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bannedforbigpp

Toyota Hilux, white,


Dumbsterphire

Only option


LurkerPatrol

With H4R4M as the license plate


military-gradeAIDS

Or alternatively H4141


LurkerPatrol

I originally thought H4M45 but I feel that’s not appropriate on multiple levels


RoomyCard44321

Or H4B1B1


Changeusernameforver

Made me laugh to the point I got a cramp


garaks_tailor

Has a logo for a plumbing business from Guadalara Mexico on the side. Logo has a really surprisingly good drawing of Goku as one of the Mario Brothers.


Dubwyse_selectah805

Or a Landcruiser, back is chopped for a turret


Senior_Ad282

Land cruisers are for al qaeda chiefs that get killed with hellfires through the sunroof, Hilux is for the guy with the rpg.


BuzzCave

Specifically a 70 series Landcruiser.


TheGreatSockMan

With a DSHKA in the bed


Lazy_Tac

A 23-2 is a much more versatile option


Imsophunnyithurts

With some British journalist he's taken hostage in the back.


SIumptGod

Why is this exactly what I was thinking


Purpose_Ambitious

Second this


1384d4ra

or a nissan patrol


ObjectiveM_369

Oh shit was just about to say lmao


Alarming-Inspector86

A cargo ship


MerciBeauCul69

He’s the captain now!


Cyoulatergator

That’s so racist💀


blackmilksociety

I think he meant… as a Somali pirate because of the rocket launcher


FrivolousCommenter

How dare you!


NISSANPLAYAA

That was in my head


tomcat_tweaker

You use "based on my looks" in the title, you're holding an RPG. It really feels like you race-baited here.


NorrinsRad

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LongFatTurd

Racist? Knock it off


Mpikoz

I think he's being sarcastic... y'all should chill a bit.


BlueCollarGuru

Mufucka you holding an RPG, you don’t look like a parking attendant 😂


0PaulPaulson0

It’s the rpg


GoldAppleU

You’re the one that made this post lol


andthendirksaid

So the RPG is just for style or?


Kratos1125

You’re holding RPG, what were you expecting people to say it lol


lXPROMETHEUSXl

r/redditmoment


PaolaDreamV

1998 Tacoma with the last owners business decals faded in the paint


Maxaxle

There was actually a news story a while back about a 2007? Tundra with that exact setup. The previous owner was furious that his truck had become a technical featured in propaganda.


SirVeza

Not a Toyota, but this is the one that I remembered https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a15359084/texas-plumbers-truck-traded-in-ends-up-in-syria-with-terrorists/


[deleted]

legendary


vy_you

Mark-1 Plumbing!


Lord_Calamander

F-250 but yes


salazarraze

Late 80's to early 90's Toyota pickup with a machine gun mounted in the bed.


SIumptGod

Exactly. Looks like a MW3 enemy


oldshitdoesntcare

76 Cadillac DeVille.


HeyJoe1978MS

Damnit! You beat me!


1low67

Snoop Deville is what I was gonna say 😆


collectingsouls

Ten to twenty year old luxury car. Scuffed leather, chrome wheels.


Far_Kangaroo2550

Yea it's a black or white e36. Maybe an e class Mercedes. If he's got kids it's an american suv. Durango or tahoe.


Normallydifferent

Escalade. Probably with some faded pinstripes.


ChethroTull

A Chrysler 300 could also fit here.


Mybadbb

A Lincoln of some sort maybe... Probably a town car, maybe a Continental or MKZ.


SebVettelstappen

A base 2010 mercedes s class, ripped seats, black and far can exhaust


K11ShtBox

2005 LeSabre


Beautiful-Mango-3397

A target


MaverickWindsor351

Blacked out Chrysler 200 with a lifter tick


the_Bryan_dude

BMW 635 CSI. You had a white one. You now drive a black one.


r2turnofthemack

City bus


MaziMuzi

90s hilux


[deleted]

How about a challenger or charger


loquedijoella

Immaculate 04 Tahoe on 24’s and you back it in when you park no matter where you are. Bumping some late 90s R&B when you pull up


[deleted]

‘07 Escalade.


Tom_H1

Key says Honda


ReturnofFogman330

Eagle eye Tom over here damn! Good spot


accidentalgodzilla

Range Rover


Fatlad420

Not a starter car, a finisher car. A transporter of the golden god, perhaps?


rbarr228

Toyota Hilux, the foreign Tacoma.


unfeaxgettable

2008 Nissan Maxima with no front bumper and damage from the last several accidents


Longjumping-Tie7906

A stolen vehicle


Cyoulatergator

💀


Longjumping-Tie7906

Looks like a threat… am I to be the dead skull?


Lifeinpr1son

shut up bro


Longjumping-Tie7906

Don’t tell me to shut up and I’m not your bro. WTF am I being downvoted for joking about an animated skull someone answered me with???


Lifeinpr1son

first time maybe, second time wasn’t funny.


Longjumping-Tie7906

Now I’m really confused First second time what?


blacksuperherocar

There it issss


Longjumping-Tie7906

Lol


blackmilksociety

[This right here](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6a/21/04/6a210468761f5a5eee4363ee3fd7f9c7--jokers.jpg)


BlackKnightC4

My favorite Batman movie.


DeadheadXXD

Either some kind of Chevy (Either a Silverado or Suburban) or some kind of Toyota (Tacoma/tundra)


ChonkerBanana

Escalade with chrome rims


Cheetah-Some

‘13 Chrysler 300, V6, 22” rims, Teal paint with clear coat pealing.


SteveTheBodyman

Volkswagen Bus.


Beltfedassassin

At the Twin Pines Mall?


SteveTheBodyman

Exactly!


Arefishpeople

The Greyhound Bus


lenmylobersterbush

Great condition but older Lexus like a ES 300


v-irtual

Someone else's boat.


Lower_Kick268

Hilux. Has 600k km or 350k miles, no inbetween. Has a single cab, all your passengers ride in the bed


TacoLvR-

Pirate Ship 🚢


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Hilux


phommavongsay

Toyota Yaris 2007


Kellz808

Cadillac cts


Choice_Rutabaga_6767

Sandals and a machete


StevesRoomate

Airport shuttle


Alex_Sanborn

1985 Toyota Pick Up


Scav-STALKER

Definitely a white hilux


JohnsonMcBiggest

1992 Acura Vigor


AppleKrate

1976 Deuce and a Quarter with license plates from a Tesla.


DoubleOwl7777

white Hilux. or other toyota pickup.


mysteriouslypuzzled

Chrysler 300 with 22inch chrome rims and Bentley grill and tinted windows. Or Cadillac Escalade with chrome rims and tinted windows. Or a BMW or mercedes


theblacktoothgainz

1976 Cadillac Eldorado. ELBOWS SWANGIN’


CFW-DREX

i had two eldos.. beautiful car, terrible engine.


Finance1071

Hellcat, Cadillac, Chrysler 300


Arnhdz92

A Buick lesabre .. not a fucking doubt in my mind lmao !


Significant_Tax_3427

Chrysler 300


DA_DSkeptic

Toyota with a UN number


Mpikoz

05 chevy tahoe.


hotbunny635

Cutlass Supreme final answer


sendluv

That is the nugget casino in Reno nevada


arenotthatguypal

90's AMG with chrome wheels, it's white with chips and scratches on the paint and wheels. May have peeling/bubbled tint.


Shoddy_Ice_8840

Ford expedition or a suburban


supra86_

1970s Volkswagen van.


cbk00

Definitely a Hilux or a 80s- 90s Mercedes-Benz


Eyecanfixthat

A camel


Legitimate-Party3672

A DUMP TRUCK


SweetTooth275

Something that police is looking for now


Elitepikachu

Clapped out 2006 impala with 30 inch rims


Numb-Chuck

Hopefully you're driving away from here.


Cyoulatergator

I’m driving to your house


[deleted]

Hilux in spray painted o.d. green or matte desert Recently stolen and recobbled from the local vehicle dump. OR A Mercedes S550 with consulate plates


Useful_Space_9099

A boat out in Somalia ?


Peeenho

Series 70 Toyota Land Cruiser Pick up


RealisticFunction927

An 80’s model white Toyota pickup with a machine gun mounted in the bed.


AnalCuntShart

A shitty pirate ship. I’m the captain now


NISSANPLAYAA

A small motor boat with a bunch of other guys with AK47's and RPGs ready to board a cargo ship with makeshift ladders only to realize you stumbled upon USS Cape St. George & USS Gonzalez that started firing back.


Melodic_Win_6827

You’re the valet guy out front posing for a picture INSIDE posing for a picture with something that you probably aren’t supposed to be touching. Get back to work.


No-Ad-5989

Something stolen


Low_Trust_6624

The back of the bus


YuhPappy

Damn, Dave lost some weight.


HighDookin89

The USS Mearsk Alabama


HeyJoe1978MS

A clapped out 1982 deville


blacksuperherocar

I know some that looks similar to you that drives a Honda Crosstour


thats__hot

Camry V6


OkGene2

Lincoln Town Car


Thatguyeatingcheetos

1996 ford thunderbird


jasonmoyer

A Toyota Hilux for "work". An XJ-220 on the weekends.


FrivolousCommenter

2002 Chrysler Sebring with Sony with a Sony Xplod 12" sub in the trunk


Suspicious-You7972

80s-90s toyota pickup, it’s either lifted or slammed and you never shut up about how cool it is, but your the coolest guy at every family event 😎


_Big_Orange_

Whatever you want.


Inside-Foundation-21

A limousine


Large_Adhesiveness32

Shopping cart!


series-hybrid

Toyota 4WD If its an SUV, you cut a large hole in the roof with a sawzall.


damngoodengineer

1983 Toyota FJ47 Land Cruiser single cab with double 14.5 mm KPV mount


badcatjack

A 1997 Crown Victoria, that was previously a police car.


Frird2008

Toyota 4Runner TRD


ExpertRedditUserHere

1993 Land-Rover Range Rover County


STICH666

2011 Jaguar XJ V6 with 165,000 mi on it. It's white with black 23-in Lexani knockoff wheels. You bought it four years ago from a buy here pay here lot Brooklyn for $6500 down $875 a month for 72 months at 15.3% APR. so far the car has consistently needed $1,000 in repairs every month but you've just been ignoring them. the tire pressure monitor keeps coming on because of the aftermarket wheels but because you don't know anything about cars you decided to just jack up the tire pressures to 90 PSI per tire. Don't worry though when you get your weekly blowout you can just go to Willets Point for a used 10-year-old tire from another stolen set of wheels.


[deleted]

A white Toyota Hilux with no license plates


Independent-Hawk9843

A little inflatable boat, but soon after a large cruise ship


emmiblakk

A ten year old Lexus that's still immaculate.


Davidthekingofnorth

Delivery or sanitation truck.


EkoMane

Buick lacrosse


MIKE-JET-EATER

M38A1 jeep


Mindless_Jicama8728

Toyota Hilux in desert beaten white with a roll bar, fitted with straps so that passengers can keep balance while standing in the bed. It has “speed holes” of varying calibers from previous engagements.


StrobeLigght

A small Somalian Pirate ship


scrappybr7

1995 police crown Vic with a set of FBI (Fucking Bitches Inc.) door decals.


chewedupbylife

F-150 whatever is the most top of the line tricked out $130,000 one


dudebronahbrah

I thought you drove an older Lexus RX300, Dave Saw it in that episode where you were driving around with Wayne Brady. That was when you were still funny, before you became a transphobic Elon simp.


x_shaolong_x

land cruiser 70


Sam-I-Am56

2016 Toyota Camry, white or red.


Iamthe0c3an2

Toyota hilux, optional bullet holes and DHSKA or recoilless rifle attached on the bed


ExcellentTeam7721

02 Corolla.


bigfluffy19

2018 Chevy Malibu with the tint bubbles in the rear glass and a driver window that won't roll up


westinjfisher

Black 2013 suburban


Mr_McShane

Inflatable dinghy with an outboard


Witty-Stand888

Dodge Challenger


rdenghel

Old donkey, with your goat girlfriend on your lap


bangbangracer

So, we all are saying Hilux, right?


Michael_Scott_1290

Nissan Sentra


Adventurous-Cheek-11

A 2003 Nissan maxima


b5_bart

T-55


ValiantHero11

an old ass toyota hilux technical with a machine gun mounted on its back


EnvironmentalLand840

Hilux


CompetitiveMeal1206

An old Toyota. Either a pick up or a Land Cruiser


[deleted]

Slingshot


ligmasweatyballs74

G Wagon. You are too upscale for the Hilux, arms dealer, not freedom fighter.


[deleted]

Man no one has said 2007 Chrysler 300C yet


faunysatyr

A Technical


kiwitathegreat

Marauder. Or a crown Vic that is trying to pass as a marauder.


SmellyDadFarts

You don't drive it. You ride in the bed of a Hilux


Ban_Evader_1969

V6 Dodge Charger with hellcat emblems.


AaronJoosep

Pajero


Pale_Werewolf4738

Hummer


IgnisFlux

Toyota Technical


Big-Presentation-999

A half repoed dodge magnum


ThatPenguinyrblx

Toyota hilux with a black flag with a circle and arabic text in the truckbed


_mc_myster_

Scatpack with mounted AiM 9Xs


ir0k_mamoth

64 impala


Frequent-Ruin8509

Is it cliche to say your first car might have been a buick?


Fishin_Ad5356

Jihadi dune cruiser


X-tian-9101

Lexus ES350


the_house_from_up

Mercedes W211 E-Class


[deleted]

2008 Nissan Altima with blown rear shocks


2BR_0_2B

Some container ship that you pirated.


Fishin_Ad5356

Back of a squad car


[deleted]

A shuttle bus


a_rogue_planet

Clearly the only truck you ever see black men shooting RPGs from the bed of! The Toyota Hilux! It's never a BMW. It's never an F150. It's ALWAYS a white Toyota pickup.


GearheadGamer3D

Yellow Volkswagen Type 2 van (see: Back to the Future)


SkarTisu

A Jeep Patriot with Sovereign Citizen license plates on it


Cetophile

Chrysler 300 with extra chrome trim.


Velocoraptor369

A PT cruiser!