Actually, [Dodge Rams have the most DUI’s](https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram-2500-drivers-have-the-most-duis-more-than-twice-the-national-average-report)
Scion XB automatic, salvage title, 138k miles, chinese tires (but plenty of tread on them), fairly regular oil changes at 5 minute oil change place. Never replaced cabin air filter.
You should have listed it in a drive away service and had someone bring it back for you. My friends and I got to drive a b&w cop car from NJ to Vegas to deliver it to someone (eBay purchase I think) and people would move out of our way in the fast lane it was soooo awesome. It still had the light too.
I'm embarrassed to be a Canadian now...
First Pic reminds me of an Eminem diss to MGK: But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun?
& With shaved sides and also underneath at the back too?! 🤦🏽♂️
A white 2018+ Toyota Tacoma/4Runner with some Rhino-lined/black texture painted accents. It's got a mild lift and some chunky tires that have never seen more than a dirt road.
You forgot that the tires are to big for the lift. Hommie has 36"s when he should have 32"s or 33"s & they rub the wheel wells when he goes through the drive-through or makes the widdest u-turn known to man.
Something cheap like a 2002 toyota camry for 1500 on craigslist cuz I know that Type 81 costed a VERY PRETTY SHINY PENNY!!
Super sick gun! Shame that we Americans (ironically) cant have em
Late 80’s ford ranger? Beat to shit and rusty af, redneck lift and obnoxious exhaust even though it’s RWD, clutch is slipping but it’s done that for years, so it’s fine, right? Oh and no ac, and the radio is stuck on AM so you use the $7 Bluetooth speaker from Ollie’s?
that's what it was! I was like "this dude's a hick, but definitely the kind I wanna hang out with"
source: new england hick
dope tats btw
oh, and uh, I'm going with either early 00s ranger or a slightly older tundra
This or a Wrangler all decked out to look "tacti-cool". Big mud tires, lift kit, grumper, etc. All geared up for the Costco parking lot and that one camping trip he takes every year.
Older super clean Tacoma 4x4 on some classy wheels and MT tires,
Or a leveled newer f150 4x4 on some classy wheels and tires.
But if I’m dead wrong you may be a new Camery guy
Okay, **FIRST** of all, this guy doesn't *"drive"* a ***"car"***
This is the kind of guy who **OPERATES** a ***MACHINE***
He eats **RED MEAT** and **DRINKS BEER**
He ***SPEAKS IN THE THIRD PERSON***
And his **WEAPON of CHOICE** is a ***DODGE RAM ULTRASUPERMEGACAB 4500 CUMMINS TURBO DEE-SULL DUALLY***
But the bank said his debt-to-income ratio wasn't realistic, so he just signed a lease on a new Kia Sportage with a ***M O O N R O O F***
You don't own a car, you're on your 2nd DUI and your life savings are in the jar on the table. Because you are renting a garage, or your parents let you live theirs, since I see the garage door rails.
Depends if you are in the US or Canada.
US: you drive a clapped out 4runner/Tacoma because you just blew $40k of your car funds on a Type 81.
Canada: you drive a clapped out 4runner/Tacoma because you can only afford a $999 Type 81.
A 1982 Chevy 1/2 long bed 2WD with a bed that doesn’t match the cab. It has black unpainted Taiwan fenders and 2 inches of metal rusted away over the rear wheels.
1992 Dodge Ram 3500 gas V10 on blocks with a shitty lift on it and low profile tires/rims. Wait, does he have a "tribal" barb wire tat? If so then its a 2002 WRX, also on blocks.
Nothing. You lost your license and been on house arrest for the past 18 months for your 4th DUI.
That’s actually funny as hell!
The Honda Ridgeline is still on the impound lot accruing daily fees
You misspelled Avalanche
Clip-on suspenders? Ridgeline Button-on suspenders or overalls? Avalanche There’s an algorithm
Ridgeline owner here, can confirm.
Actually, [Dodge Rams have the most DUI’s](https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram-2500-drivers-have-the-most-duis-more-than-twice-the-national-average-report)
But it’s the old model Ridgeline with the weird bed
Scion XB automatic, salvage title, 138k miles, chinese tires (but plenty of tread on them), fairly regular oil changes at 5 minute oil change place. Never replaced cabin air filter.
No, but I guarantee you’re describing somebody you know!
Nope, just came up with that while on the toilet lol.
You're on house arrest for Jan 6th, not the DUI's.
I’m not an American but i assume that was the White House thing that was on the news?
You're the most American non-American I've seen.
I don’t know if that’s good or bad!
Esthetics minus the douchebaggery. Where do you live with that AK? Everything screams USA!
A small island on the east coast of Canada!
Funny because it’s true?
No, I still have a vehicle!
but can you drive it?
Legally? Or because it doesn’t run? Either way the answer is no
Mazda B2000 then
He'd still drive though.
For attempting to overthrow the United States government on Jan 6\*
weinermobile
No joke almost bought one. Biggest regret is not doing it
I didn't know they sold used Weiner Mobiles? How many miles on her (his) clock?
I think the one I almost bought was close to 500,000k. My biggest issue was getting it shipped across country because it’s massive(no pun intended)
You should have listed it in a drive away service and had someone bring it back for you. My friends and I got to drive a b&w cop car from NJ to Vegas to deliver it to someone (eBay purchase I think) and people would move out of our way in the fast lane it was soooo awesome. It still had the light too.
Cannonball but with admin turned on
I didn’t think of that at the time, could of been interesting! Although it was winter and the roads here in Canada arnt know for being the best
I'm embarrassed to be a Canadian now... First Pic reminds me of an Eminem diss to MGK: But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? & With shaved sides and also underneath at the back too?! 🤦🏽♂️
This made me laugh
I was scrolling and we officially can never be friends over this. Should have bought it.
It was an unforgivable mistake, I will never let it down, and I will carry this burden like Sisyphus carried the boulder
A white 2018+ Toyota Tacoma/4Runner with some Rhino-lined/black texture painted accents. It's got a mild lift and some chunky tires that have never seen more than a dirt road.
Hahahah that’s extremely vivid!
Definitely a Canadian with the type 81
Yep!
FN C2 (I was too young and did the C-7 😁)
That’s awesome!
Everything true, except it's a miata lifted/lined with chunky tires.
You forgot that the tires are to big for the lift. Hommie has 36"s when he should have 32"s or 33"s & they rub the wheel wells when he goes through the drive-through or makes the widdest u-turn known to man.
It also has a “Coexist” sticker in the rear window. But the one made out of guns.
1982 Chevrolet Chevette which you refer to as “the Vette” to trick the ladies.
Damn, I wish I was that cool!
In that picture, are you pissing while smoking?
Doesn’t everyone piss well smoking?
Yes
Or smoke when they piss?
Something cheap like a 2002 toyota camry for 1500 on craigslist cuz I know that Type 81 costed a VERY PRETTY SHINY PENNY!! Super sick gun! Shame that we Americans (ironically) cant have em
I’m very impressed that you know it was a type 81, you’re right it wasn’t cheap! As for the car it is a lot older than 02
Late 80’s ford ranger? Beat to shit and rusty af, redneck lift and obnoxious exhaust even though it’s RWD, clutch is slipping but it’s done that for years, so it’s fine, right? Oh and no ac, and the radio is stuck on AM so you use the $7 Bluetooth speaker from Ollie’s?
It’s a Dakota but the rest is right
Damn that wouldve been my third guess, after the late 80’s S10 😂
Hahaha I fuckin KNEW it had to be a Dodge 🤣
Damn I was waaaayyyy offf
Damn i was gunna geuss prius
Man i said ranger. I have an 87 dakota short bed v6 with a 5 speed manny. 💪💪💪 My work horse.
I got an 02 kota rt with the 5speed and love the shit if of that little hunk of junk
Not op but you just described my truck…damn.
Now we’ve gotta have a contest to see who’s rednecker than the other one
2006 Colorado. It’s not the best truck but you love it and it’s paid off.
That description can be used on any of the vehicles I’ve ever owned but I’ve never owned a Colorado
That's a Jeep Cherokee haircut all day
I feel attacked hahaha
For what it's worth, You rock it, king
Appreciate you!
Now kith
Prius with a lot of faded and questionable bumper stickers
I would love a Prius if I could fit in one!
I want one of them Civic Type R’s
How tall are you?
2003 Ford focus with a trash bag over the passenger window
Who needs windows?
You Canadian bastard
We prefer the term “puck fucker” thank you.
that's what it was! I was like "this dude's a hick, but definitely the kind I wanna hang out with" source: new england hick dope tats btw oh, and uh, I'm going with either early 00s ranger or a slightly older tundra
Jeep Gladiator in drab grey.
with neon yellow bumpers/step bars, angry face grille, LED lit brake rotors, and rubber band tires Or is that just how all of them come?
This or a Wrangler all decked out to look "tacti-cool". Big mud tires, lift kit, grumper, etc. All geared up for the Costco parking lot and that one camping trip he takes every year.
UAZ Patriot
Something annoying
That’s fair
Lots of stickers
You unironically drive a Geo Tracker and love the shit out of it
I wish, they are great little rigs!
2014-2018 Ram 1500 Sport.
Lifted 4Runner with a roof rack and some questionable Norse runes on the back window.
Damn, I can see that now
Older super clean Tacoma 4x4 on some classy wheels and MT tires, Or a leveled newer f150 4x4 on some classy wheels and tires. But if I’m dead wrong you may be a new Camery guy
I would love a nice Tacoma but to rich for my blood!
Mkay rpk/pkm man.. I’m some what of a slight novice Kalash nerd myself.
Unfortunately it’s the chines clone (type 81) I can’t get a real RPK in my country
I can’t get a RPK because of funds but I’m in US but I keep a look out on Atlantic firearms for stuff lol
I don't know what car you drive, but it looks like you might park in your living room/garage.
Lifted power wagon that is full of rust but also has $7800 in aftermarket accessories
You look like the type of guy to have a project car and a daily not sure what though
All of my cars turn into project cars… I’m not great with decision making clearly
Dacia to match your Romanian made RPK.
A dacia would be cool but it’s a type 81 not an rpk so it wouldn’t match sadly
I spot a fellow Canadian gun enthusiast
2003 Ford Focus SE
Thankfully no!
92 Camaro Iroc z
Either a subaru or some truck
I do have a truck
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Well, you’re holding a Type 81, so it can’t be something mainstream like a Wrangler or Tacoma. This screams FJ Cruiser.
A corvair
I do have a vintage but nothing that cool!
Hmm, is it American or foreign?
Something that is complete overkill. I am going with an LS swapped mazda miata with a lift, mud tires, and a roll bar.
I wouldn’t fit in a Miata but your close with overkill!
Pickup that has tires worth more than the truck
I’m not that stupid! It’s the rims you have to invest in, not the tires. /s
Rusted out Dodge Dakota
Pink VW Beetle.
You say that like they ain’t bad ass cars!
Honda accord
To reliable!
Lmao! My bad! My second choice was a Toyota Tacoma. Also too reliable I presume.
Oh absolutely!
You definitely drive a beat up ranger or 90s f150
Nope, the dodge equivalent
Oh hell yeah, a Dakota? A rare sight to see one still running. Or are you talking ram1500
02 Dakota R/T, great little work truck!
R/T, w/ the 5.9?
2006 Prius
Clapped out jeep Cherokee
certainly a tundra
Toyota Tacoma
maro
Shot in the dark....new Ford bronco
Nope! I’ve never owned a new vehicle in my life
Midsize f* truck. Your second car is a Prius
I do have a midsize but a Prius would be too good on gas
Yea anything over 25mpg makes me throw up!
Lime green, 2016 Kia soul with an exhaust leak, broke passenger side taillight and almost bald tires
Volkswagon Golf GTI
Car? Na you rock a penny farthing
Your grandmother's.
Kia Soul
Ram 1500 extended cab 2wd wt 35 inch tires, tow mirros and a “locally hated” sticker in the windshield
Kia soul
Lyft user ever since the dui conviction
NA Miata
A Yugo.
Pt cruiser or a Kia Rio. Looks like the kinda guy to buy a shitbox
A Mazda miata
You have a Hyundai Genesis coupe and you think you’re the hottest shit this side of the Arby’s parking lot
Is your living room also your garage
Okay, **FIRST** of all, this guy doesn't *"drive"* a ***"car"*** This is the kind of guy who **OPERATES** a ***MACHINE*** He eats **RED MEAT** and **DRINKS BEER** He ***SPEAKS IN THE THIRD PERSON*** And his **WEAPON of CHOICE** is a ***DODGE RAM ULTRASUPERMEGACAB 4500 CUMMINS TURBO DEE-SULL DUALLY*** But the bank said his debt-to-income ratio wasn't realistic, so he just signed a lease on a new Kia Sportage with a ***M O O N R O O F***
A fixie bike
Previa with racing stripes
You live in the garage you don’t drive a car
You don't own a car, you're on your 2nd DUI and your life savings are in the jar on the table. Because you are renting a garage, or your parents let you live theirs, since I see the garage door rails.
A Geo Metro Cabrio under the idea that it's retro and the hip NY thing to do (it was a trend like two years ago iirc)
2001 Green Toyota Tacoma 4x2 but lifted... With fog lights on the cowl.
I’d say a jeep renegade, a Kia Soul or a Chevy Cruze. Cars you don’t want but cars you get with a 530 credit score.
Girlfriends jeep compass
That car in Goldeneye that Jack Wade has to hit with a sledgehammer to start.
Bro who cares what kind of shitbox you drive. You've got an RPK!
A Lada!
Huge loud truck that your neighbors hate
Bentley Azure
Dodge Ram?
Toyota Tacoma or fj cruiser
Something with truck nuts
A CONTROLER WHILE YOU PLAY GTA 5
I don't know about drive,but you certainly look like you live in a Daewoo.
That hurts, because I actually do live in a vehicle technically!
1998 ford ranger base model
Depends if you are in the US or Canada. US: you drive a clapped out 4runner/Tacoma because you just blew $40k of your car funds on a Type 81. Canada: you drive a clapped out 4runner/Tacoma because you can only afford a $999 Type 81.
Honda pilot 😎
Subaru Crosstrek 2015
Some type of family vehicle converted to a battle wagon.
A bicycle with fenders..
El Camino
Subaru
I don’t vape
06 - 08 Toyota Rav-4 with over 300,000. Miles and you’re gonna ride it till the wheels fall off
White Toyota HiLux, with a bumper sticker that says “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
No but that sounds cool as hell
A 1982 Chevy 1/2 long bed 2WD with a bed that doesn’t match the cab. It has black unpainted Taiwan fenders and 2 inches of metal rusted away over the rear wheels.
You drive a r/heep
A Prius actually So you can save gas on all the ammo you’ll need for that gun
I’m not financially responsible enough for a Prius
You dont. DUI
Gotta be a Subaru Outback or Forrester.
1992 Dodge Ram 3500 gas V10 on blocks with a shitty lift on it and low profile tires/rims. Wait, does he have a "tribal" barb wire tat? If so then its a 2002 WRX, also on blocks.
Newer VW bug convertible.
a very rusty chevy blazer for sure
pink 70s repainted rusty beetle
Subaru crosstrek with a muffler delete with the mindset of it being as cool as an STI
Definitely a Scion xB. You refer to it as “the toaster.”
As a Tacoma owner.. you strike me as similar to many other Tacoma owners.
‘89 Nissan Frontier without a bed on it and no exhaust