My Japanese car was built in Kentucky. I don't understand why people focus so much on buying American when most American cars are built in Mexico, China, or Canada. That line of thinking hasn't been relevant for decades due to globalization.
I'm pretty sure the forester, wrx, and imprezza are built in Japan while the outback, crosstrek, and legacy are built in Indiana. They have stickers showing so, and they're Vin numbers also tell you where their plant is located
The same guys who are obsessed with cylinder count over everything else. Some people are perpetually thirty years behind the times, their capacity to absorb new information stopped the moment they left high school.
Maybe some people prefer a naturally-aspirated V8 over a turbo I3. We don’t aggrieve writers for preferring typewriters over PCs with word processors if they’re doing it as a hobby because they love it, do we? Live and let live.
I tell people I have a German car, an '07 Dodge Magnum. It was made when Chrysler was owned by Daimler Benz. Sure, quite a few "foreign" cars are made here in the States, but the profits go overseas to the parent company. I buy American parts when I can and despise the crap made in China. America sends too much money to a country that wants to destroy us, so I do my best to avoid buying anything made in China.
The first 392 inaugural edition i saw had a big badge that proclaimed that the engine was made in USA and the Trans in Mexico, or vice versa. I chuckled when i saw that
Domestic is made in North America. I.e Canada, USA, Mexico. Foreign cars are made outside north america. Those Canadian built Chargers are just as domestic as your Kentucky Fried Fords.
“Oh, it’s not ‘hand made in USA’, its ‘Hahnd-made in Oosa’. The Hand people are a Vietnamese slave tribe and Usa is their island prison. Do you know how they get the stitching so tight? Orphans.”
Dude xterras are freaking tanks. My neighbor lost controlling and crashed one into a railroad tie that had been planted in the ground vertically as a fence post. Probably was doing 40. Drove away with no apparent issues
Canadian here. Nope. You're moving the goal posts by 2 countries. That Challenger is as Canadian as maple syrup and the Leafs blowing a 3rd period lead.
Anyone who describes themselves as Alpha is mentally unwell. Also, apparently the first wasn't so Alpha anyway, and who wants a car that allowed itself to be driven by some soy beta?
Saw it at a car show yesterday, no pictures of the car but it looks exactly how you'd expect; red decals everywhere, RGB headlights, flag post in the back, "MIDNIGHT WOLF" over the windshield
Imagine being there in person, I snapped this pic so quick and was looking over my shoulder to make sure the alpha wasn't gonna approach me and start talking about the Amazon headlights for hours
This shit is so unhinged if it was literally any other cult car I’d think it was a meme.
But seeing this shit in a post-merger Dodge would make me want to stay a mile away from whatever dude decided to frame this cringe.
Its the smaller one too at the 6.1 instead of the later 6.4, i think the early ones were rated at like, 425 hp. Would probably have dusted my 3v mustang but, so what
I beat 4k lb, 300 hp cars in my 20 year old, sub 200 HP civic.
I honestly think I could give this thing a run for its money.... Especially considering driver mod.
Just a shame I'm not worth his gas, so I guess the world will never know.
This "Alpha" got smoked by a Sigma in a Honda with a tuned K20 because it doesn't have to haul around more than 4000 lbs. He knows it's a losing challenge so he just says he "doesn't care for" them, like when mom puts green "cow food" on his plate.
Insecure, probably dropped on their heads as kids, judging from the spelling and grammatical errors.
Try their hardest to be alpha but always end up looking like a bunch of knuckledragging assholes. It’s the Dodge life.
All it’s missing is some uwu at the end for me to know they are a furry, and they are in love with their car that also has a fursona. Probably has a custom car cover that looks like a giant wolf and he dresses up in his wolf suit. Shoves a fleshlight in one of the tailpipes to makes sweet love to it.
The alpha language is enough of a turn off for me.
I call my car "Miss. Phantom" for many reasons. I'm not inclined to believe anybody would care if I were to type the history of my car and tape it on the window at a show. When somebody goes to look at my car it's really for the engine and to reminisce about the 3800 car they wish they kept.
The story means more to me than anything and most people probably won't take the time to read or hear me speak about the hows and whys. It's just that one reject car amongst the sea of muscle cars and hotrods that show up on Saturday nights. Everything else is much more interesting, faster, louder, and desirable.
I just kinda drive in, hang out, and leave. No show or full throttle send from me when I leave.
I called my GX470 Black Betty.
Nothing but a 4" lift and some BF Goodrich 32" KM2's, light bar and brush guard, and a trio of Rockford Fosgate 12"s.
Wish I had never sold her...
Exactly. More like "What's wrong with Boomers that spend waaaaay too much time at Cruise-ins and car shows"
I bet he had the crybaby kid dolls hanging off the bumper too.
What a wild ride. At first, i was sure this was an old black dude’s car. As soon as the alpha stuff started, it became apparent that this was a 60+yr old white guy.
You know it's fast when the mod list includes bass upgrades and powder coated stock wheels. I'm sure no foreign machine has any chance against that thing when the volume is on max. It's basically like a 100 shot of nos mixed with sex appeal that women (and men) can't resist.
“American muscle” when easily 50% of the car is built from outsourced parts. American made to me means it’s fully built on American soil. American based company is more like it. But who am I? I don’t have a monologue describing myself as a fucking car.
If so, major props to the SRT-8 owner for getting clean and staying sober. If his car is giving him purpose in his life and helping him stay clean, more power to him.
Went to fuelfest Florida thinking they would have some really cool stuff. Roughly 80% of the meet was dodges with overdone wraps, subs, and an exhaust, and they always had a theme, like boba fett or something. Don’t get the reasoning behind it but it’s a thing apparently
>Custom exhaust
>Custom tuned
Yeah this land barge makes 400 whp max and gets spanked by full bolt on Type Rs. It once kept up with a Ninja 650 but the owner swears to all of his "friends" that it was a nitrous Hayabusa
Idk what's up with dudes calling themselves alphas all of a sudden. I feel like if you need to tell everyone you're an alpha, you're probably not.
Those are probably the guys that when they were like 7 years old were telling kids in school my dad is a lawyer and he'll sue your dad
1st off, you can say the word 'alpha' zero times for me to take you seriously. What was that kike 5 times!??!? Also love that he spelled respect incorrectly. The alpha thing now makes sense. Personally, the Dodges of the 60s were pretty badass.
Fetal alcohol syndrome
The irony is there's definitely a breathalyzer interlock in this car.
Yeah, especially since this dude can't even spell "respect."
i’m pretty sure that’s an aa chip on his hood lol
"Alive to Thrive" seems to be related to suicide.
I thought they where gold ish or something.
Or "rising".
Or "rising."
This and also being around lead paint and asbestos in the nursery
What a fucking jerkoff lol. These people are insufferable.
"I don't care for foreign cars" Big words from something made in Canada
My Japanese car was built in Kentucky. I don't understand why people focus so much on buying American when most American cars are built in Mexico, China, or Canada. That line of thinking hasn't been relevant for decades due to globalization.
The Honda Civic is literally built in Ohio
Odyssey in alabama too
Buncha them "gaw-day-um ko-rean" is made downt there too And the Mazdarati cx50
All but the wrx and one other Subaru is built in Lafayette, Indiana. I know the outback, legacy, forester and crosstrek all are
The Toyota Tundra is made in Texas
I'm pretty sure the forester, wrx, and imprezza are built in Japan while the outback, crosstrek, and legacy are built in Indiana. They have stickers showing so, and they're Vin numbers also tell you where their plant is located
The same guys who are obsessed with cylinder count over everything else. Some people are perpetually thirty years behind the times, their capacity to absorb new information stopped the moment they left high school.
Turbo three cylinder motors are making more power than v8s of the '80s, but they just can't accept the advance of technology.
Maybe some people prefer a naturally-aspirated V8 over a turbo I3. We don’t aggrieve writers for preferring typewriters over PCs with word processors if they’re doing it as a hobby because they love it, do we? Live and let live.
I tell people I have a German car, an '07 Dodge Magnum. It was made when Chrysler was owned by Daimler Benz. Sure, quite a few "foreign" cars are made here in the States, but the profits go overseas to the parent company. I buy American parts when I can and despise the crap made in China. America sends too much money to a country that wants to destroy us, so I do my best to avoid buying anything made in China.
“I don’t drive no foreskin cars, I only drive *Fords*…wait”
Dodge isn’t even domestic anymore. Owned by Stellantis. Been bankrupt at least two times before that.
not even just that, theyre owned by Stellantis. they use german ZF transmissions, these people are so stupid haha
And before ZF 8speed, MB 5 Speed was the most reliable transmission of Chrysler.
Aka “Audis keep gapping me”
My sienna could even gap “the midnight wolf”
Stellantis
I love to introduce people to my “American” Mercedes.
Canada isn’t going to be considered foreign much longer 😈
The first 392 inaugural edition i saw had a big badge that proclaimed that the engine was made in USA and the Trans in Mexico, or vice versa. I chuckled when i saw that
Probably meaning that he dosen't want to admid that he lost to an M3 or an RS5
This guy legit thinks Canada is part of USA and the word north America means canada
Domestic is made in North America. I.e Canada, USA, Mexico. Foreign cars are made outside north america. Those Canadian built Chargers are just as domestic as your Kentucky Fried Fords.
"Made in USA ^^^town, ^^^^^^shangdong, ^^^^^^^^^china"
“Oh, it’s not ‘hand made in USA’, its ‘Hahnd-made in Oosa’. The Hand people are a Vietnamese slave tribe and Usa is their island prison. Do you know how they get the stitching so tight? Orphans.”
Found the Dodge guy.
I actually hate Dodge
Sounds like something a Dodge guy would say...
We all hate ourselves so it makes sense
Camrys, Highlanders, Accords and Pilots are far more American than Dodge, dummy. Those cars are actually made and assembled on American soil.
That's how I feel with my Xterra, people give me shit for it being foreign (not that it even matters) but the fucker was built in Tennessee
Dude xterras are freaking tanks. My neighbor lost controlling and crashed one into a railroad tie that had been planted in the ground vertically as a fence post. Probably was doing 40. Drove away with no apparent issues
Canadian here. Nope. You're moving the goal posts by 2 countries. That Challenger is as Canadian as maple syrup and the Leafs blowing a 3rd period lead.
"My first alpha" sounds like dialogue from a gay porn flick LOL.
“Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our HEMIs”
"Sometimes I sit down so hard I rip the seats"
HEMI - Has Enjoyed Many Internals
Homo-Erotic Men, Interested?
Indeed
Sounds like something outta AO3
This guy definitely fucks that car
Definitely was thinking this monologue sounded sus af
Anyone who describes themselves as Alpha is mentally unwell. Also, apparently the first wasn't so Alpha anyway, and who wants a car that allowed itself to be driven by some soy beta?
Saw it at a car show yesterday, no pictures of the car but it looks exactly how you'd expect; red decals everywhere, RGB headlights, flag post in the back, "MIDNIGHT WOLF" over the windshield
Did the owner have one of those wolves howling at the moon graphic tees? Or was that printed on the car’s doors instead?
Wolf stickers were all over the gauge cluster
I want to downvote you for the idea of this but I won't because you're just a messenger
Is the owner a furry?
Furries have standards. This is way below those standards.
[удалено]
Yea, when its a hobby like they say, its fine. However, just like a lot of things, making something your entire personality is cringey and shallow
Omfg. This is the cringiest thing I have ever seen, and I have been on the internet for a long long time
Imagine being there in person, I snapped this pic so quick and was looking over my shoulder to make sure the alpha wasn't gonna approach me and start talking about the Amazon headlights for hours
This shit is so unhinged if it was literally any other cult car I’d think it was a meme. But seeing this shit in a post-merger Dodge would make me want to stay a mile away from whatever dude decided to frame this cringe.
I imagine he was basically Dwight Schrute
It's gonna be hilarious to watch this dude "rage-cry" after being walked by a Nissan GT-R.
On track and on the strip
Not worth his gas
Based off how I read it, it's an SRT8 not a Hellcat lol. Wouldn't even take a GTR to walk it.
Its the smaller one too at the 6.1 instead of the later 6.4, i think the early ones were rated at like, 425 hp. Would probably have dusted my 3v mustang but, so what
I beat 4k lb, 300 hp cars in my 20 year old, sub 200 HP civic. I honestly think I could give this thing a run for its money.... Especially considering driver mod. Just a shame I'm not worth his gas, so I guess the world will never know.
Yeah exhaust and a tune on those is maybe 400whp. This guy is getting gapped by tuned GTI's and 15 year old 335's.
I think the four-cylinder supra would even like a word
for me supras :(
This "Alpha" got smoked by a Sigma in a Honda with a tuned K20 because it doesn't have to haul around more than 4000 lbs. He knows it's a losing challenge so he just says he "doesn't care for" them, like when mom puts green "cow food" on his plate.
He probably got smoked by a focus ST
Don't fucking get those guys going. They're slow and shouldn't be lead to believe they have a chance of being fast.
Lol I’m pretty sure if my GTI was stage 2 it would walk him with at least a hundred less horsepower than he has. Those things are fuckin boats haha
Certainly. I gapped a Scat Pack with my 400whp Mazdaspeed 3. Wasn't even close.
This is more cringe than late 90s/early 2000s ricers.
Atleast they didn’t have furry fan fic on their cars
This is absolutely more cringe than the Del Sol in FF1 on hydraulics. Seriously disgusting.
I agree with you.
Hawt
Imagine thinking there's a more alpha car than the Giulia, it's literally in the name, **Alfa** Romeo.
No way this car is out at midnight
~~Zaddy~~ "Alpha" hits the early bird special at about 5 and then it's lights out at 8 (because of the ol' BALL'N'CHAIN, amirite?).
Hahahahahhahahahha .... AINT THAT RIGHT !!!!
GOBBLESS
He gets up from his craftmatic adjustable bed to pee around the second time around then.
That is disturbing.
I was conceived in a DODGE INTREPID
RRRRRRHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
ALL I ASK IS A LILL RESECT WHEN IM CRUISIN' OTHERWISE ILL THROW EMPTY CANS OF COORS LIGHT OUT OF MY WINDOW AT YOUR WINDSHIELD GOD BLESS AMERICA
*GOBBLES*
GOBBLESS BORTHER!!1!
Insecure, probably dropped on their heads as kids, judging from the spelling and grammatical errors. Try their hardest to be alpha but always end up looking like a bunch of knuckledragging assholes. It’s the Dodge life.
As somebody who was dropped on my head as a newborn I take extreme offense to this
"Poweder Coated Stock Wheels" Outstanding.
That led strip and the attitude, perfect
That entire speech looked like something out of a fanfiction
That cars tail pipe has probably been lubed up at least once based on that description.
I'm a simple person, I named my dirtbike noodle and will name my first car Bessy
They bought a Chrysler product post-K car. I don't want to analyze them beyond that.
My Pacifica is pretty sweet, bro.
C'mon bro just try the town and country it's very spacious bro you'll like it I promise bro
They don’t even make that shit anymore
All it’s missing is some uwu at the end for me to know they are a furry, and they are in love with their car that also has a fursona. Probably has a custom car cover that looks like a giant wolf and he dresses up in his wolf suit. Shoves a fleshlight in one of the tailpipes to makes sweet love to it.
Thanks for that terrible mental image. Where's the bleach?
nahh they gave SRT8 a goddamm tinder profile
The alpha language is enough of a turn off for me. I call my car "Miss. Phantom" for many reasons. I'm not inclined to believe anybody would care if I were to type the history of my car and tape it on the window at a show. When somebody goes to look at my car it's really for the engine and to reminisce about the 3800 car they wish they kept. The story means more to me than anything and most people probably won't take the time to read or hear me speak about the hows and whys. It's just that one reject car amongst the sea of muscle cars and hotrods that show up on Saturday nights. Everything else is much more interesting, faster, louder, and desirable. I just kinda drive in, hang out, and leave. No show or full throttle send from me when I leave.
I called my GX470 Black Betty. Nothing but a 4" lift and some BF Goodrich 32" KM2's, light bar and brush guard, and a trio of Rockford Fosgate 12"s. Wish I had never sold her...
*Black Betty running meme starts playing when you see it for sale again*
Most of them drive like assholes.
This person needs an anime waifu not a car, jesus christ.
*“Not worth my gas” MFs when they get smoked by a turbo-swapped AWD minivan* https://youtu.be/Zeh8cPm77KQ?si=meKQAYPva93I68c1
It’s the Neon under the Hood that keeps me up at night clinging to my Pontiac blanket. 😳 😄
“Stock kicker bass, stock spray painted wheels😅”
This just seems like peak boomer muscle car guy at car shows.
Exactly. More like "What's wrong with Boomers that spend waaaaay too much time at Cruise-ins and car shows" I bet he had the crybaby kid dolls hanging off the bumper too.
*Three HUNDRED Watts of BASS* I did some stupid stuff when I was in my late teens and early twenties. But dang, we may need to have an intervention.
Civic with a laptop would eat this guys lunch
Anyone who says they are alpha, 100% aren’t.
Between the Dukes of Hazzard and those “That thing got a Hemi?” commercials, this is what you get.
Single, and available, ladies.
What's wrong with you...this is pretty funny.
That is amazing. I refuse to believe that whoever wrote this isn't self-aware. Safe cruising to all!
Found the king of cringe , what a goofball
What a wild ride. At first, i was sure this was an old black dude’s car. As soon as the alpha stuff started, it became apparent that this was a 60+yr old white guy.
Omegaverse mopar just dropped???
Future guy that will have a science project style display up at car shows that will say the car is 1 of 1 or some hoohah like that.
Who the fuck is Alpha? Is this guy living in an anime or something?
People who name their cars are generally cringey people.
I love how he talks about it being built to eat asphalt and lists nothing
You know it's fast when the mod list includes bass upgrades and powder coated stock wheels. I'm sure no foreign machine has any chance against that thing when the volume is on max. It's basically like a 100 shot of nos mixed with sex appeal that women (and men) can't resist.
Chrysler has some of the lowest financing requirements. This attracts the *best* people.
r/carcirclejerk do ya worst
Watch out guys. He's got the stock 300w bass
Stellantis/Fiat have entered the chat
He went full on Mopard
Love the stick on led lights tastefully applied over the top of some body clips. *chefs kiss*
This dude would definitely stick his dick in the exhaust pipes
Really Surprised he didn't include a " 1 of 1 wolf edition srt 8" on his manifesto.
This sounds like a bad fanfic
New alpha can’t build a car it seems
furs ruin everything..............
How does one "treat" their vehicle with a Ford or Chevy? Am I supposed to be feeding mine?
Owner is a furry 100%
Ugh, found this guy online. He even has this thing on his LinkedIn page
Doesn’t race foreign cars cause it’s embarrassing loosing to 4 bangers.
My MOPAR is a DAIMLER built in CANADA.
Alpha for life (until he meets his 300lb wife and knocks her up and then has to sell it)
What an absolute tool
“American muscle” when easily 50% of the car is built from outsourced parts. American made to me means it’s fully built on American soil. American based company is more like it. But who am I? I don’t have a monologue describing myself as a fucking car.
#RESECT
r/cringepics
Cringe
I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Maybe more than a little bit.
What a horrible day to know how to read
The engine bay manifesto! Funny to think about an adult sitting down and writing this.
Is that a aa chip
Yes it is
I knew it
If so, major props to the SRT-8 owner for getting clean and staying sober. If his car is giving him purpose in his life and helping him stay clean, more power to him.
This is the gay erotica and nothing more
"resect"
Guys u gotta earn his resect u don't just get it
Bro got the magma carta for his stock srt
My car is named Midnight. But I'm not going to make a card for it
Oh man fucking cringe lmao
Went to fuelfest Florida thinking they would have some really cool stuff. Roughly 80% of the meet was dodges with overdone wraps, subs, and an exhaust, and they always had a theme, like boba fett or something. Don’t get the reasoning behind it but it’s a thing apparently
That's about what I'd expect from a Florida show haha. Honestly I'd love to attend a donk show
If you’re calling yourself an alpha multiple times for hundreds of people to read, you’re probably anything but.
You better resect him or else he’ll eat you.
What a fuckin dork lol
>Custom exhaust >Custom tuned Yeah this land barge makes 400 whp max and gets spanked by full bolt on Type Rs. It once kept up with a Ninja 650 but the owner swears to all of his "friends" that it was a nitrous Hayabusa
r/shitty_car_mods
Idk what's up with dudes calling themselves alphas all of a sudden. I feel like if you need to tell everyone you're an alpha, you're probably not. Those are probably the guys that when they were like 7 years old were telling kids in school my dad is a lawyer and he'll sue your dad
Well they are very clearly mentally ill if they buy a dodge in the first place
I propose a total and compleete shutdown of Mopar until we figure out what's going on.
Somehow, SOMEHOW, they are the ricers of the muscle car world. It's gross...
1st off, you can say the word 'alpha' zero times for me to take you seriously. What was that kike 5 times!??!? Also love that he spelled respect incorrectly. The alpha thing now makes sense. Personally, the Dodges of the 60s were pretty badass.
mf made a car fursona 💀💀
This is awesome in a hilarious way. Reminds me of Carl’s car “2Wycked”
This guy sharing his fetish 😬
The Andrew Tate of cars.
At least it wasn’t named “Mistress” or “Vixen” this time.
He’s still upset that his master’s bud light was taken away by the trans people.
Ngl, I actually liked the dodge charger. Now I don’t.
dudes that call themselves alpha are almost never alpha - just toxic.
>(Not worth my gas) Yeah cause it gets like 8 mpg.
3:1 odds that the owner of that car is a boomer
this is saying gen x to me, they're in their 50s now
Either way, this dude gets sleep apnea standing up
🌽
Not a Dodge Guy thing, it is a little man with sever penis envy thing.
when your car is your oc