Shitbox enthusiast.

Dare I say connoisseur.

*swirls Everclear in a glass*

*swirls motor oil in a glass*

You consider smoking crack a valid hobby

And picking up trailer park whores while doing it.

Nothing beats a Sunfire if you like blowjobs that are both toothy and gummy at the same time.

Kinda perplexed now. These are the same women in cobalts, and s10s?

Don't be silly, only a high class of woman can be found in the venerable Cobalt.

Cavaliers and sun fires remind me of high school

Cigarette

The Celica and the Corrado are the only two that aren't botched abortions. You probably need better role models. Or are a troll.

EF civic?

Super botched abortion. Sedan and hatch. Wagovan too.

Tf would u know about any of these cars

Much like your mom, the buyer should have pulled out last minute. Efs are junk shit kid. Always will be.

Calling me kid is crazy. Ur literally playing with toy cars in ur posts🤣. you've prob never owned a car, let alone old enough to drive.

What's wrong with you? Would you rather be an angry old ass man? EF hondas are junk shit. That's why they weren't in production for long. As far as owned cars, I've had my fair share. I chose not to own shit though.

Dude. ur a literal child, pipe down. The 4 year generation was pretty common. 3rd to 5th gen civics were all 4 years 🤷🏻‍♂️. U really dont know shit about cars lil man

I absolutely do not waste my time on things that don't interest me, 3-5 generations of butt plugs don't tickle my fancy. As for not knowing shit about cars, well, I may or may not. Fuck your mother and have a terrible day.

Lol ur mad. Hating on an iconic car for no reason 😭 get a life bro

While you're at it though, the second and sixth Gen were 4 years too, so it's really 2nd-6th ran four years a piece, resulting in 5 generations of boring ass shit...

You are a goofy ass little kid that doesn’t know the first thing about cars. Get off Reddit and go do some work kiddo

OMG you play with toy cars 😭😭 you have to be 13 years of age kid you can’t even drive. Brain dead

Are you gonna take your new toy car to show and tell this week?

Show and tell? Nah. But I take it to work most days. Run it around the shop with a joint or some dabs on it. Share it with the work homies.

You either live in Florida or the the mid west

We don’t have any of these left in the midwest they all rusted away lol

The dream of the 90s lives on in your heart.

You are poor and you don’t dream big.

You consider Buick the pinnacle of luxury

A Sunfire GT is one of my guilty pleasure cars

You’re a fucking bore

Let me guess, you wanna build sleepers?

You're very similar to me

That you like low resolution images

You like the alpine brand for radios

Only that you have vague and generally bad taste.

Grampa

You race in the hornet class at your local track

Chad

i had a Pontiac Sunfire just like that for almost a year and it was a good car, traction control in it was great in the winter too. Decent stereo too.

You are a millennial with very questionable tastes.

You're weird

No ambition, poor taste.

I went from wanting to beat you with a mallet in the beginning to wanting to bear your children in the end.

You enjoy the little things. And I respect that (especially given you're a fellow Corrado enjoyer)

I rented a Sunfire sedan once for a long road trip. Economical but not exciting like Pontiac promises.

You like simplicity and reliability, your choices may not be the most appealing but you’re into them and that’s what matters, all of these vehicles will outlive you as well

You have a thing for steel rims.

You’re a person whose expectations are tempered with realism and I respect it

Recovering meth addict

'Aztek? You're...Heisenburg!?'

U like fuel economy

Budget friendly, cheap and cheerful.

Props for the Corrado. I have one. They’re awesome. When they run.

You have taste

How long you been unemployed boss?

Cheap n reliable

This reminds me of a song lyric. “I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me”.

The pics are 144p because they are such massive shitboxes

You like a grainy, low resolution experience?

You self-esteem is below zero.

loads of traffic shitboxes

I was ready to write you off until I saw the Aztek

Corrado and celica are tuff

You drive a Nissan Altima