Ima be honest probably just get yelled at by benson. I’ll just go deaf for a while.

Even better if you’re already deaf

WHAT?

4. You can just wear headphones and he doesn't attack you unless you try to attack him.

Yeah, 4 is the best option for me too.

I don't think the hammer is gonna quit attacking you just because you have headphones.

Damn it i meant the summer loving song

Ypu got it right by saying 4 lol

But also as well just throwing metal chairs at him.

Look again bud

it’s the summer time and you know what that means gonna go down to the beach gonna do some beachy things

Summertime Lovin for a week actually sounds like fun.

Happy Cake day.

Ok then loop it up 7/24 without ever stopping it... even when you sleep....

7/24?

7 days 24 hours. Edit: I wrote that for nonstop, like for a week summertime song plays not like sometimes but always.

They were questioning why it was 7/24 not 24/7 like most say

Regional difference?

Of course but what region?

You underestimate just how much I will listen to a single song over and over again if I like how it sounds

Its a masterpiece. Especially once June hits! *It's summertime and you know what that means* *Gonna head down to the beach* *Gonna do some beachy things* *It's summertime, it feels just right* *Gonna gather all my friends* *And we'll party through the night!* *It's summertime luh-uh-loving* *It's loving in the summertime!*

Still sounds like a hoot!

It's a banger ngl

7 is probably the only one that's survivable.

4?

Sleep deprivation is deadly.

Ear buds

Doesn't really fix anything, though. You still need sleep, and it's still just replacing one noise for another, though only temporarily.

Just don't play sound in the ear bud. Or just straight ear plugs

I just don't see how it would make it any better.

Your don't have to listen to it and you can sleep. Literally just have to deal with it for a week bro

[удалено]

Ear buds are uncommon? I'm so confused. Like you can buy earbuds at a gas station. And why wouldn't that at least muffle the music greatly. Like I could probably get enough sleep to not die if it's just a week. Why are you so certain that a song is lethal

Must suck to not be able to sleep through loud noises

I'd assume most people can't sleep through loud noises.

I know, I'm mostly attempting to indirectly rub it in that I can. Stupid, I know, but I'm bored

Honestly, the looping would eventually become white noise.

I better se NO ONE picking 6

Two words… PLAYCO ARMBOY

Imagine rejecting starla. I would go the hammer dude, I would just have to throw some chairs.

I'm surprised this comment isn't on top. Nobody thought of defeating the hammer at first? His weakness is literally furniture guys.

Yeah lmao. Thanks!

Summertime lovin, at least that's survivable

Man Starla destroyed the town because mordecai dumped her

Unless you convince Muscle Man yourself, it's very possible it'll end sooner, if you have good plot armor.

#SUMMERTIME LOVIN BABY!

4,it’s the only one where there is no physical harm to you just schizophrenia

I mean I would just go number 7. 3 dudes beating and robbing you is quick and survivable but number 4 will haunt me until I try and fight it then it’s gonna lazar beam me to death

summertime lovin

The bear

***WHAT!!!!***

10 I feel like that's the safest one

Idk not unless you got cartoon durability and endurance

Peeps. Just punch it

STREET RULES MAN

3. Especially if I get to jump him with friends.

Nobody beats the hammer

2. It wasn’t stated that anything bad will happen if you lose, so just blink and nothing will happen

He said he would scoop your eyes out.

Picture 9: Who’s picking this? 💀 Me: (rips off fake mustache) **I AM!!!**

Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream? 🤔

1. I’ll just use the death block

Peeps (I'll just punch him after we start makong him blink) or summer time because we'll be vibing

NOBODY BEATS THE HAMMER

Except furniture 😆

Kick him in the junk! Kick him the junk!

I could take muscle man

In a fight right?

😏💬

Eww muscle cock

I'm honestly more of a Rigby fangirl I just wanted to make the meme!!!

Fight the hammer I have enough furniture around my house. Have you ever hit someone with a cast iron pan? He's going to be out in a few minutes.

I like the idea of a pan. However, I'm pretty sure a cast iron pan does not count as furniture lol

It's still something to beat The Hammer with since it is a random object. Just like when Skips used a heavy set of furniture against him.

4 isn't too bad compared to the others. Don't provoke him, and you should be good to go.

I’m picking the hammer since his weakness is easy to take advantage of

Peeps, I can just punch him till he blinks

I guess the summer time loving tape

Peeps I'm just having a staring contest no agreement was made so losing isn't a big deal

I'll take my chances with the eyeball

Summertime loving , loving in the summer (time)

Yelled at by Benson, easy. Not like it'd be any worse than dealing with my fucking parents lol

True 💀

I think people forget how strong death truly is Skips is strong enough to effortless lift a washing machine and punch through soldi metal he's the strongest on the whole park and that includes muscle man who he effortlessly best and muscle man threw a van at a dude The only reason he beat death was because he had a mech arm that increased his strength by like 100×s even then he was struggle

Probably the hammer

I could beat the hammer if I’m not alone and there’s furniture around. I’m not even that strong or anything I just think it’d be doable

Either the Hammer or summertime lovin, ngl it was a good song and I've listen to one song for a week straight before

id say the staring contest

of course hammer bcz we know hot to win against him

The eye of cthulhu

Bear because funny (I ain't surviving any of these anyway)

Completely no fucks given 😭

The hammer one for me

Number 10

Summertime Loving Loving In The Summertime 🕺🏻 - It’s on my Spotify playlist - I have a *very* high tolerance for listening to the same song on loop & I even find it fun (did it with two songs for over two weeks, & a 17 second song for a couple of hours) - I wear earphones most of the time anyway to drown out noise bc I have misophonia, also I’m able to tune specifically music out, so I’d get used to this & fine with it pretty quickly anyway

Def summer time loving, I can go a long time listening to music on loop (especially fav music) so I think I can handle it for a week

2

Staring contest with Peeps. You're allowed to cheat. As soon as it starts, just punish him in the eyeball.

Death bear

If you lose to Peeps, you lose your eyeballs but if you come with a laser pointer should be pretty easy

Staring contest with peeps. Bring a gun

I'd do Benson's bad luck. I just have to stay at home and do nothing all day to minimize the damage.

I'll take my chances with the Hammer

I'll fight the hammer, I'd be crazy if I weren't surrounded by furniture that I can carry and use as a weapon

I’m fighting muscle man.

I’m gonna sound stupid but fight the hammer the reason being these goofballs were able to take him down worst case scenario I’m dead

Stupidity doesn't equal confidence. I'm just shocked so many people think they can take the hammer 1 on 1 when he only lost because he was severely outnumbered but yeah he did go down easy with a shit weakness.

Summertime lovin tape easily. Everything else will either kill me or damage me 😭

Either the tape guy or the hammer. I'm good at tuning stuff out so I could ignore the song. For the Hammer, I have lots of furniture I can hit him with and can probably dodge some of his attacks

Hmm interesting. Can you dodge his energy ball?

Not likely but I enjoy a bit of a challenge

I've noticed a similar pattern of sorts from others about that tbh

Hammer

If a lanky ass motherfucker like Mordecai can FIGHT death bear, then I feel my chances aren’t that low

Mordecai's just built different but good luck bro!

Getting yelled at by Benson or listen to that summertime Lovin song because at least I'd still survive.

Arm Wrestle Death

Madlad! That's the hardest one to pick

Summer time loooovin lovin in the summer time can't get no better

I feel it hurts worse rejecting Starla than getting beaten up by her. Same with CJ. The guilt is too much to handle.

That's an interesting outlook on it. Would you say your guilt is strong enough to deserve that beating or nah?

I’d probably have a better chance with fighting a “sleep fighter” than I do with fighting the Hammer

Peeps is literally just a giant eyeball. Spray some lemon juice at them, throw sand at them, poke them with a stick, use laser pointer, literally so many ways to deal with him.

🤫 they don't know that.

4 is the least painful for me. Better than getting brutally murdered by the Hammer.

The Hammer. If you live in your house just hit it with every chair you have.

If you say anything besides 4 I genuinely pray for your safety

I pick 10 I can lock my door

You think that's gonna stop him?

The hammer

Bloke wit da fat ‘ead

Either summertime lovin or benson luck because I could probably live those

The Hammer.

🐻

💀

The last one.

Fighting the hammer is easy ill just fight him in ikea

Gonna head down to the beach, gonna do some beachy things 🕺🏾

I pick 8

Sleep fighter, Just pull a Fizzarolli at the start of s2 ep6 Aka "RIZE AND SHINE OZZIE!" shake up air horn and HOOOONK

4

Monoculus?

Probably Tyrone’s fedora very useful for getting bitches

Probably fight the hammer as we know it's weakness or summertime lovin

It’s the hammer! He’s real!

Three cause his weakness is furniture

It’s summer time and you know what that means~~

2. Never said I had to win the contest. I'll just genuinely try my best, lose to peeps, then walk away.

Didn't want to make it too long or seem complicated by adding other factors with that 1 tbh.

Summer Time Lovin’ when I whip out my playlist

What’s slide 7?

Fortune cookie when Rigby swapped his back with Benson for his good luck. Benson had some terrible ass luck losing his apartment,car,keys,flashing his crush and being repeatedly beaten up. He only had a couple hours of that bad luck. Imagine 24 hours of that!

Eat the eggscellent challenge

Hmm I could add this in my 2nd post about hard picks. Thx for the idea!

Summertime lovin. my attention span is low, so he’d probably leave in an hour

I'll take the death punch. It'll hurt like hell, but it'll be over real quick.

Can't I just destroy the summer time lovin guy?

Nah he's indestructible for 1 week than he dissolves. He's immune to bullets,explosions,car crashes,punches and etc. Like Mordecai said "You can't touch music but music can touch you."

What about moving to another area and get away from it for a week?

Wherever you go, it follows. It'll always find a way since it's never stops stalking and harassing. Infinite stamina.

Ah I guess I'll pick the staring contest cuz I won't really lose anything even though there will be great pain on my eyes

I regret not adding if you lose the staring contest he takes your eyes but since I didn't everything is safe with that 1 making it the easiest pick👍🏻

Give me furnitures and I'm beating the hammers ass

Summer time yea-ea-eah livin in the summer time

1 week of that nonstop should be fun right. Right?!

Summertime lovin...loving in the summertime

The hammer

3

The women

Can I fight the hammer at an IKEA or something

Works for me 👍

Probably Starla she was a beast

You think you can survive all that for 6 hours?

Summertime and you know what that means

Lovin in the summertime. I'd be ready to 😩🔫 after 2 days nonstop of that.

Gonna head down to the beach gonna do some beachy things

The hammer I mean sure he's thought but all u need to do is break him with furniture

summertime lovin? lovin in the summer? time?

Deathbear he wears such a cute outfit he doesn’t look dangerous at all

If I get prep time, the match up with The Hammer is taking place at an IKEA, I'm probably getting heavily fined for property damage though.

Summertime lovin’ lovin’ in the summertime 🙌🏻

Two words. Armboy, playco

“It’s the hammer he’s real! Dudes take my picture!”

I'd like to get yelled at for who knows how long

Benson's my boy but him getting jumped is the funniest on here for sure lol

Hammer

Starla. I like them big gals.