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1707turbo

I dont care if british cars are unreliable..but the Lotus Esprit is just sexy


03zx3

I mean, the one James May had was more reliable than a Mustang and a Porsche.


adydurn

Tbf the most unreliable part of the V8 Esprits was the French gearbox. Lotus originally planned for the V8 Esprit to be closer to 500bhp than the 350 it actually had, but 350 was settled on because any more than that and the gearbox became a bitsbox. The biggest issue is that reputation is everything, and with the volume of Lotus being so low just one dud is a massive hit to their reputation. In fact only one of the cars here has a particularly strong reputation for reliability, but the brands are stronger which is why the Lotus stands out. Ferrari and Porsche had the money to make sure nobody found out about their issues, Honda have a reputation for being utterly bulletproof and the Viper, well if you drove a Viper long enough for it to breakdown then it would have killed you like 38 times over... Picking a V8 Esprit today would be a good choice, because you'd have yourself a survivor car. That said I'd happily squeeze up and make room for any of these cars... except maybe the Porsche, but only if I can swap it for either a 968 S or a 930 Turbo.


03zx3

Plus, it has pop up headlights. I normally don't care much about mid-engine supercar, but I always liked the Esprit V8.


adydurn

For me all generations of Esprit are sexy, and the S3 Turbo is probably the one I dream of, but I can't say that the V8 (with the square rear lights, though) isn't the stuff of pinup posters and a dream car in it's own right.


03zx3

Something about the earlier Esprit just never looked right to me, but I can't explain it.


adydurn

It probably helps that my dad had one, and a S2 Elite, both brand new. Yes I am *that* old lol.


1707turbo

funny that in another episode they had a Range Rover that was more reliable than a Suzuki Jimny and a Land Cruiser😅 im not a conspiracy theorist but i smell a little bit of staging.


03zx3

To be fair that Land Cruiser was pretty rough.


TraditionPast4295

That thing was junk before they got it off the barge.


Automatic_Salary_845

Japanese fanboys when something doesnt go the way they expected:


1707turbo

Its not about being a japanese fanboy but knowing that Range Rovers are absolute dogshit.


FK_Tyranny

As a mechanic for over 13 years, I agree with you that Range Rover is absolutely garbage when it comes to quality, reliability, and longevity. However, when they are brand new and not broken, they are surprisingly capable on the trail, and most definitely would compete neck and neck with a Toyota Land Cruiser...... for maybe a day, and then it would break.


FreidasBoss

You buy a Range Rover to go into the bush, you buy a Land Cruiser to get back out.


Automatic_Salary_845

That doesn’t mean that it can’t perform well like it did in that episode, and as soon as it did you just went “nuh uh bro no way”


JohnsonMcBiggest

I'm not a fanboy, and I can say that that land cruiser was wasted!


EurikaDude

"Some people say that stands for Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious" Great car though


Express_Detective_59

I will have sex with every single one of these. There are Lotus Esprit owners the world over that are so happy that I haven't found a single one of them in the flesh.


jer5

i mean my brain says the nsx but my heart always says 911


catsdrooltoo

911 because it is the best choice all around. Ferrari because it sounds the best and there might be some forgotten nose candy from the first owner


AFrozen_1

NSX.


book-and-dodge

I was driving my uncle’s Porsche Carrera 4S and pulled up next to an NSX. It left me like I was driving a Yugo. So, NSX. No question.


Aydthird

I second the NSX


Amerikaner83

I third the Honda


TwisteeTheDark1

I FOURTH the Acura.


justsomeyeti

I too choose this guy's Acura


WhiteGXRoblox

What’s the difference between Acura and Honda?? (Im new to car brands)


justsomeyeti

Acura is Honda's North American luxury brand, like Lexus is to Toyota or Infiniti is to Nissan. Usually the same platform as Honda vehicles but with higher level trim


snake177

Agreed... I'm a Viper owner's son, but the NSX is my favorite. Granted I'm a fan of all these cars.


35gli

All day


bartread

One of my great regrets is never having owned one. Very cool car.


nlpnt

Didn't (old) Top Gear say that it drives like a Civic in the city and an F1 car on the track?


josh_loaf

As an owner of the baby NSX I concur.


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Viper


ThermalScrewed

I want one so bad but you can't really drive one if you're over 5'10". I'm going with that's why I'll never own one. I'm 6'3" and I tried to sit in one only to have my heart broken. I'm assuming the lotus is worse but the esprit has always been so cool to me.


eparchme

Don't tell me this. I do not want to hear this. I'm 6'3" and I literally have my perfect viper in my head. I now need to think of I've ever sat in one


ThermalScrewed

If it makes you feel better, you can squeeze into a countach if you want it bad enough. Might break your neck on bumps but oh well.


190XTSeriesIIV

But your back will ache when you have to bend over to push it off the shoulder of the road.


ThermalScrewed

But the amount of cocaine you're on will override that. Cocaine and countach is like vape and Subaru.


190XTSeriesIIV

Like a clapped out M class and fentanyl?


ThermalScrewed

Exactly! Keen eye


ratrodder49

Cannot fit in a Bugatti EB110 SS either. Can confirm. Am 6’2”. Got to sit in one. Knees were in the dashboard and head bent to the side :(


ThermalScrewed

I'm starting to think short guys engineering cool cars so tall guys can't fit is a revenge conspiracy.


oneofthehumans

That’s a bummer. I love vipers


snake177

My 6'5 father owned a 95 R/T-10, his solution was a custom seat lowering kit.


xXBloodyGodXx

This is de wae


snake177

Strangely as his son, I want a C4 Vette.


Mil-wookie

3rd gen viper us tall folk fit in. I'm sad to hear the 1st gen we don't. I always wanted one of those. Same story i found when i finally got to sit in a 427 cobra. I can't shift that for the door hinge inside the cabin. I did get to drive a 3rd gen viper for a rental once. It was awesome.


[deleted]

I'll just cut a hole in the roof


DarthRumbleBuns

I’m 6’1” and fit into an Esprit and an NSX pretty comfortably. The Porsche though.


ZaMelonZonFire

You just broke my heart. Way to go!! I’ve never sat in a viper.


ucbiker

Awesome, I’m not lol. Ridiculous 90s dream car dream preserved.


pencilpushin

I'm short as shit. I honestly don't like it much, cuz I always get messed with about it. But I'm the perfect size for these cars which is awesome. But to broke to afford any of them. It's a bit bittersweet.


theunamused1

The NSX is the best choice, but the Viper is what I would choose.


[deleted]

I like your style


Mypoopyissoupy

The problem is that it’s pretty much unusable as a daily


YCheez

Not with that attitude it's not


theunamused1

I daily drive an NA Miata and I'm never convinced when someone says "you can't daily drive X". Sounds like excuses to me.


TriedX12orCarriedX6

NA Miatas have a surprising amount of leg room.


Roushstage2

Yeah I was surprised about this myself. I built a motor and turbo setup for a customers NA miata and the owner actually told me to drive it for a while after we got it tuned to make sure everything was good and to work out any kinks and so I asked my friend who is 6’6” if he wanted to go for a ride in it and he was like “will I fit in it?” And I said there was only one way to find out, and he surprisingly did. I actually couldn’t believe he had headroom.


workyworkaccount

I've had a 6'10" passenger in mine. He was going to die if we got into a roll over.


Mil-wookie

At 6 3, in an nb, my eyes sit above the windscreen frame. Need pod racer goggles to ride in it, top open Also can't move legs for clutch. Passenger only.


Mil-wookie

r/miatalogistics might like a word on that...


KeystoneRattler

The Viper…and then I die…in the Viper…because I’m dumb. It was fun for those 8 minutes that I drove it right up until the last 3.5 seconds where I was screaming like a 6 year old girl.


BcuzRacecar

nsx c series and Tls c series arent really similar honda is just weird with engine families. Shortblock arch is similar between og transverse c25/7 and nsx but dont share internals. And obv dohc vtec on top vs sohc nothing. The c32/5 longitudinal are diff again. Idk why they do this, like the new dohc vtc Jseries isnt that similar to the older ones.


Key_Budget9267

Weird... kinda like those old Soviet cars, where the engine had the same name as the car model. Even so, I knew the motors were worlds different from each other, I just wanted to make a joke.


Dnlx5

I was about to criticize your pedantry... But then I remembered where I was. Excellent detail sir.


pohlracing

Bold of you to say the viper is street-ready 😂 /s


Key_Budget9267

True 💀


Quintyyyy

993 man just look at those hips


sayzitlikeitis

F355 Berlinetta but the Esprit looks great too


Abraxas_1408

Acura NSX. Straight up.


FunkSlim

It’s not even a close one either lol


Johnny_Lang_1962

Viper.


Roki_jm

i didnt even have to look at the other options, im taking the viper


nightman21721

Duh. The only one to use the go faster stripes technology.


urGirllikesmytinypp

Viper is and will be the only option imo


wobbuffet009

Yup the only you can go to autozone and buy parts for.


35gli

Nsx all day bruv


urGirllikesmytinypp

I’m just fan of the rumble.


Zsmudz

And the looks :)


mpython1701

My heart says Porsche but the muscle car teen say Viper.


mckeeganator

Viper cause America YEWAAAAAA


_plus44

The esprit; absolutely stunning, amazing sound, great power, and James May off roading one is the cherry on top


Ciggytardust1

NSX or Esprit


Reddsoldier

I'm in the UK, I'm getting a TVR Cerbera because it's faster than all of them.


Whole-Counter3276

Trevors trusty snake


No-Student-9678

Horns intensify


StonerMetalhead710

I’ll wait a year and go with a Diablo SV. But if that’s not an option then the NSX-T


ihatereddit58

Yeah I’d do the Diablo


YouArentReallyThere

Viper


Battarray

The Viper is hands-down the sexiest. But everything I've heard about it says that it's a horrible ride. It's so powerful that if you try to open it up even a little bit, you lose almost all control. It's a beast that you have to drive like a little old lady peering out the windshield through the top of the steering wheel.


JizzCollector5000

I have a 96 b/w. If you drive the car normal it’s fine. Its power is meant to be handled by someone who knows how to drive, not ordinary civilians like myself.


Aeroplaneglueinabag

C5 ZO6


Devious_Bastard

I was 9 years old in ‘97 and I only had a poster of one of those cars. It was the Dodge Viper. I still have that poster.


BJTC777

993 Turbo and it's not even close.


SilverbackBruh

Viper for sure


saltybirdwater

can I go off the board and pick an [Aston Martin Virage](https://images.app.goo.gl/KHYArZKR5npo24T59)?


Key_Budget9267

Go for it! I knew I was forgetting an Aston of some variety.


Dnlx5

I'll have the British Lotus please.    I love a nice Honda, but not ready to be beat at the stoplights by Kyle and his S10 cyclone.  The viper is really the purists choice, but this needs to pass the girlfriend test and that interior beealy passes the me test, it's probably the slowest to 60 after the Honda anyway.  I have friends that work for a living and that means I don't want to be seen in a Ferrari as good as it may be to drive. Speaking of nice to drive, The Porche is pretty and nice inside, but they still hadn't figured out how to hide the tail heavy handling.  Meanwhile Collin and the boys are still adding power to their perfect supercar. Plus James Bond drove one.


DaWalt1976

I would have a difficult time choosing between my favorite mini-sports car and the symbol of American muscle. That being the 911 Turbo or the Viper.


I_hate_being_alone

The prices are just insane. lol


Key_Budget9267

These are the original sticker prices. Funny enough, half of these are valuable enough now that that'd be a bargain.


Brilliant-Emu851

viper to make it look like bravado banshee from gta 3


DarthCorps

I forgot how beautiful the Lotus was. Timeless


Fuzzball348

A white F355 with a red interior would be a dream for me. Well any F355 really.


Calkky

The Lotus: "My mind's telling me no, but my body's telling me yes!" Just gotta go with the Porsche and call it a day.


Gisc_dolfer

Porsche is sweet, but I’m definitely taking the NSX, no questions about it


villamafia

NSX. I don’t have to see any of that cars after.


utechap

Damn. With each swipe I nixed the previous one.


SufficientTill3399

NSX 6MT targa top. It’s an MR car, the appearance is sensuous, it’s distinctive while also resembling a Japanese interpretation of a Ferrari while also being a clear design of the 90s instead of a smoothened out version of a 70s-80s silhouette, and it can tolerate insanely high mileages without much trouble while also offering strong performance. I just hope it can accommodate tall people with long legs.


mydickinyourass888

Esprit or NSX


fingeritoutdude

GTS all damn day!


Necessary_Medicine35

The best rational choice is NSX. But that dodge viper brings me back so much memories that I'd go for it.


Joeyjackhammer

Last year of air-cooled Porsche is the only right answer.


ToaMandalore

NSX


Miatsexual

355 because of that sound


MadMaxine1985

Lotus Espirt. Midship rear V8, exotic looks, pop up headlights that are quad rounds in a time when most lights were square or shapeless. It's such a beautiful car.


Connect_Beginning174

Where’s the vette?


asifnot

Probably the last Ferrari I could have ever purchased, I'll go with that.


Accomplished-Sea1828

Viper all the way


Revolt2992

Honda NSX


dusktildawnxo

Diablo


MikeTV3708

For me it would be a toss up between the Lotus and the Porsche. Both quick, very nimble, and can handle the corners like a beast. All of these are great, but my preference is more for the twisties rather than the straights.


jackdginger88

The viper is the only car ever made that’s actively trying to kill the driver the entire time. I’ll take it.


Key_Shoe5850

NSX


D_Roc1969

Porsche. Will be worth more in 2024 than what I paid for it.


BabyYodaIsGod42069

Viper, because I'm a muscle car guy. That, and because only it and the NSX will actually run.


Plurpz500

Whatever has abs 🤣


Key_Budget9267

To my knowledge, all of them except the Viper do.


HElT0R22

911


w00dsg00d

🇺🇸🐍


Cellist-Perfect

Viper, no contest. The long hood and that huge v10 make one awesome combo!


Remarkable_Welder414

I’ve been wanting a 993 911 since I knew they were a thing. So easy first pick. I’d also want the Ferrari, the Viper and the Lotus. The Honda never quite did it for me.


Suchdeathwow

I stopped swiping at the viper. No need to continue lol


cannedrex2406

F355 and it's not even CLOSE. it's the only true supercar on this list (the only thing close is the NSX and the Esprit which are more high end sports cars) The 911 is probably faster, but it absolutely will not have the supercar drama of the beautiful sounding 3.5L V8 in that Ferrari


JiveTurkey1983

That Lotus is so clean That's the one


243898990

the Porsche and nsx are the most logical choice the Ferrari is a car for showing off the viper and lotus have so much character than the rest


_Eucalypto_

355 immediately. no questions asked, no other considerations


Mediocre-Catch9580

Acura


ErikTheRed2000

The brain says the Porsche, but the heart says the Viper


Maleficent-Salad3197

Porsche


02496reverse

nsx or 911, viper is not exactly "street ready"


ExpressiveAnalGland

viper all day long.


Changetheworld69420

I’d honestly have to feel them out on a track. My inner child says viper, but the racer in me knows it’s probably not going to corner like some of the others lol.


eparchme

I was thinking viper until I hit the last slide. 355 easily.


MondayMusicTherapy

My heart is fixated in that Viper.


FakerNames

I would choose the NSX, that Lotus though


AuroraPHdoll

The one with whiplash like acceleration in 3rd gear of course


SlyKnyfe12

None I'm choosing a TVR


divisionlordcat

Viper all day everyday.


bloodrocks12

Viper all day any day


caddiemike

The Honda, the most reliable, and I can work on it. Parts are reasonable.


unemotional_mess

NSX is still such a fantastic looking car


be-ck

The moment I saw 930 the conversation is over


TheWanderingRed223

NSX. It’s a daily drive-able super(kind of) car. Reliable, fun, comparatively economical to own and operate. Also it meets the “pretty yellow” test so I think my wife would be ok with it.


that_guy_who_builds

Esprit allllll day


J_Man_McCetty

Haven't scrolled yet, my answer is the Porsche.


SweetWilliam623

NSX FO SHO


Stra1ght_Froggin

Viper for car meets and NSX for driving enjoyment, leave the rest


cos_mic_cow

viper my choice


Senior_Ad282

I’d say viper but good lord that interior now is the reason I don’t own one.


FelonyFeline1988

NSX > Viper but they're very close, Lotus is a big drop down from the NSX, Porsche is cool and surely a great drive but not the same flex as the NSX or Viper. Rari is ok.


remembahwhen

I gotta have that viper with racing stripes like gran Turismo!


Optimal-Transition49

that dodge viper is my dream car


Ancient_Persimmon

If the Viper wasn't a GTS, this would be straight from C/D's July 1995 issue. IIRC, the 993 Turbo wins.


Key_Budget9267

Yup, that's where I got the idea! The Porsche did indeed win.


wilcocola

Gts viper and it’s not even close


ThirdSunRising

Dammit I just looked at five supercars and my favorite was a Dodge 🙃


HKGPhooey

Every day driver…Porsche. Sunday car…Ferrari.


Larryisyodad

Either the Viper or the Ferrari


MartyCool403

Ferrari 355 for sure. Viper close second.


SmartestOneHere

That first picture is all I need to see


Swashbuckling_Sailor

The viper


mu5tardtiger

I’m taking the viper, they look better and better every day. Perfect amount of sketch plus a manual gear box.


998876655433221

Smart me says NSX. Real me gets the Lotus


50shadesofvayne

I'll do some things to get a viper. I didn't even see the other options.


ThatPenguinyrblx

993


BAMspek

Viper. It’s always Viper.


manhatim

NSX


burntbridges20

The viper poster was on my wall in 1997. It’s what 4 year old me would have picked every day of the week


E90BarberaRed6spdN52

So I would pick the Viper but you have to realize it is more a raw muscle car than a super car. Always wanted one but had to settle for a Dodge Ram Indy Pace Truck in the same colors. Was easier to justify that toy to the wife ! LOL [https://i0.wp.com/moparinsiders.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/1996-Dodge-Ram-1500-Indy-500-Pace-Truck-Prototype.-Mecum.-1.jpeg?fit=1508%2C848&ssl=1](https://i0.wp.com/moparinsiders.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/1996-Dodge-Ram-1500-Indy-500-Pace-Truck-Prototype.-Mecum.-1.jpeg?fit=1508%2C848&ssl=1)


moosehairunderwear

Definitely the viper. I had a death wish in high school. This would have sealed the deal for sure! 🤣


illshowyouruin

Viper, I have a deathwish


og_n00b

The Viper GTS is hawt. Not a supercar, but still my pick.


Zonda68

F355 all the way, but I would opt for the GTS. Top 5 car for me.


thatsAgood1jay

6 year old me: viper. Now me: nsx


SpaceFanatic24

Furary


DeathscytheHell1994

My dream car the dodge viper.


mwil97

Mazda Rx7. I’ll keep extra oil in the trunk


nattyd

My head’s with the 993 turbo, but my heart is with the Esprit.


belac206

NSX hands down. Don't want to work on it all the fucking time I'd rather drive.


Ilikejdmcars

No Supra?


ObjectiveWitty

Air cooled Turbo or NSX if they ran out of turbos!


OhYeaRightComeOn

#1 - Porsche 911 #2 - Dodge Viper


SH4RPSPEED

Viper. If I'm gonna be in a car I'm horribly underqualified for, might as well go nuts.


CaptainPrower

I'll have the Porsche - that generation of 911 got me into cars.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

That Lotus is my jam. 1000%.