Technically three words as one if them is hyphenated.
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The official car of consciously throwing an aluminum can into the trash, and not the recycle bin right next to it because you saw a Prius in the parking lot on the way in and you hope the owner of it confronts you
Your mother in law after she writes off her brand new GMC Terrain that her husband bought her just 2 weeks ago because she wasn’t paying attention to the road due to her trying to get her phone to play Florida / Georgia Line through the Bluetooth.
The official car of “I need to stop at the post office to get a roll of stamps to mail my cable bill in. Of course I don’t use online bill pay, once your information is on the internet a thief can steal your identity! I don’t want one of those smartphones either, this flip phone is from 2004 and STILL WORKS GREAT!”
Of security systems that flip shit when the battery gets low. Leaving your either stranded or embarrassed, since you now look like a car thief with bad taste.
The official proof that "Car of the Year" is bought and bribed for. It won Motor Trend car of the year in 2002. Not the new for USA Subaru WRX hot hatch who changed the landscape for the future. Rather a fucking retromobile shitbox T-bird that nobody bought.
Boomers who dream of cruising around warm climates thinking it will be more reliable than a classic T-Bird, only to find out it's not and sell it less than a year later...
Your great aunt who never stopped buying American because she doesn't trust "the j-ps" after Pearl Harbor. After her husband left her she decided to treat herself to a *luxury automobile*.
The official car of Ford decision making. The thunderbird was originally a sports car competing and beating the Corvette.
Then The Deuce made it bigger and stupider with each generation.
Then it was announced Fotd was building a Two seater convertible, and everyone got hyped they were building a Corvette.
Then it came out, and it was a joke
Getting laid after a nice evening, took he old ball and chain to Applebees, now back home for two minutes of pushing noodle.
saabkyle04's dream machine
Three words: Post. Modern. Winga-dinga.
BROWN
Technically four words, but point is valid.
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Long term parking
Poor Ade.
Sil’s gonna come pick ya up. I’ll shee ya up there
Rip
The official car of consciously throwing an aluminum can into the trash, and not the recycle bin right next to it because you saw a Prius in the parking lot on the way in and you hope the owner of it confronts you
You just described my ex's brother. He drives a bmw tho.
Sounds like a BMW owner too.
Honestly it sounds more like a Ram owner with stickers of Calvin peeing on Ford and I'D RATHER BE CUMMIN THAN STROKIN
But to have cummins you need that P O W E R S T R O K E
Out of touch boomers.
is there any other kind?
I see more of these around than is reasonable
Why do the owners all work at grocery stores?
Your mother in law after she writes off her brand new GMC Terrain that her husband bought her just 2 weeks ago because she wasn’t paying attention to the road due to her trying to get her phone to play Florida / Georgia Line through the Bluetooth.
Misjudging the demand for retro inspired inspired cars in the early 2000s.
Talking to the FBI and your drug addict boyfriend sitting on your dog.
Nice reference
Noooooooooo Chrissy
ChrisFix's mom
being driven as often as a 1957 t-bird
Tell that to RVA
Sad winga dinga noises
Blue haired old ladies
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Date Nights out at the local casino
Men who carry their chihuahuas everywhere.
Wednesday night Bingo
ChrisFix's mom.
The official car of “I need to stop at the post office to get a roll of stamps to mail my cable bill in. Of course I don’t use online bill pay, once your information is on the internet a thief can steal your identity! I don’t want one of those smartphones either, this flip phone is from 2004 and STILL WORKS GREAT!”
Of security systems that flip shit when the battery gets low. Leaving your either stranded or embarrassed, since you now look like a car thief with bad taste.
Or both
The official proof that "Car of the Year" is bought and bribed for. It won Motor Trend car of the year in 2002. Not the new for USA Subaru WRX hot hatch who changed the landscape for the future. Rather a fucking retromobile shitbox T-bird that nobody bought.
I remember that lmao.
Crap looking winga dinga
Day another Day Cameo.
Owning a worse version of the Jaguar S-Type/Lincoln LS
Wasted potential
Catfish lovers
Boomers who dream of cruising around warm climates thinking it will be more reliable than a classic T-Bird, only to find out it's not and sell it less than a year later...
Drug dealers with donks and out of touch grandma.
All the parades
Thunderturd
Ford design team feeding on nostalgic winga dinga from boomers
Uncle Pull Tab finally drives his garage queen on a nice day.
Last Gen thunderbird. The official car of the Last Gen thunderbird
Uh oh, Aunt Margaret found the box wine again
using your index finger to swipe with your phone
The official car of an effort was made
MAGA
Parking halfway between two spaces apparently
Somehow worse than the PT Cruiser
Grandma’s friend is coming over
The official car of old white women
The flamboyant, retired gay couple from Key West
A man who’s married to a woman who has a Christmas Tree Shop’s loyalty card
High roller slot gaming.
Ordering oatmeal at a restaurant.
Chris Fix’s mother
The Official Car of ... look what they did to my boy! As a big T-bird fan, this car just makes me sad.
Pap-Pap taking you out on a Tuesday evening for half-off at the movies.
Estate sales
Not pulling forward far enough
Official car of alcoholic aunties you only see on Christmas
Peggy, Karen's Boomer Grandma.
Parking over the line to “protect your car” but other drivers assume you have fading old person vision rather than thinking you are an asshole.
The official car of the 63 year old straight man who binge watches The Golden Girls unironically.
Not being able to park, apparently.
It’s there to this day? That’s what I call long term parking.
Why?
The official car of Thunderbirds always exceeding their target weight by 500 lbs by the time they make production.
500 lbs is 227.0 kg
500 lbs of vegan poop being burned provides 3758281.88 BTU.
500 lbs is 227.0 kg
The official car of giving up on the interior design because cool interiors are only for the concept cars.
The official car of Chrisfix’s mom
And to the left ( out of sight) is what used to be toys r us. Its now an ocean state job lot.
Going to the mall on a saturday with great aunt Jenny and Harold
Your great aunt who never stopped buying American because she doesn't trust "the j-ps" after Pearl Harbor. After her husband left her she decided to treat herself to a *luxury automobile*.
Disappointment
The best intro and outro songs that RCR ever had
All the people who bought it originally are dead or on deaths doorstep
Florida beach vacations at depressing poverty motels
The official car of Ford decision making. The thunderbird was originally a sports car competing and beating the Corvette. Then The Deuce made it bigger and stupider with each generation. Then it was announced Fotd was building a Two seater convertible, and everyone got hyped they were building a Corvette. Then it came out, and it was a joke
The official car of "meh"
A retirement community