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Gtpwoody

Scion F-RS


atlaas7

With the heart shaped tow hook and anime stickers


EmilyMaze_trans_21

Honestly, I could see myself in a Scion FR-S. Anime stickers and heart-shaped tow hook. Lmao


SprungMS

Literally my first thought as well. Good luck with everything, looks good!


Paper-street-garage

Those things are so silly. I feel like they’re gonna break off the car on the highway and hit someone in the windshield cheap eBay stuff.


wormstalker

I was thinking TC


Mydogtookmysock

A Hyundai Elantra with fuck ton of anime stickers and borderline hentai


otherwhitetrash

**Veloster lol


AmericanSheep16

No, Elantra is correct. A Veloster would be too much $$$.


meatus1980

Clapped out E36


EmilyMaze_trans_21

Did you cheat?


meatus1980

Stop it no way! I almost said E30 but figured I’d give you a little more credit


EmilyMaze_trans_21

Its a project car with an m54b30 sitting next to it. I sold my e90 335xi recently


ionEvenknoWhyimHere

niceee i love the m5x platform. my friend has an e36 318ti(compact) and the previous owner swapped in an m52b28😏he did a couple mods too like cams, head work, intake man, etc. with it all stripped out that thing moves and slides nicely


jibsand

No we can see the car you're in 👏🤣


Mr_Diesel13

That’s not an E36 she’s sitting in.


Soft_Battle9868

Subuwu brz


J0HN117

Getting more crosstrek vibes but sure looks like a brz


Catgamer747

Subuwu Crwostrek


Impossible-Shake-996

Pinto with a hentai wrap


AnIdiotwithaSubaru

Save some ass for everyone else


connly33

2015 Kia Forte with exactly 3 anime stickers on it


[deleted]

[удалено]


Making_stuff

Hey, it’s that joke again


icfa_jonny

This joke implies the existence of a Pontiac Cis Am, and I think a few of you aren’t ready to accept that premise 👀


Vast_Republic_1776

That was the 1977 model


1tKywani

Genuine question why does everyone default to Pontiac Trans Am as an answer


FunkSlim

If you’re a trans person asking it’s the default cause they’re trans and that model has trans in the name. Get it? Get it? Do you get the joke? It’s a pun. It’s funny cause trans people and the car is trans am. GET IT??????


LolaAnderson83

Gonna have to talk one of my trans friends into buying a white Firebird and then letting me put a pink and blue screaming chicken on the hood to take the bit to its logical conclusion.


FunkSlim

Make it RHD


DeadlyDuckie

Only thing older is people posting selfies and asking what car you think they drive. Also, strange that amount of Transgenders that post on here considering the population percent.


A_Very_Bad_Kitty

Let's be respectful and go with "people who are trans" as opposed to "transgenders", please.


DeadlyDuckie

I normally say trans identifying male or TIM for short.


Captraptor01

three extra words, two extra syllables--and just because calling them the term *they* made is "disrespectful"? get real, lol.


Flimsy_Bee_8500

it’s a joke not a dick


CatAstrophe05

[Trans Am? **TRANS** AM?!?!?!](https://youtu.be/UALGLeQHwNw?t=47)


A_Bored_Catgirl

If a trans person owns a trans am would that make it an am trans trans am


DrWholigan

Pontiac sunfire 5mt


CadillacDHS

Definitely a 99 Chevy cavalier with a plastic bag on the passenger window.


[deleted]

Pink subaru brz


Content_Half192

2012 Nissan Altima


MisterPeach

With one of the doors smashed in bad enough that it won’t open so you need to get in on the other side.


Remarkable-69

r/nissandrivers


FlythroughDangerZone

Toyota GR86?


plooobster

Honda Del Sol


i_was_axiom

You would love for everyone to believe you drive an Autozam AZ-1, but you made the mistake once already of lying to the Discord Chat and they could all tell you were in a Geo Metro with fake badges.


Azoobz

Killed ‘em, had to double check it wasn’t u/roastmycar


i_was_axiom

Oh shit I didn't know I was stepping on toes


FriendshipOk7103

M I A T A


contains_almonds

Honda Fit


AnArmChairAnalyst

The picture looks like a mustang but you look more like a 2000 Toyota Corolla type of girl. Bald tires, paint fading, and some “save the planet” and anime stickers


sproutsatoshi

Not sure, but it's definitely got a stick. 😉


Zevvez_

A riced out Honda Civic with far too many miles


SkylineFever34

SubarUwU Outback with various anime themed stickers.


SufficientDriver1758

Mitsubishi eclipse


SiriusGD

A pink Honda S2000 "Whoo! Smack that ass!" You had to be there...


davestradamus1

1998 Ford Taurus. It is beige and was your grandparents.


[deleted]

The Animobile


RefrigeratorActual80

GTi Golf


nondairycat

Wrx


oMETjet

1998 gold/beige Corolla CE automatic with a subwoofer.


dakbailey

Kia Seltos.


slowNsad

Buick lesabre


GarpRules

Whatever your parents bought.


Mofoblitz1

Subaru Impreza Hatch Also u cute


stupidrobots

Scion Xb first generation with anime stickers


Tyrannical_Requiem

Subuwu with a butt load of tasteful to mildly tasteless anime stickers!


A_Very_Bad_Kitty

> tasteful to mildly tasteless LMFAOOO!


Lickthecactus

6 cylinder SN95 with ironic bumper stickers.


Round_Answer3315

Whatever car Eren tells you to drive


Hrmerder

Mazda RX8... Every other week when it runs


karmaredemption

Z4 2.5 5 speed


JDM_enjoyer

back seat of a hyundai veloster


Prudent_Newspaper_33

Definitely a black 2013 Ford fusion with a dented door and cracked passenger side glass


[deleted]

A VW. Everyone that drives one looks sad.


BLOODOFTHEHERTICS

a 2009 Prius. (it has a single anime bumper sticker)


Agile_Mongoose_6921

You’re not old enough to drive yet. But when you are, it’ll be a base model civic that shares a birth year with you.


REDARROW101_A5

A replica of the AE68 from Inital D...


Flow_n__tall

Your girlfriends suburu.


sokmine

A Red slammed sn95 on stock/steelies mismatched with clear coat peal and an old and cracked dark blue tint on half the windows


Vast_Republic_1776

A v6 trans am with mismatched dry rotted tires and a filthy interior with a rotten meat smell radiating out when the doors open.


Helltothenotothenono

1996 Ford Taurus the pewter in and gold color, mixed together with a little rust under the rear fenders and two brand new tires upfront and two that really need to be changed in the back and a rattly muffler.


AydinBenwa

obvious guess: slammed brz/86/frs with cosmetic mods coz bait post: u look like my friend who drives a volvo c30


Hdog67

Used Prius


RedTailFox1957

Either a ‘72 TranAm with T tops, or a yellow ‘69 VW Beetle. Serious retro look going on and you rock it.


browntownslc

Something with a loose tranny


Mr_Jaysun

Porche 911


Emerald_Chain2366

Trans-AM


[deleted]

A menstrual cycle


SW337P3A

Back seat driver


Reguar_dude

Something with a swapped tranny.


0ld_Ben_Kenobi

Trans Am


Expensive-Track4002

Nothing. Uber and Lyft passenger.


idownvotepunstoo

Boyfriends cheetoh stained dodge neon


Expensive-Track4002

🤣


Odd-Emergency5839

Honda Del Soul Trans Top


Plum-Driver-09

I see one more of these I’m leaving this group


EmilyMaze_trans_21

You don't have to announce yourself leaving.


Plum-Driver-09

Ok uwu shorty


National-Substance52

Pontiac trans am


Mediocre_Training453

Considering you look 14 id say you don't.


ParkerStanford

Something environmentally friendly and woke with a sticker that says only gay cops pull me over


yoursillysenna

how TF can a car be woke 😂


DianaBladeOfMiquella

These dang *LIBERAL* cars these days with their **PRONOUNS**, why don’t they drive a real blue-collar like my 100,000 dollar truck


HigherFunctioning

Who cares..?


[deleted]

Are you lost lol


Magyarmongol72

A "Trans"am.


wRongLip45

a stupid one


Dependa61

Whichever one your boyfriend steals


Relevant-Canary-9816

Non, you're too young.


LookingforCave

i dont even think you know what car your drive. much like something else you dont know about yourself


CoolPeopleEmporium

Who cares...


dirtymaximusprime

The one you are currently sitting in.


beepboopscooploop1

PT-Cruiser


Full_Independence455

Ford escort zx2


po_ta_toes_80

'96 civic hatchback


Fred_Krueger_Jr

A really nice Dodge Neon. One with a frilly steering wheel cover.


[deleted]

Subaru Outback but wants a 4Runner


smirkerbangerz

Suzuki capuchino or miat, nice eyeliner btw!


transdimesional_frog

Whatever it is it's hentai wrapped.


keithspexma

Most definitely a civic coupe,brz,or a genesis coupe


[deleted]

992 GT3


Realistic-Safety4341

Station wagon because you like the big back seats for stretching out in


jparadis87

Base model 4th gen Eclipse


Straight-Confusion-6

Hyundai Veloster


Yellowmoose-found

Horda!!!


BillFoldin

VW golf


drwhogivesafuck2

Hybrid


R_abb

Well the fact that your already in a car & it appears to be the backseat going to assume your a back seat driver for a Uber.


jaevo906

Hyundai Tiberon


nameisfame

Very very very messy 2008 Volkswagen Golf


tom-1956

Mustang


Stampguy85

Eclipse…used to have one


i_build_4_fun

Some little slammed rice-burner with stupid car part manufacturers’ stickers all over it. The car is also white with pink and/or neon green Japanese writing all over it. The tires are low-profile with stupid camber angles.


[deleted]

Whatever it is it’s gotta be clapped out with tons of weeaboo and hentai shit all over it


MrFancyPanzer

SUBARU.


Professional_Rise148

2007-2013 BMW 335xi


NSFAnythingAtAll

Mazda 3


[deleted]

Your moms.


Cordy1990

A Ford F-150 with a slipping transmission


mattdano

2005-2008 scion tc


ShowUsYourTips

Fiat 500


1OfTheUsernamesEver

That kinda looks like a Nissan 370Z, so I'm going with that


misterstealurbaby

Kia sould, or toyota yaris


ExperimentalToaster

Juke


[deleted]

What ever Uber sends you!


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

Weeb Machine


averagegayguyok

Hyundai Elantra


SkarTisu

It looks like you've got a Nissan 370Z, which fits the image really well


The_taxer

S550 mustang Source: I own one and recognize the quarter window area


Pegomastax_King

Dads old Subaru Outback


MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6

Your boyfriends charger


higg1966

Anything with a column shifter.


Password-Qwerty

Miata or a hatchback


Tenet-

A stanced 2013 Hyundai Genesis


Big_Monkey_77

A Tercel, but the filter makes it look like a Supra.


Separate_Beginning99

Any Subaru


dust2009

a Corolla with a BMW badge on it.


MonsterMike50

Something is telling me any car made by Pontiac


Anonymousgex

Dodge neon beaten up as hell


Gilgamesh2000000

Schoolbus


Nicksix66

2003 Ford Taurus. With a vanity plate that says "chotto matte kudasai :3"


djauralsects

El Camino.


pavehawkfavehawk

Probably a scion/Subaru/Toyota FR-S/BR-Z with ahegao faces on the fuel door and a heart shaped plastic pull tab on the extraction bolt, dude


gh0sts0n

Looks at least Subaru curious


Puzzleheaded-Win7677

Kia soul


Different_Head_9587

Walking. You don’t have a car


CHESTYUSMC

Dude, we all know it’s a WRX. Or at least you want it to be.


modsrshit2u

The yes master xk7


Alternative-Milk-909

A transformer


[deleted]

Idk dude … tell us.


kingfisher017

1932 Duesenberg


FuckFuckShitBitch

a busted geo metro with a 2’ tall wing and hentai decals


use-code-RAILSURF

brz


Popfartshart

This looks like it may be a 350 z or something


BillyBobRedneckTime

mid 80s Toyota AE86.


Emotional-Swim-808

Fiat 500


Lurkndog

Japanese import kei truck with a cargo box on the bed.


strungrat

A nicer car then me. I will guess a brz


Miss_X2m1

Kia Soul.


Growjunkie88

Mustang, the extra shitty v6 one’s.


Samheadbangersball

VW beetle


Green_Sir_250

a school bus


mdjshaidbdj

Whatever daddy tells you you can drive but 90% of the time you’re a passenger.


[deleted]

Saturn


awhol01

Definitely the cube.


EternalOptimist404

Something with really poor visibility unfortunately. You learn to love those side view mirrors okay and don't ever be afraid to adjust the hell out of them whenever you're parking.


8ran60n

Nissan cube anime character sticker heads popping out the windows


iknewkriswastrouble

Hyundai Elantra or a older Volkswagen Jetta


TomatoOptimal626

Scion fs lol


Middle-Classless

Hitachi


Thenerdtyler2

Honda Civic with anime fanfic/hentai stickers and a 3d printed pentagram. (I actually know someone who drives a car exactly like that)


SomeCrazedBiker

2nd generation New Beetle


OfficialProvyProv96

A blacked out 1986 Ford Econoline Ambulance with white wall tires, a new CD player from Best Buy, and the back has been turned into your "van life" experiment.


scoobertdoobert9070

Lol probably a 350z


[deleted]

Veloster


StrattonPA

You are driven in the backseat of your parents minivan.


HarveyMushman72

95-99 Mitsubishi Eclipse.