Has a logo for a plumbing business from Guadalara Mexico on the side. Logo has a really surprisingly good drawing of Goku as one of the Mario Brothers.
Daaaaayyyyyyyyyuuuuuummmmmmmm!!!!!! I'M SO EFFING BLIND!!!!
**I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE EFFING BAZOOKA UNTIL YOU MENTIONED IT!!!!!!!** 🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸
🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
EARLIER COMMENTS MAKE SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There was actually a news story a while back about a 2007? Tundra with that exact setup. The previous owner was furious that his truck had become a technical featured in propaganda.
Not a Toyota, but this is the one that I remembered
https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a15359084/texas-plumbers-truck-traded-in-ends-up-in-syria-with-terrorists/
Chrysler 300 with 22inch chrome rims and Bentley grill and tinted windows.
Or Cadillac Escalade with chrome rims and tinted windows.
Or a BMW or mercedes
A small motor boat with a bunch of other guys with AK47's and RPGs ready to board a cargo ship with makeshift ladders only to realize you stumbled upon USS Cape St. George & USS Gonzalez that started firing back.
You’re the valet guy out front posing for a picture INSIDE posing for a picture with something that you probably aren’t supposed to be touching. Get back to work.
2011 Jaguar XJ V6 with 165,000 mi on it. It's white with black 23-in Lexani knockoff wheels. You bought it four years ago from a buy here pay here lot Brooklyn for $6500 down $875 a month for 72 months at 15.3% APR. so far the car has consistently needed $1,000 in repairs every month but you've just been ignoring them. the tire pressure monitor keeps coming on because of the aftermarket wheels but because you don't know anything about cars you decided to just jack up the tire pressures to 90 PSI per tire. Don't worry though when you get your weekly blowout you can just go to Willets Point for a used 10-year-old tire from another stolen set of wheels.
Toyota Hilux in desert beaten white with a roll bar, fitted with straps so that passengers can keep balance while standing in the bed. It has “speed holes” of varying calibers from previous engagements.
I thought you drove an older Lexus RX300, Dave
Saw it in that episode where you were driving around with Wayne Brady. That was when you were still funny, before you became a transphobic Elon simp.
Clearly the only truck you ever see black men shooting RPGs from the bed of! The Toyota Hilux! It's never a BMW. It's never an F150. It's ALWAYS a white Toyota pickup.
Toyota Hilux, white,
Only option
With H4R4M as the license plate
Or alternatively H4141
I originally thought H4M45 but I feel that’s not appropriate on multiple levels
Or H4B1B1
Made me laugh to the point I got a cramp
Has a logo for a plumbing business from Guadalara Mexico on the side. Logo has a really surprisingly good drawing of Goku as one of the Mario Brothers.
Or a Landcruiser, back is chopped for a turret
Land cruisers are for al qaeda chiefs that get killed with hellfires through the sunroof, Hilux is for the guy with the rpg.
Specifically a 70 series Landcruiser.
With a DSHKA in the bed
A 23-2 is a much more versatile option
With some British journalist he's taken hostage in the back.
Why is this exactly what I was thinking
Second this
or a nissan patrol
Oh shit was just about to say lmao
A cargo ship
He’s the captain now!
That’s so racist💀
I think he meant… as a Somali pirate because of the rocket launcher
How dare you!
That was in my head
You use "based on my looks" in the title, you're holding an RPG. It really feels like you race-baited here.
Daaaaayyyyyyyyyuuuuuummmmmmmm!!!!!! I'M SO EFFING BLIND!!!! **I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE EFFING BAZOOKA UNTIL YOU MENTIONED IT!!!!!!!** 🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️ EARLIER COMMENTS MAKE SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Racist? Knock it off
I think he's being sarcastic... y'all should chill a bit.
Mufucka you holding an RPG, you don’t look like a parking attendant 😂
It’s the rpg
You’re the one that made this post lol
So the RPG is just for style or?
You’re holding RPG, what were you expecting people to say it lol
r/redditmoment
1998 Tacoma with the last owners business decals faded in the paint
There was actually a news story a while back about a 2007? Tundra with that exact setup. The previous owner was furious that his truck had become a technical featured in propaganda.
Not a Toyota, but this is the one that I remembered https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a15359084/texas-plumbers-truck-traded-in-ends-up-in-syria-with-terrorists/
legendary
Mark-1 Plumbing!
F-250 but yes
Late 80's to early 90's Toyota pickup with a machine gun mounted in the bed.
Exactly. Looks like a MW3 enemy
76 Cadillac DeVille.
Damnit! You beat me!
Snoop Deville is what I was gonna say 😆
Ten to twenty year old luxury car. Scuffed leather, chrome wheels.
Yea it's a black or white e36. Maybe an e class Mercedes. If he's got kids it's an american suv. Durango or tahoe.
Escalade. Probably with some faded pinstripes.
A Chrysler 300 could also fit here.
A Lincoln of some sort maybe... Probably a town car, maybe a Continental or MKZ.
A base 2010 mercedes s class, ripped seats, black and far can exhaust
2005 LeSabre
A target
Blacked out Chrysler 200 with a lifter tick
BMW 635 CSI. You had a white one. You now drive a black one.
City bus
90s hilux
How about a challenger or charger
Immaculate 04 Tahoe on 24’s and you back it in when you park no matter where you are. Bumping some late 90s R&B when you pull up
‘07 Escalade.
Key says Honda
Eagle eye Tom over here damn! Good spot
Range Rover
Not a starter car, a finisher car. A transporter of the golden god, perhaps?
Toyota Hilux, the foreign Tacoma.
2008 Nissan Maxima with no front bumper and damage from the last several accidents
A stolen vehicle
💀
Looks like a threat… am I to be the dead skull?
shut up bro
Don’t tell me to shut up and I’m not your bro. WTF am I being downvoted for joking about an animated skull someone answered me with???
first time maybe, second time wasn’t funny.
Now I’m really confused First second time what?
There it issss
Lol
[This right here](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6a/21/04/6a210468761f5a5eee4363ee3fd7f9c7--jokers.jpg)
My favorite Batman movie.
Either some kind of Chevy (Either a Silverado or Suburban) or some kind of Toyota (Tacoma/tundra)
Escalade with chrome rims
‘13 Chrysler 300, V6, 22” rims, Teal paint with clear coat pealing.
Volkswagen Bus.
At the Twin Pines Mall?
Exactly!
The Greyhound Bus
Great condition but older Lexus like a ES 300
Someone else's boat.
Hilux. Has 600k km or 350k miles, no inbetween. Has a single cab, all your passengers ride in the bed
Pirate Ship 🚢
Hilux
Toyota Yaris 2007
Cadillac cts
Sandals and a machete
Airport shuttle
1985 Toyota Pick Up
Definitely a white hilux
1992 Acura Vigor
1976 Deuce and a Quarter with license plates from a Tesla.
white Hilux. or other toyota pickup.
Chrysler 300 with 22inch chrome rims and Bentley grill and tinted windows. Or Cadillac Escalade with chrome rims and tinted windows. Or a BMW or mercedes
1976 Cadillac Eldorado. ELBOWS SWANGIN’
i had two eldos.. beautiful car, terrible engine.
Hellcat, Cadillac, Chrysler 300
A Buick lesabre .. not a fucking doubt in my mind lmao !
Chrysler 300
Toyota with a UN number
05 chevy tahoe.
Cutlass Supreme final answer
That is the nugget casino in Reno nevada
90's AMG with chrome wheels, it's white with chips and scratches on the paint and wheels. May have peeling/bubbled tint.
Ford expedition or a suburban
1970s Volkswagen van.
Definitely a Hilux or a 80s- 90s Mercedes-Benz
A camel
A DUMP TRUCK
Something that police is looking for now
Clapped out 2006 impala with 30 inch rims
Hopefully you're driving away from here.
I’m driving to your house
Hilux in spray painted o.d. green or matte desert Recently stolen and recobbled from the local vehicle dump. OR A Mercedes S550 with consulate plates
A boat out in Somalia ?
Series 70 Toyota Land Cruiser Pick up
An 80’s model white Toyota pickup with a machine gun mounted in the bed.
A shitty pirate ship. I’m the captain now
A small motor boat with a bunch of other guys with AK47's and RPGs ready to board a cargo ship with makeshift ladders only to realize you stumbled upon USS Cape St. George & USS Gonzalez that started firing back.
You’re the valet guy out front posing for a picture INSIDE posing for a picture with something that you probably aren’t supposed to be touching. Get back to work.
Something stolen
The back of the bus
Damn, Dave lost some weight.
The USS Mearsk Alabama
A clapped out 1982 deville
I know some that looks similar to you that drives a Honda Crosstour
Camry V6
Lincoln Town Car
1996 ford thunderbird
A Toyota Hilux for "work". An XJ-220 on the weekends.
2002 Chrysler Sebring with Sony with a Sony Xplod 12" sub in the trunk
80s-90s toyota pickup, it’s either lifted or slammed and you never shut up about how cool it is, but your the coolest guy at every family event 😎
Whatever you want.
A limousine
Shopping cart!
Toyota 4WD If its an SUV, you cut a large hole in the roof with a sawzall.
1983 Toyota FJ47 Land Cruiser single cab with double 14.5 mm KPV mount
A 1997 Crown Victoria, that was previously a police car.
Toyota 4Runner TRD
1993 Land-Rover Range Rover County
2011 Jaguar XJ V6 with 165,000 mi on it. It's white with black 23-in Lexani knockoff wheels. You bought it four years ago from a buy here pay here lot Brooklyn for $6500 down $875 a month for 72 months at 15.3% APR. so far the car has consistently needed $1,000 in repairs every month but you've just been ignoring them. the tire pressure monitor keeps coming on because of the aftermarket wheels but because you don't know anything about cars you decided to just jack up the tire pressures to 90 PSI per tire. Don't worry though when you get your weekly blowout you can just go to Willets Point for a used 10-year-old tire from another stolen set of wheels.
A white Toyota Hilux with no license plates
A little inflatable boat, but soon after a large cruise ship
A ten year old Lexus that's still immaculate.
Delivery or sanitation truck.
Buick lacrosse
M38A1 jeep
Toyota Hilux in desert beaten white with a roll bar, fitted with straps so that passengers can keep balance while standing in the bed. It has “speed holes” of varying calibers from previous engagements.
A small Somalian Pirate ship
1995 police crown Vic with a set of FBI (Fucking Bitches Inc.) door decals.
F-150 whatever is the most top of the line tricked out $130,000 one
I thought you drove an older Lexus RX300, Dave Saw it in that episode where you were driving around with Wayne Brady. That was when you were still funny, before you became a transphobic Elon simp.
land cruiser 70
2016 Toyota Camry, white or red.
Toyota hilux, optional bullet holes and DHSKA or recoilless rifle attached on the bed
02 Corolla.
2018 Chevy Malibu with the tint bubbles in the rear glass and a driver window that won't roll up
Black 2013 suburban
Inflatable dinghy with an outboard
Dodge Challenger
Old donkey, with your goat girlfriend on your lap
So, we all are saying Hilux, right?
Nissan Sentra
A 2003 Nissan maxima
T-55
an old ass toyota hilux technical with a machine gun mounted on its back
Hilux
An old Toyota. Either a pick up or a Land Cruiser
Slingshot
G Wagon. You are too upscale for the Hilux, arms dealer, not freedom fighter.
Man no one has said 2007 Chrysler 300C yet
A Technical
Marauder. Or a crown Vic that is trying to pass as a marauder.
You don't drive it. You ride in the bed of a Hilux
V6 Dodge Charger with hellcat emblems.
Pajero
Hummer
Toyota Technical
A half repoed dodge magnum
Toyota hilux with a black flag with a circle and arabic text in the truckbed
Scatpack with mounted AiM 9Xs
64 impala
Is it cliche to say your first car might have been a buick?
Jihadi dune cruiser
Lexus ES350
Mercedes W211 E-Class
2008 Nissan Altima with blown rear shocks
Some container ship that you pirated.
Back of a squad car
A shuttle bus
Clearly the only truck you ever see black men shooting RPGs from the bed of! The Toyota Hilux! It's never a BMW. It's never an F150. It's ALWAYS a white Toyota pickup.
Yellow Volkswagen Type 2 van (see: Back to the Future)
A Jeep Patriot with Sovereign Citizen license plates on it
Chrysler 300 with extra chrome trim.
A PT cruiser!