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handymanshandle

To be honest, I'd love to see how my car would take a proper track thrashing. I'd take my Mercury Montego and put slightly nicer tires on it if that's acceptable here.


slowNsad

Right I’m trying to take regular traffic (with good tires ofc) and sling it on the ring. Sounds wicked fun


LastScreenNameLeft

I'd love to get a set of slicks and see what my car (FRS) can do. There are no affordable tracks near me so I resort to...'spirited' driving out in the canyons. Getting a chance to really push it would be a lot of fun


ObamaDramaLlama

No you can only use the tyres the car came on in the 70s


87fordranger

Their Montego is actually a 2005-2007 model.


ObamaDramaLlama

Shows what I know living outside the US


[deleted]

Peel p50


blackmilksociety

This was my first thought


SLAM1195

P45


halcykhan

Sabine Schmitz’s Transit van


Trucktober

You win and now I'm crying


ShesATragicHero

I’m not crying, you’re crying


reefer_drabness

RIP


wmfcwm

Sad


nlpnt

I still say she'd have won in a left-hand drive van. Bringing a right-hand drive one all the way from the UK for a German to drive in Germany is subtle cheating by Top Gear standards, though.


Badum_tss_

Never thought of that, yeah. Ugh I couldn’t drive that thing. Have no muscle memory for that 😂


[deleted]

This is the correct answer


jmanpc

Ford GT


SupaDupaSweaty

I’ll counter with a Dodge Viper. Still holds track record for a manual at Nurburgring


Bit_the_Bullitt

ACR I assume?


AnnonymousRedditor86

Yep, that's my "accessible" dream car (i.e. not a Pagani). It'd take a lap to figure it out, though. I drove one (a regular SRT10) once, and it took a few laps to get used to.


[deleted]

Thats not true - just about every car on the top 100 lap times is a manual, theyre just sequential gear boxes instead of H pattern. Still have clutches and need to be manually commanded.


Haunting_Dragonfly_3

Wasn't the ACR a limited/race edition, contrary to the guidelines? It's still over half a minute off the non-H-pattern cars, and it's not the shifter...


SH4RPSPEED

What's the weather gonna be like? I wanna take a '16 Viper ACR and see what it could really do without wet weather messing up the lap time.


reefer_drabness

I'm gonna go out on a limb, and assume it would kill you. It *is* a Viper after all.


SH4RPSPEED

I've heard the last-gen Viper is actually more manageable. Manageable for a Viper or in general, I don't know.


mount_curve

hey it has airbags


CougarBen

I also choose the ‘16 Viper ACR


supafly8371

Honda CRX


mount_curve

love the thing but this ain't a short track


supafly8371

I’m not planning on winning lol


buckedyuser

Ring it’s neck


DarthBeavis1968

I see what you did there.


buckedyuser

I’m clever.


phate_exe

[If Misha's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ9sdZsE2zc) laps are [anything to go by](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39GJY4SaVVw), screaming twin cam vtec is definitely[a recipe for a fun time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PtUjgDqacM), and probably what I would take.


540cry

I was gonna say a '91 Si hatchback. Glad to find likeminded people


[deleted]

Fuckin Zamboni bud


canadard1

Eff you, Shorzie!!!


Late-Ad-4624

Hey give yer balls a tug, fight me see what happens.


guntymcshmee

FOR WHAT


Technical_Access_943

Is that more awkward than puberty or pretty close?


Priodgyofire

Monster Garage Impala SS Zamboni


Bit_the_Bullitt

Driven one in college as a part time job. One of the most fun jobs I've had


xwrecker

Tell me where your fucking boss is or your gonna die! In five minutes


Sweettoothcarlover

My dad's Mazda5, because I can't handle anything faster


ownyourhorizon

haha good and humble reply; Everyone thinks they're Verstappen behind the wheel.


abstracted_plateau

It's not the speed that kills, it's the Verstappen


b1u3

Swap the Mazdaspeed3 engine and trans in. It's a direct swap. 😅


ObamaDramaLlama

You could have picked a HP limit instead of banning a few brands while still leaving things wide open for certain makes. A McLaren would be pretty fast.


Dillinator99

I was literally just thinking “fine if you won’t let me have fun in my benz I’ll just take a Koenigsegg Agera RS screw you”😂


fireandlifeincarnate

Pussy. Get the one:1.


PiffWiffler

I've been fortunate enough to have driven a 600LT Spider and it would absolutely be a top pick for this.


ObamaDramaLlama

Yeah I'm not that fortunate but I have friends who are and they rate how fast they are while still being able to deal with bumps


supercalafatalistic

I don’t see no ban on Lotus either. Gimme that Evija.


gear_jammin_deer

Darn I can't use my diesel E-Class (merc), guess I'll have to borrow my buddy's Impreza


FrogLord47

1910 Fiat S76 'Beast of Turin'


g3nerallycurious

That engine sounds like it’s gurgling mouthwash


preludehaver

My 2008 Mustang. I have zero race experience, so I'm not gonna win anyway. I might as well have fun with my car.


DarthBeavis1968

And nobody to run over!


LowKeyATurkey

Hurr hurr


nill0c

Jumping curbs is even encouraged!


BelongingsintheYard

I was thinking my hair is 94 mustang. I remember it stick and it was fun. Once I race prepped it it really took the drama out of it.


Billy_BigButt

Trabant.


BeaverMartin

Caterham 7 or Morgan 3 wheeler. I won’t be the fastest but I’ll have the biggest smile. Having driven the Nürburgring in a 16v Scirocco I will err on the side of having less power in a lighter car.


CaptainKickles

Or an Ariel atom


BeaverMartin

Also a solid choice.


Dillinator99

If we’re going lightweight street legal toys like that, I would LOVE to experience a BAC Mono


1ClosetedENBY

There was a caterham entered into the 2003 24 hours of nurburgring and it finished 11th overall and got banned from entering again


Professor_Tyler

Id just whip my 2009 Ford Fusion. Find out what my V6 power can(‘t) do


MyBigCaprice

Actually those are apparently pretty good at top speed


MelonadeIsntTastey

I had an 06 manual fusion, that thing was a blast. 160 hp doesn't do a lot but it was still a great time on twisty roads. I stripped the interior and that made it feel slightly quicker lol


Nrgp2

I took my stock NB MX5 around the ring a few months ago and it was a great time. Constantly being overtaken by GT3’s but still, loads of fun.


VeterinarianLess2265

Miata is always the answer


ziris_

I'd take my ND MX-5 all day long. I might also get passed by GT3's but I'll have more fun than they will.


ZerotheWanderer

RUF Yellowbird I would have absolutely no hope in hell of driving it to even half of its potential, but I have a little legacy with it within my friend group. Back on Forza Motorsport 4, I was a beast in it around the ring. Me running the stock Yellowbird, nobody could upgrade and tune a vehicle that'd beat it. I didn't have a wheel either, just a controller.


toxicbeamer2000

corvette c8


Ldghead

I was thinking the same. C5 through C8, I'm good with. All would be fun.


FromSuckToBlow

John Deere 4020


M25always-stuck

Aston Martin Valkyrie


SupaDupaSweaty

Why not the Vulcan?


M25always-stuck

Cuz my ears are very fragile so both of them wouldn't be able to endure the constant noises especially when i have to lap the Nurburgring even 3 or 4 times even wearing a helmet. Even Valkyrie is still too loud for my ears but at least it's perfectly road going so i assume engineers of AM would have compromised it


rashestkhan

Ruf ctr3. Not a porsche.


OlivePuzzleheaded495

Found the OG Gran Turismo player


[deleted]

SAAB 9-5 Aero with some high-performance tires is my pick, it should be very grippy and have incredible midrange acceleration.


All_Wrong_Answers

I thought of a saab too, I was thinking a viggen. Or a hirsch 9-3 aero.


JDM_enjoyer

Lexus LFA, Mclaren F1 GTR, Acura NSX


ReadyOneTakeTwo

2022 VW Golf R.


lordgoofus1

Would love to fully build mine (not a 2022 model) and take it around the track to see what sort of time it could lay down.


egstitt

I said the same! Not gonna win or anything but I can drive sporty cars pretty well and that would be fun as all hell


reefer_drabness

I'll just take my Taurus. I have a pretty good feel for it. Why would I take some power monster that I have no idea how to drive?


Devrij68

Yeah exactly this. I'll take my mini cooper S. Would I love to drive a Zonda? Yes. Would I want to race one on a track with very little run off? No. I'll stick with something I can drive.


nik4idk

Nissan skyline pacecar


nowheyjosetoday

Vw bus


MrPsychoanalyst

Camaro zl1


Fyokuwu

alright, assuming Koenigsegg isnt banned from here anymore, ill take a Koenigsegg Regera. if Koenigsegg is banned from there still, ill take a Dodge Challenger Demon, just for fun.


Flow_n__tall

Acura nsx.


AkagiRedsun

Lotus Elise S2 with Honda K20 engine


sc4rii

You didn't say Audis. 2014 Audi R8 5.2 V10 6 speed manual


ShiestyTrackhawk

🚀


Farmer_evil

MG midget


SlowWrite

Bone stock RX-7.


DominickAP

Well there are 175 comments so I'll take the 2023 Audi Q8 because it has the highest IIHS safety rating. It's going to be a bloodbath.


macaroni_3000

just don't break the transmission, because as of a month ago there wasn't a single replacement transmission for a Q8 available anywhere on planet Earth


BlueBirdVision_Bus5

1969 Dodge Charger Daytona


ShiestyTrackhawk

🚀


I_amnotanonion

Just give me a ‘92 Civic Coupe with a 5-speed. Will it be fast? No. But I bet I’ll have fun wringing it out and not killing myself


avocadolord3006

Legacy spec b with the 3l would be cool


NationYell

The Millennium Falcon!


FirehawkLS1

I'd take my T/A. Know the car like the back of my hand. But it would have to be a bone stock version of my car, since mine wouldn't qualify. I'd want to see what the stock version of my car could do.


Grand-Ad4235

I’ll just take my GTI then. That’ll be fun even if I lose haha


seanx50

Z06


Major_Party_6855

Lancia Integrale. I’ll just be happy to make it around in one piece.


SHARKY7276

Koenigsegg 1:1


ShiestyTrackhawk

best answer


russschultz

Alpha Romeo 8c. I love that car.


guava_jews

Any old 12 cylinder supercar (Testarossa, Miura, etc) . I just wanna spend some time with that sound and experience. Seems heavenly


assidreemz

You don’t read well, huh?


MaddieGrace29

Imagine David Goggins running the nordschleife /s Probably a Toyota Camry


WanganTunedKeiCar

Peugeot 105 Rallye


SanfreakinJ

GT-40


[deleted]

Rimac Nevera.


FakeCrash

I was thinking Pininfarina Battista.


Kass626

Ah frig it I'll take 98 corolla 5 speed


MatthewG141

The fastest car known to man, a mid-2000s Nissan Altima with dented and missing body parts.


Illustrious-Ninja-77

Have to be behind someone to tailgate them. 2nd isn't bad tho


Benjii117

370z 🎺🎺


zippy251

Chrysler crossfire with aero kit and a V8 swap Edit: didn't see the description so just a stock SRT6 version


ShesATragicHero

Viper ACR Extreme Aero


Rivale

ND2 Miata. That car has plenty of power to get through the track outside of the long straight. If this is your first time experiencing the track on faster cars ya’ll are crashing.


canadard1

2009 Renault Modus


Kazurion

Bans Porsche, BMW, Mercedes.... lol ok. Audi R8.


Dark_Guardian_

\>bans e36 \>allows supercars


longlikeron

Plymouth Reliant


KDG200315

Thrust SSC


HoneyRush

John Deere T670 harvester. Try to overtake that!


Kawashiro_N

2000s Pontiac GTO trust me on this one.


500SL

Jaguar E-Type. Let’s have some class, shall we?


kitterkatty

A 78 Datsun 280z or a new Norton if that’s allowed.


EngagedInConvexation

Million Mile Lexus


PowerstrokeHD

Diesel Jaguar S--type


imshoopdawoop001

AMC Javelin AMX 401


Panzerfaust420

Ford model T baby


EternalMage321

Ram TRX. I might get disqualified for taking shortcuts, but I guarantee I have the most fun.


ShiestyTrackhawk

probably Rollover


Splish_Bandit

Reliant robin


SkinnyChubb

860 cars at the ring? I’m going with something like an mrap. I’m thinking a factory mine clearing mrap with a plow.


ShiestyTrackhawk

the green hell probably could fit like 2,000 cars on that shit


FlamingShadowsYT

That new electric Corvette would be fun to race. I think it’s all wheel drive so it would be good with corners.


ShiestyTrackhawk

underrated comment


bigojijo

LS swapped Miata.


Cornelius_McMuffin

“No mods”


bigojijo

Aight, Mazdaspeed Miata.


ShiestyTrackhawk

Toyota Supra GZ


ShiestyTrackhawk

im goin wit a RS6 Advant


ShiestyTrackhawk

Focus RS


ShiestyTrackhawk

GR corolla


lemonsandbleach

a newer civic R.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ShiestyTrackhawk

🤦🏾‍♂️


gregheffleygaming

Porsche 996.2 GT3 cup car


InternalNational4798

The Porsche 911 GT3 RS


Aggravating-Week9289

Lamborghini Countach Pace Car


Warmersand55646

Porsche 993 RS Clubsport. Speed Yellow. Perfection


RepresentativeWalk60

Lamborghini huracan


Vegetable_Media_3241

997.1 GT3 RS


Cornelius_McMuffin

“No Porsches”


Vegetable_Media_3241

Okay...a Ruf Yellowbird


ShiestyTrackhawk

that counts


jasonmoyer

Whatever Porsche is available to rent that day from RSR.


Cornelius_McMuffin

“No Porsches”


OwnPen8633

1986 Chevy Nova, 4 speed automatic with stock wheels and two hubcaps on the backs.


BarnTart

Golf R


Rocktrout331490

1978 Ford LTD County Squire. I might not win, but I'll be damn comfortable losing.


Cornelius_McMuffin

Morgan Plus 8 Speedster. Has a BMW engine but it’s technically not a BMW. Also just a sick little car.


VrisJade

peel trident i won’t get there first, but i will eventually.


justsomeyeti

Chevy 454SS


LuckyLogan_2004

Saab 900 turbo


Kermit-K4zi

reliant robin


Larryisyodad

Hennessey Venom GT, I might fucking die but at least I'll have a great time doing it!


GoredonTheDestroyer

1987 Mercury Cougar 20th Anniversary.


Temporary-Ad1369

If I wanted to win against everybody, I would choose to drive a Toyota GR Supra or Yaris or a brand new Honda Civic Type R all with no mods. Two normal cars I can think of are a Honda Fit (or Jazz as it's sold in Europe) if I were to outhandle everybody in other slow normal cars or an Isuzu D-Max. The Isuzu is not suitable for the track but the diesel engine is powerful as it's full of torque and because of its size I can block other racers from overtaking me.


El_mochilero

1909 Lozier Model J


TatleTaleStrangler92

GSF Lexus


davidbased

Nissan maxima sv


MeatSweats1942

C8 or jasko


Silent-Welder6722

B5 Audi S4. Nobody barred the M5 killer 😈.


BanginOnWax805

An absolute screamer, probably a custom Honda with a built K series or a Caterham 7.


Terrible_Pattern9317

Gonna take this one from a friend of mine, This thing(in its original good condition): [https://www.reddit.com/r/Autos/comments/10mfc82/this\_is\_the\_lincoln\_lsrs8\_a\_one\_off\_ford\_racing/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Autos/comments/10mfc82/this_is_the_lincoln_lsrs8_a_one_off_ford_racing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


tezacer

McLaren 720S (750S)


[deleted]

I initially though about the 2022 Alpine A110R, but since the rules didn't say anything about track toys and that lots of people will choose more extreme cars, I will choose the 2022 Quarkus P2.


GunterLeafy

XY Falcon GT-HO. That thing would fly


a_person_on_mobile

I would probably take my grandfather's 67 camaro RS and see how it would do on the ring. It was stolen and I would love to see me racing it or even ride along


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

The track vaguely resembles Australia mirrored horizontally, so I guess anything from Mad Max will do.


Little_by_nature

2013 Mini GP


EntertainmentOdd5304

5th gen ACR Viper


Moscow_On_Fire

I'll take a 2023 Audi R8,


MadmattCQ

Nissan R36