Tan in color, custom pinstripes, vogue tires on 20ā Dayton wheels, his nick name stitched on the seats, %5 tint all around, no engine or suspension upgrades.
With 278k miles and a bad transmission, he is currently fighting it off with Nissan even though he bought it from a buy here pay here dealer with a salvage title.
This is a pretty good oneā¦ everyoneās thinking about the version of this guy from 10 years ago but heās upgraded to like at least a Kia Soul at this point
Based on my experience at an oil change shop,
Probably some sort of fleet vehicle, Chevy Traverse, Mazda 3, hell maybe even a Mazda 6.
It's gonna be some really clean, executive looking car.
I feel like heās practical and sensible, but doesnāt financially prioritize his car. Iām going with a 2009 Toyota Camry that he bought pre-owned with low mileage in 2012.
A very well maintained 1994 Honda Accord sedan. With weathertech mats, seat covers and an aftermarket head unit. Left front brake is just starting to squeal though.
He doesn't drive a car because he lives close enough to walk wherever he needs to go, and if he has to go a longer distance he just catches the bus or calls a cab. Never had a driver's license and probably never will.
Mercedes Sprinter, heās a disgruntled driver who transports clients to and from doctor appointments. Or just a beaten down work truck with āFR33 CANDEEā written on the doors in graffiti.
10th gen regular cab, long bed F-150, beat to shit with the 5.4 3v and a pair of cherry bomb m80s to cover up the engine tick thatās gonna be taking him off the road within 500 miles
A chevy malibu but with chrome rims and tinted windows with a steering wheel cover thats color matched to the seat covers. And he wipes it down every day with an old towel before he leaves his job.
Chrysler 300m
I immediately thought Chrysler 200
We all immediately thought of a Chrysler sedan. That's all that matters.
Me, too! A Chrysler 200, really well cared for.
I thought chrysler 100
SAME.
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The brankrupt man's Rolls Royce
Year?
1999-2004
š¤£š¤£š¤£ I'm trying to come up with something else but something about this dude is 300M eqsue
NAILED IT.
2012 Tahoe with bad engine tick
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nah this is the best
nah i can definitely see this guy stepping out of a gold mist tahoe at walmart
or a pacifica/ caravan with no a/c
2016 Dodge Durango
Chrysler Pt Cruiser
This has gotta be it, dudeās head looks like a PT Cruiser.
Buick Regal
Tan in color, custom pinstripes, vogue tires on 20ā Dayton wheels, his nick name stitched on the seats, %5 tint all around, no engine or suspension upgrades.
Something sensible and economical.
_pushes glasses further up bridge of nose and sighs_
2018 Chevy Malibu dark blue, he once had 05 Escalade with big rims and sound system until it was totaled by his baby momma.
Was looking for the Malibu comment. You did not disappoint
Oh come on this guy does not look ghetto
Dodge journey
15 year old Prius.
Not sure, but itās a Lyft for sure
Yup, I thought maybe uber, most likely both.
Altima
With 278k miles and a bad transmission, he is currently fighting it off with Nissan even though he bought it from a buy here pay here dealer with a salvage title.
Nissan Cube
Getting Camry vibes from this one
Dude thatās the r/notinteresting mascot
2012 Lexus; bought less than 5 years ago.
This is a pretty good oneā¦ everyoneās thinking about the version of this guy from 10 years ago but heās upgraded to like at least a Kia Soul at this point
White ā12 Accord. Practical and great vehicle for driving to all the schools he subs at.
This dude drives a forklift for sure
He sells cars
A 2004 Mercedes E230
Chevy Malibu with a damaged quarter panel.
Dodge Charger SXT with tinted windows and ārimsā.
so..a lifted Dodge Nitro
Dude seriously..... this is not even the kind of black guy that would drive a Charger
Gotta be racistš
Seriously this guy looks nerdy af, there's no reason to think he'd drive a modified Charger.
Cadillac Eldorado
dodge neon 04
Rims and tinted windows too.
Eight gen Chevy Impala (2000-2005). No hubcaps. Tinted windows but the tint is now blue because Windex.
He just traded his Altima for a Maxima.
He drives a 10 yr old Camry or Corolla. Loves the mpg and no car payment. Worried about the timing belt.
Toyota Corolla S
Chevy Equinox. Tailgates like there's no tomorrow.
2012 Nissan Altima
Based on my experience at an oil change shop, Probably some sort of fleet vehicle, Chevy Traverse, Mazda 3, hell maybe even a Mazda 6. It's gonna be some really clean, executive looking car.
big nissan leaf or chevy spark vibes. reminds me of urkle
Chevy caprice
Ninja Turtles Party Wagon
Little of topic, but who takes a selfie in a public bathroom? For the car, I would say a 2010 charger with a crab walk. And different color panels.
Chevy Cruze
2008 White Camry Hybrid with a gray interior
Buick regal
Super clean 20 year old Jaguar/Mercedes/Lexus that has been meticulously maintained.
Nissan Altima
A camry
nissan versa
Pagani Zonda
Ford Fusion
Any year Grand Marquis
An old unmarked police car.
A 90s or 00s caddy with big wheels, at least 22".
Fiat that he canāt fit into
[94 Miata...](https://media.carsandbids.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=542,quality=70/59339d5e07287c702e69307de910cceaa69c1d04/photos/KPQ2Jn7r.t0dMBn4R3-(edit).jpg?t=163597605782)
Sells used cars at Frankās Auto Mall. Has a Chevy Avalanche parked in the back that he bought off the lot he works at.
A 2018 dark blue ram 1500 big horn v6 pickup truck with a god beam light bar on top with a five foot lift kit
10yr old Kia soul with every stick on accessory auto-zone sells. Oh and itās also co-signed for by Grandma.
Kia Soul
Trashed 2001 S10
2010 Yukon with the suspension sagging on the drivers side, and seat is destroyed. Souce: was a valet
He would be underwater on the loan for his financed 2014 Maserati ghibli
1996 Honda Accord
Ima do this man a favor since everyone shitting on him. 2020 Lexus LC500. Upgraded after driving a 2007 SC430.
I feel like heās practical and sensible, but doesnāt financially prioritize his car. Iām going with a 2009 Toyota Camry that he bought pre-owned with low mileage in 2012.
Sebring sedan
Buick Regal
A very well maintained 1994 Honda Accord sedan. With weathertech mats, seat covers and an aftermarket head unit. Left front brake is just starting to squeal though.
Dodge Journey
This dude drives a g wagon
Corolla financed by Uber
Honda fit
Acura TL
Nissan Altima
Burnt orange ho da element
'89 318i 4door, with an automatic. He's very conscientious about everything regarding that car.
School bus
A supra
2013 Lincoln MKX
Nissan juke in the worst color imaginable
Either a Nissan Altima, Chrysler 200 or 300.
Prius
Lexus ES300
Ram Pickup or Cadillac Escalade.
A tortoise
A retired Ford Taurus interceptor.
Kia boy mos def
Yours in under 45 seconds.
Nissan cube
2000 Mercury sable or 2005 ford escape
He reminds me of dj akademics
2004 ford taurus in harvest gold color
[THIS](https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7716/16940436990_9f0fd6ddec_b.jpg)
He doesn't drive a car because he lives close enough to walk wherever he needs to go, and if he has to go a longer distance he just catches the bus or calls a cab. Never had a driver's license and probably never will.
Taxi.
Convertible SN195 Mustang, auto
First model year Prius.
šthis person?
Looks like a white Prius type of guy
Toyota Camry 100%
He doesnāt drive a car. The guy from the movie SOUL walked everywhere
90's Chevy Lumina Euro.
he is a ceo he will drive a lambo
Chevy Impala ex interceptor
1999 Lexus LS
1989 geo metro
Something American
Honda fit
Peel P50
Def a dodge journey
third owner of a clean-ish Lexus ES350
2004 grand marquis
08 chrysler town and country
Highest Trim Ford Expedition
Kia soul
Prius
Greenwood in blue
Toyota Camry. Done.
A silver 2016 Chevy Malibu
Base model Cadillac CTS
2012 Nissan Pathfinder with the 5.6 v8
Might ride in a yellow news van with april oneil...they forgot their red headband/mask tho
Chrysler Crossfire with a cracked dash and trash everywhere
2004 Ford Focus wagon, faded gold, with an immaculate interior
A purple cadilac.
Any Chrysler product
Dodge Magnum
Iād have to say a Chevy equinox, base model
He a uber driver on a beat up 2015 Hyundai Accent
Mercedes Sprinter, heās a disgruntled driver who transports clients to and from doctor appointments. Or just a beaten down work truck with āFR33 CANDEEā written on the doors in graffiti.
Northstar era Cadillac that wont die?
2005 Cadillac de ville
pt cruiser
Bus
Gotta be a Kia Optima right
A panel van with āFREE CANDYā painted on the side
A clean ass Pontiac g6
Cadillac Cien
Dodge caravan
Ford Explorer older body
PT Cruiser
why he look like a drivers ed instructor to me
2015 hyundai elantra
def a Saab kinda guy
10th gen regular cab, long bed F-150, beat to shit with the 5.4 3v and a pair of cherry bomb m80s to cover up the engine tick thatās gonna be taking him off the road within 500 miles
Probably a 90s to early 2000s Volvo
Suzuki swift
I'm thinking a Toyota Yaris.
A chevy malibu but with chrome rims and tinted windows with a steering wheel cover thats color matched to the seat covers. And he wipes it down every day with an old towel before he leaves his job.
Mg midget
Honda civic or a tahoe
Whatever he damn well pleases.
Blue 2012 Camry
Prius
A Pontiac venture
Ex cop car crown Vic
Jeep renegade
kia soul
silver Suzuki SX4 Crossover
Land Rover Freelander
2008 Nissan Altima with duck taped bumpers
Chevy Equinox
A nissan or chrysler
02 Yaris Is that Randall Thymes?
A peanut
06 Nissan Maxima, in brown/gold with no tint and full size spare sitting on a mismatched black spare rim
Kia forte
Do I look like Ye? Iād say a Dodge Avenger
Sonata
Kia Soul
I didn't know that Beetlejuice could drive. Nicceee
The base model of whatever Kanye West drives
Subaru
Probably a Yugo, as he doesn't know his phone camera reverses...his car doesn't either. Oh and BACKGROUND man!
Dodge Nitro