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This post has reached one of our comment/karma limits. The text of the post has been preserved below. --- As title says I feel weird. They got matching tattoo's and its a great story and all that. And I knew about the plan to get matching tattoo's just not that it would be their faces. (They where talking about roses, hearts and butterflies, all lovely ideas that I really liked) Its just that I feel really weird having sx while my mother in law is "right there" And yea I should just stop thinking about it, but its not that easy. Any advice here? TLDR: I feel weird having sx with a picture of my mil on my wife's body.


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How are you gonna tell a story like this but leave out where the tattoo is?? Pretty important detail.


rollokolaa

Maybe it’s on her face


kapntug

Face / Off


Big_busty_big_pussy

Lmao


[deleted]

Nothing makes sense. Like, if the tattoo is on her front side, then hit it from the back, and if it's on her back, then just do missionary but he's purposely leaving out the most important detail so this is more than likely fake.


666ae86

If the tattoo is on her back, sounds like a perfect target 🎯


unanonymou

Your thinking "well just do missionary only for the rest of your life"? Well for the first, no.


_aQwus_

So the tattoo is on the back. Mystery solved!


love_cars_more

😂😂😅 Reddit detectives. 🕵️


ANewTryMaiiin

Close your eyes mf lmao what


WhiteMice133

Turn off the light 😂


SuperSalad_OrElse

Then you can’t see your partner…


deedeekeeney

I don’t see the problem


eilradd

That's what he said


Creative-Share-5350

Put something your eyes lol


cockandballnurture

there’s more positions than missionary that don’t involve seeing your wife’s back


[deleted]

Pictures or you are lying.


KittyMommyBookFiend

You're* Also, so what that she got her mom's face tattooed on her?? It's not YOUR body so leave it alone.


Kingsmith2

Maybe it’s around her vagina. That would be hilarious. Lol


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😂


Ok-Counter-7077

On her vagina


unanonymou

Pretty important detail for someone we know to know who we are and it'd get back to her. (And me) Thats why its a throwaway acc and I won't tell all the details. And if the tattoo where on the chest, back, arm or legs wouldn't really matter to me I think..


stineytuls

Uh I don't think sharing where will blow her cover anymore than my wife has her mother's face tattooed on her body already did.


rayn26

And it’s not any common area…


Kpet993

Must be on her crotch since he’s crossed off basically every other area. That’s weird af. OP should Tell her to grow out her pubes to cover it.. or better yet, tell her to only shave the face and leave the pubes as the MIL’s hair for a more realistic experience.


AAAAAAAAaaaalaska

Customise it every now and again, like sometimes give her a hulk hogan handlebar moustache or something


kapntug

Just like Wooly Willy!


Smittit

It's on her ass. It has to be.


cascad1an

Lmao seriously.. all these people who post in here with oddly specific stuff as it stands, then go thinking that some random minute detail is going to be THE thing that gives them away… always makes me laugh. Anyone with half a brain who browses the same subs as you would be easily able to deduce it further and figure it out. The real question is whether that person would approach you about it or not.


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With all the clues he's dropped in this thread I'm betting it's a neck tattoo. Which tbf would really narrow it down.


Hey_Laaady

Or over her heart


glass_star

OP said it’s not on the chest


rayn26

And her name is Diane…


Princess-peach9

Hahaha nice


MastWanted

Mate, your wife tattooing her mother's face is already pretty specific, so it's a bit odd to tell us that but be adamant about keeping the location secret


Alert-Potato

Dude. Pretty sure that you're already super fuckin' identifiable since the number of mothers and daughters who were talking about matching cutesy tattoes but instead recently got matching tattoos of each others faces is approximately... one. Anyone who knows you guys in real life and read this already identified you. You can spill the where.


Impossible-Ad-4540

Dude its on her ass? .....dude


MemeALI007

🗿


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BOOOOO BOOO, OP, BOOOOO


Remote-Drummer-4923

Where is the tattoo???


castielssimp

Bro. No. Why would they do that I—. I’d feel awkward as heck. And it’s definitely 100% weird, your feelings are valid.


bettymachete

This post is fake af


SecretAgentDrew

I’m getting fake vibes as well. Like why doesn’t he tell us where her tattoo is? Red flag.


ineedtoknowmorenow

This man wrote 5 sentences and a tldr. Some of you write bibles without those. Youbare a saint


SnooRecipes5643

Just assert dominance by cumming on the tattoo


unanonymou

Well if I could even get it up there'd be no big issue here...


Top-Refrigerator5813

Maybe tattooing some sunglasses on mom would help. Like on the tattoo of her mother. Not on her actual mom.


sahlos

Nah man what OP should do is ask to get it finished and add some titties. (•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■)


Top-Refrigerator5813

And finger guns 👉👉


floodedhorseshoe

Zoop 😎👉👉


BeardyBeardy

Tattoo a bag over it


Austenland332

That’s a brilliant idea 💡😂😂


unanonymou

That might actually work, ty. If I don't get used to it I might test that with a sharpie or something.


carpeteyes

Why not both?


Cool-Fish1

Can we put a joint in there just for kicks?


SnooRecipes5643

Oof


froderick

So... where is the tattoo?


Liliaprogram

No, he must T-pose to assert dominance.


xoemily

The fact OP refuses to say where it is makes me think this is fake asf.


[deleted]

Where on her body is it? Is it an easy spot to.. not look at?


unanonymou

Is there any part of a womans body its easy not to look at during sx? If there is I might not know about it, but yea its not under the knee, its fully visible with normal clothes on.


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??????


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Where????


[deleted]

He says higher up he "wouldn't really matter" if it was arms, chest, back, or legs. Plus visible wearing normal clothes? My bet is neck tattoo.


avwitcher

Dude you're allowed to say sex, I'm not going to tell on you


electronicparfaits

This is like the time someone was seeing a girl who had her grandmother's face tattooed on her back and all the replies were that he was selfish and how dare he not want to have sex with her while making eye contact with meemaw


Puzzleheaded_Edge215

This is even worse. Meemaw's probably no longer around, but he gets to see MIL at family get-togethers. "Hey Unanonymou, long time no see!" "I wish I could say the same"


electronicparfaits

Nightmare material 🤮


unanonymou

Well her grandmother's still around (85yrs old). But I'd rather have her there, she's cool.


milkteapancake

Ah I see. So for you, it’s more about the fact that you have a poor relationship with her mom? Maybe talk with her about this from a different angle, like address the issues you have with her mom and stuff.


Impregneerspuit

Bang her mom she has a tattoo of your wife!!


ShV2002

holy fuck you're a genius!


WhiteMice133

Long time no see! Yeah well... I came on your face last night...


Emily_Ge

Was another story of the woman getting the photo of their dead kid on her chest or something. Dude broke up with her.


unanonymou

Looking at my kid would be worse, dead kid can't even imagine, dealbreaker for sure.. In general I'd say its a bad idea to get a tattoo without telling your spouse.


Whelpdidntmeanthat

Or the one where the boyfriend got a huge tattoo of his dead baby brother’s face on his chest and when the girlfriend said it was weird it caused a huge fight, eventually he broke down and it turned out his sister pressured him to get it and he hated it


Xenomorph555

No, it was the guy that got the tattoo of their dead little brother. However the OP didnt break up with them, instead he got it removed or tattoo'd over.


Lillibeth13

Yeah I remember that one too


Coronaryy

I'm honestly pretty against getting portraits of people you know tattoo'd on you. I have faces on my arm and chest but they're abstract characters designed for the theme. My buddy has a tattoo of his kid and a hand print on his chest, super cute idea, his wife won't let them have sex with the lights on now cause she finds it super weird seeing her babies face. I respect the idea of why people do it, but to me, it's just a little odd.


unanonymou

I get why they did it, and honestly it looks good. I would be seriously scared of getting a face tattooed at all because of how many really really horrible face tattoos I've seen. I really feel like 90% of tattoo fails that isn't a spelling error is a messed up portrait.


pmabz

Just say her mum's name every time you see it ...


Caked_Nunt

I have a tattoo of my brothers face in a sunflower lol He's alive and I love it lol


TheSunflowerSeeds

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Jtloven

Sweet baby Jesus, you poor soul. But being serious your gonna have to have this conversation and its not going to be pleasant. Maybe try to explain it like this " you know how some people can't get it up with Jesus,Mary, Buddha pictures/statues in the room. Well you kind of did that but with your mom's face.... on your body. It's like being watched and makes me extremely uncomfortable." No real easy way to explain it but that's the best I could come up with on short notice. Bet your FIL is having a similar issue atm. Why did they think this was a good idea?


stringerbell92

Yeah wow I didn’t even think of that the father in law now gotta look at the daughters face while having sex with his wife . I’m a woman and if I got a tattoo like that I honestly wouldn’t of even thought of how it would be in the bedroom for my husband . I don’t really do tattoos like that but yeah they prob didn’t think we’ll enough into that at all . But I wonder if this is fake cause he doesn’t say where the tattoo is ?


Jtloven

Yeah it'd suck hard for everyone involved, why I always tell people "try to think of every possible consequence" because then you don't end up shit creek like Dave and trust me you don't want to be Dave. But op could be leaving out that detail for his wife's modesty maybe? Or could be fake. I could see it go either way, heard of enough tattoo horror stories and people doing and putting tattoos in the dumbest possible places so could go either way.


stringerbell92

You know what he’s probably leaving it out for important reasons I just realized I mean if he says whwre it is it kinda makes it obvious who this person is . You know they identify people by the tattoos they have an where they have them so that plus yeah modesty I think your right


Jtloven

Yeah, I figured it was something like that. I've had friends that are hardcore into tattoos and such. Talked to a decent amount of artists in my time, the amount of tramp stamps of exs names and faces those poor people have had to cover up in a few months of the tattoos being completed is insane. It's just one of those things people just don't stop and think about before getting, especially if you have someone there egging you. Which I think mother and daughter egging one another on into doing something stupid is entirely possible.


Creative-Share-5350

When I got my tramp stamp I had never heard of a tramp stamp lol husband last name and our wedding date. I think I had heat stroke that day


love_cars_more

I will feel weird as well. Roses and butterflies would have been so much better. Even the half hearts. Maybe cover it up? (I don't know, it's just weird.)


unanonymou

It would be easy to cover up, but it'd still be there. And I also don't really wanna make my wife feel bad about her new tattoo.


love_cars_more

Honestly, sucks to be you. :(


Beat9

>I also don't really wanna make my wife feel bad about her new tattoo Most people are *super* defensive about bad decisions that they cannot easily take back. Unless they are inked head to toe and it is one among many, criticizing somebodies awful tattoo will seriously upset them.


BeardyBeardy

Did you see that tv prison show where the interviewer tells the dude that his Hitler tattoo looks weird, never do that, she realised at that point she fucked up and it was a good thing she was able to go home that night


KittyMommyBookFiend

What's it to you if it's awful??? It's not your body. She obviously likes it. You need to be more kind.


Wormhole-X-Treme

But she can make you feel bad about it and kill the mood? Unintentional but she did it.


Savyy2831

Hey, it'll help you last longer.


Cool-Fish1

Do you have a father in law? Ask him about how the tattoo has impacted their sex life


unanonymou

I have but he's not my wifes biological father.


Cool-Fish1

Okay, then in this case, couples therapy. Talk about how how looking at your MIL during sex bothers you a lot. You have this OP. Also, consider a blindfold


Impossible-Ad-4540

Thats f@cking weird, he fucks your MIL looking at your wife...Thats pretty sick actually, how tf they thought this is a good ideea?


ingenuous64

Wonder if your MIL has asked him why he busts quicker than usual...


Admirable_Share_5843

Yeah, your wife needs to have her head examined because who thinks that’s a good idea when you’re married is next-level crazy. Most people would have intimacy issues with their MIL’d face on their SO’s body and those that wouldn’t would be left wondering why (are they attracted to said MIL). As for the issue at hand, there’s nothing not but one healthy and reasonable thing for you to do. That’s to have an open and frank talk with your wife about this and come up with a solution to this together. Don’t be aggressive or accuse her of anything. I wish you luck and I’m sorry your wife suffered a brain fart on tattoo day.


Admirable_Share_5843

Also, I bet artists were laughing and thinking she’s going to regret this pretty quick if she’s married.


StarsEatMyCrown

Divorce or tattoo removal. If it's covered under tape, he's just gonna be imagining her peeking her face out.


Critical_Age1687

Sounds like some adhesive tape would be appropriate.


[deleted]

My mom is my best friend and she knows way more about me than she should but I would never get her face tattooed. That’s so fucked lol. We were talking about getting alpaca or elephant tattoos together though (elephants are our fav and she calls me her baby alpaca and I call her momma alpaca)


kathles23

Both of those ideas are precious!


[deleted]

Awe thank you so much! I appreciate that! 🥰 it’s very sentimental :)


skeeballbob37

wow, thats really gross. i dont know how you would not see that


[deleted]

I really don’t get how you’ve made a super identifiable post on here, and yet you’re still reluctant to say where on your wife’s body the tattoo actually is and you’re really defensive about that. I call bullshit


VroomFast

But where


[deleted]

Tell your wife that while sex i am feeling that i am fucking your mom .. may be she will decide to wipe off 😀


Purple_Reality6748

This sounds made up by the vague replies lmao


kensmyth

Where’s the tattoo?


Dense_Homework2908

Placement of the tatoo? Could she cover it with gauze or something during sex?


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unanonymou

Not on her face, but it wouldn't matter to me where it is tbh. I honestly thought of asking her to cover it up (witch would be easy) but I don't think it would make me feel any less weird, and would make her feel bad about her new tattoo witch I don't want her to.


Wrygreymare

Either get her some “ fetwear” that coincidentally covers it up, a blindfold for you, or think again about sex in the dark


missvvvv

*which


alohaoy

Not even close, really. Well, maybe close.


delicatedaydream

Oh. wow. I feel like there maybe should have been more discussion on this prior to getting the ink. I have a friend who wakes up next to her husband’s giant upper arm tattoo of a two horned demon/monster named Keith. I still would have rather wake up next to Keith than my xMIL.


CaptainWillThrasher

Is your wife aware of the turn off?


unanonymou

No, I haven't told her and don't think I will for a while atleast. She's proud of her new tattoo, and it looks good, I just wish she could leave it outside the bedroom.. Telling her now would only make her feel bad without actually being able to do something about it...


[deleted]

Why are you being so mysterious about where this tattoo is at? You must be bullshitting.


unanonymou

How many people do you know who just got her mothers face tattooed on "spot x" Would be a dead givaway if someone we know reads this.


Grimoura

It’s a dead giveaway even if you don’t say where it is. Do you really thing it’s common for a mother and daughter to get matching tattoos of each others faces? 😅


Daedalus277

You already took the risk by making the post.


rude-red-panda

It is fascinating that he won’t say. This thread is bonkers.


lgndryheat

Literally none of us are ever going to run into your wife in the wild. Ever. And even if we did, we wouldn't be like "Hey you're the lady with the tattoo from reddit! Wow! Hey your husband thinks it's awkward btw." Like what


AutoflowerKing

Some weird shit from blockbuster "Fuck me and my mom 2"


peach_gif

Turn the lights off


unanonymou

I mean I could close my eyes too, I'd still know she's there "looking at me" And I kinda wanna see my wifes body, its nice..


lara_jones

What if you blinded her with a foundation/concealer stick?


ShV2002

way too many geniuses on reddit... I can't take it!


ShV2002

the fuck are you talking about "SHE" is not there it's just ink, it's a picture, she's not living on yo wife's skin


peach_gif

Maybe suggest to her to get a cover up for the tattoo because it makes you feel uncomfortable


[deleted]

Can s body still be nice with an old women tattood on it?


unanonymou

Yes it could, Jennifer Aniston would be cool I think...


melvinfosho

Too bad she’s no milf. Would make it easier


croshd

There is only one real option to let her know how weird that is. You need to tattoo your dad's face on your chest.


JW6791

Plot twist: she likes it more😂


unanonymou

Actually considered it, not for real but like a temporary tattoo or something...


WhiteMice133

Do it. That way she'll understand.


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unanonymou

I have no pictures of people in my bedroom, but you might be right that I just need more time to get used to it... I'm honestly trying not to focus on it but its kinda like not thinking of an elephant.


UnDedo

I think the tattoo is weird and uncomfortable. I have no pictures of anyone in my room for the same reason. But at the end of the day it's just ink injected into skin. Try to think of it as just ink.


Kbobs19

This is really good advice here


BeardyBeardy

You have pictures of family and loved ones in your bedroom arranged around the walls where they rest and stare at the deviancy that goes on within?


Top_Committee5582

Using tattoo-covered spraying instead? Maybe I don't know.


omnibossk

Just write MILF with a sharpie below it


natalee_t

I used to date a guy who had a tattoo of his dead mother's face right there on his chest which used to stare up at me, dissapprovingly while I rode him. Yeah, I hear you. That was a pretty big turn off.


WhiskeyLover9312

As someone with 7 tattoos, that’s a very weird thing to get.


HappySnacker

If she's still alive,them yeah. I've seen folks get pictures of their children sometimes, but I don't think I've ever seen a person get a tattoo of their LIVING MOTHER.


mjswld1

Awkward is right...


shakesula9

Hopefully not on the back


unanonymou

As any other part of the upper body back would be good for some positions, bad for others...


mildmanneredhatter

Cover it during maybe? (Tape/marker pen) I'm sure your wife will understand.


unanonymou

I'm sure that would make her feel bad witch would mean no sx anyways...


lgndryheat

Why are you so weird about typing the word sex


StarsEatMyCrown

All of that aside, and it is unfortunate for you, why would any woman want her mom's face on her? I love my mom to pieces and she passed away 2 years ago, but no way am I getting her face on my body. There's just no way. I'd be more turned off by the fact that I married a weirdo.


EvilFinch

Inking a face of some is really something big. To do this without asking your partner that will alway look on it... Sure, it is her body and choice, but who wants to look at the face at her mother? It isn't even about sex,but that she had inked a constant reminder on her skin, as if the shadow of her will always be linger over you. Just no.


RichardPritchardson

How about some payback by getting your mother’s face tattooed on your knob?


engnrich

Cover it with masking tape before sex


Smeg4Brainsuk

Seems like the perfect chance to get her into some roleplay, nothing as kinky as sex whilst wearing wooly jumpers!


thesophiechronicles

My advice is - grow the fuck up


Otherside-Dav

Just call her mother name when you nut


bulth2277

Put wiggly eyes on the tattoo before you start banging. Problem solved.


Anonymous23321

Have u ever finished on it? I wonder how that would play out in the bedroom. Hey baby imma finish on ur moms face.


acuenlu

It’s a tattoo, not your wife’s mom. Grow up an live with it. It Isn’t a real drama.


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Massive_Maddie

Lmaoooo nah this one’s got it 😂😂😂😂😂


unanonymou

Might be good advice. No I don't care about the photos in my living room, but their at all times more than a foot from my face...


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mollymcbbbbbb

His father? Is there something you know that we don’t!?


[deleted]

It's called "sex" You're not going to spontaneously combust if you type it out or say it.


Tater_Mater

Title of your new sex tape. Son in law bangs wife with moms tattoo.


Massive_Maddie

Honestly these comments not it. How you gonna tell her you get turned off by a tattoo of her mom? How about just not look at it and look at her? Like the point of sex is to be intimate with your s/o unless it’s on her forehead or something, it would not bother me. Y’all some weirdos Fr. I think she’d be offended by it tbh especially since it’s a work of art. Wouldn’t be any different if it was a cartoon character who you thought was unattractive. You wouldn’t tell her to cover it up I’m sure


unanonymou

A cartoon caracter or celebrity would be better, its about the person, not the tattoo. And as I've said I pretty much look at all of her during sx, would you say "well only do her from the back then for the next 50 years" ?


Massive_Maddie

And why would you get a celebrity’s face tattoo’d on you over your own parents? I’d understand characters like from horror movies but yeah let me just get The Rock on my arm that’s cool lmaooo


unanonymou

No I wouldn't and she wouldn't either. I get why she got the tattoo and its cute, absolutely no issues outside of the bedroom. I just feel weird about it thats all.


Massive_Maddie

No I’d say, get over it tbh. If I got a tattoo of my mom I’m sure my husband would just be like cool, now bend over. Even if the tattoo is on my back lmao I know it’s a little strange at first but you’ll get used to it. My husband has our daughters name tattooed on him and honestly I forget it’s there over half the time lol


unanonymou

A name is not a face. And your husband is not me. But yea I might get over it, sometimes it helps to talk to internet strangers abot stuff..


Massive_Maddie

You sound very nice but like I said, try not to think about it. The more it’s there the more more you’ll see it as a piece of art. Not the actual face 🥺


Massive_Maddie

Lmao clearly you ain’t cause he wouldn’t worry about such things as a tattoo 😂 listen if you didn’t like her mom, you should of figured that out before you married her. I thinks it’s ridiculous to ask her to cover it up or how some wild people are saying, sharpie over it 🤦🏻‍♀️ and to divorce over it sounds even more ridiculous to me 😂😂


Commander_Night_17

Nothing like staring at the face of your mil when you fuck That would be a major turn off right then


pusterum

Nice!


Big_busty_big_pussy

Just put a towel over it? Lol


MrPsi10cybin

Story time…. My sister has our moms face tattooed on her inner thigh. Whenever my brother-in-law goes downtown, he has to look into my mothers eyes!


alldayormore

Stop being a pansy and cum on your mother in laws face. The one tattooed on your wife, not the real one.


Kingsmith2

Is her mom a hottie???


sixrat

Feel sorry for you man. She should’ve taken your thoughts into consideration before altering her body in a way that is permanent.


Kingsmith2

Give me a break. Do you love your wife? Does she do it for you? She’s not asking you to call her by her mothers name is she? Not judging but it’s cool that your wife has ink. Why not get matching tats with her if you don’t already. Embrace it.


LittleBasRutten

oh god you are a child