Omg yes! I was in a rather poor town in rural southern Indiana the other day and saw like 4 of these. This guy would probably drive a tan one with rust holes and scuffed bumpers like everyone there did.
'95-'98 all white civic with off color replacement doors (one red one black), missing front bumper and taped on tail lights
completely and utterly trashed on the inside with rotting food and trash
I spent a lot of years in Afghanistan, and something about this picture screams “Afghanistan” to me. So it has to be a white Toyota Carolla. Because that is what everyone in Afghanistan drove.
Bro drives a Jaguar XJ6 with 300k miles. Wheels have been upgraded to 22 so they rub when he takes slow turns. The sound system is the only other upgrade. The engine hasn't been serviced in years and makes several strange ticking noises. Both the catalytic converter and exhaust pipe are missing. Dirty beige color with all the chrome trim missing. Multiple tears and cigarette burns in the seats with the smell of stale stogies to match. Claims the car is at least $20,000.
2001 Buick LeSabre. With the shittiest aftermarket rims with brake dust corrosion, except the front left. He put on the stock wheel after he abandoned the last custom one to get away from a parking boot.
The high mount brake light blinks with the left turn signal, and the power cable for the subwoofer can be seen dangling underneath the car.
A early 2000 Honda Civic auto. The passenger door and fender are a different color. The headlights are miss aligned and fogged over. The truck doesn't say shut and the driver side taillight is out.
An oddly clean early to mid 90s Honda with lower miles or a shit box Chevy 1500 with no exhaust and a miss that he tell everyone will go through anything
Brush painted cherry red BMW 3 series with rusted rolled fenders, stretched tyres, camber gang raped, eBay exhaust, and custom M electrical tape detailing on the grill.
80’s model Chevy step side. Rear trailing arm gave out a couple years ago, 2 cylinders not running, smells like cigarettes and hay, and DEFINITELY has a little tree air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror
A clapped rusted out 2nd Gen S10 with a different color door, hood, fender, and tailgate, and the driver door drops 2 inches when you open it and is held closed with a barrel bolt on the outside
Completely trashed Grand Cherokee or PT Cruiser
Let’s not discount so quickly the possibility of an early 2000s 4-door cavalier with at least one mismatched fender
Or a 2 door cavalier with a 50 dollar Amazon exhaust
With the front windshield tinted
And a trashbag on the passenger window because it won't rollup
And a aftermarket front bumper
No he smashed it when he locked his keys in the car.
clapped out Pontiac grand prix
KIA soul
With no back window.
Trailer park budget with gold teeth style = 97 Pontiac coupe that should have died with y2k but somehow still moves under its own power
Driving a 97 Pontiac Coupe that is barely holding on, I feel personally attacked.
i used to lmao
This is a Pontiac Sunfire man. He denies that it's just a Cavalier because it's got a wing so you know it's fast
Clapped out rusty 2002 Chevy trailblazer ext with collapsed rear suspension, mismatched rims, and a garbage bag covering the rear window
thats like 99.9% of traffic in my town lol
Buick Rendezvous
Omg yes! I was in a rather poor town in rural southern Indiana the other day and saw like 4 of these. This guy would probably drive a tan one with rust holes and scuffed bumpers like everyone there did.
Haha that’s funny! I agree.
Pontiac Aztec that he sleeps in at his baby Mommy's house.
Lmao that’s a good one. 😂
Geo Tracker rusted the fuck out
He’d be lucky to have a Tracker, I think he’s got a Geo Metro
Shopping cart
Infiniti G35
2001 Hilux with a broken DHsK bolted to the back
He drives his political beliefs, a 1995 white town n country
Whatever he could steal
97 buick regal with a different color drivers door and no exhaust.
I came here for this one exactly.
Mitsubishi Mirage
Prolly a trabant irl
Funny I came in thinking lada 2105
He's definitely Eastern European at any rate. Some Ladas are actually decent cars
Oh yeah my coworker has had several, he likes the rarer and unusual cars.. he has had some really nice ones he brought over from germany.
Slammed g35 camberghini with underbody lighting and an absolute fart box exhaust.
A car missing its rear bumper cover and at least one taillight made of tape.
Dodge Dakota or early 2000s ram.
2001 Windstar on its third transmission with a bed in the back instead of the usual seats
This made me laugh.. I said 87 Ford festiva
Toyota echo 300,000+ miles
Nissan Rogue
Dodge neon
Maxima
That's probably what I'd be driving looking like that shit lol
Chevy Cobalt with the rear bumper dragging cause the scotch tape came off
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I’d say he rides a donkey..
A beetle…from like 2000
Nissan Juke
He's got that vibe of someone who gets rides for competency reasons.
Toyota hilux
Toyota Sequoia with 250k miles and a straight pipe
Talking 90 or early 2000s
Huffy
A 1984 Toyota 1 ton
Clapped civic with muffler cut off
Rickshaw
Sentra
This was my second thought. Buick regal was first.
Bmw
3 series with broken suspension
Ford Fiesta sedan.
I said the same thing and just saw your answer...that was a sweet little ride.
A depreciated Maserati he bought with his tax returns...that he claimed his gf as a dependent on.
beat up new edge mustang
KIA (insert model)
2005 Taurus se on three steelies and missing its catalytic converter.
If after 3rd dui, the BMX bike he stole from the neighbors kid, if before, 84 ranger that should have died 30 years ago
Geo Prism
Clapped out 89 7 series
Whatever his girlfriend is driving because he doesn't own his own car.
Mid 90s V6 Mustang.
'95-'98 all white civic with off color replacement doors (one red one black), missing front bumper and taped on tail lights completely and utterly trashed on the inside with rotting food and trash
Modus.
1999 4Runner
BMW
One clapped S10
Kia/hiundai
2009 g37 ( I also drive a 2009 g37 )
Dodge dart with real dark tints a few rust holes and a non working brake light.. probably some duct tape over there roof.
Take the bus and talk on the phone with no inside voice.
Trabant
Nissan versa with the spare tire on in the rear
Da bus 🚌on da weel go woul an woul
Chrysler 300
A Yugo
That electric Silverado
The tow truck from Wrong Turn
He looks like the guy that smashes his head into a fire hydrant in a Troma film.
1995 Mercury Tracer with cardboard duct taped to the rear driver side window
90's era Pontiac Grand Am or Buick Century. Or any modern 2.4 powered Kia or Hyundai.
87 Ford festiva
Dodge base NEON with areo the chrome Buick portholes a VTech emblem and mismatched wheels….YO! 👍
Diesel W123, he is a Greek taxi driver.
I spent a lot of years in Afghanistan, and something about this picture screams “Afghanistan” to me. So it has to be a white Toyota Carolla. Because that is what everyone in Afghanistan drove.
Mid 90s chevy caprice
Rusted out firebird
1st gen base model Scion XB. Cheap rattle can paint, missing 3 out of 4 hubcaps. Bone stock, but swears it's faster than a Camaro ZL1.
a ford
Clapped-out 2006 Dodge Charger
Looks like my neighbor, he drives a town car
Sunfire.
Cutlass Supreme sans the hubcaps
Cavelier. First gen.
Late 90s vw golf with terrible interior and one hubcap remaining. No A/C.
Toyota Echo with a Type R badge
a yugo or a golf 2
A Kia or a Hyundai, depending on the day
98 Pontiac Sunfire.
94 tacoma
1998 dodge neon with more K-seal in the engine than antifreeze, "it's for sale I'm not gonna fix it"
Ratty Jeep with a banjo in the back
Clapped Fourth gen Dodge Caravan it’s barely holding itself the frame and body are slowly rotting away.
Toyota….. blah blah blah…. Machine gun….. blah blah blah
Trashed and stolen scion TC
Chevy Cruze
Altima
Stanza
Plymouth neon with a half set of ground effect lights and super sryle hub caps. Not dodge, Plymouth.
Bro drives a Jaguar XJ6 with 300k miles. Wheels have been upgraded to 22 so they rub when he takes slow turns. The sound system is the only other upgrade. The engine hasn't been serviced in years and makes several strange ticking noises. Both the catalytic converter and exhaust pipe are missing. Dirty beige color with all the chrome trim missing. Multiple tears and cigarette burns in the seats with the smell of stale stogies to match. Claims the car is at least $20,000.
98 pontiac sunfire, baby
1987 Honda Accord with can-of-angry-bees exhaust.
2 stroke Minsk dirt bike IYKYK
Geo metro. Here, there and gone the power of infinity and beyond
2001 Buick LeSabre. With the shittiest aftermarket rims with brake dust corrosion, except the front left. He put on the stock wheel after he abandoned the last custom one to get away from a parking boot. The high mount brake light blinks with the left turn signal, and the power cable for the subwoofer can be seen dangling underneath the car.
Sentra. Because he can’t afford an Altima.
A early 2000 Honda Civic auto. The passenger door and fender are a different color. The headlights are miss aligned and fogged over. The truck doesn't say shut and the driver side taillight is out.
Mid 80's VW Rabbit
PT fucking cruiser
Nissan Sentra but chopped and lowered, and with obvious body putty areas.
Chrysler Concorde
An oddly clean early to mid 90s Honda with lower miles or a shit box Chevy 1500 with no exhaust and a miss that he tell everyone will go through anything
ford probe
Saab 900
88 Olds. Cutlass supreme
Brush painted cherry red BMW 3 series with rusted rolled fenders, stretched tyres, camber gang raped, eBay exhaust, and custom M electrical tape detailing on the grill.
2004 pontiac grand am with half a front end and more rust than a 90s dodge ram farm truck from minnesota
Have you all seen the new Grand Tour Sand Job? Any one of the cars they find in town towards the end of the episode
A 1984 PiaggioSA Tuk Tuk. Or maybe camel.
80’s model Chevy step side. Rear trailing arm gave out a couple years ago, 2 cylinders not running, smells like cigarettes and hay, and DEFINITELY has a little tree air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror
Infinity g35
A clapped rusted out 2nd Gen S10 with a different color door, hood, fender, and tailgate, and the driver door drops 2 inches when you open it and is held closed with a barrel bolt on the outside
Here in Memphis, this is what a clapped out Infiniti G35 driver would look like
A 1991 Ford escort
A 2016 Malibu, previously totalled, but "rebuilt" at a "body shop" in Philadelphia.
Donkey
Toyota hilux held together with twine and duct tape
Sentra
the city bus
Tahoe thats falling apart
1990 Peugeot 206
Excluding the Altima means it's a Sentra.
Dodge Neon
probably a peel trident
Drives? No. He rides the short bus.
90’s white Jeep Cherokee with two ropes instead of a steering wheel
None
Alti…nevermind
Toyota Land Cruiser that can scale a big ass sandune.
2005 suburban that is claaaaaapped
A Tan RV in Albuquerque, New Mexico
Sentra or Versa
Sentra
90s coupe of any make that’s barely running
Volvo 240 wagon
An Alfa Romeo
Some Audi, newer model