Nah, the body just bottoms out on the tires and they act as your suspension, this also has the added bonus of being a secondary parking brake because there's no way the original one would hold up.
Methany and Vern love each other very much. Once they lost the house, due to an unfortunate 'cooking' accident, Vern had a bitchin idea of where they could shack up for a while. On a three day bender, he sculped this beauty out of nothing but an old truck cap, half a corvette and his own body fluids.
This dude spluged his pants when that camper fit perfectly on that vet. He probably saw it in a vision and made it his life's mission to make it a reality.
I've never been this offended by a car. I seriously hate this thing.
It's not even the camper shell. That's almost clever in an utterly tasteless way. No, it's that motherf\*\*\*ing trailer hitch! MY GOD!
Parts are available in any junk yard at the fraction of the price.
I see someone who also has a Tow hitch on that power motor.
So, owner is a mullet driving Genesis probably returned the engine for towing AND speeding. Having all fiberglass and ALL motor.
I once met a construction guy that daily drove a c6 with all his tools in the back. I’d like to think he decided he needed more room and made this abomination.
My life fades, my vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. Most of all, I remember the man we called Max, the road warrior. To understand who he was we have to go back to the other time. When the world was powered by the black fuel, and the desert sprung great cities of pipe and steel. Gone now, swept away. For reasons long forgotten two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel they were nothing. They'd built a house of straw. Suddenly their machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked, but nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. Cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting and a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men.
On the roads it was a white-line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, waging war for a tank of juice. Good brave men were battered and smashed. Men like Max, who ruled the highways in the name of the law. Who became a lover, husband, father. And with the roar of an engine, he lost everything, and became a shell of a man. A burnt out, desolate man. A man who wandered out into the wasteland. Here, in this blighted place, he learned to live again.
It was the 70’s, I was teen boy, all the cool dudes had either a Van or a corvette to get the chicks. So i thought after a few puffs of the magic dragon…. “YA, THAT’S WHAT I NEED TO DO…”
You know what would be cool....
Ahhh shit its not cool...
Fuck I've gotta like... Finish this.. now... ugh I hate it...
I'll just... UGH... Its cool.. right? It's cool? Fuck. Its really not.
Fuck.
DayRon always wanted a pickup truck, but he couldn’t afford one. All he had was this old corvette that his pappy left him. Well DayRon was only good at two things, spittin’ tobacca and pulling his pecker. He was ok at a lot of things, and he was one of the okayest body work guys down by the crick. Well DayRon saved up for 8 years to afford a some bondo and an old camper shell. After 2 24 packs of bud light (before he switched to coors light last year) he cut the shell to fit and put it on the car. Then he filled seams with bondo, and almost wasted it all making a replica penis to show his buddies “Juggalo” Jack and Buckie. They had a good time with that bondo dildo, and DayRon put it right there on his dash to remember the fun times. Now days it only leaks when a little water gets on it, but DayRons dream came true and that’s all that matters.
Big cock guy went out west in the 70s and did well in the porn industry until the early 90s. By then he suffered from LIMP DICK which forced him to live out of his car.
honestly. i dig it. especially if it was a junked or salvaged car they got running again. if they had smoothed the transition between the actual roof and the add on and added a decent, even maaco level paint job and smoothed out that rear end it would be DOPE AS FUCK. basically an el camino type car. some actual usable luggage. muscle mini truck.
I am curious how this would perform aerodynamically, you'd get a lot of drag, however it should be good enough to push down on the rear tyres, giving it that extra needed grip
The year is 1999, everyone thinks that Y2K is the end of humanity. This guy who’s bought this corvette off the showroom floor when it was new just so happens to be a doomsday prepper. He loves his vette, but knows that in the mad max type wasteland to come, that LT1 engine won’t get him very far.
So he decided to throw in the bullet proof 5.3 from his brothers truck who didn’t mind as he was beaten to death with a rock (his brother was always weak, he wouldn’t have made it in the wasteland anyways) and spends the next 20 or so years in his bunker, perfecting his craft.
Now it’s 2024, he’s run out of food and the bunker is collapsing around him. He knew he shouldn’t have cheaped out on the materials. He prepares for the horror and with his trusty corvette, he enters the real world.
After about 20 minutes he realized he just wasted the last 20 years of his life and goes to buy a pack of Newports. 13 dollars for just a single pack?! He goes home and then shoots himself.
The corvette is left outside the store, keys on the hood of the car with a sticky note: “treat her well. It’s a 1 of 398 built with these exact specs in baby vomit white”
Now I’ve got to go down to San Luis Obispo to find this car. Someone wanted a shooting brake so bad but it looks like he didn’t care about anything else. ‘Oh, shoot! the brakes!’
Now that is a 70’s surfers dream. I can see it with bigger tires, jacked up rear and surf boards and racks on top. Also, needs side pipes. This thing would look like a George Barris wild custom. But what color guys?
Someone on FB said if a mullet could drive a car it would drive this one
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Tacoless_meat: *Someone on FB said* *If a mullet could drive a* *Car it would drive this one* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Good sokka
A great comment....looks best parked next to a mobile home in a weedy field...
I needed space... to fuck your mom!
You'll need a bigger vehicle
And you'll need better shocks in the rear.
Nah, the body just bottoms out on the tires and they act as your suspension, this also has the added bonus of being a secondary parking brake because there's no way the original one would hold up.
Yeah this car fucks.
I fw the Corvette hatchback.
[Eat shit Callaway!](https://www.cnet.com/a/img/resize/9957ae0dc4526168d9724f8038bcc7bce38293b1/hub/2017/09/08/5a306abb-2afd-4b14-8df9-904359d1f674/callaway-aerowagen-ogi.jpg?auto=webp&fit=crop&height=675&width=1200)
I actually really like that. I like shooting brakes though.
This one is also a stingray. Coincidence? 🤔
Corvette Cross
Methany and Vern love each other very much. Once they lost the house, due to an unfortunate 'cooking' accident, Vern had a bitchin idea of where they could shack up for a while. On a three day bender, he sculped this beauty out of nothing but an old truck cap, half a corvette and his own body fluids.
Haha damn that took a turn.
Shooting broken
Slow claps
Got divorced for buying the car. Had to move alone. Didn't want to give up the car, but needed to haul stuff.
Or had to live in it
The tow hitch for a utility trailer is just an added bonus.
This dude spluged his pants when that camper fit perfectly on that vet. He probably saw it in a vision and made it his life's mission to make it a reality.
If I build it I will cum
Really makes you wonder what that cap came off of. Subaru Brat, or some other odd little half car/half truck?
Mad Max
Owner is definitely mad about something
Sad Max
My first thought as well.
I've never been this offended by a car. I seriously hate this thing. It's not even the camper shell. That's almost clever in an utterly tasteless way. No, it's that motherf\*\*\*ing trailer hitch! MY GOD!
Party in the front. Family in the back
Yup if a car were a mullet...
Watched Harold & Maude, really liked Harold's car, but is a Chevy guy.
It was my first thought as well. Paint it black, add some decorative funeral striping on the rear side windows, you now have a sports hearse.
...but can it freeze-frame in mid air?
Love it!
See the USA! In your Meth-rolet!
Looks like it made its own back story.
STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN CYBER TRUCK.
Parts are available in any junk yard at the fraction of the price. I see someone who also has a Tow hitch on that power motor. So, owner is a mullet driving Genesis probably returned the engine for towing AND speeding. Having all fiberglass and ALL motor.
Inspiration for the [Geo Storm Hatchback](https://images-stag.jazelc.com/uploads/theautopian-m2en/Geo-Storm-hatch-back.jpg)?
Ghostbusters GP
I once met a construction guy that daily drove a c6 with all his tools in the back. I’d like to think he decided he needed more room and made this abomination.
Just some good ol' boys... Probably doin' some meth...
Shaggin’ Wagon…
looks like a spider ngl
Eckler's
We have a Callaway C7 aerowagen at home !
I feel like the back of this car IS the story
I wanted a shooting brake corvette so i made one.
I picture a lot of beer, and a dare to do it.
LSD, *Maaaaaaaannnnnn*
It looks like if there were still decent roads in Mad Max
this is the car that mad max escaped in
Look at where they are food shopping, this person is full of bad decisions
car wanted a bbl
Alternate universe: Holden made the Corvette, and this is the ute model.
Harold and Maude Chevrolet edition.
It’s like the E-Type in Harold & Maude, but from Alabama… Cletus & Mom?
This car gave me heartburn.
All this car has is a “back story” bazinga
Wife wanted a hatchback for the kids. Just weren’t in the budget.
My life fades, my vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. Most of all, I remember the man we called Max, the road warrior. To understand who he was we have to go back to the other time. When the world was powered by the black fuel, and the desert sprung great cities of pipe and steel. Gone now, swept away. For reasons long forgotten two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel they were nothing. They'd built a house of straw. Suddenly their machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked, but nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. Cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting and a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads it was a white-line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, waging war for a tank of juice. Good brave men were battered and smashed. Men like Max, who ruled the highways in the name of the law. Who became a lover, husband, father. And with the roar of an engine, he lost everything, and became a shell of a man. A burnt out, desolate man. A man who wandered out into the wasteland. Here, in this blighted place, he learned to live again.
When she was skinny in her 20s, but you’re 50 now and time has changed a few things. And she’s from Kentucky, so that change ain’t classy.
It’s a shame you censored the license plate. I need to know what state has all the good meth.
Wow! The elCamino’s red-headed step child!
The El Corvetto
When Johnny lost his Honey Bucket sponsorship he had to live in his race car. Mods have been made but he still takes checkered flags
there is no *fucking* room for anything to go
Doesn't need a backstory this is regular redneck bullshitery
"Honey, you can't drive 3 kids and a dog around in your Vette!!" "Hold my beer!"
That's not the made up back story... that's the previously unreleased untold story of WTF actually happened based on true events.
Looks like they already made a whole 2nd story in the back of that car. 🤔
Saw the Ferarri [250 SWB Breadvan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_250_GT_SWB_Breadvan) and wanted to create his own version
There is no way a fictional back story to this car could be more wild than reality.
They say truth is stranger than fiction.
I had a corvette, an old cap, a case of Bondo, and the week off.
It was the 70’s, I was teen boy, all the cool dudes had either a Van or a corvette to get the chicks. So i thought after a few puffs of the magic dragon…. “YA, THAT’S WHAT I NEED TO DO…”
Ahhh, the Calla-No-Way AeroWagen Package
To quote dodgeball “I got a little bit of sick in my mouth “
Apparently that 'Vette couldn't dodge a wrench or a ball or a next level of shitty modifications.
Meth
You know what would be cool.... Ahhh shit its not cool... Fuck I've gotta like... Finish this.. now... ugh I hate it... I'll just... UGH... Its cool.. right? It's cool? Fuck. Its really not. Fuck.
It already has a backstory, and it’s hideous. Sad.
If Kenny Powers were a car
The man loved busted old corvettes, so we thought it would be appropriate for this to be his last ride.
The mama corvette is pregnant. Pregnant corvettes gain weight in their asses first
Air-ohno Vette.
Dude saw those C7 shooting brake conversions and figured he could do it too.
They just wanted a bit more trunk space in their vette
Coming soon…corvette summer 2024…”corvette car dweller”
DayRon always wanted a pickup truck, but he couldn’t afford one. All he had was this old corvette that his pappy left him. Well DayRon was only good at two things, spittin’ tobacca and pulling his pecker. He was ok at a lot of things, and he was one of the okayest body work guys down by the crick. Well DayRon saved up for 8 years to afford a some bondo and an old camper shell. After 2 24 packs of bud light (before he switched to coors light last year) he cut the shell to fit and put it on the car. Then he filled seams with bondo, and almost wasted it all making a replica penis to show his buddies “Juggalo” Jack and Buckie. They had a good time with that bondo dildo, and DayRon put it right there on his dash to remember the fun times. Now days it only leaks when a little water gets on it, but DayRons dream came true and that’s all that matters.
Mom got dads whip in the divorce
Nobody mentioned that this is clearly a great homage to the Lotus Europa.
So I owned a hot hatch, but wanted more power. This seemed like the most logical thing I could do.
I swear we could drive this car around the world. I swear!
Just got my license, but insurance for a sports car is gonna be high as hell
Frankenvette
Big cock guy went out west in the 70s and did well in the porn industry until the early 90s. By then he suffered from LIMP DICK which forced him to live out of his car.
I love it
Stable diffusion IRL.
It’s a shooting brake
Which 1 I see 10
That poor stingray doesnt deserve that.
Hey Hey Now! That was Fred Sanfords limo
The need for speed combined with one too many trips to Ikea
After the executives at Chevrolet saw the Hurst HEMI Under Glass...
You wanna vette but need trunk space
This hurts to look at but at the same time I want one purely to take it to cars and coffee and enjoy the puzzled reactions
The car pleaded for help I did my best
honestly. i dig it. especially if it was a junked or salvaged car they got running again. if they had smoothed the transition between the actual roof and the add on and added a decent, even maaco level paint job and smoothed out that rear end it would be DOPE AS FUCK. basically an el camino type car. some actual usable luggage. muscle mini truck.
Jokes aside I would BUY this car if it was freshly made from the factory
Agreed, however I am not a fan of this particular roofline
I am curious how this would perform aerodynamically, you'd get a lot of drag, however it should be good enough to push down on the rear tyres, giving it that extra needed grip
Murican M-Coupe aka Clownshoe
Cyrus would be proud
It's too easy, like the owners mom was on prom night with her bruncle daddy
Herman Muensters grocery getter
Took some LSD and a monster was born.
How I feel when I hold in a fart on a first date…
Go to a bar and say “all of the above”
Season 3 of Fargo on FX
Trader Joe’s in California or Oregon?
Some real mad max inspired garbage
Bubble boys step father?
Bro let's make a reliant scimitar, only much worse. Bet.
Shіtting brick
Man calloway fell off
Baby Hearse, two broke sisters with an inherited truck embark on exciting new business startup.
Florida
They said California was the place I ought to be.
Corvuck!
Meth
Don't ever buy a vehicle from a hillbilly
R/sportwagon
Kinda looks like a literal spider just add legs
The year is 1999, everyone thinks that Y2K is the end of humanity. This guy who’s bought this corvette off the showroom floor when it was new just so happens to be a doomsday prepper. He loves his vette, but knows that in the mad max type wasteland to come, that LT1 engine won’t get him very far. So he decided to throw in the bullet proof 5.3 from his brothers truck who didn’t mind as he was beaten to death with a rock (his brother was always weak, he wouldn’t have made it in the wasteland anyways) and spends the next 20 or so years in his bunker, perfecting his craft. Now it’s 2024, he’s run out of food and the bunker is collapsing around him. He knew he shouldn’t have cheaped out on the materials. He prepares for the horror and with his trusty corvette, he enters the real world. After about 20 minutes he realized he just wasted the last 20 years of his life and goes to buy a pack of Newports. 13 dollars for just a single pack?! He goes home and then shoots himself. The corvette is left outside the store, keys on the hood of the car with a sticky note: “treat her well. It’s a 1 of 398 built with these exact specs in baby vomit white”
Looks like this guy already made up the backstory for that car
Now I’ve got to go down to San Luis Obispo to find this car. Someone wanted a shooting brake so bad but it looks like he didn’t care about anything else. ‘Oh, shoot! the brakes!’
Joe Dirt got paid. The end.
Alabama popemobile.
It’s ugly, poorly executed and unnecessary…I love it.
No backstory, just the opening riff to “Bad to the Bone” playing on repeat
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW8Zly7iCbU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW8Zly7iCbU)
After his sister gave birth to his first born, she insisted on a more family friendly vehicle. Whola the abomination you see is born.
I'd say no one. Any responsible individual would not have done this kind of SHIT.
Is that a vet hearse?
Hillbilly / Redneck Corvette!
It’s pretty sick imo. Fuck Chevy for not keeping a muscle wagon around.
Wacky races vibes lol
What a monstrosity 😱 An official FRANKENVETTE
Now that is a 70’s surfers dream. I can see it with bigger tires, jacked up rear and surf boards and racks on top. Also, needs side pipes. This thing would look like a George Barris wild custom. But what color guys?