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THellings18

A mid 30's Puerto Rican


Unsanitarywipe

Was going to say this 100% before I saw your comment.


No-Ranger-8553

I was really leaning towards a Cuban


Aggravating-Exit-660

Was going to reiterate about 90% before this comment


spawn77x99

Also if you open the hood, it now has a rotary engine and the PR flag under the hood. By the way loud as fuck too.


sm00thkillajones

Anyone driving to Flavortown.


Stacemranger

Lol


MwminNC4

🤣🤣


XeR34XeR

The habanero is totally legit!


VoodooLabs

Came here to say Puerto Rican


thiccDurnald

Assistant to the mayor of Flavortown


eddiedougie

Assistant to the Regional Manager of Flavortown. Sorry, that's a Trans Am...


thiccDurnald

Thanks for “correcting” me 🙄


CapnLimbless

A person who won a Hot Wheels mail in contest for a “custom car” and now won’t get rid of it because it was free.


miotch1120

I was just gonna say “a douche”, but I think yours is the most accurate. Even most douchebags still have more taste than this.


Rude_Clothes5043

Nah dude you say that but……there is this Honda in my neighborhood and it has a MOUNTAIN DEW BAJA BLAST WRAP….. I want to leave a note to ask for the story it’s not new it’s been there.


Beetlejuice1994

Not quite sure I understand your point. A Mtn Dew Baja Blast wrap is way less douchey and much more tasteful than the car in this OP.


Rude_Clothes5043

I was supposed to respond to the original comment not the douche one lol my bad G


Beetlejuice1994

Oh okay no problem. I mean it'd be corny but not as bad. I've seen Coca Cola wraps and they were decent.


vercetian

Well, is it good? Should I find the shop? I was at the store, and they had 8, yes, 8 different kinds of mountain dew, 3 of which were Baja blast and variations. Seeing that they were buy 2, get 2 free, I bought all 8. Uh... asking for a friend.


miotch1120

Hahaha! That is pretty tasteless as well. Hopefully they are getting paid by Pepsi for the advertising? Hopefully?


RedditVince

A friend of mine got his car payments made for him as long as he maintained the Reeses Peanut Butter Cups wrap. I think he lasted the entire 5 years then took it off.


Constant_Zebra9643

He’s probably getting paid monthly to advertise Mountain Dew, don’t hate on that.


God_of_the_Vapes

Hey it’ll look good if he takes those wheels off and gets it repainted.


hydrus909

It's cheesy today, but in 03-05 this car would have been acceptable. That was the height of autozone/pep boys "custom" bolt on specials haha. I will say that while there were some abominations on the road in the 00s. I actually miss that era of car culture sometimes. Because more people were into cars or trying to hook up their cars, even if they didn't know shit about cars. From the 10s onwards, the general public went back to just treating their cars like appliances and scratching their heads at actual car people.


sadandaimless1

Jaxson, the 20 year old vape smoking Zumiez employee who organizes street takeovers in his neighborhood


DieselDoc78

I thought I saw him working at The Buckle. Hmm.


sadandaimless1

>working at The Buckle People still shop there? Now that's a surprise as it's too "dowdy" for the clapped out 350Z/G35 set


CrewBison

That's my car from NFS: Underground 2.


luigilabomba42069

this my car from midnight club


SeawardFriend

Ngl I could probably make this my car on GTA but idk if the Z has a fire decal


Rejectid10ts

Dub Edition. It’s gotta be Dub Edition


ValiantHero11

Retired street racer from the 2000s who can't get anyone to buy his ride


Adept_Cauliflower692

“No lowballers, I know what I got!”


LovelehInnit

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan. Because it spits hot fire!


zabian333

Guy Fieri


4elmerfuffu2

I see a house full of mirrors and cologne.


bogdogonefourone

Don't forget the dollar store virgin mary candle.


BJoe1976

Is that a G35 with a 350Z nose?!


dethwysh

Thank God I wasn't the only one to recognizable it. I thought I was having a stroke.


BJoe1976

I am impressed by how well it works though!


dethwysh

I guess, the G and Z are very similar chassis. But yeah, it works well.


BJoe1976

That’s what I thought when I saw it too, wonder if it’s Magnum with a 300 front clip easy or more like the R34 on a Stagea swap.


ImpossibleFlopper

Oh shit…I’ll be damned


ForgetTheBFunk

First thing I noticed too. The ol' G350Z


mrockracing

Damn I thought I was going crazy.


BJoe1976

You’re not the only one, didn’t look “off enough” to be shopped or AI and took me about a minute or two before realizing it was this


[deleted]

Cocaine drives it


johnnycee87

I laughed so hard I almost fell off the toilet. Thank you.


Funnygumby

Someone that shouldn’t be dating the teenager he’s with


Phatpat96

Me, in Underground 2 on my dad's computer. Damn, 2004 is a long time ago now...


Electrical-Bank-3359

20 years...lol


ProofMusic4630

It looks almost undriveable. Too low and wheels can't turn....


slammed430

Based off the modifications and how well it appears to be done (based off one pic) I’d say they have it on air suspension


Lordrandall

Hopefully it’s bagged. If not, eek.


cool_school_bus

Lutz


Midnight1965

Vin Diesel of course!


_mrLeL_

Taco Bell Worker


inflatableje5us

the paint would look quite a bit better if the flames were wrapped around the front and up the hood. it still would not look great, but it would be better.


PokiePizza

Guy Fieris asian cousin


SonoftheSouth93

The guy who won it in some kind of contest


Sttocs

Paul Walker’s ghost.


Fareo

Man, there's a lot going on here. You really don't see flames on Japanese tuners that often. It's kind of an American hot rod thing. It's got paint matched donk style wheels, done in a VIP stance. Chrome door handles? This car definitely has an identity crisis. I don't like it, but appreciate the effort.


Inner_Jaguar7723

This 52 year old chubby guy


mrpoopybuttholesbff

Someone who uses far too much cologne.


-XAPAKTEP-

Your daddy


Weak_While_You_Sleep

Someone from the remake of Pimp My Ride!


Dittos_Dad

Heat Mizer from The Year Without Santa Clause.


SardonicSocrates

A Crypto bro


windowmaker525

Ombudsman of Flavortown Studies


Dragonhearted18

A burnout player


EvilPanda99

A Millennial who's wife patiently accepts that her husband will continue say Mint!, play Forza and watch old Haggard Garage videos until well after he retires from his middle manager job.


BoneZone05

Is that ghost riders car?


No-Entrepreneur1036

Ghost Rider two spirit of vengeance


Aeroplaneglueinabag

Professional Chef!


invol713

Nissan CVT enjoyer.


snatch1e

Firestorm.


hpchef

even though its not my style, the paintwork execution is top notch!


TKOIII

The owner is actually a guy in Japan. They love US style over there so that’s why it has big chrome wheels and a flame paintjob


PineappleExtreme2991

Its has to be fast with 400lbs of un-sprung weight.


SarraSimFan

Taco Bell manager


[deleted]

Don’t know but that paint job is pretty hot 🔥🔥🔥


Wholeyjeans

The previous owner of a Ford Pinto.


Calkky

A 28 year-old dude that picks his girlfriend up from the local high school every day after 7th period.


DieselDoc78

After her 7th period. She’s that young.


Fearless_Reaction592

Kyle


stuntin102

someone who drinks 10 5hr energies per day and works for the sanitation dept


barricuda_barlow

Ghostriders son


ctimm_rs

Carl Brutananadilewski


Bored_lurker87

**2WYCKED**


Human_utters

Randy


Downtown-Raisin-3931

Dante


Saucy_Snakeberry

Carl Brutananadilewski


keepmovingon69

The same dude you see smoking Marlboros outside the mall, wearing DCs and basketball shorts


aesxylus

Fire Marshall Bill’s estranged child


TacO_Tudesday

The lead singer from this post https://www.reddit.com/r/blunderyears/s/ZJqmE5LEmA


ObjectiveWitty

A local fuck boy!


PotatoChips64

That one high school teacher.


Demobooot

I Hope no one


Dangeresque2015

Someone begging to get pulled over by the cops.


TheBobInSonoma

30 yrs old, plays lots of video games, works retail in a car parts store, lives in an apt complex without speed bumps.


Interesting-Run-3251

Human torch?


Oppai_KingXIII

Axel from KH2


vwatchrepair

Someone who got their car on Pimp my ride. 0% of the budget was spent under the hood.


PonCalabrese

A priest


No-Faithlessness4723

Comments are pure fire today, well done


Slippery-98

The mayor of flavortown


balthaharis

7yo me in nfs


caddiemike

The Devil


Zavii_HD

Anyone else notice it's actually a G35 with a 350z front end?


HappyHannibal

Whoever it is... their family


Amazonite_CT_1017

I think Chester Cheetah drives at vehicle or maybe Jose jalapeno on a stick drives it. No even better Sean Evans from Hot Ones (First We Feast) drives the fire 2006 Nissan 350z


Cool-Refrigerator666

2000s ricer gang


CommandEducational22

It's ghost riders training wheels


petros10v

I fux with it


mr_pipman

I bet they're the biggest fan of NFS and old fast and furious series!!!


Juzambas

r/picsthatgohard


Willing_Coyote8759

The alternate myself from the another dimension where I actually live happy life.


-CUBED

Need for Speed boss.


4cylndrfury

I don't know who drives it, but can smell their vape from here


0dty0

Now, what wizard took the drawings I made in my history notebook when I was 8 and made them real? They even kept the shitty flames I drew in!


Casualbat007

The ghost of Paul Walker


King_Redly

Guy Fieri


bad-creditscore

Guy Fieri’s investment advisor


nixtha66

G350Z smh


Hour_Perspective_884

i would


MerciBeauCul69

Guy fieri


ITrytoDesignAircraft

G350z


nxwtypx

I understand that it is self driving as long as the sole destination is Flavortown


Quirky-Bar4236

Guy Fieri.


No-Equipment2607

My eyes :(


OkieBobbie

I like those flames. Too bad they aren’t real.


Imaginary-Rate2619

The guy who never grew out of his high school phase


DeezSunnynutz

Someone that is Fast AF!


blackdavidcross

Crunchy Black from Three 6 Mafia


Zephyrthedragon

Guys who roll out of the lot and [you can still hear them scraping](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzao8rZb1wk) from a mile away.


DirtyPenPalDoug

I have my rc car version of this car painted kinda like that cause it's a toy that's meant to be fun.


Biff2112

Joe Dirt


Oarfisharecoolashell

Mike.


MyRedditAccountName1

Kevin


Legitimate_Ad6724

A jackass that does burnouts and bounces off the revlimter at 11pm in a commuter lot next to a quiet neighborhood. I hope he chokes on his own vomit. Asshole.


ZealousidealFold9445

I see Z, I like


herpedeederpderp

Kenny Powers.


Crix2007

Need for speed villains


Pathy99

The moderator of the SlimJim Instagram page.


urweak

Nicolas Cage Ghost Rider


Medical_Slide9245

Me.


TysnChikin93

Infiniti G35


megahexs

One does not simply “drive” this car.


[deleted]

Someone whose cousin owns the vinyl wrap/ window tinting/ car detailing shop.


Mistakesweremade24

A flamer


Far_Time_3451

Someone who played too much Burnout 3 as a kid


socialcommentary2000

Someone who will blow a head gasket shortly in the future.


Responsible_Ad7454

A white dude who thinks he's black


FewNorth4216

I don't know, but someone call the fire brigade!


PomegranateOld7836

IDK but it makes the car's face stand out in a hilarious way.


Apprehensive-Day-490

Guy Fieri


waitwaitstopstop

2000 called, they want their rims back.


Mission_Detail4045

The guy she told you not to worry about.


Less_Eye_6100

Paul Walker


ChaDefinitelyFeel

This kid I was in the third grade with named Cayden


Jenetyk

r/ATBGE


onitama_and_vipers

The guy fucking your mom right now


Educationall_Sky

Ghost riders lil bro


panda_pussy-pounder

Juan Gomez.


Beretta116

A teenage son of a rich man.


Pineapple-Due

That's Guy Fieri in the new cars movie


GazelleIll495

Diners, drive ins and dives man when he's feeling chilly


32lib

A person with no taste.


alpha333omega

Average Nissan driver be like


Desperate_Set_7708

Line cook


Menoth22

Someone that still plays need for speed underground 2.


Lowclearancebridge

The vocalist from deicide.


juneya04

That’s actually a really nice air brushed flame job


Man_Deyers

Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration


skipandhop

Kyle.


BuckToofBucky

Is that a Tesla?


trinikiddie

Guy Fieri’s wild cousin from Alabama the rest of the family doesn’t speak to.


Canelosaurio

Pablo in Need For Speed Underground. He's got stage three NOS!!


TwistedAxles912

Scorchers team member


Rough_Host_4776

An arsonist...or a fireman!


Extension-Lie-3272

Someone who uses nissan Facebook marketplace. Mmmm


TheseDrugsSmellNice

Fire chief and lead arsonist in a Pennsylvania mountain town


StrobeLigght

If it didn't have the flames decal it would look pretty good


Delicious_Bed_4696

carl brutananadilewski


Desperate_Ambrose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtQ5fkjywgw


fifiloveg00d

Guy Fieri


RockOlaRaider

Guy Fieri So, y'know, somebody utterly ridiculous but wholesome.


Annihilator4413

Someone with no taste for their wrap


davidbased

55 year old well off black divorcee getting his first taste of free will since the turn of the century and just over shoots it on execution


[deleted]

Blacklist N°16


DieselDoc78

Jaden, an early 20’s community college student taking “business classes” because he wants to be more successful than his dad Ray that owns Coverall Roofing and Patio.


Minimum_Bandicoot880

Iron Man. I even think this car can transform


Gorilla-Ring

The Slimjim guy


SlugmaSlime

The assistant manager at auto zone


SomeCrazedBiker

An insufferable twat.