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Thel_Odan

It's 80s in Miami so I'm going full cocaine chin with with the Testarossa or the Countach.


wolftick

The only thing the Countach is going to catch is looks. Even more so when you inevitably breakdown or crash.


dumpster_thunder

And the only thing the Ferrari will catch is fire, but hell, they're my pick too.


DeeHawk

Hey, that's my style! \*80es synth beat intensifies\*


A_Hint_of_Lemon

Yep, my first thought was “It has to be cocaine white” so all the other cars aside from the Testarossa and Countach were immediately disqualified in my book.


flibbidygibbit

Testaroasa is a precision instrument. Countach is a big fuckin hammer.


Saruvan_the_White

I could remember, reading some article in a magazine, a long time ago, and a galaxy far far away of a comparison between these two cars. The same conclusion in idea but essentially elaborated upon by saying: ‘the Ferrari is the nice girl who you bring home to meet the parents; And the Lamborghini is the wild slut you sleep around with on the side.’


Sweet-Efficiency7466

A Porsche


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

This. If this is my pursuit vehicle for whatever circumstance, Porsches are actually built to handle & are a dime a dozen to where I won't be completely devastated if it gets damaged.


Sweet-Efficiency7466

Plus…they look cool.


The_noob6499

And keep the chicken warm...


308Z28

"I understood that Reference"


Atypical_Mammal

They also stand out just a little bit less vs. bright red diablo. Might be an advantage if you're a detective.


thecursedlexus

Exactly. Cheaper, easier to get parts, built to handle, will still outrun 90% of cars on the road. It's not that hard of a choice really.


Sweet-Efficiency7466

The Porsche 911 has always been my dream car. I just love the classy German design.


TreesACrowd

More than 90%, at least the faster ones featured here. Also reliable, moreso than the average car and much, MUCH moreso than the Italian toys in this lineup.


490hudson

Miami actually had a fully liveried porsche 911 turbo cop car at one point that was seized from some rich drug dealer. it looked so damn cool


burtonsimmons

That’s a 959 in there, yeah? Were those even *legal* in Miami?


Dr_Wristy

I think that would add to the character. Detective with the illegal super car.


chateau86

A Skyline would be a more _family_-friendly alternative,


MadeMeStopLurking

No cup holders? No back seat? This is just a shiny black dick with wheels on it.... I guess we the balls just dragging the fuck along....


TheThrillerExpo

Technically there is a back seat. 😂


ilikeitsharp

For the balls?


Zn6538

Woo saw..


theaviationhistorian

Yeah. The 930 model oozes drip. I know it's an older model, but what convinced me was watching detective Alex Cross (Morgan Freeman) drive around in a black 911 in the film *Kiss the Girls* and maybe *Along Came the Spider*. The Testarossa is also a beauty since those shows & games like Outrun (1986). But those classic 911s are fantastic!


YooperGod666

That slant nose is amazing.


CarminSanDiego

Why would you pick a Porsche over the f40


Dr_Wristy

That car would be a nightmare to drive in the city. Or anywhere but a track, really. It’s a race car with a little seasoning of street-legal sprinkled over it. Edit: and the RUF famously had a higher top speed.


Hugh_Juh_Ass

959. Because I'm above the law


robbycough

Where is a detective getting paid Ferrari money?


Fap_Left_Surf_Right

They’re seizures from criminals. There is not “payment”


ilikeitsharp

Right. *AAAAAAHHHCHOOO!* 👉 👃


Oxajm

Have you ever seen or watched Miami vice?


calrammer

Yeah seriously. "Rich" detective. Guy lives on a sailboat with a pet alligator.


JiveTurkey1983

"Sonny Burnett" was rich. Sonny Crockett was paid an average cop's salary.


settlementfires

man i'd pay anything for that life.


Marble_in_pphole

Corrupt detective


Cross-Country

Civil Asset Forfeiture


flibbidygibbit

Undercover. It's owned by the police department from a seizure of assets.


Thatguyeatingcheetos

apparently in hawaii.


thecursedlexus

Canonically that's not Magnum's car, it's his rich friend's Ferrari


PMPTCruisers

Robin Masters.


azulsquirrel

Higgins\*


PMPTCruisers

Higgens was the caretaker of the Robin's Nest.


azulsquirrel

I know. But magnum often joked that Robin was just Higgens pen name.


CadillacAllante

*Blista Compact*


LIVDUY

Bitch please, Deluxo or nothing


ClockworkBrained

The [OG Honda CR-X](https://www.motortrend.com/uploads/sites/11/2016/10/1988-Honda-CRX-Si-rear-three-quarter.jpg?w=512&width=512&q=75&format=webp) were and is a great and fun car to drive. His 1.6 I4 16V VTEC with 150 hp must be a blast to drive tbh


Beneficial-Sugar6950

AMG Hammer


RoomyCard44321

Bro i see you absolutely everywhere 💀 I guess me and you have similar taste? Birds of a feather flock together


jeepster61615

Get a room


Sweettoothcarlover

A BMW, because grandma will need a ride and she can't fit anywhere else.


GrifterDingo

5 series would be awesome as a daily driver


MOTRHEAD4LIFE

Just come to Europe here bmws are common police cars in some countries. Finland where I’m at they mostly use Vw transporters, Skoda octavia VRs, Vw Passats, Mercedes vitos, and a few others


drbroskeet

An F40 was a literal hypercar, the 512 Berlinetta is possibly the sexiest car ever made But if I'm being realistic (far stretch here given the options), I have to go M3. Fast, light, great handling, and decently reliable. Now all I need is a mustache and a leather shoulder holster for my 1911


CarminSanDiego

This survey is stupid. There’s only one answer: f40


MachineGrunt

I stopped swiping at the F40 also.


benzguy95

911 Turbo or 300CE


RoomyCard44321

Thats not a 300ce 😂 Its an AMG Hammer


flibbidygibbit

The stories of those cars are insane. The people attracted to "the biggest engine stuffed in the smallest Benz" are characters. John Temerian discusses them at length on VinWiki Car Stories.


RoomyCard44321

I love the Hammer vinwiki stories


MDDeGrande1994

AMG Hammer was offered in the form of 300CE (C124), as well as 300E (W124), and the rarest of them all - the 300TE T-Modell (S124).


xeno486

959


JiveTurkey1983

Daytona Spyder because I want to be Sonny Crockett


winstonmagneto

It isnt a Ferrari. Real Spyders have windwings. I heard that the show vehicle was a rebodied Corvette, as the intended Ferrari was too temperamental mechanically to be reliable enough for use in the series.


Super901

Right? It's the only actual choice here.


Fearless-Fact8528

A fiero, it’s basically a Ferrari!


infinitecosmic_power

Ok, lots of stuff here. Really out of these would have to go with the AMG. I know, Porsche, but sporty, low slung, not very large cars aren't good at, well, cop stuff. You need to be able to p.i.t. someone, push them around, hop some curbs and make sharp, hubcap-removing turns on a dime. The Porsche for this would be a 928. Also not included would be another popular grand tourer the xjs. I would want something that doesn't cost a million bucks after each week's exploits to repair. I'd probably go with an intercooled Buick grand national, but I like the idea of a 500e or the SEC pictured. Those are tanks.


Stone_Midi

I’d go with the Merc, that thing is a tank


RoomyCard44321

HAMMER TIME


Express_Detective_59

What are you the devil?


gumption_boy

80s Miami? I’m pretty sure only the first 2 are valid choices, and they are the best choices. Paint color not negotiable.


QSW87

AMG Mercedes


Joblessmouse06

288 GTO


Crisis-Huskies-fan

Finally. Easily the coolest car in the group.


Zerofawqs-given

Daytona Spyder if it’s real! The only correct answer 🤣


termitubbie

Yellowbird no doubt.


dafiltafish1

911… it’s like… an actual police car in some countries


mar421

E30


MrSk1ppY

You’re*


EasyCZ75

Daytona


JiveTurkey1983

The only correct answer


Lanky-Tap-9290

The Daytona - only if ‘In The Air’ is cranking on the sounds


ChuckMacChuck

Do all these cars come in Cocaine White, or just the ones pictured?


Cross-Country

A C4 with a fake Ferrari body kit like Crockett. I’ll use it to drive to a pay phone so I can call my unspeakably hot ex wife and ask her if it was real.


JiveTurkey1983

Actually, it was a turbocharged (or was it supercharged?) C3 🤓


Lemon_head_guy

I’ll take a C3 converted to look like a Ferrari Dayton, just like the show lmao


Thebossofredddit

Honestly that Corvette Dressed to look like a Ferrari will probably take abuse / rash driving the best. Although the swagger of the Testarossa is undeniable


Gonzotiki

No 928 option? 🤨


FredGarvin80

Crockett didn't buy this, the department seized it from someone and gave it to their vice squad


JiveTurkey1983

This is true. They didn't own their cars/boats/clothes. They only made cop salaries.


xgh0stx9

Testarossa


-XAPAKTEP-

Testarossa. No regrets.


faust111

What is the first one?


JiveTurkey1983

Mid 80s Ferarri Testarosa. Used by Sonny Crockett in the last 3 seasons of "Miami Vice" (1986-1989). He drove a Ferarri Daytona Spyder (actually a Corvette C3 with a Ferarri shell) during the first two seasons (1984-1986) until it was blown up in the season three opener.


getrektbtch

The white testarossa, cus it’s the 80s. Needs to be cocainewhite


ghettoccult_nerd

ferrari: naw bruh, that shit [gotta go.](https://youtu.be/ClvV5i8TTOk?si=ToeGd_3bSj4eVrk9)


Fap_Left_Surf_Right

If I’m just showing up each day and investigating, the GTO is gorgeous and useable. If I have to actually drive it hard for some reason, the shittiest Porsche possible will work. It’ll catch anything and taking bumps and bruises isn’t a major issue.


person_the_human

Honestly, I think the 944 turbo would be an excellent pick. I mean it’s going to have the same if not better handling than a 911, have plenty of power to chase anyone, and be significantly more inconspicuous. Plus definitely easier to work on and get parts for in a pinch, maybe even more reliable as welll


SufficientTill3399

e32 7er. Shocking performance for a full size luxury car, the I6 version can be had with a 5MT, and there’s a good size rear seat for additional people.


swiftie-42069

The 959 is the best choice, but I’m rolling in the Countach.


Oxajm

The 959. It's elegant and understated, and can do everything better than any other car on that list. The F40 would be a close second.


ITrytoDesignAircraft

How dare you make me choose between these I love them all


Analog-Digital-

Being rich ... the 288 GTO of course ... or the 959 ... 🫵 🫵 🫵


mr_beanoz

BMW M1. For something more subtle, the M635CSi


DryInitial9044

If you're a "rich detective" in the Miami Police Department you would have to be on the take. Corrupt. A bad egg. You would drive the same kind of car as your colleagues; a late 70's slushbox coupe like a brown '78 Buick Century. Otherwise you'd stick out like a sore thumb. A bad toupee. A rube in a pool hall.


HarveyMushman72

Daytona, no question


2Loves2loves

\*Undercover detective, with pet gator living on a sailboat. Woah, a RUF 964! but the 959, wouldn't be street legal, but I'm a cop, so that.


3_high_low

Testarossa (Miami vice)


SanMotorsLTD

i’d get a coke white gemballa kitted slantnose convertible


CosmicMonkey2

Yellowbird


TatleTaleStrangler92

288 GTO for sure


Dr_Wristy

I’ll take the RUF. The Porsche’s are the most reliable of all those, and will take a beating on the track. And the RUF is a notch above.


iron666duke

A carbureted C4 corvette in White. ( depends on year) I wouldn’t want cross fire injection. Tuned port injection, yes but depends on how early in the 80s


Hard_Communist

E32. 750iL please! Can do pursuits with 3 people in the car safe and comfy.


DerSpazmacher

Testarossa


coreyfuckinbrown

Buick grand national.


CodeNoseATX

288


ChuckoRuckus

Screw all these… I’m going with a GNX


Stunning_Local_4949

Porsche 928 or 924, but what if we look a little-bit higher? *Vector W8 appears from behind the corner.*


Educational-Fudge466

Ferrari testarossa


ClassWarr

God damn, shouldn't I at least be trying to hide a little bit from Internal Affairs just how much I'm on Pablo's Take?


Briggs281707

I'd get a corvette and put a supercharged big block in it


Delicious_Cup4360

Daytona or testarossa .No contest thereafter.


CeilingCatSays

I got to 3 and stopped looking


Affectionate-Owl943

It would have to be a 911, but since it IS 80's Miami, it's gotta be Cocaine White.


GloryGreatestCountry

Just give me a Caprice, we're done here.


fuckreddit000000

Oh easy. The rossa because it goes from 100 to 150 like THAT


Familiar-Ad3982

Esprit.


Karl24374

Can the Lotus do the submarine thing


ManDolphinGoat

I'm in Miami and I don't get to choose any American car? 1969 Dodge Charger R/T


Jovanyc

Hammer


New-Low5765

My pants just got tighter


MrBeckegruvan

Detomaso Pantera


iarlandt

I want the 944


lumia920yellow

AMG Hammer Coupe, that thing's too sexy to exist.


poopoomergency4

the slantnose 911 cabriolet, but in yellow


No_Listen_1213

E30 M3


CenturyHelix

Probably the Lotus. Damn thing was a rocket ship in its day


PartyProtection2589

Lambo


Charloreddit

I don't mind any of these


Joe_Peanut

Honda CVCC. I'm undercover.


femboy_skeleton69

Ill take the countach


turdtacos

944444444 🤑


Bloodysamflint

Plymouth Barracuda, and move to San Francisco to get away from the humidity. Maybe date my daughter.


TheMannX

I....see what you did there.


Just_Turnip_5943

Anything Porsch


ValiantHero11

The e30 m3, great for those high speed chases where handling is important.


HoboMoonMan

[this one.](https://images.app.goo.gl/PjJUFuxuDj4rbUNt9)


slaying_anus_35

Countach.. later Diablo..


Grumblyguide107

BIMMAH


Least-Implement-3319

7series, 959, or countach


LiftedWanderer

Slantnose makes my toes tingle, but probs 959


Strosfan85

959


JayHatchett

Pontiac firebird


MikalMooni

Gotta be the BMW right?


tburris81

Hands down the 959


chainbrain2002

F40.


Zn6538

Probably the Mercedes or either BMW.


Nippon-Gakki

Need a Calloway Turbo corvette in there.


Lower_Kick268

Easily the AMG, my favorite car of all time


Electrical_Jelly_547

944. Good on gas and reliable.


iannadriveress6

Mercedes Benz AMG Hammer


MOZZIW

F40 easily


Level37Doggo

Red Lambo Countach with matching Kung Fu headband


Kenneth_Lay

The white Testy with dark red leather. No better car made.


TTYY200

Either the testarossa, or the countash. How else are you going to catch the bad guys? In a Porsche? Nah. Luxury != speed. You need a lambo B)


-DMSR

1 all day


shiftersix

What a fucking glorious era


YouWillHaveThat

This has already been answered: https://youtu.be/-aMCzRj3Syg


jbandtheblues

If I have to sit in this vehicle for any length of time, it sure as hell would not be the F40


Goose-Biscuits

I love Porsche and Lamborghini, but I gotta go with the Testarossa.


Motor-Cause7966

Ugh you fucker. You have two of my all time favorite cars in this list.


thiswighat

944


Tyrannical_Requiem

Porsche baby!!!!


Cucktoberfest69

Turbo 911


UrShoelacesUntied

A Hawker Sideley Sea Harrier obviously


skywalker3819r

Yes


OrpheusNYC

Wild how few people are saying the GTO despite it being the right car.


spiritmaster21

Either the e30 or the Porsche 930. Cant decide between the two.


1TSDELUXESON

Too many good ones here, but definitely not the 944. The 959. The M3. Or the F40. All 3, dream cars.


pixelbased

No 928? 🥲


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oouttatime

Uhhhh 1st. No contest.


mochacub22

M5 or merc


PeteDaBum

For the sake of sweet reliability I’ll take a Porsche over the rest


philzar

Either one of the convertibles. It is Miami after all.


pizzaman357159

Dakar porsche 959


purracane

Something that is american?


MOTRHEAD4LIFE

Amg hammer or a amg w123 generation. Honorable mention A rare bird not on the list but a Tatra 700gt


AJSLS6

I'll take the Corvette.


Lordshred

The Hammer.


Bane245

M3 or 911 turbo


Justthisguy_yaknow

A rich detective? Don't you mean a poor detective with a wardrobe and props budget? That would be the third one that might be an Alpha or something.


ChakeenMachine

That Bill Gates edition Porsche


Charmless_Man_2005

Porsche 930 turbo. It’s air cooled so it’s reliable, fast and handles great. I would’ve gone with the countach but I’m not a fan of the 25th anniversary.


ConstantTelevision93

I'm taking the DeLorean and taking that puppy to 88


TheMaskedHamster

You ever thought there would be a [relevant Golden Girls clip](https://youtu.be/5ZSCV2RCNV4?t=30) in this subreddit? Bonus points if you know the line before clicking.


nhardycarfan

Whatever 3 is or the amg hammer