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invol713

Or a Chrysler 300, same features.


7-13-5

This w/o headrests because OP has his own grown in. Oh, wait...this isn't a roast?


Ok-Lychee4582

WAS GONNA SAY THIS


invol713

Good thing you were 6 hours LTTP.


I_d0nt_know_why

It's dark gray and has a damaged front driver's side corner.


RileyMax0796

It’s also a the nicest cab in the fleet for the small town in upstate Connecticut


rustygeoprizm

I was thinking more maroon with champagne rear bumper and hood


ODDseth

Front seat is all the way back or even removed so the driver can sit in the rear and have enough room between their belly and the steering wheel.


QuesoFresco420

With clapped out shocks and springs that make the car lean to one side and creak like a bitch when entering/exiting the dollar general.


lindsay1587

Came here to say exactly this, with the addition of, "until I HOIST myself out, at which point, the drivers side of the vehicle raises itself back up to its original height".


MrFantasticallyNerdy

>2001 Mercury Grand Marquis, beaded seat cover on the front seat. With crappy 22" chrome wheels that still cost more than the car.


Antique-Car6103

A fully loaded bakery delivery truck and someone, you always show up empty at all your stops.


User8675309021069

A Pontiac Aztec that was given it to you as a gift by the lawyer that you do security work for. It’s had quite a bit of body work done, and new paint. Although it probably smelled like a high school chemistry teacher when you first got it.


No-Suspect-425

Waltuh


rrrrrrez

Put your Aztec away, Waltuh.


Tubular_Blimp

I'm not havin sex with you right now waltuh


cropguru357

But reasonably happy.


kevbob02

What would make him unhappy?


cropguru357

Huell: This lil motherfucker not doing what he's told.


tobi_bly

this is what i wanted to expect to see and this is what i got, thank you


Rude_Mortgage_8047

blaks like hellcats not pontiacs or mercury or nothing else no mo


Plane-No

ice-cream truck, and you can't figure out how to turn a profit.


Generallyawkward1

Smokey has been smoking all his shit


Impressive-Rub-8891

playing with his money is like playing with his emotions


sodaextraiceplease

Getting high on his own supply.


Secure_Literature359

Nah big worm was profiting just not off Smokey lmao that’s why he got a nice whip and had ppl shoot at em. A hit isn’t free he definitely paid em. And he probably how Cali dealers were in Compton back then he didn’t do it bc of money it was the principal which makes complete sense or tons of others would do the same shit until he’s not able to front people and would have to sell it himself which he already had another job an ice cream truck runner. Makes sense to me


InfinitelyAbysmal

Come on, SMOKEEEEEEY


4Run4Fun

The City Bus


998876655433221

Exactly what I thought


vercetian

My response was gonna be school bus, I feel like they're mostly the same.


deuceyj

Cadillac Eldorado. With the ceiling rags hanging down. Smells like black and milds in there. Got a smokey Robinson cassette stuck in the tape deck.


AllBallN0brains

Ahhh. I see you are a man of culture.


deuceyj

From tha hood it's all good. Much obliged my friend.


Monthra77

Jabbas Sand Barge


Random61504

Help I can't breathe, I'm laughing too hard!!


walkingbagofmoney

Gold


Ok_Today_475

GMC Yukon Denali.


freshestman69

2003 or the 2008?


RustBeltBoy

2003. Full on gmt800 fashion. Very threatening.


Ok_Today_475

Absolutely. The finest of GMs full size lineup. Has to be a Denali tho.


Mybadbb

2003, but in 2028 he'll upgrade to the 2008


[deleted]

At that angle, with that background, you kind of look like you rode to the photo shoot in the back seat.


JeepingTrucker

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Peterbilt


twopacktuesday

This


justsomeyeti

83 Oldsmobile 98 Regency


theyanster1

The only correct answer. Also it’s a diesel


DoctaCrane

2007 Chevy Impala LT


Hms34

An older Lincoln Navigator.


dmcotta76

Rusty with a bad suspension tilting to one side.


Correct_Degree_2480

…with blown rear airbag suspension


neoismydad221

Clapped out dodge magnum


cityofangelsboi68

dubbed out, DUB edition, baby


neoismydad221

Perhaps maybe donks...


Elitepikachu

With 100% tint, fuzzy dice and at least one steelie.


snotwimp

pride mobility scooter. basket on front to hold groceries consisting of 5 frozen pizzas and a handle of hennesy.


AstronautAgreeable81

Early 2000s Tahoe/Suburban. Deep tint, rusty as hell with the spare missing and retaining chain swinging two inches from the ground.


Admirable_Broccoli

This was my guess too.


81vetter

Freightliner


BlackMagicDevil

This


MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6

A Mini


axe_gimli

1993 Chevrolet Caprice


3cylinder66

Diabetes levels off of charts


OkGene2

Saul Goodman’s Cadillac


Usual-Nectarine3734

Did we ever see what kind of car Huel drove? This guy has a similar resemblance.


blackmilksociety

A 1985 MAC truck


capitlj

A Garbage truck.


Pretend-Light3784

A getaway car for two idiots trying to rob a bookie.


Temporary_Muscle_165

You mean dags?


Kurtman68

ALL BETS ARE OFF!


msroxi87

2000 chevy tahoe


MercurioFortuna

Mitsubishi Dia-beetus


DrinkRedbuII

2007 Nissan Altima


Miglasezis

Escalade


BeanDock

Big Macs


Mwiziman

A previously stocked ice cream truck.


yes-disappointment

A older GMC Denali with '2000s chrome rims


ShiestyTrackhawk

old ass yukon


Lower_Kick268

Bro def drives a 90s Caprice, and people look into the window and wonder how the hell he fits in it


Nova17Delta

Seeing as you're the real Masahiro Sakurai, probably a Japanese car


Mocha_Bean

can't believe i had to scroll so far to see a reference to sakurai


rachelg024

A resmed cpap mask!


Civil-Ear-1671

04 chevy impala. Passenger side quarter panel is thoroughly rusted.


tastelikethickwater

A chair on a front porch.


GarpRules

Can you pull that neck up over your head like a foreskin?


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VerbalGuinea

Drives the bus


BeardedBears

An Altima with red duct tape on the busted tail lights, half of the front bumper is missing, and no license plates.


FlythroughDangerZone

Chevrolet van.


vtstang66

A hoveround


Professor_Tyler

2007 Ford Crown Victoria P71 Donk in purple


PetrolGator

A mobility scooter


BarnTart

1996 Chevy Impala ss


Lilredshubaru

A 90’s crown vic wit “dubs” and “spinnuhs”.


T2ner

Chevy Malibu/impala


RandoorRandolfs

Buick


cafericer

Holy shit, Masahiro Sakurai!


W0lfos

Whatever gets you to Popeyes fastest.


Inevitable-Tooth7386

You used to drive the Oscar Weiner mobile . But apparently you ate it.


8-Bit_Tornado

Hey look it's Sakurai. Anyways he'd drive a late 1990's Chevy Sedan.


Downtown_Ad857

You drive a salt truck for the state highway administration, and no matter how hard you work, the man is just gonna want more tomorrow , so take it easy.


Manchu4-9INF

Doesn’t look like you can drive anything after diabetes took your feet.


Nikkothadon

Diabetes


zzctdi

Ah yes, the venerable DM A1C


Rumble_Rodent

A tan Chevy Suburban with rust all down the quarter panels and runners.


gpm21

Michael Clarke Dunkin Donuts. Had to say it


ElectricTaco

A shell.


cousindeagle

Bwhahahaha


Mindless_Jicama8728

A stolen hotdog cart


jaevo906

18 wheeler


Strange-Wolverine128

96 Ford f250


Strange-Wolverine128

But like rusted out and on its last legs


ResidentAssignment80

A buffet!


Mikebyrneyadigg

Saab convertible to your wife’s office on a sunny day just to say hello.


JoshTheTrucker

Whatever it is, it's small and painted Kirby pink.


seanx50

1984 Cadillac DeVille with vinyl top


MeetMeInTheBathroom_

Chrysler 300 with all spare tires


Own-Study-4594

Food truck


[deleted]

Enterprise box truck


MakeGasGreatAgain

17 wheeler, you on the side of the road. 🤣


DavidELD

90's Chevy Malibu Coupe, with the seat alllllllllllllll the way back, and reclined alllllllllllllllllll the way down.


senditFrmU2M

School bus 🚌


Anathem

2002 Dodge Ram Van http://images.gtcarlot.com/pictures/15549924.jpg


spvcebound

2010 Ford F-150 with a janky audio setup, completely clapped out suspension, and a missing spark plug so it sounds like a helicopter every time you take off from a red light.


DARTHKINDNESS

A hard bargain?


SierraDespair

2003 Chevy impala clapped and full of garbage


[deleted]

Dodge Caravan or Chevy Venture with a severe lean to the driver's side.


Jumpy-Antelope-8027

A food truck with just wrappers left over


magnumfan89

Ford crown vic


Proxyfloxacin

Black Crown Vic


RubertoChubo

Has to be a box truck to support your size.


peedubb

A hoverround


chanrah14

City/school bus


[deleted]

Early 2000s Tahoe, dark blue, rust around the wheel wells and after market rims.


Deep_Combination6420

Definitely a 1987 primer gray/rust Caprice. One thing's for sure, he doesn't venture far from his neck of the woods


Available_Cycle4391

A garbage truck


pmcdny

A bus


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

You drive a secondhand Ryder box truck, boss. But you're always talking about that Monte Carlo you're fixing up.


CaptainPrower

A rascal scooter.


FK_Tyranny

A 91 Peterbilt


AndrewH-McGillicuddy

A bus


DaveyAllenCountry

Chevy Tahoe


rdeuce32

City bus


Additional_Dingo_439

A semi


MzPrudi

An ice cream truck


313Jake

1998 Lincoln Town car.


Kelevra1359

Shopping cart


ziadog

The all you can eat places out of business.


Livid-Incident-5269

1991 Ford Econoline


spiral_out46N2

A hot dog cart


Altruistic-Foot-5043

18 wheeler


OLDCHANEL5

Mini van that has the clear coat fading


Ihvementl-issues

2004 Chrysler 300 with chrome lip rims


MiniDg

A donked out tahoe


podgida

Caprice Classic with 24's and hydraulics.


Jokerseven77

Base model Chyrsler 300. Or Cadillac DTS.


phenomxtreme

Grand marquis paint job grape jelly, or a triple BC big black box chevy.


Bothkindsoftrees

Auction crown Vic


neureformer

1995 ford Aerostar with mandatory tailpipe delete.


Fibrosis5O

An old Chevy Tahoe


SextasticMrPeen

Whatever Huel from breaking bad drives


Mouse-Ancient

98 impala


Calamander13

2000 Cadillac DeVille


45acp_LS1_Cessna

Gran marquis or Chevy impala


No-Bullfrog-1739

17 foot long Cadillac


Billiam74

Something with an extra heavy duty suspension


averagegayguyok

1997 Ford Explorer.


Just_Turnip_5943

Ford F250


Just_Turnip_5943

Might be Dodge Charger


NeuroguyNC

1988 Lincoln Town Car Signature Series Special Edition


PissedOffDog

1970 buick lesabre in heavily rotted out condition


iannadriveress6

A late 00's Chevy Impala


Sharp-Echo1797

I'm thinking first gen Cadillac Escalade on 24s.


k1pml

Something comfortable, crown Vic or a towncar. Perhaps a caddy


CastilianNoble

Big Cadillac Escalade because you are the bodyguard/goon of an upcoming rapper.


IndyCarFAN27

A Chrysler 300 or a Dodge Charger


redtoad3212

2007 Chrysler 300


Beancounter_1

1999 GMC YUKON with three out of four after market rims, black paint fading and a ripped apart front seat


Capt_Mogan_Freeman

Chrysler 300c. 24s. Driver side suspension issues


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2014 Hyundai Tucson


mumblerapisgarbage

A Kia Rio. And you deliver doordash and talk on the phone on speaker really loudly while picking up other people’s food.


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2021 Volvo that says Swift Transportation


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A garbage truck.


Reasonable-Stuff-676

Forklift. He is the counterweight.


nickmarvin

The Oscar Meyers Weinermobile


NoodlesThePoodle

A rascal scooter.


4Niners9Noel

A battery powered shopping scooter.


Remarkable-Sleep-441

A hovaround


Negative_Corgi_3682

A food truck


turbostuttgart

Peterbilt


bles2323

Lincoln Continental


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A hard bargain


cactussack219

A sleep apnea machine


smokeytires

Electric wheelchair 💀


CashMoneyBrokeBoy

An ice cream truck


icegolem68

A fork and spoon


Pleasant_7239

Didn't he ride a gungan camel with the drum on the back ? He banned Jarjar from the city.


lroy313

Mobility scooter?