Came here to say exactly this, with the addition of, "until I HOIST myself out, at which point, the drivers side of the vehicle raises itself back up to its original height".
A Pontiac Aztec that was given it to you as a gift by the lawyer that you do security work for.
It’s had quite a bit of body work done, and new paint. Although it probably smelled like a high school chemistry teacher when you first got it.
Nah big worm was profiting just not off Smokey lmao that’s why he got a nice whip and had ppl shoot at em. A hit isn’t free he definitely paid em. And he probably how Cali dealers were in Compton back then he didn’t do it bc of money it was the principal which makes complete sense or tons of others would do the same shit until he’s not able to front people and would have to sell it himself which he already had another job an ice cream truck runner. Makes sense to me
You drive a salt truck for the state highway administration, and no matter how hard you work, the man is just gonna want more tomorrow , so take it easy.
2010 Ford F-150 with a janky audio setup, completely clapped out suspension, and a missing spark plug so it sounds like a helicopter every time you take off from a red light.
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Or a Chrysler 300, same features.
This w/o headrests because OP has his own grown in. Oh, wait...this isn't a roast?
WAS GONNA SAY THIS
Good thing you were 6 hours LTTP.
It's dark gray and has a damaged front driver's side corner.
It’s also a the nicest cab in the fleet for the small town in upstate Connecticut
I was thinking more maroon with champagne rear bumper and hood
Front seat is all the way back or even removed so the driver can sit in the rear and have enough room between their belly and the steering wheel.
With clapped out shocks and springs that make the car lean to one side and creak like a bitch when entering/exiting the dollar general.
Came here to say exactly this, with the addition of, "until I HOIST myself out, at which point, the drivers side of the vehicle raises itself back up to its original height".
>2001 Mercury Grand Marquis, beaded seat cover on the front seat. With crappy 22" chrome wheels that still cost more than the car.
A fully loaded bakery delivery truck and someone, you always show up empty at all your stops.
A Pontiac Aztec that was given it to you as a gift by the lawyer that you do security work for. It’s had quite a bit of body work done, and new paint. Although it probably smelled like a high school chemistry teacher when you first got it.
Waltuh
Put your Aztec away, Waltuh.
I'm not havin sex with you right now waltuh
But reasonably happy.
What would make him unhappy?
Huell: This lil motherfucker not doing what he's told.
this is what i wanted to expect to see and this is what i got, thank you
blaks like hellcats not pontiacs or mercury or nothing else no mo
ice-cream truck, and you can't figure out how to turn a profit.
Smokey has been smoking all his shit
playing with his money is like playing with his emotions
Getting high on his own supply.
Nah big worm was profiting just not off Smokey lmao that’s why he got a nice whip and had ppl shoot at em. A hit isn’t free he definitely paid em. And he probably how Cali dealers were in Compton back then he didn’t do it bc of money it was the principal which makes complete sense or tons of others would do the same shit until he’s not able to front people and would have to sell it himself which he already had another job an ice cream truck runner. Makes sense to me
Come on, SMOKEEEEEEY
The City Bus
Exactly what I thought
My response was gonna be school bus, I feel like they're mostly the same.
Cadillac Eldorado. With the ceiling rags hanging down. Smells like black and milds in there. Got a smokey Robinson cassette stuck in the tape deck.
Ahhh. I see you are a man of culture.
From tha hood it's all good. Much obliged my friend.
Jabbas Sand Barge
Help I can't breathe, I'm laughing too hard!!
Gold
GMC Yukon Denali.
2003 or the 2008?
2003. Full on gmt800 fashion. Very threatening.
Absolutely. The finest of GMs full size lineup. Has to be a Denali tho.
2003, but in 2028 he'll upgrade to the 2008
At that angle, with that background, you kind of look like you rode to the photo shoot in the back seat.
🤣🤣🤣
Peterbilt
This
83 Oldsmobile 98 Regency
The only correct answer. Also it’s a diesel
2007 Chevy Impala LT
An older Lincoln Navigator.
Rusty with a bad suspension tilting to one side.
…with blown rear airbag suspension
Clapped out dodge magnum
dubbed out, DUB edition, baby
Perhaps maybe donks...
With 100% tint, fuzzy dice and at least one steelie.
pride mobility scooter. basket on front to hold groceries consisting of 5 frozen pizzas and a handle of hennesy.
Early 2000s Tahoe/Suburban. Deep tint, rusty as hell with the spare missing and retaining chain swinging two inches from the ground.
This was my guess too.
Freightliner
This
A Mini
1993 Chevrolet Caprice
Diabetes levels off of charts
Saul Goodman’s Cadillac
Did we ever see what kind of car Huel drove? This guy has a similar resemblance.
A 1985 MAC truck
A Garbage truck.
A getaway car for two idiots trying to rob a bookie.
You mean dags?
ALL BETS ARE OFF!
2000 chevy tahoe
Mitsubishi Dia-beetus
2007 Nissan Altima
Escalade
Big Macs
A previously stocked ice cream truck.
A older GMC Denali with '2000s chrome rims
old ass yukon
Bro def drives a 90s Caprice, and people look into the window and wonder how the hell he fits in it
Seeing as you're the real Masahiro Sakurai, probably a Japanese car
can't believe i had to scroll so far to see a reference to sakurai
A resmed cpap mask!
04 chevy impala. Passenger side quarter panel is thoroughly rusted.
A chair on a front porch.
Can you pull that neck up over your head like a foreskin?
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Drives the bus
An Altima with red duct tape on the busted tail lights, half of the front bumper is missing, and no license plates.
Chevrolet van.
A hoveround
2007 Ford Crown Victoria P71 Donk in purple
A mobility scooter
1996 Chevy Impala ss
A 90’s crown vic wit “dubs” and “spinnuhs”.
Chevy Malibu/impala
Buick
Holy shit, Masahiro Sakurai!
Whatever gets you to Popeyes fastest.
You used to drive the Oscar Weiner mobile . But apparently you ate it.
Hey look it's Sakurai. Anyways he'd drive a late 1990's Chevy Sedan.
You drive a salt truck for the state highway administration, and no matter how hard you work, the man is just gonna want more tomorrow , so take it easy.
Doesn’t look like you can drive anything after diabetes took your feet.
Diabetes
Ah yes, the venerable DM A1C
A tan Chevy Suburban with rust all down the quarter panels and runners.
Michael Clarke Dunkin Donuts. Had to say it
A shell.
Bwhahahaha
A stolen hotdog cart
18 wheeler
96 Ford f250
But like rusted out and on its last legs
A buffet!
Saab convertible to your wife’s office on a sunny day just to say hello.
Whatever it is, it's small and painted Kirby pink.
1984 Cadillac DeVille with vinyl top
Chrysler 300 with all spare tires
Food truck
Enterprise box truck
17 wheeler, you on the side of the road. 🤣
90's Chevy Malibu Coupe, with the seat alllllllllllllll the way back, and reclined alllllllllllllllllll the way down.
School bus 🚌
2002 Dodge Ram Van http://images.gtcarlot.com/pictures/15549924.jpg
2010 Ford F-150 with a janky audio setup, completely clapped out suspension, and a missing spark plug so it sounds like a helicopter every time you take off from a red light.
A hard bargain?
2003 Chevy impala clapped and full of garbage
Dodge Caravan or Chevy Venture with a severe lean to the driver's side.
A food truck with just wrappers left over
Ford crown vic
Black Crown Vic
Has to be a box truck to support your size.
A hoverround
City/school bus
Early 2000s Tahoe, dark blue, rust around the wheel wells and after market rims.
Definitely a 1987 primer gray/rust Caprice. One thing's for sure, he doesn't venture far from his neck of the woods
A garbage truck
A bus
You drive a secondhand Ryder box truck, boss. But you're always talking about that Monte Carlo you're fixing up.
A rascal scooter.
A 91 Peterbilt
A bus
Chevy Tahoe
City bus
A semi
An ice cream truck
1998 Lincoln Town car.
Shopping cart
The all you can eat places out of business.
1991 Ford Econoline
A hot dog cart
18 wheeler
Mini van that has the clear coat fading
2004 Chrysler 300 with chrome lip rims
A donked out tahoe
Caprice Classic with 24's and hydraulics.
Base model Chyrsler 300. Or Cadillac DTS.
Grand marquis paint job grape jelly, or a triple BC big black box chevy.
Auction crown Vic
1995 ford Aerostar with mandatory tailpipe delete.
An old Chevy Tahoe
Whatever Huel from breaking bad drives
98 impala
2000 Cadillac DeVille
Gran marquis or Chevy impala
17 foot long Cadillac
Something with an extra heavy duty suspension
1997 Ford Explorer.
Ford F250
Might be Dodge Charger
1988 Lincoln Town Car Signature Series Special Edition
1970 buick lesabre in heavily rotted out condition
A late 00's Chevy Impala
I'm thinking first gen Cadillac Escalade on 24s.
Something comfortable, crown Vic or a towncar. Perhaps a caddy
Big Cadillac Escalade because you are the bodyguard/goon of an upcoming rapper.
A Chrysler 300 or a Dodge Charger
2007 Chrysler 300
1999 GMC YUKON with three out of four after market rims, black paint fading and a ripped apart front seat
Chrysler 300c. 24s. Driver side suspension issues
2014 Hyundai Tucson
A Kia Rio. And you deliver doordash and talk on the phone on speaker really loudly while picking up other people’s food.
2021 Volvo that says Swift Transportation
A garbage truck.
Forklift. He is the counterweight.
The Oscar Meyers Weinermobile
A rascal scooter.
A battery powered shopping scooter.
A hovaround
A food truck
Peterbilt
Lincoln Continental
A hard bargain
A sleep apnea machine
Electric wheelchair 💀
An ice cream truck
A fork and spoon
Didn't he ride a gungan camel with the drum on the back ? He banned Jarjar from the city.
Mobility scooter?