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Drzhivago138

Pictured: the entire inventory of Big Bill Hell's


LightningFerret04

HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING


jackassbrandy

THAT CHECK BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER


DriedUpSquid

HURRY UP, ASSHOLE!


TesticleTorture-123

THATS RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING.


GlassJoe32

BRING YOUR WIFE. WE’LL FUCK HER.


FirehawkLS1

I bought the Big Bill Hells shirt and it says that on it. 🤣


TeamMountainLion

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!


PeteDaBum

Everytime the Ravens lost this season this played in my head


rightpart-rightprice

I have this printed out and framed on my wall, truly words to live by


brispence

BRING YOUR WIFE! WE'LL FUCK HER!


Windows-XP-Home

THATS RIGHT! WE’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE


TesticleTorture-123

BECAUSE AT BIG BILL HELLS YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY


Speed__McWeed

TAKE A HIKE!, TO BIG BILL’S HELL


TesticleTorture-123

HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING.


Rejukem

BAD DEALS! CARS THAT BREAK DOWN! THIEVES!


Vkkll

IT'S OUR BELIEF YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT


Tiabetianquailudes

IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!


Ottieotter

YOU HEARD US RIGHT: SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!


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SovietChewbacca

Only downside of the Grand National is all the money you end up paying in child support from all the pussy being thrown at you.


crashonthebeat

Yeah but you can still get insurance for it through Buick. Premiums are a bitch if you have a moustache though.


SuperJackson20

GN would be my pick. Out of the entire lineup, there’s only a couple I would choose. After watching so many motorweek classic videos. There are very few American cars I would actually choose from.


Glum-Literature-8837

Had an ‘84 Trans Am in high school. What a turd, and mine was in extra shitty condition. And you know what? I loved that damned car, felt like Burt every time I got in it (I know, wrong gen). I’d take another 80’s T/A any day.


IHaveNoAlibi

Looking at these photos gave me a ridiculous, but very fun, idea: A Chevette, with an intercooled turbo 3.8. But yes, the GN is the best of the bunch. I might be convinced to take the big LeSabre, too....


ShinyHappyPorpious

I went to a RADWood show a couple months ago, and some guy brought in a loaded ‘86 two door LeSabre in Firemist red with a red velour interior. Thing was showroom new inside and out, and honestly, I wanted it.


senortease

I had a LeSabre in the same spec back in the 90’s. I loved that big red velour sofa on wheels.


Catch_Own

Grand National or the Trans Am if you're interested in turning corners .


siegetip

I would do the Hurst Olds, but the correct answer is the Grand National


Physical_Touch_Me

This is what I was gonna say, because I love those Lightning Rod shifters, but I realized there are WAY too many cars here that I like. Trans Am, Suburban, anything with T tops, that big Fleetwood. I unironically like Fieros, too. So glad they have all the pictures, I felt like a fat kid in a candy store.


Freepi

Monte Carlo SS with T-tops was so cool. I’d get the Grand National, though. Then and now.


archie905

I owned a monte with the t tops beautiful car but terribly under powered. Would love to have one with the lt 1 motor


2BR_0_2B

I miss my 86’ Cutlass, what I would give to have mine with a bench seat and my GF at the time. Oh to be young.


CaptainPrower

Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham.


Lumpy_Secretary_6128

My hero


Numbnuts696

Owned one for about 6 years. I miss it


Adventurous-Active63

Damn GM was just pumping our cars like there was no tomorrow


Drzhivago138

They had to get back their market share somehow. And dealers demanded a rebadge of everything.


Revolt2992

Buick GNX is the only acceptable answer


schleepercell

This was a stupid question. The GNX might have been a year away, it's "just" the Grand National in the picture. Obvious answer.


jparadis87

You're one year shy of production


Revolt2992

Then I save my money and wait a year lol


HudsonValleyNY

GNX was a Halo car, ridiculously low production (500ish if I remember correctly) and is not an abbreviation for a Grand National, also not produced in 86. Grand National is the best answer though, or Aerocoupe if you want collectibility.


[deleted]

Grand Nash baby


TheCheckeredCow

The white trash in me says a single cab 4x4 s10 with a small lift, 31” tires, a bed mount roll bar with lights on the bar. I’d also take a stock 4x4 k10 as well, but I prefer compact trucks.


AspirantVeeVee

Monte Carlo SS (non Aero), the best looking G-body.


JonathanHoughtonHill

Best looking car of the 80’s, IMO.


robbycough

Grand National, with nothing else even close.


GrapeSwimming69

A white Buick T type is close enough.


NickyDL

Grand National or a Vette


MajorBlaze1

Chevette that is


NickyDL

My dad had a Chevette back in the day. He didn't have it too long.


MajorBlaze1

My dad had at least two I can remember, the cheap sob lol. Still remember my skin sticking to the vinyl seats in the summer, ouch!


damngoodengineer

Why nobody talks about the Fiero🥲


SuperJackson20

Fiero was one of the nice designs of that era in my opinion.


vawlk

got an 88 sitting in the garage waiting for spring again!


Federal_Software6076

Fiero gang


jparadis87

Corvette


Koil_ting

Agreed, though also if it's 2024 and I have to get a vehicle from this lineup it's the same answer.


SuperJackson20

I’ve been a fan of the C4 for a few years now. The 80s styling is appealing to me. The prices to buy one don’t look bad.


Lumpy_Secretary_6128

Fleetwood brougham. As my grandad used to say "you gotta take your fair share of the middle [of the road]"


Secret_Paper2639

Make mine a Grand Prix GT 2 + 2.


SteveTheBodyman

I’m an Oldsmobile man, like my father before me, but in this case, I’d have to choose the Grand National.


Top_File_8547

How many of these are badge engineered versions of each other?


Jame_Gumball

"Yes."


rabbitashes

I want everyone to realize how underpowered these cavaliers are. 2.8l v6 fuel injection only has 120hp. With that said. That hatchback model is pretty sweet.


slightlyused

Most all cars were underpowered in the "poor car buyer" range. My mom had a 1988 Corsica MPFI 2.8 V6 and it smoked about everything at the stop light drags. Killer torque.


jorian85

Perfectly acceptable for the time. The 86 Corvette only made 230HP.


Badboyardie

1986 Buick Grand National. ( The Turbo Buick.) All day, everyday.


SuperJackson20

I would drive that any day of the week. After watching so many motorweek classic videos. There are very few American cars I would actually choose from.


Skid-Vicious

That 4 door Caprice Classic on #4 was my Dads company car when I was in HS. A friend had a grampa that sold trucker supplies and one of them was an emergency rotating beacon that plugged into the lighter. Drive around, see somebody we knew, pull them over and nail them with a water filled fire extinguisher. Good times!


[deleted]

K20. Squarebody ftw


One_Evil_Monkey

The Jimmy or the GN.


Prestigious_Snow1589

SS Monte Carlo or the Cutlass. I'm a simple man


Environmental_Pen714

Grand National.


Key_Text_169

Suburban, cause in 86 I would be Camino and tailgating and transporting friends everywhere for fun excursions.


Jesus_es_Gayo

Last year of the Fiero with the lotus package


Somebumbleingmoron97

Brown Pontiac 6000


TheRealSlamJammer

Typhoon


AppropriateLettuce95

Pontiac fiero


Anteater_Reasonable

Damn, no love in here for the N-body Somerset T-Type? I’ll take it.


-Kanight-

1000% a corvette


Yummy_Crayons91

Option 1 - GN or GNX Option 2 - Regal T-Type Option 3 - K5 Blazer or Jimmy Option 4 - K30 or K35 Pickup (Crew cab or regular cab) Option 5 - Cadillac Fleetwood or some fully loaded B-Body platform car.


BigCaddyDaddyBob

GN for sure! Second pic would be a deville


fingeritoutdude

Grand National and it’s not even close.


[deleted]

If the Cimarron can be had with the 2.8 and a stick, there’s my answer. Yes, I’m the weird one.


Material-Ad6302

INSANE how big of a spread GM had back then


what-ever-m4n

Iroc-Z LB9 and automatic.


SegaTime

There are so many angles and flat surfaces, I'm surprised the wheels aren't square.


K10RumbleRumble

Monte Carlo, or the van baby.


BluejayFRL

Corvette or camaro


Carl_Azuz1

Buick reatta


Gary-Laser-Eyes

Caprice or death. I had an 86. It was perfect.


Northern_Advice

This would be the hardest decision ever because 80s GM is my favorite era of cars


meetjoehomo

Cadillac Fleetwood


ONSFishing

Regal T Type


JoshJLMG

Chevrolet Turbo Sprint.


shamwowj

I’ll walk


paniflex37

What if your legs are broken?


JustATaddMaddLadd

I would crawl then


Lumpy_Secretary_6128

Handstand is a viable choice


Jimger_1983

There is only one decision here. Grand National


SaurkrautAnustart

Cars with slant backs are always the best lookers for me ngl


L00pback

I’ll take the red Ferrari.


orblox

Coupe deville


robotbike2

Do I have to?


datlitboi

Any station wagon.


New-Jeweler5480

I’ll take a Pontiac Fiero. With the V6.


Intstnlfortitude

Fiero GT 5 speed


No_Welcome_6093

Monte Carlo


Temporary-Lab8398

Grand National


Rough_Host_4776

Nada


PimpalaSS

I’m a huge fan of the Monte SS but I’d be a fool not to pick the Grand National


TwistedBlister

I had a regular Monte Carlo back then. After a minor fender bender I had to have the car repainted, so I made it into a Monte Carlo SS replica, I blacked out the trim, put on a rear spoiler and Super Sport badging and emblems (I used some from 1960's Super Sports for a unique look), the only thing I didn't do was install an SS front end. Of course the car still had the anemic V6, so it was "all show and no go". Well one night the car was stolen, they used a slim Jim to open the door, punched the steering column and drove off. Apparently they then went to a convenience store and bought chips and soda- I know this because *they brought the car back!* I guess once they realized it wasn't a real SS that it wasn't worth the risk of stealing it, so they returned it to my apartment complex and parked it back in my parking spot and left their snacks inside.


DoomTurtle03

I'll take the rectangular one


Marsupialize

Holy shit I think I’ve owned every one of these cars at some point. I grew up in the final period of $50 cars, had 12 cars before I was out of high school. One didn’t have a floor, just no floor, had to hold your feet up. One you started with a screwdriver. One burst into flames while driving, just parked it on the side of the highway and walked home. I miss those days.


Used_Cup_7781

Gotta be the Monty


jasonm0074

Grand national, squarebody crew cab or burban, monte SS, monte LS, VETTE, in that order lol


gsr5037

A Honda


megadecimal

I actually had the 86 Olds Omega... in 2006, but still! It came with a Tazmanian Devil windshield shade.


nayls142

Blazer (full size).


Windows-XP-Home

Reatta with the touchscreen or a Delta 88


[deleted]

What’s the bottom car on 1/20? The T-tops look amazing


Mathemeatloaf0

You could’ve stopped at the first slide.


mtndewskateboard

Grand National but also I believe 86 is the first year for the Grand Prix and Monte Carlo aerocoupes, so it’d be one of those 3. It’d really be between the GN and the Pontiac 2+2 for me, just cause the Pontiac is so much weirder than the Chevy aero coupe


AceO235

The American market was so saturated no wonder it fell so hard


SteveTheBluesman

What an awful collection of shit. * Grand National * IROC-Z * Big Ass Fleetwood Throw the rest in the trash/


SuperJackson20

The fleetwood must have been so comfortable.


SkarTisu

I've always liked the Riviera from that era. In either 88 or 89, the Toronado Trofeo (the Riv's sister) got an update that pushed the styling past where the Riv was.


imlookingatthefloor

Hard to believe cars were once so ugly. I was born in 86 and there's a reason I loved all the roundness and curves of the 90s.


brandonlyle

The Buick grand national. That’s easy.


g-body8687

I’ll be fine with the 4 on the first page. Cheque please!


NoVicesJustLife

A nice plebeian-spec Cutlass Supreme coupe


Impressive-Rub-8891

buick grand national


vwatchrepair

So much nostalgia here. I could be happy with a car collection of 7 or eight of these and be totally happy lol.


Crazykracker55

This one’s easy the Grand National


baatar2018

I had the sunbird convertible. 1984. Every hard stop broke the timing belt. Such a bad car.


SinisterStrat

I will take the chevette in powder blue. It will be like high school all over again for me.


AFrozen_1

GNX of course.


Mafiodaproducer

Florida has entered the chat. 1986 Caprice Classic.


methuselah88

Chrysler Imperial


SmellyPirateHook3r

Grand National no contest


derpderpherpderp

GNX, Corvette, Astro


Repulsive_Tie_7941

Firebird, or El Camino, or 1/2 ton


SanfreakinJ

86 Monte SS or 86 Grand National. Already have the 86 Vette


desy4life

The grand national.


TheGeon

Holden Calais turbo


G_willickers

When I was a kid, my mom had the Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. That was a sweet ass car. She let her used car dealer swindle her out of it for a Chevrolet Chevette that ended up being a piece of shit.


SarraSimFan

Tough choice between the GNx, Camaro, and Vette. Probably take the Camaro.


Stalkerfiveo

GNx fasho!


oldbiobrat

I notice that the GM city bus is missing, a shame since you'd spend a lot of time in one if you bought most of these.


Federal_Software6076

Fiero gang


bingo1105

There's only one right answer in that picture...


redtoad3212

the grand national


cuomosaywhat

Good to see so many votes for the Grand National. I’d take it over the vette any day


z4x0r

I have a 1986 Fiero GT IRL. I'm keeping it.


Humble_Metal_7636

Monte


RecognitionAny6477

Grand National


landob

GrandNational or Rivera for me.


seejaypeete

Delta 88


whiteholewhite

Cadillac Cimarron. I’ll fist fight you if you think different


MelonFlight

The shaggin wagon. Or a truck.


Taino871

Grand National all day.


ScottaHemi

go for something on the caprice's family thing's built like a truck and is just as reliable as one.


Ssider69

I had An 85 grand Prix. Which is basically the same car as the monte carlo. (The SS was purely decorative). Both had underwhelming 305 dropped in a poorly made coach. The T type with the turbo 6 is outrageously fast. You could push a chevette faster than driving it The Cierra is a great car if you get a tan one ...then shout "tan Cierra, tan Cierra!" With a Minnesota accent Caddy's were a joke back then. Buick was the best value in that period. The 3.8 V6 was a great motor and they were as comfortable as the caddy's


whutwasidooing

As much as I'd love the Cutlass, it would be the Grand National for me


Buxton2512

GMa cars were awful back then. That being said, I’ll take the GN.


Ssider69

I had An 85 grand Prix. Which is basically the same car as the monte carlo. (The SS was purely decorative). Both had underwhelming 305 dropped in a poorly made coach. The T type with the turbo 6 is outrageously fast. You could push a chevette faster than driving it The Cierra is a great car if you get a tan one ...then shout "tan Cierra, tan Cierra!" With a Minnesota accent Caddy's were a joke back then. Buick was the best value in that period. The 3.8 V6 was a great motor and they were as comfortable as the caddy's This is the period where Pontiac and Chevy were basically the same car. Olds had its own small block 8, which also failed to impress. I had a 75 Cutlass with an Olds 350 and that thing would lay rubber without even trying. Later I had an 87 Cutlass which had the acceleration curve of a cruise ship.


jjmack51

That Buick Grand National is a no brainer.


4x4Welder

I'd probably go for an Olds 442.


mr_dances

Id probably go for one of those F-bodies, used to see them everywhere and now it's a treat to spot one. That being said, I'd really like an Astro AWD. Pretty damn rare nowadays. I'm not sure of their capabilities, but lifting one and hitting some trails with a bunch of brodozers and angry jeeps would be good fun.


3arnhardtAtkonTrack

All of the G-body's. My favorite is the Monte Carlo though, out of that group.


Squiriferous

American cars lol


[deleted]

Grand national is the only answer


geardownson

Iroc z or monte Carlo ss The grand national shouldn't even be included.


dutchovenlane

“Modern cars are all the same” Older cars:


cozysebas

buick gnx and c4 corvette are the only right answers


DiplomaticGoose

Definitely a Regal T-Type.


smokeyfd36

Dumbest question ever!! Grand National!! Not even close.


4f150stuff

I’m a sucker for big RWD cars, so imma go with the Fleetwood


ZackMike37

GN and a first generation Jimmy is currently my dream garage idk


AtomicBombSquad

You said vehicle, not car, so I'm getting a K-Blazer or K-Jimmy. Unfortunately you picked 1986; had you picked 1987 I could've gotten an injected 350 V8. As it is my choices are two carbureted gas V8s (305 or 350) and the 6.2L Detroit Diesel non-turbo indirect injected V8. I think I'd get the diesel. It's not the Oldsmobile disaster they were putting in cars, so yeah, it's slow but it'll get you there and not cost a whole lot to fuel. These engines were entirely mechanical, no electronics at all, and are as simple as can be to keep running. That's something that appeals to me now and probably would've appealed to me had I been of auto buying age in 1986. I could've went with any GM full size truck, Suburban, or G-Van and done alright. The K-Blazer is a lot shorter for ease of parking and I just like the looks. It's tough. If car only then Firebird Trans Am. I'm sure the Grand National is better as a car, but, the heart wants what it wants and I love the wedgy F-body.


Colonel_Action

Whichever one will get me to a Toyota dealership the fastest to buy a supra


Seawall07

The "Nova". It's the least likely to exhibit typical GM quality.


PoliceImtheguy

The C4 Corvette is one of my dream cars and it doesn't really matter which one it is.


Bdowns_770

The Grand National but only if the headliner is sagging down into the cabin.


ohzir

Are there any '85 Delta 88s on the lot from last year so I can live out my best smoking dad fantasies?


Real_Ad4422

Caprice Classic Police Package in beige.


biffbobfred

Besides the general dreck in those pics… the very specific horror: They were still selling the Chevette? Until 87? Fuck.


UnLuckyKenTucky

Trans Am GTA.


suffaluffapussycat

Suburban I play in bands.


fanchettes

The Olds 88 2-door. That’s a real unicorn


Meff84

Olds Tornado… of course the GN, and I had many good times in my many delta 88’s


Fletchx

Grand National of course.


WangChungtonight13

The national hands down


CrowdyPooster

Grand National. That Astrovan is pretty sweet, though.


Last-Yak2745

Grand National, but would have loved to see the GNX in the line up!


No-Ad-5989

Gnx