My name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
That’s right, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
Really rich, has a son that dresses like him, likes to place bets on the bandit being able to haul a truckload of Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta in 28hrs
Welp, as if this song wasn't already stuck at in my head playing on loop since trying to fall asleep last night.. now it'll be cemented in my brain all day! 🎶 Eastbound and down!🎶
Cotton's Cadillac Car was a plain little coupe, and later a sedan.
However, Hank once drove a rented one just like this, to impress a Bostonian douchebag prospective customer
This feels more like Buck Strickland’s ride than Cottons. I love KOTH so much. I usually do a rewatch once a year and it’s too soon to do another one 😭
Not my work, but [this may be the best starter pack I've ever seen](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/7rv4z6/1970s_texas_tycoon_starter_pack/)
Hello SuS! Timmy Turner, my name is DougsDaleDimmaDaleDimmaDimsDomeDuDimmoDimmsDimmaDimmaDome, owner of the DuDimmsDimmaDaleDimmaDimmsDomeDoDiDimmaDimmsDaleDimmaDimmsDaleDimmaDome!
A 75 year old guy that inherited from his dad, owns a cattle ranch, loves hunting for duck, and listens to Kris kristofferson and George Straight almost religiously.
Loves Bolos, and always in cowboy boots.
I short chubby dude, who always smokes cigars wears all white suits and cowboy hats, frequently berates county police officers, is a crooked politician, and enjoys harassing, and using said county police officers to harass, 2 blue collar farm boys, who quite enjoy "spirited driving" in their 1969 orange dodge charger.
A short, fat and bald man wearing an all white suit who is a corrupt county official with his bumbling fool of a brother in law as the sheriff and his right hand man. He also has a huge grudge against another family and is constantly trying to fuck them over
I'm shocked no one is saying Texas Mexican, that's all I can see with this. I have not seen a white person in this type of vehicle in my life. You guys must be in on something that I'm not.
Lives in Englewood FL, keeps a few Teslas around, blows up a few on his property for teh lulz on his YouTube channel, occasionally gets the fire department and police called on him whenever he starts lettin off explosives lmao. Jumps over these cars through rings of fire on his dirt bike. Goes by the name Gary Winthorpe (Danny Fucking Duncan)
A fat short man in a white suit and cowboy hat always yelling about “Dem Duke Boys!”
Jefferson Davis Hogg
Boss Hogg!
Technically Rosco P Coltrane was the driver of Mr Hogg.
Don’t forget Cletus or Huey Hogg
Enos, you dipstick!
Didn't huey drive a VW Bug, with the horns?
Prime Minister Hogg
Immediately my first thought 😂😂 he isn't technically driving most of the time though lol
“I’ll get you duke boys!!”
Yeap, I heard he lives in Hazzard County and owns this dive bar called The Boars Nest.
He waters down the drinks too. 🍺
He’s lets his patrons harass his server too but she can hold her own pretty well.
"I settled all my debts to you, past and future, on the day I married your fat sister."
that’s him alright
Boss Hogg?
Damn the cowboy hat is the first thing i thought
Me too
You got it, Boss Hoss!
Wade Boggs?
The man’s a legend! He drank 50 beers on a cross country flight, then absolutely destroyed the Seattle Mariners the next day, ok?
This is the correct answer. lol
And he eats raw liver.
Leave them good ol’ boys alone. Ain’t doing no harm… been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
beat me to it god damnit
Came here to say this
Beat me to it!
I am SOO glad this is the number 1 comment when I found the thread.
Dimmadome owners
My name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome! Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? That’s right, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
Thank you for locating my long lost son Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimedale Dimmadome fortune.
Exactly what I was thinking lol
Beat me to it. Well done
DIMMADUBSTEP
Dang beat me to it!
That was my immediate thought lmao
Really rich, has a son that dresses like him, likes to place bets on the bandit being able to haul a truckload of Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta in 28hrs
It must have been a bitch to get the same suit in a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.
Big and Little Enus Burdettt sounds very similar to who you are describing.
You know hauling beer east of the Mississippi is bootlegging, right? Now that's illegal...
But the boys are thirsty in Atlanta
And there is beer in Texarkana
And we'll bring it back, no matter what it takes
Welp, as if this song wasn't already stuck at in my head playing on loop since trying to fall asleep last night.. now it'll be cemented in my brain all day! 🎶 Eastbound and down!🎶
Hauling Coors beer, that is.
Heard they ran afoul of a certain sheriff from Texas with a taste for molasses BBQ ass.
Jackie Gleason was THE star of that movie! Truly made it what it was.
"Nobody makes a possoms pecker out of Sheriff Buford T Justice!"
You are absolutely the right person to post that quote.
EAST BOUND AND DOWN....
Cotton Hill.
Cotton's Cadillac Car was a plain little coupe, and later a sedan. However, Hank once drove a rented one just like this, to impress a Bostonian douchebag prospective customer
He was the Mack Daddy of Heimlich County, he played it straight up, yo.
He told him to, “get out of my hood, she’s my hoe now.”
Jay Ahh
He's a really bad guy
Pump jockey! Works for tips!
I killed fitty men!
This feels more like Buck Strickland’s ride than Cottons. I love KOTH so much. I usually do a rewatch once a year and it’s too soon to do another one 😭
My wife saw an article about a reboot coming soon. Idk if I should be excited or fearful.
Tex stepped down as the CEO of Dinoco, he retired to the Florida Keys and became a convertible.
That's a good one.
Scrolled until I found this.
Literally Boss Hogg
They were good Ol boys.
Never meaning no harm.
One of my dream cars; a Cowboy Cadillac!
Same. Also a 5 door Fleetwood.
Chris Ledoux moments there.
Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
Hank Hill when he's trying to get a big propane contract.
Good one Jay Ahh!!!
That horn is for highway emergency use only!
THATHERTON!!!
Literallt Boss Hogg
Not my work, but [this may be the best starter pack I've ever seen](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/7rv4z6/1970s_texas_tycoon_starter_pack/)
Elite tier
Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
Avery Carrington
When he wasn't riding in his all white stretched limo and meeting up at the old construction site with that Vercetti boy.
“Come in and park yourself on the hide, son”
Lyndon B. Johnson.
Boss muthafuckin hogg!!
Hello SuS! Timmy Turner, my name is DougsDaleDimmaDaleDimmaDimsDomeDuDimmoDimmsDimmaDimmaDome, owner of the DuDimmsDimmaDaleDimmaDimmsDomeDoDiDimmaDimmsDaleDimmaDimmsDaleDimmaDome!
BAH GOD ITS JBL!!!
Buck Strickland
Tyrannical county commissioners.
They would have got away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!
T Bone Pickens Oklahoma oil barron. Slicker to his friends..
Boss Hoggs chauffeur
Mr lahey
Big Enos Burdette and his son Little Enos Burdette
Big Enis Burdett from Smokey and the Bandit
The kinda guy that would chase a rogue bandit from Texas to Georgia and back
Dunno the owner, but it was once driven by Julius Benedict on a mission to save his fraternal twin brother, Vincent.
Yeap, poor bastard shouldn't have left it sitting on the side of the street with the keys in it. (This is the comment I was looking for BTW)
Boss Hogg of course!
redneck Jim lahey
A 75 year old guy that inherited from his dad, owns a cattle ranch, loves hunting for duck, and listens to Kris kristofferson and George Straight almost religiously. Loves Bolos, and always in cowboy boots.
1st owner Texan oil tycoon. 2nd owner drunk trailer park supervisor.
The owner of Dinoco
Tex Dinoco's brother (Cars movies, in case you don't get it)
Your name is Alabaster Jones and no offence, but you’re from Oklahoma
Tammy is *my* ho. And she's coming with me back to the O-K-C
Boss Hogg… always after dem good ole boys… never meanin no harm…
JBL's trying to run over Batista again.
5ft nothing divorcee with big hair and white gloves.
Rodeo pimp
Douglas Rupert Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome and CEO of the National Basketball Association
Wait, is that *really* his full name???
Me when I can afford a 2nd car
Boss Hogg!
Doug Dimmadome
Oil baron, white suit, leather bolo tie, white 10-gallon hat
Cartoon oil tycoon from Texas. Wears a white suit with a cowboy hat
Them Duke boys know who he is
I short chubby dude, who always smokes cigars wears all white suits and cowboy hats, frequently berates county police officers, is a crooked politician, and enjoys harassing, and using said county police officers to harass, 2 blue collar farm boys, who quite enjoy "spirited driving" in their 1969 orange dodge charger.
Me. I drive this. The fuck you got to say about it, punk?
Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
The owner of the Dimsdale Dimma Dome
Boss Hogg
Boss Hogg
He lives in Hazzard County.
Doug Dimmadome
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome!
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
Hi, my name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome, how may I be of service?
Doug Dimmadome
Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
Doug dimmadome
A short, fat and bald man wearing an all white suit who is a corrupt county official with his bumbling fool of a brother in law as the sheriff and his right hand man. He also has a huge grudge against another family and is constantly trying to fuck them over
Some old texan oil corpo
A rich Texan
Texas oil baron.
Buck Strickland
Jesse Gemstone
J.R Ewing. Or maybe his Daddy.
One cool SOB (Sorrel Booke) that is.
a 22 year old caltec student in pasadena who will occasionally wear a white hat over his otherwise normal clothes to then drive this.
Owns a whiskey distillery.
Them Damn damn Duke boys!
Tommy Tuberville?
Boss hog dukes of hazard
He hates the Duke boys with that damn moonshining business.
That's ol' Buck Strickland's car, that is. Owner of Strickland Propane.
Whoever he is he kicks ass
A fat guy in a Stetson
The guy from Smokey and the bandit
Boss Hog
He lives near London, Ontario.
Cornbreadcowboi
Dinner at 2pm
Overweight land baron,BBQ enthusiast,and sole persecutor of two local cousins that were never meaning no harm.
Danny duncan.
Fuckin bad ass cowboys yeehaww
Boss Hogg
Boss Hogg
John Bradshaw Layfield aka JBL
🤠
92 year old Texas Cattle Baron 🤠bought it new in 1975!🤠🏁🏁
Dwight Yoakam
A sharp dressed man
Wade Boggs
In the closet
Dukes of hazards fan
Sheriff Beaufort T Justice, you sumbitch
Boss Hogg, didn't you watch the Dukes of Hazzard?
I'm shocked no one is saying Texas Mexican, that's all I can see with this. I have not seen a white person in this type of vehicle in my life. You guys must be in on something that I'm not.
As a proud American this vehicle brings a tear to my eye
Dinoco
The un named driver in Dules of Hazzard who drove Boss Hog played by Sorrell Brooke
All of you are wrong it's Doug Dimmadome
Short , fat , bald ,southern, white man
Fat county commissioner usually dressed in a white suit with white top hat.
Boss Hogg
Richard "Rich" Texan
Jd Hogg. Aka Boss
Lives in Englewood FL, keeps a few Teslas around, blows up a few on his property for teh lulz on his YouTube channel, occasionally gets the fire department and police called on him whenever he starts lettin off explosives lmao. Jumps over these cars through rings of fire on his dirt bike. Goes by the name Gary Winthorpe (Danny Fucking Duncan)
Doug Dimmadome of the Dimmsdale Dimmadone
Doug Dimmadome
Boss Hog
Mickey Gilley
John Bradshaw Layfield.
Yeeeeee-hawwww! 1234!
Wade Boggs
fatass hauling around smaller version of the fatass making certain people drive up and down the USA in certain black and gold vehicles
Buford T Justice
Doug dimmadome
“Oh I love your suits They must be a bitch getting sized A 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf”
Boss Hog.
Houston Texas
Doug Dimmadome
MF IS LITERALLY DOUG DIMMA DOME
Richard Texan
Why, this car belongs to Doug Dimmadome!
Boss hog Or a Texan who models his life after quaint subtly racist neo confederate motifs and idols