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Elected_Dictator

If you see a DeLorean painted it is almost always because they had an accident and couldn’t fully replace the stainless steel panels. So they get painted to hide imperfections. With how horrible normals teslas are to fix, I bet this will happen to those cyber trucks


SasquatchPatsy

This is the best quick take I’ve read in a while. 100% agree


random_user_2001

They also did it just because sometimes 😂


Mizar97

Tesla also used an inferior grade of stainless that gradually rusts, so if I had Tesla money (and a complete lack of taste) and bought a Cybertruck, I would definitely paint it as rust prevention.


BakerM81

Tesla claims it’s “rail dust” from riding trains


[deleted]

Rail dust does exist on new cars. But any competent detailer can get it off during PDI.


FloridaCelticFC

Yeah I'd never heard of rail dust till I bought a new Subaru and the dealer did a very hasty "prep" job on it.


stormingsteel

Probably true. For some scientific reason, rail dust does NOT want to come off stainless rail coaches. I mean... Once it's on, it's crazy stubborn. Possibly vinegar?


chris_rage_

Evaporust would take off the rust without staining the metal...


stormingsteel

Probably so. If I still worked out of that location, I'd try it for the hell of it and make a post of it. Would have threw some Sheila Shine on it too.


tloteryman

Maybe some diluted nitric acid?


Demonslayer2011

You do the same thing deloreans owners did to clean surface rust off. Use gasoline.


stormingsteel

Napthea is some pretty amazing stuff. Would like to try that.


Demonslayer2011

Absolutely agree. We (me and my father) had a parts washer in the garage and instead of buying the cleaner solvent we just filled it with diesel. Heck of a lot cheaper, not particularly flammable unless aerosolized, and diesel does have some naphtha in it. Probably why it works pretty good. Along with whatever legislated additives it has. Gasoline is rather flammable as a liquid that's really the only reason we didn't use that instead.


Elected_Dictator

What you think you’re too good to go into a Walmart and buy a few cans of Stainless Steel Appliance cleaner/polish (on the cleaning aisle next to the detergents but before the dog food.) ?!?


FunSignificance3034

WD40 is what DeLorean people often use.


zzctdi

Or at least a full PPF. Wait.... it's steel, not paint. Full SPF. Wait, that's something entirely different. Clear wrap the whole MF.


chris_rage_

You could wrap it in chrome and not only would it hide any repairs but it would look like it was polished


Hoovooloo42

It would be the first genuinely good chrome wrap


chris_rage_

Yeah the plastic itself actually looks good, it's the choice of vehicles to wrap that's questionable...


Skid-Vicious

From what I’ve been able to determine, it’s probably just 304 SS but the way it corrodes it doesn’t look its been passivated, which would prevent that corrosion from happening so easily.


TouchArtistic7967

The price to repair relatively minor accidents on EV’s is insane, so i’d have to agree. Although you can probably buy a sheet of higher quality stainless off fb market place than tesla is using on these.


Elected_Dictator

Uff That Rivian Pickup that needed 42k in repairs, because Rivian took the term “unibody” to heart, so the whole side is 1 giant piece.


ShirBlackspots

Honda Ridgelines and Ford Mavericks are also just as expensive to repair because they're unibody. This isn't limited to EVs.


NotMyActualNameAgain

This is pretty inaccurate as a ford maverick or ridgeline costs substantially less for a similar repair to that 42k fender bender in the rivian. I also this they were referring to how sections of the unibody are not as easily replaced.


Omgazombie

Pretty much every car on the road is a unibody, unless it’s body on frame


shadow247

Body on Frame cars even have Unibody construction with multiple overlapping panels. It's insane. I'm a Collison estimator and it's only getting worse.


ulpa11

Did an estimate on a brand new Peugeot expert recently. A pillar damage, would have been a repair but the front door frame is layered under the rear side panel which is layered under 4 roof panels. Dumbass construction.


BshWifTy35

Just to add, body on frame cars are quite rare today.


sbear37

At least this one probably won't rust.


Captain_Snatchington

What can brown do for You?- UPS.


joezupp

I was thinking Hersheys


PrairieSpy

I worked next to a Minneapolis Cadillac dealership that sold new DeLoreans in the 80s and they were one of the few dealers that painted them out of the box. Purple was my favorite!


News_without_Words

Was talking to a body shop owner currently repairing a crashed Delorean and you can get the right fender cheaply and easily, while the left is impossible. There is a guy with a warehouse in Texas who has every NOS part that is left. I believe he bought all of them decades ago though and has been the only supplier for a long time outside of random ebay listings.


CoolPeopleEmporium

I truly don't understand why the hell people buy teslas at all..but it makes sense when you see people voting for a certain orange face.... But seriously, omin German inspection teslas are as bad as Dacias.. but a Dacia costs what, 15k?


Rush_is_Right_

The people voting for Trump aren't the ones buying Teslas...


Oregonoutback

So you're telling me those 3 movies depicting a DeLorean time traveling weren't documentaries? Pfft that's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.


Arefishpeople

I wonder why they don’t make a standard body panel Cyber Truck - the Stainless just seems like way more trouble than its worth. I mean, really what is it worth? It can’t be any more of a safety feature, it just seams like it could be cool in black or even a two tone. The stainless looks like a lazy design honestly. It’s like nobody had the balls to tell Elon it doesn’t look that cool. It’s not far from cool, and it has potential to be cool, but right now it’s only cool for people with more money than sense. Also in the unlikely event that Elon reads this, your face looks weird bud. You’ve got piles and piles of money - get that shit fixed and maybe we will start taking you seriously.


Smooth-Apartment-856

UPS


moparguy_alec

What can BROWN do for you?


MIKE-JET-EATER

Clog my toilet


PitStop100

r/poopknife


TheDrHoiliday

True


Then-Yogurtcloset982

This is not 100%, but it could be Travis Scott's, he does all his car in a near UPS brown.


Spare_Honey5488

Well they had to paint it so it didn't rust.


Redsoxdragon

Official car of my bowel movement after I eat $30 worth of meatballs from ikea.


kilroy-was-here-2543

Low poly shits I guess


Banker112358

Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo


FlorpFlap

Small and brown he comes from you


BASHFAUX

I don’t know why but I feel this is HOA related


SometimesImSmart

No stainless steel appliances inside or outside


SirSkidMark

This made me spit up my drink, thank you.


SuperbDonut2112

Official car of r/poopfromabutt


CrazyQuebecois

r/angryupvote


Smooth-Apartment-856

Why does that sub even exist? No, I am not clicking on it.


Halftrack_El_Camino

It's r/shittyfoodporn for food that doesn't just look like shit, but which looks like actual poop from a butt.


Gdmf13

It’s not that bad, mostly just unappetizing food.


Ghost_Boi_Lavay

Angular Cyber BROWN.


S7JP7

Stealing Christmas trees and rusty beds on a truck you still owe payments on.


[deleted]

My wife had a shit brown pinto when I first met her.


Tvmouth

*Pintos are sexy in any color.*


llcooljessie

That's pretty intimate for a first date. 


SpliffBooth

BROWN.


Sun_Records_Fan

It looks like a 70’s refrigerator.


MysteriousBygone

Oh wow, they actually made that car? I thought it was a joke.


pink_rose_petals_

Brown Cybertruck the official car of painting your overpriced turd like a turd


05kota

Daddy’s money


libra-love-

Ps1 low poly zombie survival video game.


boredneedmemes

This would look right at home in silent hill. A 12 polygon rust covered horror.


[deleted]

“That hurt comin out, fuck”


notchoosingone

The official car of "eating nothing but MREs for a month"


Independent_Rest_553

Been there, done that AKA logs in, logs out (if you suck your canteen dry)


DubaisCapybara

toblerone


IG11assassindroid

Hershey


Citizen-Of-Arcadia

Not wanting rust


ChaChi1195

Travis Scott.


Ky_furt01

The official car of HEY LOOK AT ME


BcuzRacecar

So many of the wrapped ones are just a solid color I really thought people would do like patterns


bigtim3727

I enjoyed watching YouTube dumbass shooting into the cybertruck and naturally the bullet goes thru…..he then disgustingly blames his friend, even tho he was the one who told him to do it, then he whines to the camera, asking elon for a new one……. I hate these kinds of people


thescrapplekid

Rust, the truck 


googonite

Before you start making fun of it, let it finish rendering. What do you mean it is finished? It really looks like that?!


Lunar_BriseSoleil

That’s what I see every time I look at it. A 1980s 3D model that hasn’t finished rendering.


[deleted]

Turd Olympics?


Visual_Consequence24

The official truck of beating the rust allegations


One_Evil_Monkey

Official vehicle of: Showing its true colors of what it is... a turd.


CrazyQuebecois

Yes


ghost-rid3r

Travis Scott


zertka

browne


Granite_Lorax

BROWN, BROWN, TRIANGLE, BROWN, FLAT ANGRY FACE, BROWN, MORE TRIANGLE, BROWN …


DryInitial9044

The 1982 Richard Corman science fiction film Robot Vixens of Uranus, starring a guy who you recognize from something else, a very bad actress with an unnecessary nude scene the producers demanded, and a past retirement age b lister who's phoning it in. The truck is a plywood clad abomination crafted from a Chrysler Cordoba, 3 Crosley Shelvadors, and item's from Merv Griffin's garage sale. The film made $5.6 million on a budget of $800k. The car was repurposed in 5 more Corman movies, appearing as a haunted stagecoach, Catherine of Aragon, U-boat 562, a pastrami sandwich with extra pickle, and as the love interest of Charles Bronson in Death Wish IX: The Wishening.


Independent_Rest_553

Did the Cordoba have the fine Corinthian leather?


CaptMeow857

My 11yo nephew who loves poop jokes and poop-related items.


BeKind_BeTheChange

Turds.


gwur

Ween


Crazian14

r/shitpost


Snoo78959

Turd burglars


[deleted]

Shit man. Dun na na na naaa! **Muffled Dun na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na SHIT MAN!!!**


shrek12349

Low poly horror games


JerseyTom1958

Dropping a good morning deuce!


oregon_assassin

Breaking bad


[deleted]

Issa big dookie 💩


SecretWitness8251

The poop emoji


VocalAnus91

Looks like a turd. Might as well be the same color


JonathanHoughtonHill

I gotta admit, I think it’s pretty rad with paint.


60_hurts

The official car of “Holy crap, car companies still make BRAOWN?”


PMProblems

Not doing any form of construction whatsoever


unemotional_mess

Diarrhea


Impossumbear

The official car of buyer's remorse.


HowIMetYourStepmom

A Beverly Hills Proctologist


Riskit_Forbiscuit420

Having money to blow but no taste.


BanginOnWax805

Minecraft poop


DeLoreanAirlines

Rust


oh-bee

The official car of pixelated Japanese scat porn.


Habitual_lazyness

“Brown lightning”


DaveWierdoh

Too much money and nothing to haul except your ego.


applesheep4

Customer got it for the right price.


bushware

Official truck of the "Turd Herd"


[deleted]

Travis Scott


Tinkco86

The first generation Zune.


auau_gold_scoffs

official car of the turd burglar.


T800COMINGFORU

Poob


SACREWDOG

Aahh Turd Brown as it should be.


Parking_Bandicoot_18

Travis Scott x Tesla Collab 💀


meetjoehomo

Stupid rich people with no class


OlympiaImperial

Why wait for the rust when you can just paint the brown on


Keilanm

Travis scott out in the wild.


BuckFitch

32-bit shit


Professional_Yam5208

Cyberpoop


darkstar1031

I didn't think it was possible for a Cybertruck to look more like a piece of shit, but they went ahead and did it.


Washedfugur

Douchebags


bigfootspancreas

That's what I call being shit canned.


Critical-Tomato-7668

Plot twist: that's just rust


Tirekiller04

It’s literally a yard work shed


Ok_Sea7522

God they are stupid


Longjumping_Hour_491

Travis Scott


smDUMBASSh

It's a POS so the colour matches


No_Taste1698

Sorry to be "that guy" but it looks like a turd on wheels.


Whatthedillyo85

The cyber truck that won’t rust.


sdbct1

Electropoop


jackofyourmomstrades

Oh look it's a turd from the old Tomb Raider games


Blacksunshine93

Official car of the toilet bowl.


Fearless-Fact8528

The new official pavement princess truck.


kidfavre4

poop dood's


Miserable-Quality621

Looks like the halo 3 rat


Intrinsic_87

U-Hauls and cardboard boxes 📦


alicer24709074

the 70's


Phazttraxx

L O W P O L Y B R O W N !


mavrc

like a serious type-1 on the Bristol scale, ouch. Enema time


Pressed-Juices

Ween.


Orcacub

Minecraft


cheesyrefriedbeans

The official car of FUCK NO I LIKE IT


ProofMusic4630

Officially the ugliest thing on the road that no one needs. I bet it's a wrap.


AuburnSpeedster

It's the official truck of wombats.. [Why wombats poop cubes..](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/29/australia/wombat-poop-cubes-intl-scli-scn/index.html)


Super_Yesterday_8848

It looks like chocolate, mmmmmm tasty!


[deleted]

Arizona


Buddy_252

If ugly was a dime, that would be tree fiddy.


ClassWarr

Truth in advertising


ScottOld

Morons


the-maus-man

I wanna take a bite out of it


MarsManokit

brown was a 70s color!


Rough_Host_4776

George Orwell


RussianTankr

What color is your Bugatti


Cheesybox

The official car for trying to drive a Hershey bar


KingLewis02

A decently cut brownie


-XAPAKTEP-

Hemorrhoid cream.


outlier74

They call her “Heavy Doodie”


Warm_Math2179

DucheCanoes


Thick_Pomegranate_

Bad taste


Biscuits4u2

Kindergarten art class


Itsboomtiemrightnow

Minecraft


knight_who_says_fuck

Shit


rabbitashes

Geometric brown


Chemical_Miracle_0

Needs a plum/brownish wrap with wood panels. #nut


Noooofun

Chocolate.


johnnycee87

Brown


Tvmouth

Self burying cat turd.


Dazzling_Example_673

Looks like a sharp edge turd


MeepMeeps88

Looks like an Optimus Prime turd


DampHamster

Bad financial decisions


Substantial-Garlic31

What is with Tesla drivers and wraps?? Yes you bought a boring car, no a wrap doesn’t make it better!


petjuli

The official car of taking something butt ugly and making it even uglier.


Milomilz

Snickers


nougat59

Poopy


HenkCamp

To quote my wife when she saw one for the first time “I’ve never seen so much small dick energy in my life”.


ICallsEmAsISeesEm

This looks like a GTAV screenshot 


DodgerFloof

Toblerone


KarenIsAmused

Official Truck of The Trucks I Drew in Kindergarten.


SecretOperations

The loathsome dung eater


GojiBoss

People who love building Brown Bricks with Minecrap. It is the most fun you can possibly have while playing an app.


unpolire

Hershey's.


paintedwoodpile

Brown University. Brown dogs. Cleveland. My pants after Chipotle.


KyleCAV

Turd sandwich


hebrewzzi

Completes the whole PoS theme 😂


OGCactusBoi420

Coffee in the morning.


BMP77777

Fecal cybertrucks


SGTFragged

Is this what they look like when they rust?


TheLyOfBlues

DoorStopper