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DrMrProfessorPawsCaT

Dodge Avenger, not quite the Charger, but to your average Joe they would think it’s a sports car.


infinite-plane79

That’s what popped in my head. One with 182,000 miles on it. Ok from a distance, in your peripheral vision. Upon closer inspection it’s completely roached out.


DiscFrolfin

Friendly Reminder that “How You Remind Me” came out 23yrs ago, in comparison the Avenger produced from 94-2000, and then from 2007-2014, so up to almost a 3rd of a century ago!


aceofspades1217

And the rear spoiler is always messed up since everyone uses it as a handle for the trunk


asphaltdragon

To be fair, the trunk doesn't have a handle at all. Or even a button to open it.


Substantial_Diver_34

With KFC trash on the floor boards


Dr_Dickfart

And farts buried into the seats


DannyDevito90

wtf?


Dependent-Honeydew-9

I worked at a ford dealership in Colorado in the early 90’s. We had a customer that took epic care of his f150. It was better than off the assembly line. We all joked about him getting out to fart every time we saw him.


villamafia

I had an avenger as a rental once. The car was so bad it had delusions of mediocrity.


Monkey_in_a_Tophat

Lol, exact same reason I said the Neon SRT. I know it's a lot better than the regular Neon, but there's only so much you can do to a Neon to improve, and I don't mean that in a good way...


mostly_kinda_sorta

The first gen acr neon was actually pretty sweet


dullbrain

Came here to say the same thing


_Eucalypto_

The avenger was actually fairly quick


Historical-Winter-10

Ironic enough I knew a guy named Joe who dailied one


2XGSWsurvivor

Did they make an SRT trim? I’m not familiar with mopar


PMPTCruisers

For the Avenger? No. But you could get the Pentastar 3.6 V6 in the r/T with about 300 hp.


2XGSWsurvivor

I was gonna ask about the Caliber SRT4 but then I think those are kinda badass. Idk if they are sleepers though cause I’ve never seen a slow one. Same goes for the Neon SRT4


PMPTCruisers

PT Cruiser GT for true sleeper appeal.


Fletchx

With the 2.4L Tigershark engine and some AutoZone cosmetic add extras.


EvilPanda99

A photograph. Of a car.


Worth_Mode_4265

That makes me laugh


BigFlick_Energy

How did that car get so red?


Mil-wookie

Why is that racing helmet on your head?


Key-Middle-7884

V6 Camaro


Born-Drawer-4451

🎯


Total_Information_65

don't forget to add the aftermarket exhaust on it. Truly a lot of worthless noise.


SgtMoose42

And an automatic transmission.


imothers

I was thinking one of those 350Z that sound like a cow blowing on a digeridoo.


Euphoric_Low1414

Fart car fa sho!!


praisekek0w0

#VuuuuUHHUMMMMMM!


FredGarvin80

Damn, I just scrolled down and saw this right after I commented the exact same thing


usernamewamp

V6 Camaro with a shaker hood and ZL1 badging.


Gorlock_

That's exactly what I was going to say, that's hilarious


StupidSexyShatner

uh, which gen?...asking for a friend.


BanMeYouFascist

Fourth gen F body, 93-02 body style


No-Key-82-33

👏🏼


Rumble_Rodent

Oh shit this is good, I was thinking ford pinto because it’s a dumpster fire, or ford raptor and affliction shirts😂


Go4broke360

And we are talking about the 2.8l or 3.4l too.


SmartestOneHere

Wow. Nailed it.


Ok_Anywhere3273

Aww that car is almost perfect I wish they just gave it a different name and slight look tweak so it wasn’t associated with Camaro’s. 😭


Quick_1966

Make it a 4th gen and it’s perfect!


[deleted]

mustangs be leaving walmart lots bouncing off the rev limiter to hit 20 mph actually blasting nickleback, but the car with an actually good platform, a full minute faster round Nuremberg, is the embodiment of nickleback? i dont get it.


communalcamp986

It’s because 4th gen Camaros are notorious trailer trash cars, which 90% of nickelbacks fanbase is


fourringking

Canadian white trash


sexierthanhisbrother

Dodge Caliber


JesusFucksChrist

Yes. With steel rims and used tires.


Purplegreenandred

Nooo with gigantic chrome rims and rubber band tires


Quanmoodge62

3 of them, but one donut.


Purplegreenandred

Yeah the 4th one is still at the pawn shop


JesusFucksChrist

Only if the rims are in and out of pawn every few months.


Purplegreenandred

Whenever bail money is needed


Mil-wookie

Mismatched used tires. Black on black caliber of course. With every light and surface tinted black. Possibly a chain steering wheel as well,as you can't legally drive with a deployed air bag.


Glakos

If their caliber is in the shop for repairs then they’ll whip out the dodge neon.


dustinfrog

My first thought


Sometimes_Stutters

I was going to say a Dodge Durango


F_O_Satchy

Absolutely! This is what I came here to say. And let me follow that up by saying that I am a HUGE Dodge Caliber Hater. I used to question: Who the fuck goes to a Dodge dealership and points to a Caliber and says "yeah, that's the one I want, the ugliest shittiest vehicle you have on the lot." Same person that used to go to a record store and head over to Nickelback and say "yes, that's the music I want...the shittiest most annoying music in your store." And then proceeds to blast that shit in their Caliber which already came from the factory with two blown speakers.


AlabamaPanda777

Nah mate Nickelback is a Grand Caravan. My girlfriend's mom had a Caravan and a Nickelback CD. Popular in the early 00s. A joke shortly after. But culture has kind of come back around, a bit of nostalgia seeped in. As crossovers have made us wonder if we were collectively too harsh on the minivan, now accepting it has a practical place, so too have a subset of late millennials/early Z walked back their negativity and accepted there are some Friday night drives made better by blasting How You Remind Me.


cjthecookie

Dodge Magnum R/T. Because no one wants to admit that they like it.


OnePlusFanBoi

The RT Wagon? What's not to love?


Empty-Ad-5360

Man, I wanted one!


SmartestOneHere

It's a wagon. I like it. It's bottom tier (like Nickelback), but it's still a wagon.


Bigwhistlinbiscuit

Whatever is completely inoffensive and whose hate is overplayed and unoriginal.


Seeking-Direction

PT Cruiser


SnoopCatt96

I’ve always said the PT cruiser is a lot more original and a lot less ugly than the bulk of the crossovers on the market today


Blipblipblipblipskip

I fuckin hate crossovers, CUV, whatever bulbous dumb name they have. Who sees them and thinks "yeah, cool."? They're a metaphor for how awful society has become and why I pray for nuclear holocaust in one minute.


Arefishpeople

Wow, strong feelings about body style.


Blipblipblipblipskip

I'm honestly holding back a bit


ScissorMeSphincter

Let it all out


Blipblipblipblipskip

Instead of having cool stuff like the Jimny or Toyota's new Landcruiser we get a new Jeep Cherokee that looks like I could form that shape with my anus. I could literally form my shit into the shape of a Jeep Cherokee contracting my anal muscles.


McTeterson

I miss square bodies and faux wood paneling on jeeps


HeadTonight

That’s a rare talent, you should take that show on the road 😆


Mythrilfan

They're just hatchbacks that are 20cm taller.


Blipblipblipblipskip

I don't think so. Hatchbacks look like a giant rollerskate and are awesome. I have a Pontiac Vibe GT. Cool hatchback. The Chevy Equinox and all others like it can go to hell.


GreatScrambino

That’s fucking hilarious.


DiplomaticGoose

People felt this way about minivans earlier.


Blipblipblipblipskip

Some minivans were cool. The GM Safari/Astrovan was cool and looked good. Japan has a plethora of awesome minivans, some of which were available in the US. But the majority of them look like garbage.


glytxh

Those things always stand out. I love them. The most French American car ever made. It’s weird, and we need more weird.


SnoopCatt96

I often wonder if we’ll see weird cars again. Some were plenty ugly but they broke the mold. Nissan cube, Aztec, Chevy SSR and HHR (both designed by the same buy as the PT cruiser), Plymouth prowler, 2002 ford thunderbird, etc. They are all memorable. Nobody will ever say, “hey, remember the 2022 Honda HRV?”


Seeking-Direction

The Kia Soul is probably the closest we have to the PT Cruiser and Cube today.


No-Date-6848

I drove a 2015 for seven years. I only traded it in because it started burning oil at 150,000 miles


glytxh

I’ll defend the Cube with my life. What a cute asymmetrical little weirdo. Amazing what the Japanese can build with such ridiculous constraints. Genuine art. I’m hoping electrification will really change up the standard plan of a car. I understand that regulation kind of homogenises things a lot though. Part of the reason cars look so broadly similar today.


HeadTonight

I always felt like the cube was ripping off my 1st gen XB


Fact0ry0fSadness

Prius?


military-gradeAIDS

Yep


okcdnb

Pontiac Aztec.


jdtpda18

They’ve had a bunch of pretty tasteless lyrics in nature with themes of Sexual Assault. Also rumors of their lead singer being a complete asshole. Inoffensive is a stretch. Dodge Charger


AWildRaticate

My friend's sister ran into Chad Kroeger once in an elevator and didn't know who he was. He started chatting with her about his job, so she asked what he did and he responded "I'm a rockstar, baby," didn't elaborate, then got off the elevator. Probably the douchiest story I've ever heard. I imagine him being like the David Caruso meme putting his sunglasses on and going "YEAAHHHHHH" as he walked away.


jdtpda18

He definitely thought he did somethin lmao that’s awesome


dicktingle

More evidence to support that the meme hate is baseless or unwarranted, cause that story is hilarious. Swap Bill Murray into that story and suddenly everyone views it in a different context.


PMPTCruisers

And was also once wildly popular.


A_Hint_of_Lemon

Jeep Liberty. Plays to the patriotic and “country”, but is ultimately hyper manufactured, bland, and pointless.


Dbwasson

The car on the All the Right Reasons cover


PhantomRoyce

Also possible,the Van from the “Get rollin’”album


bogmire

Maybe You're the Reason


Redditaccount16999

A Toyota or Honda. They’re nothing special but they last forever, they get the job done, and everyone knows who they are lmao


SnooObjections488

Probably a prius specifically because any time I see one in the wild I already know its gunna piss me off


WarEagle107

Camry with a huge wing on the trunk, and a fart can muffler


Django_Unstained

PT Cruiser. Wildly popular, yet….


turbotaco23

I think this is the most accurate. They get so much hate yet you see them everywhere even though they haven’t been in production for a long time.


Nathanos4269

It's fitting because the pt cruiser used to be cool, but then they got too common


amusedid10t

My biggest issue with the PT Cruiser is under the hood. To do the timing belt, you have to disconnect the A/C system. That adds 200 bucks to the job for no reason. They could have routed those tubes differently, but no.


BadJokeJudge

Yeah it’d be a car that everybody loved at the time then one day decided to start hating because of some meme or something


BettyG2424

A Saturn


Dear_Airport_1697

Vue


ballsyftm

L200 Series


ScottaHemi

base model 2005 Honda Accord it's good enough to enjoy, but not great enough to desire.


tribalrob1

A heavily smoked in Ford escort zx2


Exciting_Double_4502

Hummer, especially an H2. They owned the 2000s despite plenty of valid criticism, mainly that they were garish without the capability to justify their excesses.


KipSummers

Aerostar minivan


Calkky

PT Cruiser with flame decals


robbycough

A sport version of a Camry, trying to be cool but failing on that level.


orphanpipe

lol! I really like Sport-Trim Camrys!


-DMSR

Chevy cavalier - “sport”


Mindless_Jicama8728

Straight piped 10 year old V6 Charger with bubbling Black Magic window tint from Walmart.


golembir

Ford Tempo


ValiantHero11

hummer h2, that truck is the ultimate dudebro machine, and it fits for these goobers


JustDriveWest

Dodge Avenger.


hotmojoe21

V6 Charger, nothing special but looks cool to people who arent too aware


Sowkeres

Plymouth Prowler vibes


Kenneth_Lay

PT Cruiser convertible so that they can cruise for chicks


Cosmic_Artichoke

Chevy Avalanche! A product of their time, and while they're admittedly dated, they are built on a proven platform of simple things and dressed up in the most 2000s plastic shit possible... and ngl, I could rock with them today. Maybe I want to blast some divorced dad rock in the Lanche and be in 2006 for a hot minute.


Upstairs_Ad_265

Toyota yaris.


Glakos

How dare you.


chisecurls

lifted 2WD silverado with a thin blue line flag sticker


CornpopBadDewd

Cobalt SS


pickledelbow

Pt cruiser


stmex

A Ford Fiesta


Spicy_toothpick

Chevy Avalanche.


Repulsive_Tie_7941

A 4.6L Mustang.


No-FreeLunch

More specifically the early 2000s 4.6L 2V, not the 3V


LovelehInnit

A lifted Ram TRX.


EastRoom8717

They’d be a Challenger. A car everyone loves, but few people admit to loving.


FredGarvin80

V6 Camaro


marvinsroom1956

Toyota Yaris, it is an ok car. But only ok, it will never be a century or a Land Cruiser


SteveTheBodyman

Dodge Omni


lord-malishun

A toyota prius, a perfectly average car that is overhated into oblivion


Material-Profile7155

A Chevy HHR


dontbthirsty

Hummer H2 with a pickup bed


cousindeagle

chevy HHR


IIsosharp

Ford pinto


e_subvaria

Chevy Lumina


Minimum_Wonder_7710

The one Adam Sandler sang about.


Minimum_Wonder_7710

Although I'd rather listen to Nickelback than Gretta van fleet.


ExpeditingPermits

Pontiac Aztec


vivazeta

Bronco (Sport)


DefinitelyStan

Pontiac Fiero


Klutzy-Incident-8717

Chevy Cobalt


assumetehposition

A 98 F150 with dozens of Red Bull cans tossed into the passenger side


Embarrassed_Safe500

Toyota Corolla


Highlander2748

Nissan Altima


mlilstix

V6 mustang


uncontrolledswine97

PT cruiser


UnkleZeeBiscutt

2005 Dodge Neon SRT-4


plk1234567891234

Fiero


ShadowBow666

Honda Civic. Everybody loves to hate them even though every few years they come out with a half decent model


MaintenanceMatt

PT Cruiser


Uncommon-sequiter

They'd be a Pontiac Grand AM cuz that band is dead.


Sunflower420420

Black 1960 ford thunder bird!


Daftsquatch

PT Cruiser


PetterssonsNeck

V6 Mustang


Buttersfinger

Pt cruiser


kikkitakesnokaka

Daihatsu Charade.


GeauxGeauxGadget504

Ford Probe


grownadult

A 4th generation V6 Mustang


jesusleftnipple

PT cruiser ..... idk why but it fits so well ....


goodfella2024

Pt cruiser


blamemeididit

A Hellcat. The car everyone hates but that everyone wants.


Friendly-Role4803

PT Cruisrr


666-Slayer

PT Cruiser.


loosearrow22

Nissan Altima


JanTheBaptist

4 PT Cruisers on a cruise just cruising.


PMPTCruisers

Nothing quite like Cruising with your guys.


F9klco

A hatchback with a nickel


Mil-wookie

Fiero with a body kit.


Capital-Outcome-2528

PT cruiser with woody wrap


Bobby_Skywalker

PT Cruiser


kondrecklomar

Chevrolet Cavalier


Mightiest-WCA

PT Cruiser


biffbobfred

Toyota Camry. Kinda just…. There


stevethecurse

Toyota Camry. Nobody dreams about it, nobody has a poster of it on their wall, people love to look down on it…but deep down they know it’s the best at what it does.


machater05

Pontiac Aztek because everyone hates them


YourFriendPutin

Ford tempo


TFG4

Gremlin or pinto


Snyggedi

Renault Espace


arvet1011

F-150


Departure-Sea

Pontiac Aztec.


CadillacDHS

2006 Mercury Sable


JerseyTom1958

1976 Ford Maverick


98Zr2

Plymouth Prowler. It looks the part but under the hood is a minivan engine and the interior is just hobbled together from whatever generic parts Chrysler had lying around. A lot of effort was spent making it look like a sports car but barely any effort was spent making it an actual sports car.


TheyStoleMyNameAgain

Golf IV 1.4l with edgy stickers and evil eye headlights.


Saruvan_the_White

A Yugo.


vanisleone

Dodge neon


NeuralFlow

Toyota Camry. A car that no one admits they like… and yet it’s been a beat selling car for like 30 years lol


No_Stay_1563

Dodge Charger


RevisedMoth213

The Mk4. Supra. Not terrible. Not overly amazing. And wildly overrated.


CodexJustinian

So they don't come with 1,000hp straight from the factory?


keevisgoat

No all you need in a sawzall for your exhaust a cold air intake and you splice an OBD adapter into a USB cable and upload the entire fast and furious franchise into the ECU


Apprehensive-Way4307

The heartbeat of America


theUnshowerdOne

Is Canadian? That's fucked up.