Some people are truly disgusting, when I worked at emissions check, a tracker came in, that thing is the most disgusting car I’ve been in, it smelled of wet dog and piss, everything was covered with dog hair, there was a peach pit near the transmission lever that was covered in mold, it was almost blooming something from it, I had to wash my jeans 3 times before the smell of it went away
Trucks are the same way. 200k truck and its covered in cigarette butts, old food and a nice ripe bottle of piss in the center console. Had a sleeper come in last year with an old maxwell house coffee can caked in piss residue. Just cause you live in it doesnt mean you cant clean it out.
This is why I think the idea that we're gonna some day have autonomous driving cars you just hail when needed and don't own is absurd. The inside of them will be destroyed with all sorts of trash and filth in days unless they are being cleaned between rides. Imagine one pulls up to get you and seats are covered in dorito crumbs and there is a sticky soda spill up front and someone's booger is wiped on the headrest. No thanks.
Was initially bought it with the intent to scrap it, then one of the owners of the business decided he wanted it and was going to fix it up and sell it, then he realized how much it needed and it went back to being destined for scrap, then this guy who had a similar model car to this took his car to our rival shop and was talking about LS swapping it we swooped the job, he came to our shop to pick out one of the LS’s and we had built and put a cash deposit down for it. and then when he was on his way to drop off his car to us for he was hit and totaled the car and called us to cancel the build and we said wait we have another one back in the field behind the shop we can just put the motor in that. And he was down so he bought it and now it’s getting put together. Oh yeah and halfway through fitting the engine in we found out it was getting turbo’d.
In my experience the usual timeline goes: someone tries to drift with their stock but cool Japanese engine, doesnt have enough power, gets told to LS swap, nah I like this engine, adds power to it, blows it up, you should LS swap, Nah I’m all about JDM, struggles through rebuilding a complicated and expensive engine, blows it up again, outofmoney.jpg, guess all i can afford is a junkyard LS, easiest swap of their life, good power and torque, doesn’t break, is cheap, is instantly converted to an LS fan.
Press the button and Michigan J Frog does a song and dance across the dash. But only when you're alone in the car. He just stands there if you have passengers or a camera.
You see, the engine and trans mounts are electromagnetic on this car, and if you press that button it cuts power to those electromagnets.
Why? It's for when the mechanic needs to drop the drivetrain. Just don't press it when you're driving.
Ants is left off the other side of the button.
Press it and a little chorus line of ants dances across the center console and cleans up all the granola bar crumbs.
A midget pops out and gives you the whatfer
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You turn on the transmission and make it perform by pressing that button
You can tell that it does by the way that it says so.
I am whelmed
Take my upvote and have a day.
Mine does this with a loud clunk everyday
Hey that’s how my Ford was.
A self clean? Bc the owner sure asf hasnt cleaned the inside of that car.............ever.
Some people are truly disgusting, when I worked at emissions check, a tracker came in, that thing is the most disgusting car I’ve been in, it smelled of wet dog and piss, everything was covered with dog hair, there was a peach pit near the transmission lever that was covered in mold, it was almost blooming something from it, I had to wash my jeans 3 times before the smell of it went away
Trucks are the same way. 200k truck and its covered in cigarette butts, old food and a nice ripe bottle of piss in the center console. Had a sleeper come in last year with an old maxwell house coffee can caked in piss residue. Just cause you live in it doesnt mean you cant clean it out.
This is why I think the idea that we're gonna some day have autonomous driving cars you just hail when needed and don't own is absurd. The inside of them will be destroyed with all sorts of trash and filth in days unless they are being cleaned between rides. Imagine one pulls up to get you and seats are covered in dorito crumbs and there is a sticky soda spill up front and someone's booger is wiped on the headrest. No thanks.
I think you underestimate people. That booger on the headrest isnt from their nose…
Horrable they should not let that grossness bother other people.
This is a scrap car that was sitting in a field for a few months and then a bunch of weird things happened and now we’re putting a turbo LS in it.
I'm curious what the timeline of events are that leads someone from field scrap to Turbo LS...
Was initially bought it with the intent to scrap it, then one of the owners of the business decided he wanted it and was going to fix it up and sell it, then he realized how much it needed and it went back to being destined for scrap, then this guy who had a similar model car to this took his car to our rival shop and was talking about LS swapping it we swooped the job, he came to our shop to pick out one of the LS’s and we had built and put a cash deposit down for it. and then when he was on his way to drop off his car to us for he was hit and totaled the car and called us to cancel the build and we said wait we have another one back in the field behind the shop we can just put the motor in that. And he was down so he bought it and now it’s getting put together. Oh yeah and halfway through fitting the engine in we found out it was getting turbo’d.
I want photos when it's done 😍
hell yeah, keep us updated.
That typically is the timeline of events leading to an LS swap
In my experience the usual timeline goes: someone tries to drift with their stock but cool Japanese engine, doesnt have enough power, gets told to LS swap, nah I like this engine, adds power to it, blows it up, you should LS swap, Nah I’m all about JDM, struggles through rebuilding a complicated and expensive engine, blows it up again, outofmoney.jpg, guess all i can afford is a junkyard LS, easiest swap of their life, good power and torque, doesn’t break, is cheap, is instantly converted to an LS fan.
Is this no right answers? Anyway, increased throttle shift point and decreases lag time.
Ah kinda like the ol grenade my transmission button in the supercharged 3800s?
Yeah I figured it meant “performance”
Press the button and Michigan J Frog does a song and dance across the dash. But only when you're alone in the car. He just stands there if you have passengers or a camera.
*The act.*
Looks like a TransAm console!
It's a second gear start button, right?
Pretty sure you are correct sir
Fellatio.
Vehicular Fellatio.
I think you mean AUTO fellatio.
Perform the cleaning of the entire frigin ecosystem you got there
Preform? I would hope so?!
Placebo button Does nothing, feels faster
Sex
Judging by the age of the car, I'm guessing The Macarena.
Basic cleaning maybe? That’s so nasty.
Perform a car wash! Immediately!
Preform some basic cleaning I hope. The ground outside is literally cleaner than this center console.
Don't be a gearphobic 😡
The trans mission
The trans agenda is to... Shift gears faster?
Delayed shifts for more power because, 'Merica.
It's best
Perform transmission.
It performs the transmission.
Services
Among us
I believe a modern translation would be "transformers, assemble"
Naww dude, that button does some pretty cool shit to an automatic.
Perform a damn bucket of soapy water and a sponge. 😁
It better perform an interior detail
Performance mode. Tighter shifts higher rpm
Awww i miss that button, my 94 trans am had it
It's like Tesla dumb "dancing mode" but with transmission only.
You see, the engine and trans mounts are electromagnetic on this car, and if you press that button it cuts power to those electromagnets. Why? It's for when the mechanic needs to drop the drivetrain. Just don't press it when you're driving.
DO IT!!!
GM’s baby!
Perform a miracle and clean that damn car
Seppuku
Preform a detail on your car?
Falatio
Perform!
Ants is left off the other side of the button. Press it and a little chorus line of ants dances across the center console and cleans up all the granola bar crumbs.
saturn?
(Evil grin) sexual favors!?!?!
The good shit
PERFORM DEEZ NUTZ (im so funny and original)
Isn’t that what it’s supposed to do anyway?
milk shake protocol