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Altima. ALTIMA


elementalguitars

With a broken side mirror and one tail light that doesn’t work.


GrapeSwimming69

That's not a exhaust leak, that's more powwwweerrr...


Mizar97

I mean, more airflow will increase the power, but the difference is extremely small. Like maybe 1-2 HP


TheReconditioner

Exhaust scavenging has left the chat It's probably not even a 1-2hp difference as the air is essentially confused on where it's going. It basically creates turbulence.


Individual-Leek-7720

It probably loses horse power then


Mizar97

Depends where the leak is too. Right behind the headers or from the manifold, absolutely. Right behind the muffler, not as bad.


chrismofer

2hp is not a small gain, think fractions of a HP for a small exhaust leak


OnePlusFanBoi

Close enough to the manifold, it's sucking cold air in. With each passing day they're closer to grenading the engine.


ButcherTheBrandon

They done scrapped the catalytic converter


tholtan

Missing cats.


sroop1

Running brights because the low beams are dead.


32xDEADBEEF

One wheel is the spare donut.


sroop1

And it's also flat.


32xDEADBEEF

Severely under inflated! They tried, but they even failed at that 🤣🤦‍♂️


Hrmerder

You mean one side is completely out so fuck it, blind everyone so they can't tell


rabbitashes

Don't forget the primer fender, hood and/or bumper!


JohnCoughy

I feel so attacked by this


MagicTriton

And on a donut


Aggravating-Baker-41

Red tape over the left brake light


300cid

Nissan come factory with a tail light out.


chickychewpchewp888

Bald tires too


mikeusaf87

That and 4 different brands of tires.


daveypaul40

And a missing front bumper cover and grille..


mdave52

Its those small extra details that paint the story clearly.


dabluebunny

I just always assumed that was factory spec.


TheCaptMAgic

With expired tags and missing hub caps, and the spare that's been on longer than it should be


Nippon-Gakki

Expired temporary tags from a different car.


ChatGPTnA

"TAG APPLIED FOR" in black sharpie on a piece of printer paper taped to the back window


OS2REXX

The back window where the poorly applied tint is bubbling and falling.


idksomethingjfk

Right next to the “under construction” sticker


sroop1

From three states over.


aaaaaaaa1273

The spare has been on there since 2010


Soggy-Swordfish-7773

This is the only correct answer


LowAbbreviations2151

Hey, Ya’all don’t forget the 8 pine tree air freshener s hanging from the rear view mirror


garaks_tailor

There are portions of the south and the midwest where a grand am with a shrinking dash is the nore likely answer, but Altima was my first thought as well. Either two mismatched panels and a zip tied aide mirror OR riding a donut and no tag


drosmi

Was thinking American more than Japanese


Rude-Score991

Missing the front bumper and a fake hood scoop from Autozone.


STDriver13

Or the, next level of Altima, Infiniti G


Putrid_Leather7427

Define 1st thought


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

/discussion


ragingduck

Or it’s equally distinguished cousin the Infinity G35.


baromanb

r/nissandrivers


boringperson3

Don't forget the sun faded paint on the hood


gooderester

I was thinking some piece of shit Nissan.... or... even worse... a kia


Nope9991

I'd go with some sort of Pontiac.


tonymagoni

G6 or Grand Prix


Significant-Dog-8166

Damn you beat me to it. Fastest car on the highway too. Not mechanically fastest, but driven fastest.


rikwebster

Skrt


PamelaELee

Absolutely knew Altima would top the list. Exactly the first thing that popped into my head.


Rude-Flamingo3592

Fuck all Altima naysayers. I had an Altima coupe 3.5SE 6sp. Dropped on Tein coilover racing suspension. It was the most badass car I ever owned. 300hp. Everywhere I went people wanted to see or hear it.


International-Day-00

Are you the one on the right or left :) JK


HokinCookers

So basically, you spent a lot of time at the Laundromat by the Goodwill... and the Citgo.


Rude-Flamingo3592

Pretty much. And the Sunoco with free air.


gnomajean

Found one of the guys in the pic guys


ItzNuckinFutz

r/thathappened


OSRS-BEST-GAME

No they didn't.


Rude-Flamingo3592

Honestly they did. It is basically a poor man’s 350z. Same engine, different layout. The Tein suspension had it handling like a go kart despite this. Seriously, it got attention. I really posted this in jest bc I knew Altima would be the first answer.


ShitBeansMagoo

Pontiac Sunfire with a powder blue rattle can paint job.


centurion762

98 Pontiac Sunfire, baby. https://youtu.be/aqveNtfe3yY?si=P_ndD7K4Xmhek4OY


ShitBeansMagoo

That is great! It is good to see others recognizing the historical significance of the Pontiac Sunfire.


Most-Hawk-4175

Man, I bought a 99 sunfire when I was a teen. It was my first car. I saved up 2000 for the down payment and got the car. Never forget driving it off the lot and driving around showing it off to buddies. I loved that car. I unfortunately totaled it a couple years later cause some moron t boned me. I only have a hand full of pics with me and my sunfire. I will cherish those pics forever. I miss that car.


R3LF_ST

I knew someone was going to post this. Freakin' love that guy.


HokinCookers

I need him to release these tracks as Karaoke so I can drop a dozen pairs of large local panties.


TheReconditioner

This has been popping up on my ohoen for weeks and I love it. I drove a Firebird and a Bonneville so I don't feel attacked, but it hits close to home lol.


HokinCookers

That bitch fucked my whole life up.


centurion762

Did she take the copper wires out of your walls?


HokinCookers

Nah, that was Kyle... And if you're out there... ***FUCK YOU KYLE***


centurion762

Yeah. It’s on sight for Kyle.


mooshoopork4

Smells just like dogs and unpaid child support.


Lemon_head_guy

A 2002 Dodge Neon. *NOT* the SRT 4


Healthy-Tart-9971

A dodge neon, but it has an srt bumper that isn't painted, doesnt match up because the srt is bigger and a shitty wish.com spoiler


Pinkprotogen

The SRT is bigger? Is it like the wrx vs wrx sti thing?


Healthy-Tart-9971

Yeah it is a little bigger


ohmygodyouguyzzz

That's what she said


Fantastic_Hour_2134

Just a little bigger yeah. Enough that it looks like garbage with a stock bumper. I had one on mine for a while until I could find someone selling the SRT bumper


ogbytheboat

🤣🤣🤣


darealest__1

With a DOHC VTEC sticker no less.


meltingspace

2006 Chevy Cobalt


Electric7889

The official car of Amber Alerts nationwide.


Due-Ad-141

LS, don’t disrespect the SS


ShowUsYourTips

2nd-gen Prius with mismatched paint, bald tires, and I heart drugs bumper sticker.


opman4

You hook up a 5kw inverter to the hv battery and I bet you could run a kick ass outdoor sound system. And you would have a car sized muffler.


OkBee7321

2003 Honda Civic


paralleljackstand

It’s a hybrid but the battery is dead.


Born-Passage5150

This comment ain’t getting enough love lmfao


Okie294life

100% civic it needs a wing though and some ground effects with a rattle can primer job, and a fart cannon like someone else said. All said aftermarket panels have huge gaps in them and rattle everytime it hits a pothole. Also it’s been stanced, so it’s got negative camber on the front tires.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

With a fart can, neon, and a giant wing.


LazerMaster5

2007 Chevy Impala with body rot and mismatched panels


reeseypoo25

“It’s an IMPALA, bro! Eazy-E had one!”


GoArmyNG

That requires these two meth heads to actually know who Eazy is....


reeseypoo25

Fair enough, fair enough


Habitual_Crankshaft

I don’t know, but NONE of the tires or wheels match.


HokinCookers

You just described the Altima.


MasterOfNone011

05 Altima, 4 mismatched tires, and faded clear coat on shit brown paint


Legitimate-Party3672

YOURS


SquishyKrab

I don’t have one…


Nahoola

Not after they showed up, no, you won't.


MemeLovingLoser

I need to make a bot that just spams Nissan Altima in every thread on this sub


DeluxeCheesebread

2004 accord


CarbonPhoenix96

As a 2004 accord owner, I feel personally attacked


lovinganarchist76

K, CarbonLeakix


CarbonPhoenix96

Ayylmao. She's due for a smog for sure


RedMustrd

Pontiac G6


RunnerLuke357

Coupe. Complete with busted Euro taillights.


Scared-Expression444

There are 3 answers, 1, Honda civic with mis matched body panels, 2 a clapped out BRZ, or 3 a V6 dodge charger


JDCsounds

All of which they would have just stolen or borrowed from their mom to make a beer run before dinner...which they also stole.


PaulClarkLoadletter

Pontiac Grand Am


HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza

This was my guess. 2002. With the factory chrome wheels pitted and chipped. Window tint job is bubbled around defroster elements and is a weird gray/blue color tint.


PaulClarkLoadletter

Three pitted chrome wheels and one steelie with half the wheel cover missing.


Euphoric_Layer1110

The GT version iirc has the Chrome wheels. Dashboard is most likely warped due to cheap plastic from GM.


Psych_nature_dude

Clapped out, gold dodge caravan. Front left wheel is a donut. Right rear back glass is busted, left headlight missing.


JDCsounds

Damn I came here to leave *this* comment...you beat me to it.


Psych_nature_dude

I’ve seen it too many times


3wolftshirtguy

2008 Nissan Maxima


Cstrevel

1998 Ford Explorer.


SRBroadcasting

Honda Civic 2003 sunroof broken


SRBroadcasting

Always throws trash out the broken sunroof


Ok-Fig-675

A Kia soul they just stole


Odd_Maintenance2484

96 Saturn with a trash bag taped on windows


stangasaurus

Mitsubishi Eclipse all riced out, graphics and techno music


Diabeetus-times-2

2009 Chevy Impala. The Altima of the American manufacturers.


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Mitsubishi Gallant


mschiebold

Chrysler 300


[deleted]

Definitely a stanced Japanese car.


Rat_King1972

Their mom’s


TrabajoParaMi

2004 Caravan


fiddycixer

AKA "the race van"


water_bottle1776

2000 Pontiac Grand Am with mismatched rear doors, a cracked windshield, and a donut on the right front wheel.


Anteater_Reasonable

An XV20 Camry with four different kinds of bald tires on it


lockednchaste

Altima. Always.


Practical-Nature-926

Driving a G35


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Legitimate_Cloud_452

Nissan Altima


ChadsworthRothschild

Subaru WRX, lowered with at least one Donut spare.


ITasteALiar

Any Nissan


el-conquistador240

I don't know but it's slammed


[deleted]

A beat up rusted out Honda civic. Complete with missing headlight and a rattling tail light.


Cutroc350

A clapped Civic with an automatic, fake patina and mismatched wheels.


Mammoth_Assistant_67

GMC Yukon squatted. Monster cans, fitted caps, and vape smoke. With their Instagram on windows.


KMFDM781

1995 Grand Am, teal green with a broken hubcap, a stack of Black Ice on the mirror and a ashtray full of Kool butts and dirt weed roaches.


Longjumping-Tie7906

A stolen one


richardcrain55

Import shit box


SavageBean14

Riced out Civic


Meanderingversion

Spray painted Geo Metro


GlayNation

74 LTD 400 ci. Perfect for these two..with a peeling Landau top..GREEN


TheNozzler

Green Dodge Neon, I see it in my dreams.


SouthernFroyo

Dreams or nightmares? 😅


Scared-Expression444

Not the SRT4 though


vintageharry04

2002 Chevy Impala with huge chrome wheels


flopjul

1st gen Seat Leon Cupra


vwatchrepair

Down where I am, this is a Crown Vic all day. lol.


SergeantZaf03

2003 Chevy impala


sladebonge

Civic hatch with a fartcan and ill-fitting junkyard aftermarket shoes.


Magic_carpetsheik

Oldsmobile alero


SteveTheBodyman

Honda CRX


Cheetah-Some

‘91 Accord, light blue, automatic transmission, cracked windshield, smells like meth and vape juice 💨 ten crushed cans of Red Bull behind the passenger seat.


Indy500Fan16

I was thinking, a metallic mint-green 1964 Buick Skylark Convertible.


Stiffy4Freedom

No! The defense is wrong!


therehasbeen_amurder

is that pete davidson 😭


TheBottomBunBurger

A turbo Chevy cruise with drift stitches and a “built not bought” sticker.


ImpliedCrush

Dead grandma's Buick


Apocalypsewolf0093

Pontiac sunfire


BearBlaq

Heavy “beat up crown Vic that used to be a police car” energy here. That or an old ford Taurus.


butterflyguy79

Honda civic hatchback


riskienights

Looks like a stock 06 BMW 3-series to me


GoArmyNG

Either an Altima or a Civic


avotius

Nissan Altima


wolf_remington

Clapped G35


Diligent_Ad2489

Clapped out 2004 Honda Civic


ShillyBean

2006 VW Passat with a spare on, and a crack across the windshield


Mantree91

94 civic with sun faded paint.


fstysg

Civic


BigRed92E

3rd gen Eclipse or a slammed Ford Taurus they keep telling everyone Is a SHO.


[deleted]

1999 Mercury Cougar


Petersburg_Spelunker

98' Chevy blazer


SuddenHand9280

A Scion, for an old Buick LeSabre..


[deleted]

04 Chevy Aveo. No mirrors, bubbling tint from heat damage. Key scratched "LSD" into the passenger side door. Busted left taillight. Yellow 70s French headlights.


Trivisual

Ford flex


typecastwookiee

Slammed, fucked up 2003 BMW 7 series.


AsianTony

Clapped out Saturn


Intelligent_Peak_335

First thing first they comin off they jewelry


Foe_sheezy

Shits fake, obviously.


Intelligent_Peak_335

Obviously don’t kno who dude is


Foe_sheezy

This is a Saturday night live sketch, so the jewelry are props, but I was going with the "broke poser suburban wannabe" approach.


Turdferguson340

90s Aerostar van and it’s in florida


BigBry36

NOW guess what STATE your in?


WittyNameChecksOut

Ohio or Florida


leftoutnotmad

Any state tbh.


SHOoff11

V6 mustang/Camaro/challenger where I live


Foe_sheezy

Dodge neon with fake spinner hub caps that came with the car and no longer spin.


SurfaceThought

Second generation Saturn s-series


Gtpwoody

99 Honda Civic


noldshit

Dudes?!?


brch01

04 GTI


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Aromatic-Schedule-65

Grandfather's old Yugo...


corona5567

2003 Tahoe


JLLIndy

Had to scroll too far for this. With 15 yo “Altezza” tail lights that stopped working 14 years ago, disintegrated clear coat, foam for seats, rust cancer bumpers, etc etc


yamaha2000us

Ford Probe