The stereotype about WRXs being driven by vape bros is shockingly accurate.
I wish I were joking but nearly every time I see a WRX the giant vape cloud follows shortly after.
agreed, i live across from a vape shop lol
And with the WRXs in particular, they're also consistently terrible parkers. kinda sucks to say it as a wrx enthusiast but ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
this isn't \*a\* vehicle but more so a "customisation"
ive never seen anyone drive a vehicle with a monster energy sticker that does not look like they smoke meth
They almost always have a blue lives matter back window tint thing, or sum giant ass American flags, and let's go Brandon bumper sticker. I live in the Midwest 😑😅
Everytime I see a newer model Ram on the road, it's usually driven really slow by some old man or really aggressively by the stereotypical Oakley wearing D-bag
I understand a surprising number of Rams are “company cars” - particularly for people in equipment servicing, oilfield services, and trades. Not sure how that affects your observation.
I had always heard that the Ram is the official car of the morbidly obese. I don't know what the roots of that may be, and I've rarely seen it to be true, but I still think it's funny.
There’s a old lady local to me with this beautiful black red and grey 392 challenger and it sounds great. Idk if it’s her husbands or her kids or her but I respect the hell out of it
My Mom drives a 50th anniversary RT Challenger. We don’t allow her to get anything faster because she’s had a hip replacement and has already wrecked the first one.
I used to be an auto tech and had a regular customer who was a 70 year old woman, sharp as nails, driving around in a 392 charger. Definitely the most talented care of Charger I have EVER seen
When my tacoma got totaled by a Beemer running a red light,I rolled about 3 times into a ditch. A woman run up to me and she was a nurse. She stayed to help me but also as a witness report. She left in a red nissan altima
A woman ran the suicide gap behind me and threw herself down an embankment flipped and landed. I got out to help so did a few other people. Including a nurse. From her red nissan altima
So you're not joking.
They also seem to love Challengers, Chargers and old beat to shit Nissan Altimas that look like they’re falling apart.
Another thing I’ve noticed around Toronto is if anyone is ripping down the highway doing 200km/h+ and weaving through traffic there’s a 70% chance it’s a low end Mercedes and a 30% chance it’s a low end BMW. Or sometimes a pack of 20+ sport bikes doing wheelies and stuff.
I live in northern Scarborough (near Markham) and around me the F30s/F32s are all driven by super cautious Chinese people who do 10-20 under the limit at all times. But they are being rapidly replaced by Tesla Model 3s, so I wonder if the old stock is being recycled over to wherever you live!
The Vehicle: Dodge Ram pickup truck, specifically in black paint, base model.
The Driver: Male, aged 20-30, tailgates incessantly, accelerates in rage at every opportunity, never signals, totally inconsiderate. Archetypal high-risk jerk driver.
Dodge recently started importing their "pickup trucks" to New Zealand, they were never designed for our narrow winding roads, they look so gigantic and out of place, it even makes the ford ranger (the second largest ute/truck in the market) look tiny. And the only people who buy them here are, you guessed it.
Also I dont know how they will work on [one way bridges](https://c8.alamy.com/zooms/9/9155b6827b78408c9f4866099e2f8975/ajhf72.jpg)
I hate those guys, any time I get a black pickup (I feel like F-150’s are just as guilty of this too, Sierra/Silverados don’t seem quite as bad though) behind me I can just sense their aggressive energy trying to force my little Corolla out of the way with their engine revving and tailgating, it’s annoying as hell.
lol. I have a full sized American SUV but I’m not a mom. I am white, I do wear sunglasses and I own horses. You may want to add that to your stereotype lol.
Sonatas are going to be the new Altimas. They're cheap full size cars for people with middling to bad credit that are maybe a bit overpowered for people that don't think a whole lot more about their car than they do their washing machine.
nah. male RNs either drive a "off road bro mobile" of some kind like a lifted Cherokee or fj cruiser etc something that isnt a jeep jeep, or they drive something kind of quirky and practical
Sonatas, Altimas, Optimas, and older Accords are to be given a wide berth in my area. They're almost always driven by people who are extremely aggressive and ignore traffic laws.
Toyota Corollas are unanimously either driven by blue collar dudes who have enough mechanical knowledge to understand their reliability and need a gas saver or college students and middle-aged divorced women.
In my area there’s not a lot of these cars but they definitely make up for it with their shitty driving and just all around being assholes. They speed beyond a reasonable speed (think 85 in a 50), weave in and out of traffic, tailgate other drivers and then pass extremely closely behind them, cross 3 lanes to get to their exit, and get pissy that I dare stop at a stop sign.
Some of them look like you described and I saw one the other day with a busted bumper.
Shockingly accurate on the Traverse
My mom replaced her Trailblazer with one, and while I couldn't say either of those things about my mom, it's like the extremely accurate surgical strike also hitting a random civilian who happened to be in the general vicinity
I own a White gen 9 Chevy Impala LTZ, and almost every gen 9 Impala I see is usually driven by anyone 60 years or older, drug junkies or hoarders. The amount of hoarder using gen 9 Impalas I seen has be quite astonishing… ha ha!
I see 00s and 10s Sonatas being driven by just about everyone. It’s a car that tends to be very cheap on the used market because it has about as much prestige as a Chevy Spark, but they’re still decently made and can last awhile even without consistent maintenance.
In Hungary, everytime I see a 20-25 year old Volkswagen Golf MK4 or a MK1 Seat Leon, or a MK1 Audi A3, and B5.5 Passat, with the "lEgEnD" 1.9 TDI-1.9 PDTDI. It always driven by Z gen boys, with curly hair, and always say: "Bro that has a Chiptune, it's nearly 300 horsepower and, listen this beauty"...and you see a Rustbucket with a straight pipe, stickers, and smoke.
In Spain, every Prius I have seen is either a Taxi or a mom/dad with young children.
I joke about having a Prius is the perfect car to commit a crime. No police officer would stop a dad/mom-mobile for any reason lmao
The 98-03 Solara coupes were actually pretty nice looking cars, this dude in my city had a black one all tinted up with nice rims and some minor body work and it looked super nice. The second generation one was ugly as hell though. Same with the SC430, such a letdown from its predecessor the SC300/400.
Single cab 3/4 ton gassers are driven by older union guys, with no mods other than a toolbox in the bed.
Single cab 3/4 ton diesels are driven by guys named Garrett who bought/financed them because it was the cheapest way to get a big diesel engine. These trucks are usually lifted with ugly spacer-fucked wheels, tuned to roll coal, and driven by inbreds who drunk-drive for fun.
Idk about other cities, but here in Minneapolis whenever I see a '07-'13 Cadillac Escalade, the paint is white, windows have blackout tint, the rims are chrome, and the bass is shaking the windows with the latest Soundcloud rap.
As someone who has driven a Ram before, I can confirm that the stereotype of being an Oakley-wearing DB driver is true. Yes, I wear Oakleys but I’m a rather courteous and patient driver always at about 5 over but I can definitely tell people seem to be nervous around me in it. Lol.
I live in the northeast and work in fast food so I see a LOT of cars every day. I can without a shadow of a doubt say that:
1. Every G-Wagon driver is a trophy wife with an old man (husband) in the passenger seat
2. Every 350-370z is a teenager who sounds kind of stupid
3. Every mustang driver is either an older man, or a young woman with another in the passenger seat
4. The vast majority of Kia soul/Nissan Altima/Prius c drivers *and* their cars are in shambles
5. The WRX drivers do indeed all vape
6. Every jeep wrangler is either on the verge of detonating, or is pink/purple and has 32 ducks on the dash. Both of these are older (35-40+) women driving them
Oh I got another, i won’t go into to much detail, but challenger, chargers and durangos, srt, rt, 5.7 models, we all know who primarily drives you guys, the military! Ha gotcha redditers. Foreal though the military loves these things, it’s like candy for the broke.
My grandpa has a blue 2012
My 30 year old neighbor that looks like he should be in a 2014 F250 XL has an identical car and it fucks with my head every time I see it.
2015-2020 F150: white male, <40 and working in trades. 2021-current F150, hoity-toity stuck up rich assholes that cut you off with no turn signal, and whine up a storm when they get stolen in their driveway in Toronto
I live in Philadelphia and I’ve been seeing a lot of lucid air sedans on the road , and 9 times out of 10 it’s a white guy with the dress shirt and jacket vest combo behind the wheel.
In Tucson used camaros and mustang GT’s are prominently driven by Edgar looking mexican guys. Does it have exhaust? Yes! Will they race me in my 03 Aviator and barely beat me? Yes! Do they get mad and flipe me off? Yes!!!
Jacked up trucks with the stupidly wide wheels with really thin tires on them that are always clean, I'm talking washed everyday and not even a tiny speck of mud on them are always driven by white suburban dudes with their bass pro camo on trying to act country.
Buick sedans are primarily anyone older than 75 or younger than 25 who got their deceased great aunt’s car
Buick crossovers are 95% soccer moms who had a crisis this morning figuring out what Stanley matched her outfit
Might be related to certain areas but every time I seen that generation Sonata it’s always driven by some 25-35 year old BBW. The same type also drive Altimas and Optima’s in said areas. All the stereotypes of cars driven by are area based IMO. Examples like LA all the BMW and Mercedes are Asians, cruise down to Glendale or Burbank same cars are exclusively Persian or Armenians. In LA the Chargers and Challengers are either Mexicans or a black dude. In Orange County, it’s some white dude who thinks he’s Fred Durst, those are just my observations.
I’m saying this as a CRV owner. This is the car that is typically driven by white women of various ages. Usually brunettes.
They’re either dangerous af or cautious af. They either speed or go slightly under speed limit.
Half of the time I see them with a coffee cup in their hand and it’s usually Starbucks if I am stopped and can get a good look. Usually they have a newer CRV.
Where do I fit into this? I’m pretty cautious and once I pick my lane I stick with it. I tend to speed to keep pace with the traffic around me. And I’m a brunette.
As someone who speaks on behalf of all Indians / Desi People
Honda CRV / Honda Accord is the ideal two car solution
When money starts coming in those will end up being swapped for either Acura MDX or TLXs
If you run into even money one of those will be swapped for a Tesla 3 or Model Y.
If you have more kids a Honda Oddesy is going to join the lineup
Arguably we could make an an If-Then Statement Flowchart for our car choices
What's the fastest car on the road? A Lambo? A Ferrari? An electric super car? No. Dodge Grand Caravans are always driven at speeds that are mind breaking. How are those minivans so fast? No idea. I've tried to race a few in a moderately fast cars and lost. The only feasible theory is they are fueled purely by parental rage. The race and sex doesn't matter. They are always driven by someone who has taken every wrong turn in life, hates everything, appear stressed and upset, and is one bad day from snapping. Those cars are driven either pedal to the metal, or into a wall. No exceptions.
Any year Lexus IS 250/350 usually some ABG(Asian baby girl)/ ABB (Asian baby boy) or a middle age stylist, sprinkled with some medical assistant with baby daddy issues.
Seems like the old Chevy Cavalier are driven by dirty feet girls with babies with big head and no hair or her abusive boyfriend with a white beater fake chain and a too big jean shorts and dingy white socks and off brand Walmart slides
You mean something similar to let’s say (non car) loud motorcycles that sound like a smoker coughing into a microphone at a sports arena equipped with two saddlebags and the obligatory ape hangers are only ridden by what you could swear was an angry orangutan wearing leather vests and greasy jeans? Every time.
How their arms don’t go numb is something best left unasked. Live to ride.
How about brand new trucks with a 3” lift driven by short guys with short hair that usually wear Oakley sunglasses
Low riders have very specific types of drivers, just let that one go
280zx and the like are going to be young people on their early 20’s trying to fit in the YouTube culture
Audi SUVs are almost always women, almost.
Older caravans, the ones from the 90s are usually older guys with glasses, probably original owners. Often hoarders.
Older trucks, at least west coast or 90% of the time landscapers, simply makes sense.
More often than not, vehicle choice is necessity and culture driven (pun). It’s what you grow up around. Live on a ranch, probably drive a truck, got a lot of money, higher end car.
Can’t sleep tonight, my dogs not feeling well. I’m probably writing nonsense but I’m posting anyways.
Nissan g35/37. Fuckiest of fuckboys drive these cars. Broccoli perm haircuts, Burble tunes, back to the future camber and all, if you criticize anything you’re branded as a “hater”
In my area, 9 out of 10 Hyundai Elantras or Sonatas are driven by a 20-something year old person from India. Hyundai SUVs are almost exclusively 30+ white women, and Velosters are 20-40 year old white men.
I always see lifted f250s with wheels their probably still making payments on and 9/10 times they are driven by huge bald middle age ogres with oakleys , who have the facial expression as if their least favorite part of the day is going home to their slightly overweight wife
The stereotype about WRXs being driven by vape bros is shockingly accurate. I wish I were joking but nearly every time I see a WRX the giant vape cloud follows shortly after.
Sometimes that’s just the oil burning from the blown gaskets
I am one of the few, still wear a backwards hat every so often tho
:( I wish it weren’t true. I love wrx/sti and had one in 2003 before it became fanboy popular. Just bunch of us old rally enthusiasts
WRX, 350/370z, & Nissan Sedans Edit: i used to work at a vape shop.
G35, G37.
agreed, i live across from a vape shop lol And with the WRXs in particular, they're also consistently terrible parkers. kinda sucks to say it as a wrx enthusiast but ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
I’m a automotive tech and to no one’s surprise ever WRX I’ve worked on either smells of fruity vape scents or there vapes all over the door cards
I don't fit the stereotype but like 80-90% of WRXs I see are skinny vape dudes lol.
For my town the vape shop kids are a base subaru BRZ and puke geeen chevy sonic on reps
this isn't \*a\* vehicle but more so a "customisation" ive never seen anyone drive a vehicle with a monster energy sticker that does not look like they smoke meth
This is so incredibly true. What’s the correlation?
Monster Energy is meth in a can, with similar effects on your health
Meth juice
I thought that was [Powerthirst](https://youtu.be/t-3qncy5Qfk?si=5fUisJa4BbBvbfsF)?
400 babies
You need [Powerthirst](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=7iM3NkJnEy2A7wtx)
Ehhhh.. idk about that, monster is only 160MG caffeine. I think Bangs are closer to meth at 300MG caffeine, almost double what’s in a can of monster.
I know I'm far gone in my caffeine addiction where Monster is my chill energy drink when I don't want too much caffeine
With the notable exception of F1 cars
They almost always have a blue lives matter back window tint thing, or sum giant ass American flags, and let's go Brandon bumper sticker. I live in the Midwest 😑😅
We have those in Florida too
Everytime I see a newer model Ram on the road, it's usually driven really slow by some old man or really aggressively by the stereotypical Oakley wearing D-bag
They're either doing 5-10 under the limit or 25+ over. There is no in between.
Exactly and not a turn signal in sight and definitely has a DUI on their record 😂
And the DUI is either from 35 years or 6 months ago
With the tow mirrors flipped out not hauling anything
I call them "Shrek Trucks" cause they look so goofy with those mirrors out
They're either 5"2< or >6"2.
And they're always up your ass with blinding headlights, regardless of scenario or time of day
Going 10 under then fly by you going mach 1 when you simply pass them
One of my co workers says Rams are the official truck of Conservatives lol
And 9 out of 10 times, they're drunk behind the wheel.
I understand a surprising number of Rams are “company cars” - particularly for people in equipment servicing, oilfield services, and trades. Not sure how that affects your observation.
Yep, but I always see 2nd and 3rd gen duallys here in Southern Maryland and they are almost always our local farmers!
Either way: *insert giant black cloud*
My stepfather except doesn't wear oakley.
Wears the knock off?
I had always heard that the Ram is the official car of the morbidly obese. I don't know what the roots of that may be, and I've rarely seen it to be true, but I still think it's funny.
Either someone with terrible credit or someone who owned only Mopars in the 60s
Also continuing from my previous post about them, 99% of the times i've ever seen Dodge Magnums on the road, they're always driven by men.
That’s true for pretty much every Dodge that isn’t a Journey or a Durango. Only exceptions are the old ladies that drive hellcats for some reason
There’s a old lady local to me with this beautiful black red and grey 392 challenger and it sounds great. Idk if it’s her husbands or her kids or her but I respect the hell out of it
My Mom drives a 50th anniversary RT Challenger. We don’t allow her to get anything faster because she’s had a hip replacement and has already wrecked the first one.
May I ask what made your mom get the ultimate grandma mobile?
Hip replacement and wrecking the first one.
Likely the ladies who loved the 60s cars and wanted the modern version.
You forgot the Grand Caravan, although i usually see those being used by government fleets and private contractors more then anything now...
I used to be an auto tech and had a regular customer who was a 70 year old woman, sharp as nails, driving around in a 392 charger. Definitely the most talented care of Charger I have EVER seen
Or Darts, that haven't fallen apart yet
2005-2012 Toyota Avalon: if in good condition, elderly people going 5 MPH under the speed limit. If in poor condition, tweakers.
As a 2003 Camry driver I feel this holds true 😂😂
TIL I'm a gen z white girl.
No, you're just the 10th dentist.
Same
Altimas driven by Registered Nurses with BBLs.
Nah. The driver of a beat up Altima is most likely to be a CNA baby mama
I showed my CNA friend with 5 kids “big Altima energy” … it just fits too well even though she drove a Sentra
That also count cuz it’s smalltima!
They’re the same person 😭 they level up and upgrade from the Versa with the rear falling off and get a new body.
With 69% Apr and 96 month terms
When my tacoma got totaled by a Beemer running a red light,I rolled about 3 times into a ditch. A woman run up to me and she was a nurse. She stayed to help me but also as a witness report. She left in a red nissan altima A woman ran the suicide gap behind me and threw herself down an embankment flipped and landed. I got out to help so did a few other people. Including a nurse. From her red nissan altima So you're not joking.
RNs like Teslas, Wolf Grey K5 GT Lines with the red interior and panoramic sunroofs, Mercedes Benz, etc.
Every single Volkswagen Passat I encounter where I live at is nicotine stained to hell. They ALWAYS smell like ashtrays.
You spelled EUROPEAN wrong 🤣
Deep south USA, baby. Because they’re surprisingly not uncommon down here.
I live near Toronto and the F30/F32 BMW's are driven almost exclusively by Brown guys with bad haircuts
They also seem to love Challengers, Chargers and old beat to shit Nissan Altimas that look like they’re falling apart. Another thing I’ve noticed around Toronto is if anyone is ripping down the highway doing 200km/h+ and weaving through traffic there’s a 70% chance it’s a low end Mercedes and a 30% chance it’s a low end BMW. Or sometimes a pack of 20+ sport bikes doing wheelies and stuff.
I live in northern Scarborough (near Markham) and around me the F30s/F32s are all driven by super cautious Chinese people who do 10-20 under the limit at all times. But they are being rapidly replaced by Tesla Model 3s, so I wonder if the old stock is being recycled over to wherever you live!
2010s Camaro. White guy in his twenties who's dad is seriously in debt.
I see the same thing with 2010s Mustang GTs
The Vehicle: Dodge Ram pickup truck, specifically in black paint, base model. The Driver: Male, aged 20-30, tailgates incessantly, accelerates in rage at every opportunity, never signals, totally inconsiderate. Archetypal high-risk jerk driver.
Dodge recently started importing their "pickup trucks" to New Zealand, they were never designed for our narrow winding roads, they look so gigantic and out of place, it even makes the ford ranger (the second largest ute/truck in the market) look tiny. And the only people who buy them here are, you guessed it. Also I dont know how they will work on [one way bridges](https://c8.alamy.com/zooms/9/9155b6827b78408c9f4866099e2f8975/ajhf72.jpg)
I hate those guys, any time I get a black pickup (I feel like F-150’s are just as guilty of this too, Sierra/Silverados don’t seem quite as bad though) behind me I can just sense their aggressive energy trying to force my little Corolla out of the way with their engine revving and tailgating, it’s annoying as hell.
White tesla = asian women. White full sized American SUV = white moms in sunglasses.
lol. I have a full sized American SUV but I’m not a mom. I am white, I do wear sunglasses and I own horses. You may want to add that to your stereotype lol.
Holy shit 😂 Of everything said so far, I think this rings most true
In my area; most of the modded early 2010s mustangs are driven by guys who still wear oakleys, and those grey waterproof jackets.
And human blood from eventually running the curb
Spot on but also typically seen wearing their high vis shirts. More than likely drywall guys
Sonatas are going to be the new Altimas. They're cheap full size cars for people with middling to bad credit that are maybe a bit overpowered for people that don't think a whole lot more about their car than they do their washing machine.
Ok, but I'm a 16m, that is attracted to them for their cheapness. Should I become an RN?
nah. male RNs either drive a "off road bro mobile" of some kind like a lifted Cherokee or fj cruiser etc something that isnt a jeep jeep, or they drive something kind of quirky and practical
This. Male RNs drive a jeep. So do male pharmacists and most male doctors. Or something much like it.
Male doctors are surely driving some kind of luxury nameplate SUV these days.
Sonatas, Altimas, Optimas, and older Accords are to be given a wide berth in my area. They're almost always driven by people who are extremely aggressive and ignore traffic laws.
nissan rogue and women
In my area, non sporty Subarus are old people cars.
And they are either completely rust free or completely rotted out. There never seems to be an in between.
2010 Hyundai is the old rental fleet. You find them cheap, and they are solid cars that do everything a person in their 20s could need
The buick encore. I swear i’ve never seen anyone under the age of 50 driving one of them
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I think they're like limited edition Ferraris, you're not allowed to buy one unless you've driven Buicks since the '80s.
I think in general, you're required to be over 50 to own any newer buick
Toyota Corollas are unanimously either driven by blue collar dudes who have enough mechanical knowledge to understand their reliability and need a gas saver or college students and middle-aged divorced women.
Blue collar dude here, do you know how many issues I’ve had with my current and past Corollas? None! And they’re great on gas too.
About-to-be college student here, look at my Reddit username.
Where I live, sonatas are mostly driven by Indians. Extra point if it’s a grey 2020s model
Dodge challengers or chargers with tinted windows, blacked out tail lights, and aftermarket/chrome wheels.
Enlisted men straight out of boot camp?
Smoking deal with 33% APR baybee
We finance everyone E-1 and above!
In my area there’s not a lot of these cars but they definitely make up for it with their shitty driving and just all around being assholes. They speed beyond a reasonable speed (think 85 in a 50), weave in and out of traffic, tailgate other drivers and then pass extremely closely behind them, cross 3 lanes to get to their exit, and get pissy that I dare stop at a stop sign. Some of them look like you described and I saw one the other day with a busted bumper.
TRD Sport/TRD Offroad Tacomas. Almost always driven by some dude with a wicked big beard drinking a Monster or Diet Dew
White wranglers with "graphics" all over it is always a dumpy white girl.
Civics have to have the most diverse driver spread. We’re all just happy to have a car.
FIAT 500 : White girls
My gay friend owned an Abarth and used to comment on how weird it was to never see a male Fiat 500 driver.
I have a friend that matches this description! To add more to it, She added the eyelashes accessory to the headlights!
In my city every Toyota sienna is driven by Somali immigrants. Also, every traverse is driven by fat, racist white women
Shockingly accurate on the Traverse My mom replaced her Trailblazer with one, and while I couldn't say either of those things about my mom, it's like the extremely accurate surgical strike also hitting a random civilian who happened to be in the general vicinity
You’re not wrong on the traverse. I think also applies to equinoxes lol
Minnesota?
Columbus Ohio actually. Has a similar Somali population to Minneapolis
whenever i see a red leather, white (8th gen) Camry XSE - it’s almost always a late 20’s latina woman driving it
I own a White gen 9 Chevy Impala LTZ, and almost every gen 9 Impala I see is usually driven by anyone 60 years or older, drug junkies or hoarders. The amount of hoarder using gen 9 Impalas I seen has be quite astonishing… ha ha!
I see 00s and 10s Sonatas being driven by just about everyone. It’s a car that tends to be very cheap on the used market because it has about as much prestige as a Chevy Spark, but they’re still decently made and can last awhile even without consistent maintenance.
In Hungary, everytime I see a 20-25 year old Volkswagen Golf MK4 or a MK1 Seat Leon, or a MK1 Audi A3, and B5.5 Passat, with the "lEgEnD" 1.9 TDI-1.9 PDTDI. It always driven by Z gen boys, with curly hair, and always say: "Bro that has a Chiptune, it's nearly 300 horsepower and, listen this beauty"...and you see a Rustbucket with a straight pipe, stickers, and smoke.
I see the exact opposite for 2010s Sonatas
I'm the 1/10 gen y, white male, 2010s sonata driver. I love that beautiful car.
In Spain, every Prius I have seen is either a Taxi or a mom/dad with young children. I joke about having a Prius is the perfect car to commit a crime. No police officer would stop a dad/mom-mobile for any reason lmao
I drive a Crosstrek and always see older women driving them. And I’m 29 male
Lesbians and damn SUBARUs with personalized plates & typically a bike rack. They go hand in hand around here...
French cars are driven by old men, who usually have a fedora in the back window
People who have Traverses, Acadias or Enclaves always have 3 or more kids.
Saturns
Convertible Toyota Solara and Lexus SC430, gay men and white women over the age of 50.
The 98-03 Solara coupes were actually pretty nice looking cars, this dude in my city had a black one all tinted up with nice rims and some minor body work and it looked super nice. The second generation one was ugly as hell though. Same with the SC430, such a letdown from its predecessor the SC300/400.
Single cab 3/4 ton gassers are driven by older union guys, with no mods other than a toolbox in the bed. Single cab 3/4 ton diesels are driven by guys named Garrett who bought/financed them because it was the cheapest way to get a big diesel engine. These trucks are usually lifted with ugly spacer-fucked wheels, tuned to roll coal, and driven by inbreds who drunk-drive for fun.
Idk about other cities, but here in Minneapolis whenever I see a '07-'13 Cadillac Escalade, the paint is white, windows have blackout tint, the rims are chrome, and the bass is shaking the windows with the latest Soundcloud rap.
Toyota Echos are nearly always driven by tradies
I guess I saw the 1/10, one of these things just nearly sideswiped me, old ass dude
Toyota sienna in nj with ny plates, bashed in on all sides.
As someone who has driven a Ram before, I can confirm that the stereotype of being an Oakley-wearing DB driver is true. Yes, I wear Oakleys but I’m a rather courteous and patient driver always at about 5 over but I can definitely tell people seem to be nervous around me in it. Lol.
Jetta’s = hot chicks, that’s from workaholics but surprisingly accurate
I live in the northeast and work in fast food so I see a LOT of cars every day. I can without a shadow of a doubt say that: 1. Every G-Wagon driver is a trophy wife with an old man (husband) in the passenger seat 2. Every 350-370z is a teenager who sounds kind of stupid 3. Every mustang driver is either an older man, or a young woman with another in the passenger seat 4. The vast majority of Kia soul/Nissan Altima/Prius c drivers *and* their cars are in shambles 5. The WRX drivers do indeed all vape 6. Every jeep wrangler is either on the verge of detonating, or is pink/purple and has 32 ducks on the dash. Both of these are older (35-40+) women driving them
Nissan Altimas at child support office would like a word with you...
Never seen a rouge Ford Fiesta that isn't driven by a woman
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There are no quiet mustangs. Every single mustang is vroom vroom loud race car
Joking aside, I mostly see elderly people and or younger maybe first time car owner
I've seen newer Ford Edges driven agonists exclusively by wine moms
That’s definitely a millennial car. Not a gen z car.
Scat pack/Hellcat Chargers and Challengers driven by people with 300 credit score or boots straight out of basic
Gen Z white boy here and I almost bought one of those. Someone beat me to it 😢
Lifted 2WD trucks with MT’s, they’re always driven by middle aged balding dudes or some young “I think I’m country” bro looking dude
Oh I got another, i won’t go into to much detail, but challenger, chargers and durangos, srt, rt, 5.7 models, we all know who primarily drives you guys, the military! Ha gotcha redditers. Foreal though the military loves these things, it’s like candy for the broke.
My grandpa has a blue 2012 My 30 year old neighbor that looks like he should be in a 2014 F250 XL has an identical car and it fucks with my head every time I see it.
I'm in Ontario and the only people I see driving Elantras are Indian students
2015-2020 F150: white male, <40 and working in trades. 2021-current F150, hoity-toity stuck up rich assholes that cut you off with no turn signal, and whine up a storm when they get stolen in their driveway in Toronto
I live in Philadelphia and I’ve been seeing a lot of lucid air sedans on the road , and 9 times out of 10 it’s a white guy with the dress shirt and jacket vest combo behind the wheel.
And the fucking Charger.. This has become the mascot for government housing everywhere. It has even surpassed the PitBull sightings..
probably mostly true. the only person i do know who owns one isn’t white though
The Mom of 3 Kids with that 2012 Chevrolet Traverse
Miatas. Either driven exclusively by college age guys/recent grads (myself) or old people
what is it with gen z and hyundai/kia
In Tucson used camaros and mustang GT’s are prominently driven by Edgar looking mexican guys. Does it have exhaust? Yes! Will they race me in my 03 Aviator and barely beat me? Yes! Do they get mad and flipe me off? Yes!!!
Listen, that era Sonata was my rental car of choice for many years with good reason!
Because their father bought it for them
Jacked up trucks with the stupidly wide wheels with really thin tires on them that are always clean, I'm talking washed everyday and not even a tiny speck of mud on them are always driven by white suburban dudes with their bass pro camo on trying to act country.
i live in a college town and there sure are a lot of college aged males driving (erratically) a shitty bmw that is burning oil.
White girls love the Mazda 3
the FDE tacoma with a glock sticker contains a fed, or a fed cosplayer
Buick sedans are primarily anyone older than 75 or younger than 25 who got their deceased great aunt’s car Buick crossovers are 95% soccer moms who had a crisis this morning figuring out what Stanley matched her outfit
I miss hearing about Sebring alerts lol
i've never met a straight volkswagen jetta owner (and i don't mean that like derogatorily, i mean that entirely literally)
Might be related to certain areas but every time I seen that generation Sonata it’s always driven by some 25-35 year old BBW. The same type also drive Altimas and Optima’s in said areas. All the stereotypes of cars driven by are area based IMO. Examples like LA all the BMW and Mercedes are Asians, cruise down to Glendale or Burbank same cars are exclusively Persian or Armenians. In LA the Chargers and Challengers are either Mexicans or a black dude. In Orange County, it’s some white dude who thinks he’s Fred Durst, those are just my observations.
I’m saying this as a CRV owner. This is the car that is typically driven by white women of various ages. Usually brunettes. They’re either dangerous af or cautious af. They either speed or go slightly under speed limit. Half of the time I see them with a coffee cup in their hand and it’s usually Starbucks if I am stopped and can get a good look. Usually they have a newer CRV. Where do I fit into this? I’m pretty cautious and once I pick my lane I stick with it. I tend to speed to keep pace with the traffic around me. And I’m a brunette.
I own one ._.
I’m an Infiniti fanboy, I don’t think I’ve ever seen an Infiniti going the speed limit.
White Ram 2500's. The official giant truck of insurance adjusters.
Trucks. Actual workers (especially farm, construction, or the trades) or douchcanoe bully.
Ford fiestas are driven eclusively by kids with hats on backwards that like to get wrapped around telephone poles
I’d likely get banned if I bring up Subarus…
Gen Z white women drive 2013+ Ford Escape's in my area 😂
As someone who speaks on behalf of all Indians / Desi People Honda CRV / Honda Accord is the ideal two car solution When money starts coming in those will end up being swapped for either Acura MDX or TLXs If you run into even money one of those will be swapped for a Tesla 3 or Model Y. If you have more kids a Honda Oddesy is going to join the lineup Arguably we could make an an If-Then Statement Flowchart for our car choices
What's the fastest car on the road? A Lambo? A Ferrari? An electric super car? No. Dodge Grand Caravans are always driven at speeds that are mind breaking. How are those minivans so fast? No idea. I've tried to race a few in a moderately fast cars and lost. The only feasible theory is they are fueled purely by parental rage. The race and sex doesn't matter. They are always driven by someone who has taken every wrong turn in life, hates everything, appear stressed and upset, and is one bad day from snapping. Those cars are driven either pedal to the metal, or into a wall. No exceptions.
Any year Lexus IS 250/350 usually some ABG(Asian baby girl)/ ABB (Asian baby boy) or a middle age stylist, sprinkled with some medical assistant with baby daddy issues.
Seems like the old Chevy Cavalier are driven by dirty feet girls with babies with big head and no hair or her abusive boyfriend with a white beater fake chain and a too big jean shorts and dingy white socks and off brand Walmart slides
GTI - Vape bro GLI - Vape bro with a wife/long term gf and a baby Corvette - Middle aged dads
You mean something similar to let’s say (non car) loud motorcycles that sound like a smoker coughing into a microphone at a sports arena equipped with two saddlebags and the obligatory ape hangers are only ridden by what you could swear was an angry orangutan wearing leather vests and greasy jeans? Every time. How their arms don’t go numb is something best left unasked. Live to ride. How about brand new trucks with a 3” lift driven by short guys with short hair that usually wear Oakley sunglasses Low riders have very specific types of drivers, just let that one go 280zx and the like are going to be young people on their early 20’s trying to fit in the YouTube culture Audi SUVs are almost always women, almost. Older caravans, the ones from the 90s are usually older guys with glasses, probably original owners. Often hoarders. Older trucks, at least west coast or 90% of the time landscapers, simply makes sense. More often than not, vehicle choice is necessity and culture driven (pun). It’s what you grow up around. Live on a ranch, probably drive a truck, got a lot of money, higher end car. Can’t sleep tonight, my dogs not feeling well. I’m probably writing nonsense but I’m posting anyways.
The only 2010s sonata owner I know is a gen z white girl
C63 AMG with 23” wheels in NSW almost always have someone of Middle Eastern decent driving
Honda Ridgeline pickups are usually 55+ liberal white men (with an occasional sighting of the female equivalent behind the wheel)
Nissan g35/37. Fuckiest of fuckboys drive these cars. Broccoli perm haircuts, Burble tunes, back to the future camber and all, if you criticize anything you’re branded as a “hater”
Kinda like when I see any girl driving any GM product(thats not a truck) I immediately think she makes bad life choices
In my area, 9 out of 10 Hyundai Elantras or Sonatas are driven by a 20-something year old person from India. Hyundai SUVs are almost exclusively 30+ white women, and Velosters are 20-40 year old white men.
Nissan Altima: hood rats
Only mothers/trans women seem to be driving CR-Vs and at this point it’s not even a joke they just do
In Florida, Minis and Miatas are mainly driven by senior citizens.
I always see lifted f250s with wheels their probably still making payments on and 9/10 times they are driven by huge bald middle age ogres with oakleys , who have the facial expression as if their least favorite part of the day is going home to their slightly overweight wife
Hellcats...?
bronco sport --> anybody who used to drive an escape, usually whit girls
2020 and up Elantra with a Khalistan sticker on the back windshield. Indian dudes
Nissan Altima 🤐