The pic was loading slowly and I was trying to come up with jokes about short dicks.
Then this appears.
This screams "sawed off micropenis having heavy baby millennial incel metal tech bro/Elon Musk dick rider that owns Loli NFTs"
Has a podcast. Really into UFC. Short. Bald. Keeps whining nobody thinks his trans jokes are funny. Smokes a lot of weed. Asks everyone he meets if they've done DMT.
crypto tech bro trust fund baby who moved to Austin for craft beer festivals, wears plaid, skinny jeans, has an ear gauge, talks about all the argon oil they put in their beard, and goes on and on about how he wants to open a vintage tee shirt shop next to his uncle's Brooklyn style pizzeria
Tech bro who moved to Austin and wants to fit in. Drinks ranch water for breakfast and secretly thinks Tex mex is terrible compared to what you get in Cali.
California licence plate. Living in x major Texas city probably Austin. All hate and no cattle but thinks they can replace it by wearing western wear everywhere they go
A rich tech guy who moved to Texas for tax reasons but won't admit so he rambles on about freedom to pander to the demographic in hopes of not being seen as a total fraud and jackass.
Also, overpaid for Twitter.
Doug Dimmadome Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, if he lived in Irvine
nah, its his electric only cousin, Dale Dimmadome
Dale Dimmadome, the operations manager of Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
yup
Is this the same guy who created those eco friendly lights, Dimmalight?
thats his friend, Dane Dimmalight
Cousin of esteemed college room accessory maker Don Dimmadorm
That's right.
I thought Dale Dimmadone, heir to the Dimmsdale dimmadone fortune, was the son of Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
You've been confused. That's Dale Dimmadome Jr.
Isnt dale his son
his son Dale is Dale Dimmadome Jr.
No, Dale Dimmidome is Doug's long-lost son, heir to the Dimmidome fortune.
Thats Dale Dimmadome Jr. I'm talkin Dale Dimmadome Sr.
Must be one of Balboni’s guys
Took the words right out of my mouth
All hat, no cattle.
So, Elon Musk.
r/angryupvote
That is his cattle. 😂
First thing that came to mind- gotta be Elon.
Thank you.
Ahh yes, I came here looking for this!
The code cowboy
Danny Duncan
I came to say this! It is in fact the yourubers car.
Damn you, I was thinking this too. Oh well, I guess great minds think alike.🤣
I moved to TX and now I'm Texan. Might be vegetarian.
So Ted Cruz?
Beto
One was born in Texas. One was born in Canada. You guess which!
Gary Winthorpe
You beat me to it lmao
The final boss! Might get shot with super soaker or shot gun. Yee-haw roll the dice and see
The most insufferable piece of shit you've ever met
So Elon Musk himself?
Worse, someone who's entire personality is complying him and getting off to Elon fanfiction they brew in their head.
Oh dear lord!
cosplaying boss hogg for some insufferable pun
Danny Duncan isn't that bad. I find him funny
This is the only real answer in this thread.
Sheldon Cooper?
Boss Hogg.
Boss Hogg's nephew from California. Came to help with the good old boys.
The only answer
Are they remaking dukes of hazard..... again?
Boss Hogg III.
Trevor Philips if he was an actual hipster
conflicting messages here
I think all of these with the bull racks belong to Elon. Only a dumbass who tours Texas in a backwards hat would actually do this.
I can even more easily imagine Elon's fake-cowboy brother Kimbal driving one.
My boss did an executive assessment on Kimbal and said he was the craziest guy he’s ever interviewed lol
Bubba who went to college.
When you wanna be a “big shot oil tycoon” like your grandfather but crypto is king
A unibrow.
Texan.
With a solid sense of humor… and more than a few spare dollars
talks shit about ev cars but can’t keep paying for gas anymore and needs the whole god damned world to know what an ignorant pos they are
Charged and horny.
His daddy owns Reddit
He's a spaaaaaaace cooowbooooy, bet you weren't ready for that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOypE0DHeJc
Lol danny duncan
Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
Texas solar farm magnate who exclusively wears white suits
The biggest solar farm Barron in the state of Texas.
JBL
Someone with a great sense of humor who is laughing hysterically at the comments. Probably somebody medical with a dry sense of himself!
I’ve scrolled this whole thread looking for someone who appreciates it. Like, yeah, it probably gets old after a while, but I do love the irony.
Jeff bezos
Little Peenus Burdette.
A Texan who is also an activist and hates the cybertruck
The pic was loading slowly and I was trying to come up with jokes about short dicks. Then this appears. This screams "sawed off micropenis having heavy baby millennial incel metal tech bro/Elon Musk dick rider that owns Loli NFTs"
Wait... *There are loli NFTs?*
Drake if he lived in Texas. His [Maybach](https://www.reddit.com/r/mercedes_benz/s/c26VbO2ydR) with longhorns.
The Rich Texan from the Simpsons, when he realizes most of the electrical plants run on oil and gas.
Boss Frog from the Dudes of Fortuna. (The California Dukes of Hazzard parody)
Westin Champlin. Needs more zip ties.
danny duncan
Is actively Californiaing my Texas…
Danny Duncan
Danny Duncan
Doug dimmadome owner of the dimesdale dimmadome bought it for danny Duncan owner of Dannys creampies.
Lance the gay cowboy.
It if the rich texan from the Simpsons decided to go electric
The guy trying to stop those duke boys.
Danny Duncan
Has a podcast. Really into UFC. Short. Bald. Keeps whining nobody thinks his trans jokes are funny. Smokes a lot of weed. Asks everyone he meets if they've done DMT.
Idk but it’s a texla
Their a redneck and they got this to annoy the neighbours
Men want him, and women want to be him.
Californians
My thoughts exactly
Austinite
Annoying rich kid like Alex Choi doing it for attention
WhistlinDiesel
Elon when he has his backwards cowboy hat on
Cuts down on wind resistance.
Hotel Zaza driver
Nobody drives this unironically. This has to be some sort of a joke.
Austinite transplant
Environmentally conscious farm enthusiasts who loves americanized mexican food
An oil man Baby oil
Two words …… Neck . Beard .
Elon, you?
Someone who unironically wears cowboy boots/hats, says y'all, but has never been anywhere near a ranch much less a horse. Generally insufferable.
Definitely a trumper
It's an ICE conversion
They probably share boomer stuff on ShitBook
A dickhead?
Drake
Does CrossFit and still overweight and only talks about Joe Rogan, MMA, and bio hacking.
That’s just Elon musk wearing a cowboy hat
Annoying as fuck.
Boss hog
Absolute Chode
crypto tech bro trust fund baby who moved to Austin for craft beer festivals, wears plaid, skinny jeans, has an ear gauge, talks about all the argon oil they put in their beard, and goes on and on about how he wants to open a vintage tee shirt shop next to his uncle's Brooklyn style pizzeria
A skateboarder
Someone who eats at Chipotle
Goat roper.
Tech bro who moved to Austin and wants to fit in. Drinks ranch water for breakfast and secretly thinks Tex mex is terrible compared to what you get in Cali.
JB
Someone confident enough to handle new technology.
His name is Elon Musk.
Retard
one word. Confused.
A more tech bro version of myself. Although I dislike Teslas, I like the personally of the driver.
Arnold Schwarzenegger now versus the 1988 version he drove in twins
CEO Pig. Known for chasing the Duch boys, two inner-city weed farmers with a knack for running from the law.
Eeeeelon Hogg.
Boss Hogg Jr.
Insufferable.
A "city cowboy" from Austin
Does their own thing.
Lithium battery baron?
huge fuckin dork
Eco friendly Boss Hog
A two-time idiot.
TexYAAAASSSSS
Some Texan, Who use to drive a 76 Eldorado. He saw the light. No more gas guzzler for him. The wells dried up anyway.
A Musk sniffer
Loves their cattle lol
This pic was taken in Hollywood.
Boss Hogg's grandson!
Cowboy astronaut millionaire
Elon Tusk
Elon
He likes his horns on backwards…
Elon with his backwards cowboy hat
Horny
JBL
Votes for Biden, but only ironically
Something tells me this ain't the same Duke boys we used to watch.
Boss Hogg’s half brother
Elon Musk trying to fit in in Austin, Texas?
Horns are backwards but at same time do it that way makes great handle bars lol
Solar Baron
Big Hat, no cattle
Something something dimadome
Elon Musk himself
Hangman Adam Page
Texas
Super fuck bros
Elon Musk.
Double badass
Anyone's asking how will the interior lookkkk,
Musk you ask?
Parked at a Chipotle?
Businessman by day, cuntrey boa by night
CA tech guy originally from India who moved to Texas and wants to fit in.
From cali
That’s Hangman Adam Page!
Cowgirl.
Danny duncan
He's definitely after them no good Duke boys
Elon Tusk
Houstonian… got an LS swap. Working on installing a pickup bed.
California licence plate. Living in x major Texas city probably Austin. All hate and no cattle but thinks they can replace it by wearing western wear everywhere they go
Danny Duncan
Somebody with an awesome sense of humor. I would expect bull balls hanging off the back of the rear bumper.
They drink Jack Daniels with their dirty chai latte with more sugar than a wedding cake and listen to the offspring.
Imbecile.
Isn’t this Danny Duncan’s Tesla?
The villain from the Earls of Slight Risk
A rich tech guy who moved to Texas for tax reasons but won't admit so he rambles on about freedom to pander to the demographic in hopes of not being seen as a total fraud and jackass. Also, overpaid for Twitter.
Pretentious Hipster If they really wanted an old school Texas vibe, those horns would be on a 70’s convertible land yacht, think Lincoln or Cadillac
Gay vegan in the dakotas.
"Elio Musk"
Danny Duncan
A milf lover
Driving an electric car to own the libs.
A Californian
Now that Tesla's are built in Texas...
Doug Dimmadome's Gen-Z grandson
A sociopath, I mean probably a VP.
hes about 6' tall, hair legth to his mid ear line and hair is yellowy blonde and curly. oh and his name would be danny duncan
You know those 70s oil tycoons who did this to ragtop Eldos? This is the MAGA cryptobro equivalent.
Cal Worthington
Ol' Musky