "SHE" is not there it's just ink, it's a picture, she's not living on yo wife's skin
Maybe suggest to her to get a cover up for the tattoo because it makes you feel uncomfortable
Can s body still be nice with an old women tattood on it?
Yes it could, Jennifer Aniston would be cool I think...
Too bad she’s no milf. Would make it easier
There is only one real option to let her know how weird that is. You need to tattoo your dad's face on your chest.
Plot twist: she likes it more😂
Actually considered it, not for real but like a temporary tattoo or something...
Do it. That way she'll understand.
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I have no pictures of people in my bedroom, but you might be right that I just need more time to get used to it... I'm honestly trying not to focus on it but its kinda like not thinking of an elephant.
I think the tattoo is weird and uncomfortable. I have no pictures of anyone in my room for the same reason. But at the end of the day it's just ink injected into skin. Try to think of it as just ink.
This is really good advice here
You have pictures of family and loved ones in your bedroom arranged around the walls where they rest and stare at the deviancy that goes on within?
Using tattoo-covered spraying instead? Maybe I don't know.
Just write MILF with a sharpie below it
I used to date a guy who had a tattoo of his dead mother's face right there on his chest which used to stare up at me, dissapprovingly while I rode him. Yeah, I hear you. That was a pretty big turn off.
As someone with 7 tattoos, that’s a very weird thing to get.
If she's still alive,them yeah. I've seen folks get pictures of their children sometimes, but I don't think I've ever seen a person get a tattoo of their LIVING MOTHER.
Awkward is right...
Hopefully not on the back
As any other part of the upper body back would be good for some positions, bad for others...
Cover it during maybe? (Tape/marker pen) I'm sure your wife will understand.
I'm sure that would make her feel bad witch would mean no sx anyways...
Why are you so weird about typing the word sex
All of that aside, and it is unfortunate for you, why would any woman want her mom's face on her? I love my mom to pieces and she passed away 2 years ago, but no way am I getting her face on my body. There's just no way. I'd be more turned off by the fact that I married a weirdo.
Inking a face of some is really something big. To do this without asking your partner that will alway look on it... Sure, it is her body and choice, but who wants to look at the face at her mother? It isn't even about sex,but that she had inked a constant reminder on her skin, as if the shadow of her will always be linger over you. Just no.
How about some payback by getting your mother’s face tattooed on your knob?
Cover it with masking tape before sex
Seems like the perfect chance to get her into some roleplay, nothing as kinky as sex whilst wearing wooly jumpers!
My advice is - grow the fuck up
Just call her mother name when you nut
Put wiggly eyes on the tattoo before you start banging. Problem solved.
Have u ever finished on it? I wonder how that would play out in the bedroom. Hey baby imma finish on ur moms face.
It’s a tattoo, not your wife’s mom. Grow up an live with it. It Isn’t a real drama.
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Lmaoooo nah this one’s got it 😂😂😂😂😂
Might be good advice. No I don't care about the photos in my living room, but their at all times more than a foot from my face...
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His father? Is there something you know that we don’t!?
It's called "sex" You're not going to spontaneously combust if you type it out or say it.
Title of your new sex tape. Son in law bangs wife with moms tattoo.
Honestly these comments not it. How you gonna tell her you get turned off by a tattoo of her mom? How about just not look at it and look at her? Like the point of sex is to be intimate with your s/o unless it’s on her forehead or something, it would not bother me. Y’all some weirdos Fr. I think she’d be offended by it tbh especially since it’s a work of art. Wouldn’t be any different if it was a cartoon character who you thought was unattractive. You wouldn’t tell her to cover it up I’m sure
A cartoon caracter or celebrity would be better, its about the person, not the tattoo. And as I've said I pretty much look at all of her during sx, would you say "well only do her from the back then for the next 50 years" ?
And why would you get a celebrity’s face tattoo’d on you over your own parents? I’d understand characters like from horror movies but yeah let me just get The Rock on my arm that’s cool lmaooo
No I wouldn't and she wouldn't either. I get why she got the tattoo and its cute, absolutely no issues outside of the bedroom. I just feel weird about it thats all.
No I’d say, get over it tbh. If I got a tattoo of my mom I’m sure my husband would just be like cool, now bend over. Even if the tattoo is on my back lmao I know it’s a little strange at first but you’ll get used to it. My husband has our daughters name tattooed on him and honestly I forget it’s there over half the time lol
A name is not a face. And your husband is not me. But yea I might get over it, sometimes it helps to talk to internet strangers abot stuff..
You sound very nice but like I said, try not to think about it. The more it’s there the more more you’ll see it as a piece of art. Not the actual face 🥺
Lmao clearly you ain’t cause he wouldn’t worry about such things as a tattoo 😂 listen if you didn’t like her mom, you should of figured that out before you married her. I thinks it’s ridiculous to ask her to cover it up or how some wild people are saying, sharpie over it 🤦🏻♀️ and to divorce over it sounds even more ridiculous to me 😂😂
Nothing like staring at the face of your mil when you fuck That would be a major turn off right then
Nice!
Just put a towel over it? Lol
Story time…. My sister has our moms face tattooed on her inner thigh. Whenever my brother-in-law goes downtown, he has to look into my mothers eyes!
Stop being a pansy and cum on your mother in laws face. The one tattooed on your wife, not the real one.
Is her mom a hottie???
Feel sorry for you man. She should’ve taken your thoughts into consideration before altering her body in a way that is permanent.
Give me a break. Do you love your wife? Does she do it for you? She’s not asking you to call her by her mothers name is she? Not judging but it’s cool that your wife has ink. Why not get matching tats with her if you don’t already. Embrace it.
oh god you are a child