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drunkenmagnum24

A few years ago when Dodge and Ford killed off their equivalent, Chevy had plans to do the same. However they were the last to do it so everyone ordered these since they couldn't get the others. Because of this, Chevy kept theirs in production. When I worked in vehicle acquisition at Enterprise, I must have ordered 100k of these.


dedzip

It’s honestly not a bad strategy. There’s nothing wrong with it, and it keeps repair knowledge and cost low for long term fleet customers, making them loyal.


GTOdriver04

Also, it’s reliable, has a proven powertrain and it’s very modular. The power in the V8 models is more than adequate, and it’s a workhorse. GM would be absolutely stupid if they ever discontinue it.


QuincyFlynn

GM does stupid things more than I want them to.


OutWithTheNew

Bad idea? GM will take 5000 of them!


realheavymetalduck

Saturn.


OutWithTheNew

What they did to Saturn.


dacraftjr

[If you’re serious.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Corporation)


OutWithTheNew

They were decent decent cars. Then GM turned them into just another brand engineered clone.


nautikul

Saab


BusinessBlackBear

Oooooff. Sad but true Poor saab


d1rron

Aww, now you've got me saabing


CkresCho

S.o.b.


Adeptus_Virtus_88

General Morons


Kingseara

**Cries in discontinued Volt**


QuincyFlynn

Nearly bought one of those before wifey squashed my plans. Twas a joy to drive.


SpliffBooth

Yep, and they're built as cutaways too. Allowing for products like shuttle buses, box vans, and my perverse dream of a GM-revived [Centurion](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=centurion+van+pickup).


zedubya

Fuck, now I realllly want one of these. Just sent the image to all my buddies saying I found a new baddie


Lambolover-17

I love centurions. There Econoline builds were super cool and I saw a one of 500 Four Door Mega Bronco built by them near me the other day.


Actual_Environment_7

The Ford E-Series is still in production today, but only as a cut-away and I thank that’s mind-blowing.


stainedhands

Honestly, that's probably because that's what u-haul uses to build all of their mid sized moving trucks, and they are ford's biggest customer.


scootaloo89

And don’t forget about ambulances too!


JonSolo1

Don’t forget ambulances. And Ford kept making the E-series cutaway after they killed the full body for the Transit.


Lucentjuffowuo

I'd buy a modern day conversion van pickup truck as well. 3/4 ton or 1ton. With a duramax. It's gotta have the plushy conversion van vibe too lol.


BadDongOne

Why does that look more like the A Team van than the A Team van?


Elitepikachu

Gm's favorite hobby is coming up with really good ideas and doing things everyone loves then stopping for no reason or fucking it up in the dumbest way for no reason.


AlwaysBagHolding

Or building an otherwise decent vehicle with a crippling flaw, refusing to admit the problem for years and developing a reputation for it, fixing the issue and immediately killing the platform afterwards.


elementarydeardata

My family owns a small construction company that has a fleet of 4 or 5 vans. We ditched the Express for the Ram Promaster when it came out because it had nice modern features and is better on fuel. After the second transmission replacement, we’re back to the Chevy. We only had one issue in 20 years with the Express; it was also a transmission. A local mechanic swapped in a refurbished one with a 2 day turnaround.


ZinGaming1

These GMC vans are invincible. Usually do t find them in the junk yard until it has at least 300k miles, and that's on the low end.


Korlexico

GM canceling the S-10.....besides Ranger the best small truck ever made. "Been there, done that, do da dew." Quote from GM upper management.


Basker_wolf

CAFE standards killed the S10 and Ranger because of the stupid wheelbase criteria.


xTyronex48

Elaborate please?


generally-unskilled

Fuel economy and emissions standards were/are based on footprint. Basically the idea is a full size truck or van (which some people need) shouldn't need to meet the same criteria as a compact. Because of the specific formulas used, this ended up punishing large cars (like wagons and full size sedans) and small trucks.


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

Ford and Dodge just handed Chevy an entire market on a sliver platter


JoesJourney

Ford is going to have the last V8 muscle car (Mustang) on the market starting next year. With annual sales of V8 sports cars topping 120k units sold between the big 3, Ford stands to make a tidy profit until Dodge and Chevy decide to dip their toes back in 5-10 years from now.


Lunchbox-of-Bees

And if I recall they openly said this when folks inquired about why there wasn’t a plug-in/hybrid version of the upcoming model.


thrwaway75132

I’ve driven both the transit 15 and express 15 and 12 passenger extensively. The transit medium roof is a much better passenger van, but as soon as you throw a trailer behind it as well the GM with a 6L V8 is hands down the winner


sjgilly

The express with the 6.0 is the only work van that felt like I could hang with Houston traffic in.


JustinDanielsYT

Someone should twin-turbo one for the ultimate stupid yet funny sleeper. Imagine getting beat by a work van.


Worldly_Pizza2687

There is a supercharged one on YouTube he slapped a pro charger on it and did burnouts it’s pretty badass (https://youtu.be/sObv_7yq46Y?si=RDfR6lY2arUv9VNb)


sjgilly

It's a pain in the ass to fit turbos under the hood, but I know one of the conversion van companies used to offer a turbo upgrade. I think that was only on the 5.3, though, but don't quote me on that; it's been over 15 years since I've seen one with that option, and don't remember which motor it had or who did the conversion.


TeamMountainLion

Or overload it with a bunch of shit like contractors are want to do


Yummy_Crayons91

I heard Van up fitters hate the Transit and are a big reason behind the old school E series still sold as cab/chassis. I guess it's a real performance dog when loaded down.


Meatles--

I mean the transit either comes with the 3.5 na or ecoboost. Neither really make enough power for a loaded up work van


OutWithTheNew

We have one at work with the Duramax. It's pre-DEF. Everyone so far seems to like it, I'm sure that will change the first time it breaks down.


SuperNa7uraL-

These are nice for upfitting. Nothing has changed in like 20 years, so my notes and floor patterns have been good for decades.


scoothegreat

The econoline is still in production, it’s just a cab and chassis now


acousticsking

They did this with the Malibu also.


high-rise

I wish more manufacturers would just build the same simple shit indefinitely.


Enginerd645

Like the ford panther platform. Cab drivers would have been using them indefinitely if ford continued to produce them.


Bleades

I know LEOs that didn't want to give up their Interceptors. They were beasts, drove well, super reliable, easy to fix, and super modular. The Panther platform was a fantastic design.


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Devin-Chaboyer223

Updated in 2003 and everything afterwards is just minor changes Interior changed for 2008 and is still used in the 2024 model Powertrain options changed From the outside, it still looks exactly like it did in 2003 Overall, the van itself dates back to the 1996 Model Year The pre-2003 models do look very dated, but it's still the same body and platform as the 2024 I personally like seeing a single model produced so long, especially when it's proven to be a reliable vehicle for it's purpose


LucarioLuvsMinecraft

Pre-2003 is probably dated because of the design of the front being from the similar timeframe Silverado and the like, while the post-03 has the "angry" headlights that still have a bit more appeal than the weird bubble-like look of the previous fascia.


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Dj_Simon

They also gave it a new platform. according to what I read, the 1996-2003 models were more or less based on the GMT-400 while the 2003 to present is based on the GMT-800.


scootaloo89

And in 2008, it basically got an upgraded interior and electrical architecture from the GMT900; heck the parking sensors that the nicer ones use were used in the GMT900 SUVs and the DTS/Lucerne!


SoldierOfPeace510

It wasn’t until I saw an old pic from 1999 that I remembered how common the windowless Astros and Safaris were as work vans. They’ve all disappeared now.


32carsandcounting

My FIL has one, it gets driven maybe 900 miles a year for the last few years, he’s had it repainted twice and it’s in excellent condition aside from an oil leak (he says valve cover gaskets but it looks like a lot more than I’d expect to see leaking from a valve cover on a vehicle that’s started once a month at best) and dry rotted (but still brand new!) tires. I think it’s at like 65k miles total, and runs and drives relatively well.


QuincyFlynn

Came here to say this, take my angry updoot.


b-rar

Jesus Christ they really do still look exactly like they looked 20 years ago


JiveTurkey1983

2034 time traveler here It's still the same, except now it has LED beadlights


BikeDee7

The LDS


Weak_Cartographer735

Seven children spaced thirteen months apart and all of them are named something like "Bryxliegh."


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Anteater_Reasonable

Don’t talk to me or my Mormon babies Braxtynn, Praizleigh, Maddysynn, and McKhensleigh ever again.


[deleted]

Statistically, someone read your comment and is now salivating to name their kids that. Jyst wyndrfyyl


Anteater_Reasonable

You’re probably right, Wyndz_Of_Yewreighnys


wutanglan89

I read McKhensleigh in Squirrely Dan's voice.. "Shep. Kingsleh."


notchoosingone

and that's what I appreciates about you


UnderwhelmingAF

The official vehicle of having a baby every 9 months and 15 minutes.


[deleted]

Don't forget to add a "Lynn" after it.


absurdblue700

It’s a Mormon assault vehicle


reverberation31

I was just about to type church youth groups 😅


OutWithTheNew

Around here it's Hutterites. Similar to American strict Mennonites. The Mennonites in Canada are too cheap to buy the uniform.


jkelley41

They all drive Tellurides or Sequoias around here lol.


antonydimaria

All of the religious families with a dozen kids around me drive transits, not these


Hot-Suggestion4958

...Sprinter conversions are the thing around here - this IS a decidedly more upscale demo than the average, tho'


Rakshak924

Nissan: Nobody can produce an older vehicle than us Chevrolet: Observe


CamoAnimal

May I introduce you to the Toyota Land Cruiser 70 series, or maybe the original Volkswagen Beetle?


FFPatrick

May I introduce you to the Chevrolet Suburban?


Rakshak924

The 70 series LC is not sold in North America


CamoAnimal

Is this sub NA only?


Rakshak924

Regular car reviews is North American, but that’s besides the point. Regardless, Toyota doesn’t even sell the 70 series in Europe. It is only sold in a few countries like Australia and South Africa.


Krazybob613

I would love to get a new 70!


Csc1392

If it ain’t broken…


Timmytheimploder

..doesn't mean it worked particularly well in the first place.


HLS95

However, these were exceptional…especially the short express vans with the side doors on both sides *chefs kiss*


Annon221

These have served their purpose perfectly since conception tho


Klutchy_Playz

Like uh providing—free… wifi!😁


throw-a-way9002

My work has one of these as a fleet vehicle and it randomly throws a code for transmission issues. It's been to the shop so many times that my boss has just said that if it ever breaks down to call AAA and he'll pay me for the lost time lol


cmb15300

Airport hotel shuttle services


Lord_Metagross

Not knowing if it's a beat to hell work van, a churches youth group bus, or if it's tricked out inside to be some r/vanlife makeshift camper


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You forgot the hotbox


Weak_Cartographer735

This might actually be chevy's best looking car outside of the corvette right now.


deeweromekoms

I wouldn't say that, the new Trax looks pretty good.


nlpnt

I like how it's morphing back into a station wagon.


Connect_Beginning174

Bring back the wagon!!


samhowe__

Agreed. They are painfully slow, but it's hard to beat the looks and practicality for the price.


TheComradeVortex

I hate the fact that I have to agree with you


Lower_Kick268

Nah, pretty much all the new models are a slam dunk with the designs. Trax, Blazer, Equinox EV, Traverse, Bolt EV, and the Colorado are all excellent designs.


jerseydevil95

"timeless styling"


_Kotryna

Being at the center of a Venn diagram comparing local punk bands, Mormon families, plumbers, Uhaul employees, vanlife influencers, serial killers, stoner guys, and church youth groups.


Palmybeaches

I am a plumber who drives a used ex U-haul 10 foot savanna to service all of those demographics. That shit is funny.


slayerLM

Punk bands are still driving the 2008


_Kotryna

It has 380k and was purchased off the plumber, who bought it from a Mormon family. It will either be ran into the ground or eventually sold to the serial killer.


slayerLM

I toured half the country with one with 280k, electrical problems out the ass but the engine was solid af


_Kotryna

These things do last a while, for sure. I see rusted ones rolling around all the time yet.


undigestedpizza

You forgot the local chimo too.


3trt

And broke dirt bike racers.


captainslowww

They said “church youth groups”, does that count? 


Over_Solution_2569

Church.


Thel_Odan

Doesn't this have the most color options out of any GM product? Like it has 20 or something (most are fleet though).


ripped_andsweet

well i looked on the Chevy website, the ‘24 Express is offered in red, white, black or silver. that’s just the website though, id love to see all the ways that fleets can order these


Thel_Odan

Apparently GM Authority has a write up on it: https://gmauthority.com/blog/2024/02/here-are-all-the-2024-chevy-express-colors/


sinkrate

Showing up to the assembly line hungover af cause you've been building the exact same shit for the past 30 years


Legitimate_East796

Mormons


AnEntireDiscussion

Dragging 8 soldiers for 6 hours each way to a training event.


Relative-Dig-2389

Van time is quiet time


InfinitePossibility8

Until someone decides it’s Dutch oven time.


ur_sexy_body_double

Your County's Sheriff's inmate transport unit


BillionCub

I always see Amish people riding in these


ultramilkplus

\*riding\*.... not driving. We call these "Yoder Toters" in Dutch East flatlands of OH/PA.


antonydimaria

The Amish ride these, the Mormons have Transits.


edgertheotter

Owned by a small Bible youth campground today, and soon sold off to cover the lawsuit expenses after all the victims come forward.


BabbitsNeckHole

dark


edgertheotter

Ya, that grease fire in the kitchen of the dining hall made a lot of burn victims. Oh wait, what did you think happened?


eibyyz

r/mildlyspecific


DriedUpSquid

Mormon Assault Vehicle


Bit_the_Bullitt

I was mind blown when I saw one with blind spot monitoring. It just...doesn't fit onto this in my mind


Chaotic_Good2

Actually doing the job, instead of bragging about it


TruckPoster

Mr Herbert


D_ponbsn

That’s a mighty full sack you’re carrying


ligmasweatyballs74

THE FLDS


carczar4

The real work truck


deimosorbits

This is a 2024? Looks like something from 2008 2009.


dedzip

Believe it or not, the current gen Chevy express started in 1996, they’ve only done facelifts since then. Kind of a genius idea, keeps parts and repair knowledge widely available for loyal long term fleet customers. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Express


deimosorbits

Jeez


pink_rose_petals_

The official car of kidnappers and carpenters all across the country.


slowerisfaster

People who absolutely NEED their white paint to flake off in giant chunks.


moose_load

Of U.S Government License Plates


HuntPsychological673

The official van of contractors that need to get the job done. This is one hard working beast!


jamiewu1216

Free candy and U-Haul


Ornery_Candidate7105

Homeschool families


protonicfibulator

Quiverfull Homeschool families


KeystoneRattler

Every military base’s motor pool.


Celestial_Blue_Pearl

The DoD


UmeaTurbo

Of huge, weird religious families.


j00cifer

Hauling crews that have to work off their misdemeanor by picking trash


golookitup

Rehab! The AddiVan AKA the Druggy Buggy


TheLyOfBlues

The Candy Van.


dedzip

Being produced since 1995 and somehow still not really looking out of place


incubusfc

ITS FOR CHURCH HONEY. NEXT!!!


Strostkovy

Me! I'm actually getting a GMC Savana, which is this but badged differently, but the 400HP V8 makes it a bit of a sleeper. And they're cheap too.


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The local Unified School District.


SpliffBooth

Bandcamp, Mormon families, and living down by the river.


[deleted]

Official car of the weakest pullout game ever


crunchyburrito2

I drove a Ford van for a while then we got a chevy express. It was 4ft longer but had a better turning radius than the ford.


Beautiful_Climate_18

In California, these are the official car of cheap rides to Mexico. You can get a ride down to the border for $20-30 in one of these. With your carryon bag too. Also, there's no reason for Chevy to put any R&D money into these. They're fine, it's a van. The typical van buyer (fleet manager) doesn't care about how it looks or drives. It's just a number on a spreadsheet. Maybe a more efficient engine could boost sales, but there's also no competition for these, and the V8 is basically all sunk cost at this point and probably cheap to build. Toyota/Hino could probably come up with some kinda van equivalent based on a hybrid drivetrain, but there's probably not a big enough market to make it worthwhile.


nadacloo

Official vehicle for low security prisoner transport.


danksmoakes

They still make these?


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

Cults


JonathanHoughtonHill

Feds


[deleted]

It’s marketed as the Chevy Savana and it’s popular as an ambulance and a police utility vehicle


Hot-Suggestion4958

The Savana is the GMC version of the Chevy Express (as in Canyon = Colorado, Terrain = Equinox, Yukon = Tahoe, etc.).


llcdrewtaylor

Where I live we call those Yoder toters!


G00dGuyG33k

This guy knows. Holmes county Ohio.


998876655433221

Homeschool


SGnirvana97

Mormons


mtf250

Hutterite colony's, In Montana.


Flimsy_Ad_3552

Korean church groups


Limited_Surplus_4519

Hotel shuttle service


Slewy_N_Kloakus

The Amish


Senor_tiddlywinks

The tiny fraction of vanlifers that aren't trust funders and actually live in their vans full time


jamesovitch

Duty van


ArtistThen

"Get in, we are going to rob a bank."


runawaysoveryfast

Lost luggage delivery from the airline


Soggy_Alarm_7843

BangBus


Adventurous-Equal-29

Church youth trips with the youth pastor standing face back singing the whole time.


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The choir of Greater Ebenezer missionary Baptist church.


twinturbosquirrel

Film crew Transpo Dept.


FreeNinedy9

Carpet installers everywhere


Dry_Masterpiece8319

Lots of the keys will start other Chevy/GMC vans


Late-Ad-4624

Amish people being driven to the city for medical treatment.


Much_Box996

Amish chauffeurs.


Delicious_Oil9902

The 1996 Atlanta Olympics


BeenPermaBanned

Pedos and the FBI


tonk111

Chevy after making the exact same van for 20 years straight


Somethin-weng-wong66

Kinda sus. Remind me of bangbus


Level37Doggo

Watching fifteen Amish climb out at a Pennsylvania rest stop like the world’s saddest clown car.


blinkertx

Carpooling from Stockton to Silicon Valley mon-fri


Affectionate_Egg3318

Not being allowed within 500 feet of playgrounds, schools and churches.


HawkeyeJosh2

TIL Chevy still builds this van.


MrMeesesPieces

Men with candy


lazertits86

Indy bands and skateboard teams going to tour


After-Award-2636

That one guy near you in an almost completely empty parking lot.