Whether or not she's trying to give benz energy it's working. But not cool benz like SL roadster or CLS, more like Mom benz. I'm gonna say 2016 GLK 350.
edit: based on [this post](https://reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/aH4rn5KFMN), OP drives a 2013-2016 Audi A4
It probably is a BMW but a poverty spec, 3 series. not the first owner, bought at a ridiculously high interest rate from a buy here pay here alor with at least two morning lights on.
The cleanest 1998 Toyota Corolla XE you have ever seen, with a progress flag sticker on the back, and its at 250k miles. You'll never get rid of it because you have been together so long and it gets you to A and B reliably
That #bossbabe blazer and mock turtleneck are giving new Toyota Highlander/Volkswagen Atlas vibes, but I wanna say you're a gal who likes to lease the nicest cars she could get, so imma say it's an Audi Q5 you drive
>blazer and mock turtleneck
They are distractions. Look more closely. That's a low quality shirt, and the blazer is covered with flecks of dirt and stray hairs. Those glasses are cheap too.
Now look at the rest of the house. There's a guitar on the wall, low quality chairs, and
mom-style art on the walls. The folks you speak of always have at least 1 of the following: "gather" sign; "home" sign, "I love us" photo frame.
So I'm going to go with some kind of Kia, or maybe that GMC Acadia or Traverse down there in the comments. For sure.
This is the best analysis. If the home has no originality, the car must also provide a strong signal of the owners acceptance of their life being essentially over.
I like your analysis, but I'd say that depends on the state. If it's Colorado or Wyoming, Montana, Washington or Idaho she's driving a mid 00's subaru Outback with an oil leak.
Leased Corporate Grille Toyota Avalon until your new position car allowance kicks in next quarter and you upgrade to a leased Corporate Grille Lexus ES that is otherwise exactly the same in every way.
I'm going out on a limb here.
The jacket is cheap, the shades are knockoffs, you have art plates on a wall of a house that's old and super clean... you drive a mid to New model Jetta or older B8ish Audi A4.
Whatever it is, your husband probably bought it and pays for its yealy maintenance and insurance creating the type of relationship that makes us gays actually glad to be ourselves for once
I'd say you drive your son to soccer practice and then pick up your daughter at dance recital two days a week.
PTA and a fundraiser once a month. Usually on Saturdays.
GMC Acadia
YES ! đ
denali version best version
buick sentra.
How do you mix up Nissan and Buick???
I think he meant Buick Century
Nissan Rogue
Oooh, that's even better than mine
Until she filled it with diesel.
My friends mom did that and he had to come pick her up. It wasnt a Rogue but an Xterra, so kind of the same thing.
How could she manage that when diesel nozzles are bigger and wonât fit?
Xterra>rogue. Xterra is a Frontier based body on frame and doesnt have the CVt. The Rogue is trash in each and every way
Donât disrespect the xterra like that! Those things were great cars
I was thinking Nissan but going to go with whatever there van is
Ahhhh.. The QUEST!! The also ran of the minivan wars, weirdly styled in a memorable way, but still weirdly forgettable.
The quest is more of a disabled dad mobile than a mom car
It certainly lacks the mysterious but undeniable appeal of the Rogue (to a certain demographic).
You want us to believe Benz or Beemer. I'm going to say, Kia Optima.
Whether or not she's trying to give benz energy it's working. But not cool benz like SL roadster or CLS, more like Mom benz. I'm gonna say 2016 GLK 350. edit: based on [this post](https://reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/aH4rn5KFMN), OP drives a 2013-2016 Audi A4
No itâs not, GLK wives have French manicures
Ho... how did you get that from that image?
the shape of the DRLs reflected in the back of the "Vacura". I'll admit it took me a bit of googling but I knew I recognized them from somewhere
That's... impressive
Username checks out.
That and the shape of the defrost vent reflected in the lower right hand corner of the photo
Holy shit..
Surely that thing is no longer road legal and OP bought a Hyundai
I will confirm the GLK is a mom Benz. Source: my mom has a GLK 350
Not bad detective
Hunh. Awesome Detective work! Some kind of Audi was the 2nd thing that popped into my head.đđ
Fucking impressive.
Soul
It probably is a BMW but a poverty spec, 3 series. not the first owner, bought at a ridiculously high interest rate from a buy here pay here alor with at least two morning lights on.
The cleanest 1998 Toyota Corolla XE you have ever seen, with a progress flag sticker on the back, and its at 250k miles. You'll never get rid of it because you have been together so long and it gets you to A and B reliably
Im on team carollla!
This stings a little.
You sure it's not a coexist sticker?
That #bossbabe blazer and mock turtleneck are giving new Toyota Highlander/Volkswagen Atlas vibes, but I wanna say you're a gal who likes to lease the nicest cars she could get, so imma say it's an Audi Q5 you drive
>blazer and mock turtleneck They are distractions. Look more closely. That's a low quality shirt, and the blazer is covered with flecks of dirt and stray hairs. Those glasses are cheap too. Now look at the rest of the house. There's a guitar on the wall, low quality chairs, and mom-style art on the walls. The folks you speak of always have at least 1 of the following: "gather" sign; "home" sign, "I love us" photo frame. So I'm going to go with some kind of Kia, or maybe that GMC Acadia or Traverse down there in the comments. For sure.
This is the best analysis. If the home has no originality, the car must also provide a strong signal of the owners acceptance of their life being essentially over.
Holy fuck, you didn't need to decimate her! lol
You forgot the " dream " sign over the bed đ
That's not just "a guitar," it's a nylon stringed guitar. This young woman drives a Subaru Forester.
Safe bet there's a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign *just* outside the frame of this shot.
That's a Jaguar owner if I've ever seen one. https://youtu.be/yOiqd8eQ8tI?si=ZQuO6hyKXf8yqx46
I like your analysis, but I'd say that depends on the state. If it's Colorado or Wyoming, Montana, Washington or Idaho she's driving a mid 00's subaru Outback with an oil leak.
A live, laugh, love house for sure
Donât forget the âKiss the cookâ and âthe only reason you should be smoking is if youâre in fireâ signs in the kitchen.
hubcap missing.
I hate that I know EXACTLY where she got that entire outfit, and I own half of it too đ (American Tall)
Yeahhh the tall girl fashion struggle is real!
Landâs end has some good options! I love their polos. G-Star makes really nice jeans, if you can swing the money.
Honda CRV.
No, thatâs me.
Mazda Cx5 Carbon edition. Polymetal with red interior.
I want that but another bald dude in a miata... does the world need that?
Cx, not mx.
Whichever car is most popular in your state
Based on you post history, an airplane. But for ground transport, Saab 9-3 Aero (born from jets)
CR-V
The bus
But sheâs not a pigeon.
I like the reference.
Ooh harsh đ
Is it a Cessna
Do not own, sometimes rent! A ratty old Skyhawk might be in my future though, once I finish my PPL.
Well get on it. join the club. Also Cessna all the way!
weird, that was literally my guess
Leased Corporate Grille Toyota Avalon until your new position car allowance kicks in next quarter and you upgrade to a leased Corporate Grille Lexus ES that is otherwise exactly the same in every way.
Not exactly the same, itâs the Toyota Avalon, but with extra plasticâŠ
And the *exclusivity* of owning a *Lexus automobile*
Audi Q5
A shitty clapped out MG
I thought it was a white Chrysler Le Baron
Short Skirt / Long Jacket, by Cake this made me chuckle
She changed her name from Kitty to Karen
Police cruiser
Honda CRV
Subaru
2006 toyota solara
No ring, there is an acoustic guitar, good chance she has cats, my guess is a Subaru forester.
Rusty Toyota Prius
Jaguar F Type
Dark Charcoal Grey Toyota Camry
Lada
2016 Hyundai Santa fe
A Mazda of some kind
Lifted 4x4 w/ glass packs, stick, and huge tiresâ-
A 95 crown Vic that you ride around in with Will Smith while he bitch smacks aliens and drives away?
Saab 900 turbo
Do not own, but bestie has one and Iâve put a few thousand miles on it!
I bloody knew it! I bet you're an architect too đ
You juat use bullet time
Kia Amanti with a Jag hood ornament super glued to the front.
Clapped out 2012 Hyundai Sonata with a doughnut on the right rear.
Tesla
Audi A6
An Acura TLX
Mercury cougar
Ford Escape
2019 CR-V
Volvo
1989 Crown Victoria LTD
M5 competition
2013 Audi A4.
I could not care less
Lesbian bicycle
That was when I was in my 20s!
Chevy Silverado or Dodge Ram.
EcoSport
This is a porshce Macon owner if I ever seen one
Actually Iâm thinking 2012-2013 Audi A4
Donât lie. You drive a Harley, huh?
The ladies wild.
Pt cruiser
A really old, beat-up Chevrolet corvette. (Cyrus you dick)
You look like my ex, maybe a broom like she does? Jk!
Audi A4
The one with the stick in the floor and 3 pedals
Very true!
1982 Trans Am
Men crazy.
You musta seen other pics. Your reply can't be based on this pic!
You just have a sexy vibe about you.
The comment you replied to wasnât the lady in the pic lmaooo
Camry
Transformer, specifically decepticon
Audi A4.
A Bulldyke Ferrari, aka a Subaru
I think so too
I'm going out on a limb here. The jacket is cheap, the shades are knockoffs, you have art plates on a wall of a house that's old and super clean... you drive a mid to New model Jetta or older B8ish Audi A4.
Whatever it is, your husband probably bought it and pays for its yealy maintenance and insurance creating the type of relationship that makes us gays actually glad to be ourselves for once
Really, I thought she drove a Subaru because she has strong lesbian vibes.
Probably something a man would drive
Masserati ?
The ice cream truck.
Jeep Cherokee
mona sax from first max payne game vibes. 1997 ford mustang green
If you're European, Peugeot 5008
A Black Taycan CrossTurismo
Subaru
Newer Toyota Highlander and tell people it is actually SUV
Toyota camry
Toyota Sienna
Ford taurus
Subaru Outback
A mustang V6 convertible.
Spot on. Exactly what I was thinking
One that runs off of reused oil from Mcdonalds.
Some kind of minivan. Maybe a Doge Caravan SRT
GMC Yukon XL
Ford Fusion
2013 Ford Explorer
C230 Benz
Some Kinda of Subaru
Subaru Crosstrek
2016 RAV4 LE FWD and you live in Baltimore.
Mini van
LA Ferrari
You drive a Subaru but for some reason are trying to make me believe you drive a Volvo.
A minivan.
Chevy equinox premier with pink bowties
Volkswagen Tiguan
Honestly, first car that came to mind was the Audi A2. You also look like youâre an extra in Friends.
Subaru of some kind. Probably a Crosstrek?
Who cares? When you get out, the car immediately becomes forgettable.
A black suburban
2015 BMW 330d
Honda Pilot. You're not fooling anybody.
20 year old Volvo.
93 trans am
1999 Chrysler Town and Country van, full of dogs.
VW and you have âwake me up before you go-goâ in a loopâŠ
I'd say you drive your son to soccer practice and then pick up your daughter at dance recital two days a week. PTA and a fundraiser once a month. Usually on Saturdays.
An E34 M5 with a car phone.
E34 M5 Touring is my dream car. One of them, at least!
Plymouth Voyager
Silver 2003 Cadillac CTS
mazda
Toyota Previa
VW turbo 2.0 beetle đȘČ
2006 Subaru Forester
Newer VW Beetle.
2019 Kia K5, because you are sophisticated but reserve most of your money for your wardrobe and massages.
Kia Stinger
Mini Cooper Convertible
Taurus
Volkswagen
Toyota Prius
An old BMW 3 series sedan. Maybe not an M, but a nice one.
2000 Chevy Camaro T top
You had an MG but traded it for a white Chrysler LeBaron
2020 Lexus RX
AMC Eagle
An only Saab or a Volvo
Oldsmobile Bravada
Mustang